i was a gopi in the past life
>>42554928Many were.
>>42554928Why does that cow look so smug
>>42554972It's the only indian in the country not to have have a tussle with a cow puncher...
>>42554971i cant wait to die and go to the krishnaloka, reforming my original gopi-form and be the eternal maiden-lover if shree bhagavad krishna
Is hindu heaven also full of trash and excrement laying around everywhere?
>>42555010no, is full of flowers and rivers of warmth milk with honey
>>42554928hare krishna hare rama hare krishna
is hindu heaven full of math geniuses then?
>>42554928>i was a gopi in the past lifeprove it though??
>>42554928>past lifeDid you mean your eternal form and relationship with Krishna?Because I wouldn't call that "past" nor "a life."If it was a "past life", then it was just another temporary false identity.
>>42554928What's a gopi?
>>42555230A lady gopa.
>>42555246What's a gopa?
>>42555275File name.
>>42555287Okay. Do you currently like cows?
>>42554928I'm pretty sure I was a medium sized dog
>>42554928What does gopi mean
>>42555418cow-herding whore
>>42555002>turn into a girl for blue shit eateryeah this is extremely gay jfl who believes this even in heaven you are just a whore
>>42555230a cowherd girl>>42555275a cowherd boy
>>42555294for hindus, the cow is an animal of extreme sweetness and represents maternal love, i would love to be a cowherdle again like i was in the past life
>>42554928This thread is insanely wholesome for some reason.
>>42555414thats nice to hear anon, what makes you think that?
>>42555460they are not whores, they did leave their husbands and swim naked with shri krishna because they were in a frenzy of madly love, but only in spiritthe texts mention that through krishna's yogamaya (divine mystic power), the gopis didn't actually leave an empty space at home. a physical manifestation of each gopi remained with her husband and family. the husbands never experienced abandonment because, from their physical perspective, their wives never left. the journey to the forest was an entirely spiritual elevation of consciousness
>>42555747Krishna is so personal...i was in a book club reading this exact past time last night =] ...or maybe dead internet theory is real, or im being gangstalked =p
>>42555230i dont know how to explain it, i know i am a gopi in the same way i know who my parents are or how what the color blue is. in any case, i have memories from my past life if you are interested in that
>>42555548i do not become a girl, but my soul (jiva), my original form-self is shaped and gendered female, on the sake of being receptive of the most sweet male god krishna. so i am a female soul within a material male body
>>42555769what book you were reading?
>>42555665thank you anon, i feel the same way. krishna love for his gopis is everlastingly sweet and its agonazing when we feel like krishna isn't with us. love IS the true fire that moves the world
>>42555818Krishna book
>>42555855bhagavad gita?
Talking of gopi bhava openly is a sure way to hell
>>42555862Suprised you havent heard of it....this new captcha sucks
>>42555878thats what ISKCON is trying to make you believe but the sakhi bekhi sect and radhavallabha sampradaya would disagree. both paths, specially sakhi bekhi believe that the soul is inherently femenine and gendered female in regards to the male deity. this is also exist in other mystical traditions and it stands as a universal, fundamental truth. ISKCON is not the only group with authority in regards to krishnaism, just the most popular. sakhi bekhi was also born from chaitanya movement
>>42555881i think i read it long time ago
>>42554928Give me an answer regarding caste system in hinduism and how it's tied into the whole cycle of reincarnation. And the current state of india regarding how much of bad country it's considered to beWhere a relgion that promtes deattachment have one of the worst record cases of greed and safteyAnd why are hindy indians unattractive have their gods condemned them
>>42555929>ISKCON is not the only group with authorityFirst off, im not affiliated nor do i represent those kali chelas in any capacity. They dont have *ANY* authority on spiritual matters nor do they represent even the siddhanta their acarya gave them. Much less of their would-be param guru Bhaktisiddhanta Prabhupada.Iskcon "gurus" are complete sahajiyas and some would even cheer you on your offensive presenting of the highest rasa to the most degraded public.Just look at all the nice and constructive posts you elicit. Krsna Caitanya would never talk of gopi bhava, madhurya rasa, rasa lila, with even His closest associates. Bhaktisiddhanta Prabhupada would not live in Vrndavan nor would he attend lectures about Radharani. He adamantly preached against advocates of siddha pranali. He didnt even let his own disciples read authoritative texts from the six goswamis if these were about Krsna with the gopis. Wouldnt even let them read tenth canto of BhagavatamBecause one must purify himself first
>>42555949Muh why christian kill if Christ said dont killAt least jews and muslims have it in their religion to be shitty
>>42556046so why are you against my openly love for krishna? do you think i am not pure enough to claim to be a gopi?
>>42555881Wait, if Krishna has a bellybutton... then who was his mother?
>>42555949Because Hinduism is not a religion created by whatever current genetic trash occupying India, it was very likely created by peoples who ultimately got overwhelmed and absorbed into the poo genome. That is also the reason caste system exists still, like Spanish did with various negroid/Native mixers.
>>42556119You're a tranny that wishes to be spiritually a woman who gets fucked by a god. You really have a huge ego, and a huge need for psychiatric help, my poo friend.
>>42556221he has two mothers, devaki and yashoda, the latter being his adoptive mother
>>42556265no, i dont want to transition nor i feel uncomfortable in my body. i am just speaking about my experience in a past life. if gopas (male cowherders) were able to love krishna in a romantic manner and take refugee in him as a lover, i would identify as one as well
>>42554928i want to kiss bhagavad perfect lotus feet and archieve moksha in ectasy, i would go straith to vaikuntha
>>42555294No, I am not Hindu.I currently like Lord Balarama, and Lord Balarama tells me to please Him, I should follow His Brother Krishna.
>>42556300>>42556300>if gopas (male cowherders) were able to love krishna in a romantic manner and take refugee in him as a loverAs one delusionally in the mood of a gopa, it is usually not in a romantic manner. I'll admit that can happen, if Krishna wants, but generally we don't get that intimate with our Beloved.For those of us who are gopas, Krishna is an asshole, but He's OUR asshole. He's a sneak, a cheat, a philanderer, a rascal, but He's always doing it for His friends and family.Hell tease and bully the fuck out of you, because He loves you and teasing humor is a way He shows love.If a gopa ever gods to Krishna and says life is unfair He's going to laugh and laugh and laugh, and you can either be laughing with Him, or be laughed at.
>>42556579this, though, sometimes i wish i was able to experiment romantic love with krishna as a guy
>>42556119>so why are you against my openly love for krishna?We dont oppose love for Krsna. We oppose the public discussion of gopi bhava, rasa lila, etc. You can love Krsna as much as you want but leave those specific topics out of the publics ears. See how that only attracts insults from the uneducated? Better not give them the chance to commit aparadha. As Bhaktisiddhanta Prabhupada would lecture on upadeshamrta on Radhasthami instead of talking about Radharani we should also instruct the public on the path of progressive purification first>>42556119>you think i am not pure enough to claim to be a gopi?Yes. Why would you announce it otherwise? Here of all places
>>42554928
iskconnites please go away, you're unvedic
>>42557728Going to Krishna is a positive no matter how crudely they try.Trust that Krishna will purify them, and help shine His light through you to them.
>>42555661i would like to kill and eat as many as i can >>42555810this sounds like being a tranny with extra stepsall the people in ISCKON and other indian nonsense cults founded in the west, are usually druggies or brain dead hippies. Yet to see a normal guy
>>42559945>all the people in ISCKONFunny. That cult would heavily condemn someone declaring they are a gopi and engaging in heretical sahajiya behavior.Oh, and Shiva did it.
>>42560020I'm Hermes I'm gonna steal your cows
>>42560032And dress them up as trans
>>42560020https://www.brijwale.com/gopeshwar-mahadev-ji-temple/It isnt a Puranic story. It is told in the Garga Samhita, and in local tale.>i dont think ISKCON really has a lot to say in regards to other mystical gaudiya traditionsAre you joking?https://bhaktivinoda.com/pseudo-vaishnava-dharma-sahajiyas-baulas-sanis-nedas-daravesas-karttabhajas-ativadis/Bhaktivinode Thakur - a saint of modern bhakti in ISKCON - wrote extensively on how such practices were cheating and scammers in his eyes.
>>42554928How do you become a gopi in the next life?
>>42560519It means ISKCON has a lot of negative things to say about those traditions.
I'm Krishna right now;Wash your fucking ass an clean India or you'll be reborn as Dalit again. You did fuck all in your last life; which is why you were born Dalit.>Everything bad that happens or has happened to (you)>(you) deserve it. Get used to being spiritually buck-broke. This will be relentless. Now be grateful, I've graced you with my presence.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9RL1h-aQnE
>Woof
>>42562022 SEE, Digits>Behead All Satan's
Mother Earth is creating a Spirit Bomb of negativity like white blood cells or antibodies directed at the Hindu Cancer. That's why even animals are going full Avatar and attacking their boats and villages. When you see these fucking savage's assault Elephant's, don't you just want to help the Elephant's and Gun or Spear Down those fucking Abo-Niggers? It fill's you with rage when they unload shit and waste directly into water ways. For those of us who's beliefs lean towards Earth being an organism; would this not be How it would defend itself? Our "hate" is >Her< telling us to be Antibodies, to stop the Cancer. Because if we don't, everywhere will be like India. They will not change or evolve. They are both a spiritual and evolutionary dead end, this is >The Great Filter. If we don't stop them we're all cooked, everywhere will look like India and the elite's will have their perfect Goy's to prop up this pedophile-Jewish-Ponzi-scheme System. All we have to do is say no. NO, Hinduism belongs in India and nowhere else; what happens if we leave Hinduism in India; 70% of India dies in 100 years because of water pollution. If we let these Indians spread; look at fucking Canada.It's time to listen to your mother hippies, this was for the lefties here who are real tree huggers. You try so hard to be inclusive, think we're all equal and you suck nigger cock ect ect. Yet when it comes to hating jeets it flows like a spiritual and evolutionary message from your Mother because it is>YEET the JEETThis is also the easiest activism you'll ever have to do. Just say NO.NO, you are not entitled to leave India just to shit up the world and turn everything into a garbage heep where everyone is a Slave. The funny part is, they will not change. Even after we as a species are setting aside our difference's to discuss this crisis even going as far as Genocide. They will still cope it's all Paki's, "we rape your women, India-supa-pwar". >We hear you mom.
>>42555246So, a gopnik.
>>42556300It's disheartening to see somebody so extremely lonely, he seeks out passages in religions that allow an idea, of what a current /x/phile would call, astral projection where one imagines himself to be a woman having INTIMATE (even though the passages themselves say Krishna gives platonic love in absolute majority of cases) relationship with a Hindu god. Of all the weird forms guys cope with their loneliness, this takes the cake for me. Why can't you come as you are, a man and become a gopa? Why do you need an astral sex change? And you DARE to tell me you're not a tranny? The only, major, reason you might think you're a woman inside is because you've been way too sheltered all your life, not to even mention porn consumption. If you had no one to rely on, only yourself, and were in a situation where the street is the only place you can go, you'd quickly discover the man inside you that you didn't even know existed. Living without a care, only having expectations and a high opinion of yourself (like a woman) certainly may lead some sheltered individuals that they're women inside.
>>42563153No, a gopi.>>42563205>so extremely lonelyTrue. All devotees should have community. Gaudiya Vaishnavism is personality. The people and relationships are core, not solipsistic intellectual wankery.>even though the passages themselves say Krishna gives platonic love in absolute majority of casesWhat passages show madhurya rasa as platonic, ever?>Why can't you come as you are, a manYou are not your body. You are not your mind. You are not a man. You are not a woman. You are not human. You are not a brahmin, a ksatriya, a sudra. Not a bramacary, a grihasta, nor a sannyas.You are an eternal part of the Supreme Whole, in Its service and inherently joyful when aligned with your eternal position. Your eternal, unique relationship with the Supreme is set on His Supreme Independence, and is defined per God's whim.>think you're a woman insideOP did not say they think they are a woman inside.This is stemming from your fundamental misunderstanding of ones eternal identity.>Living without a careAhh, so.its envy. You think women are served by men, and so you think OP wants to be a gopi to be served by God.But that's opposite. Gopis want to serve, not be served.A soul goes to God and asks to serve, and God says "I'd be happier if you had a cunt", and the devotee says "yes, let me serve you.". It isn't about them wanting a cunt, it's about making God happy, even if that means being Gods woman.This is hard for you, because you want God to serve you.You think OPs ambition is coming from what they want, rather than trying to give God what He wants.
>>42563246Behind all those big words, all I can see is a sad, little man, looking for a reason to live, looking for companionship. I don't need you cherry picking passages like some Bible thumper, you're just trying to explain away your sexual desires as having some higher, spiritual purpose. Yes, you're a human, yes, you're a man and that won't change. You can make your imagination run wild, why not do something with it? Like, write some smut novel "Life in a Paradise as a Chosen Lover of Krishna". Women love that shit, being taken away by a powerful being/man to a rich place/Heaven-like and getting their emotions and sexual needs fulfilled to a degree they not thought possible. Why waste your time on what basically amounts to lucid dreaming that you're some "I'm Blue da ba dee, da ba daa" god. Are you disabled or something? You can't work for some reason? Then, I'm sure you can at least write, as this thread shows. The setting you're painting sounds quite unique and could possibly find many readers.
>>42563357>all I can see is a sad, little man, looking for a reason to live, looking for companionshipYes, because that is what you identify with. That is all of us who are coming out the delusion.>I don't need you cherry picking passagesI didn't pick a single one. What are you talking about? You seem upset.>why not do something with it?Exactly. Loving service is what you do with it.>that you're some "I'm Blue da ba dee, da ba daa" god.No Gaudiya Vaishnavas would ever declare or think such a thing. It would be anathema.We want to love and serve God, not be God.I think you are confusing schools of Vedanta.
