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Given the rare opportunity to possess a microphone and an audience of freemasons, what should I say?
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"Hiram Abiff tongues my anus"
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Translate this into Finnish, print it out on a card and read it halfway through your set. If you make it all the way through, go right into a cover of ABBA's Money Money Money.

I triple dog dare you.
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>>42536893
Epstein rape niggers
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>>42536893
Say some cryptic-sounding but nonsensical sentences, then observe their reactions.
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Make sure you do this pose while saying whatever you are going to say.
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"So these three ruffians walk into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but it ends with them having gay sex."

>>42536915
based
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>>42536960
Oh I got a bunch of hand signs practiced.
>>42536927
Honorable mention
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I thought about covering one eye during the chorus of the hit Wallflowers song One Headlight
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>>42536893
Whatever you do, do not say or mention Rubedo.
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>>42536893
Don't pretend to know shit you don't or they'll just laugh at you. Cater to their impulses and imply you know they know things and they might tell you something.
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>>42536964
Kek
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>>42536960
Queen Candace is going to take these masons down
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>>42537625
>cater to their impulses
>a mason typed this
He means let them anally rape you. I’ve read the secret teachings of all ages so I speak freemason
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>>42536893
Love is the answer.
https://youtu.be/Powi4XNUV-o?is=Xw-AG2LO0TGSop1k

Saturnian dark occultists run the world.
Plug in some good content creators/writers too!
https://allreligionsareone.org/
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Ask them about the true name of God.
If they answer "Arcturus," execute them
>t. Anaximandite
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>>42538662
What do you worship as the blazing star? Sirius?
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>>42538662
you mean “Anaximandrian”? W follower of Anaximander?
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>>42538662
masons don’t worship arcturus
theosophists recognize arcturus as a soul gate that leads back to the godhead. It’s literally how you get in and out of this galaxy with 3 other star systems acting as gates in all 4 cardinal directions. where did you see some mason call arcturus god
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>>42536893
masons are dumbasses. they believe in god as a requirement, which is incredibly stupid. speak slowly and clearly so they can understand you, distract them with legos or maybe an IPad, don’t use big words or they won’t understand.
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>>42538720
this
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>>42536893
>what should I say?
Nothing that'll ensure you never get another gig, that's for damn sure.



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