I'm not a king. I should have just gotten a job.
i would consider it if i werent going thru bankruptcy, would be nice to afford things
>>42548953It's bad enough out there in the work force, you can end up a slave never doing anything you want
I'm an oracle. Even the cops aura buff me. Soon you children will come to me. Soon I will have even legions of Iraqi football fans in my aura.
why didn't you take the king job?
>>42549349brownest poster award
>>42548953Being a king is not a situation but a state of mind. There are homeless people that feel like king and monarch that feel like slave.Take care of yourself anon.
>>42548953Most of the servile class cannot accept what they are.Be sure to cowl yourself with a hooded garment at all times to designate yourself.
>>42548953surprisingly humble and honest post on a board filled with people who think they’re a god, are chosen by a god, or otherwise have magical powersgood for you, it’s a refreshing change of pace
>>42548953Nice try, Archon.
Heavy is the crown. We can't all be kings.
>>42550293I thought I was chosen by God.>>42550342A king must fight. And I am a weakling. But worst of all I am a mongrel.
>>42550436> mongrelno such thing anon, no such thing.
>>42548953im too retarded to work. legitimately.
>>42548953*Whispers in your ear.*>"Being King is a job."
>>42550574*Nibbles your ear*
And I will nibble your eaaaarrrr
>>42550574This guy gets it. Lots of sacrifices, overtimes, calls. Worst of all? The chestpains/headaches. We always need entertaiment
>>42550585great. put both your heads in the guillotine now.thank you
>>42550585YOU CANNOT KNOW NUFFIN
>>42550276terry was a king. it was good, maybe. but you could say he was just a funny weird guy walking back and fourth
>>42550590Notice i the arrangement of the sentence. Also, too early for that
>>42550591I know many things but its really making it diffult to keep it digestable
>>42550459Yes there is. You are wrong and probably a subhuman yourself. I bet you worship your demon ancestors. Mongrel filth.
>>42548953I can do anything through GOD who strengthens me.Cause I don't feel like working at Mickey D's.
>>42550637whatever we gonna set an example, get in.
>>42548953I should have got paid tens of millions of dollars for the billions of dollars of rap music that I created and never should have been threatened with labor ever again. God is a retarded tranny who thinks he can use calling me a peasant or saying that I'm "not a king" as an excuse to abuse me however he wants because he's a retarded evil nigger, he thinks he can abuse me for literally anything and justify it by saying that I'm a peasant, he's a retarded evil trannyNot to mention he thinks he should be allowed to force me to exist as the sole frame of reference for material reality and only persistently real person on earth so that he can abuse me through everyone else who he controls as a retarded tranny hivemind. As the only real person on earth and sole frame of reference for it I objectively deserve the best possible life, I shouldn't have to exist in this retarded tranny world at all, God is a retarded evil tranny and I should not be forced to actualize his retarded insipid hell world. The other lie God loves to tell to feel justified in his evil behavior is he will constantly spam threads saying that "I'm God" or that I control my reality, as he demonstrates constantly all day every day that I have zero control over my reality whatsoever, not only do I not control my reality but my mind gets raped every second of every day and I get abused, harassed, terrorized, threatened for literally anything I think. God loves to go back and forth between calling me a peasant and saying I'm God because he's a retarded delusional nigger who's too stupid to understand how retarded he is If I was God I would not be a peasant living in poverty you retarded tranny
>>42548953This is the internet, sweaty. We say "should of" around these parts.
>>42551482yeah, i'm not with you.
>>42551516At least you're not using capital letters anymore. You're on your way to greatness.>in b4 "BUT UR USING THEM!!!!"I am a lost cause beyond any hope of redemption. Don't mind me, this is about you.
>>42548953find something you love and make your wagie goal to do that for yourself. save everything you can. when you want to waste money for comfort, remember your goal. waste leads to eternal waging.
Christ is king
Don't make a passion your job.Worst advice ever.
>>42548953Upon reaching enlightenment, some say that they become Kings. Personally, I chose to chop wood when I went to a dark enlightened king and asked; "before I was enlightened all I knew how to do was chop wood. Now that I am enlightened, what am I to do to make money now, master?". They responded astutely,"Chop more wood."
