I jumped timelines. Apparently my grandma was born in 1946, but I clearly remember my grandpa was the one born in 1946 however, apparently he was born in 1942. This isn't right. My grandma was born in 1952 and my grandpa was born in 1946 in my original timeline. I jumped timelines, this isn't my reality. HELP!
>>42554931There is nothing to go back to. This is your world now. And that's a good thing.
>>42554931>I jumped timelineshappens
>>42554938How does the timeline shift happens abyways? At first I thought it was 2012, but 2016 and 2020 feel like years were things took a bad turn and I changed too much and the world around me did so too. Not just Covid or the US elections, everything in general. There was a clear vibe shift around those years, which I felt more strongly around 2012.But then... I think dying is the key. Maybe when you die you jump timelines. More than a month ago I got wasted and passed out. Woke up freaking out, choking on my own saliva, the only thought in my head being "I'm fucking dead and I jumped realities".
>>42554931>dementia
Bump
why do I only ever wake up in timelines with irrelevant Mandela effects and I never wake up in the parallel universe where I have a massive fucking cock
>>42555893Because there aren't infinite parallel universes where you exist. Your existence is limited to the universes where you can be born. The age of my grandparents is irrelevant as long as they have my dad and my dad has sex with my mom.
>>42555957so you're telling me your grandparents age range is a reasonably changing variable in the universes which they and you exist, but my dick is not? makes no sense
>>42556011I'm sorry
Why is this board so dead
>>42555893I had this thread recently OP, >>42554207Do you feel anything in that direction as well or do you thing that was just me?
>>42558519Only violent tripfag schizos trying to be ecelebs of the board or at the very least a lolcow are left. I genuinely believe the entirety of /apg/ of old just reality shifting away. It's the most rabid rabbit hole of mine I am researching just now to fuck off from this cursed timeline. Thing are going so bad there genuinely is something wrong.. apparently not just the covid vaxx but the very coof itself can cause prion disease, if it does to everyone (prion to show symptons of Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease (CJD)) can take from a year to a decade to 3 to 4 decade and possibly entire humanity could be dead... Meanwhile (((scientists))) managed to reanimate the brain of a deceased person in a vat... The implications with (((who))) is in charge is beyond anything "terrible"... Genuinely possibly do look into reality shifting and astral projection, I definitely am trying with astral projection since you'll be able to choose your new reality. Heh.. with the last bit my remark about schizos seems like pot calling kettle but at the very least it's not like the communities for both of these things are less schizo volatile than anything else really.
>>42554931wait till your birthday changes that shit hits different
>>42558519summer, so ppl are farming vitamin D.
>>42558678I never have Mandela effect related to brands or products. It's more like people I knew, details about them that are apparently wrong. Like a friend of a friend who I knew since we were little, my friend always told me how good this guy was, hardworking, honest, etc. But then out of nowhere he was always apparently a pathological liar according to my friend. What's up with that? My friend used to tell wonders about this guy we both know and now he's allegedly a lying dickhead?
>>42559060>I never have Mandela effect related to brands or products.It felt less like that in my case and more like most inconsequential "alternate history" moment actually. But honestly first time ever did this happen to me. Either way, genuinely learn astral projection through archives of /apg/ of old or at least give a look, maybe you'll learn to control your shifting even.
I keep feeling like I did as lots of things I thought were one way are another way. eg. my espresso cups seem way bigger than they used to be. I can't remember the other examples but I freaked out in the car and closely studied my wife's and sons faces when I realized it.Is there another way to check, I'm so freaked out lately. I do have a family history of schizophrenia too tho on both fucking sides and even my dad himself thanks parents, but nothing seems to align with the onset symptoms the ais feed me
>>42554931Blue Eisenhower November
