If God is all powerful and almighty, why does he need timmie to go through the humilliation ritual of begging on his knees that please, consider joining our religion?
Lil jehovah timmiesFuck they gon do!
>>42556553He doesn't. It's a false doctrine. The Old Testament was written. The New Testament was written. And then all the shattered version of Christianity emerged out of it.
>thinks that Jehova witnesses are the same as the other 3 christianity branchesNot even their religious "brothers" want to open the door when they come knocking
>>42556553Troll post.Proselytizing is a practice of many things.One, about spreading the word of your faith.Two, proclaiming, testifying your faith Three, saving others who may be faithless.Four, testing your own faith when times are rough, people challenging you, atheists etc., attacking you, muslims jews etc., you may struggle with your own faith.The military doesn't practice for the best scenario they drill so.when the worst case happens they don't have to think, they can simply act because they have the muscle memory. In this case it's faith.Proselytizing is a "boot camp" of sort, or rather, tour of duty.Humiliation ritual, rite of passage, boot camp, faith test, mission, doesn't matter what you call it, the lessons learned from the intent are the value.Penn Jillette, an atheist, has this to say about proselytizing:https://youtu.be/ZPe3NGgzYQ0
>>42556826why? armies train because they're scared a foreign government will get them killed. why are christians training?
>>42556553Lol you don't have to. The more you serve, the more you get rewards in heaven. No serving, no rewards. It's that simple.
>>42556567There are over 33,000 tiny little versions of Christianity.All denouncing the others as heresy.If Yahweh the desert god existed, there wouldn't be such disagreement since each person could just ask God about his nature and receive a consistent answer.
>>42558802What's the reward?
>>42558802Yeah the bible states that after converting 10 people you get a kickass Jesus mug with your name on it.
>>42556553>why does he need timmieHe doesn't. Timmie can go to Hell for all God cares.But if it matters to TIMMIE, then he might want to consider what it takes to avoid that.
>>42558864Jesus gives Timmie a blowjob>>42559048Doesn't sound like a good God then
Praying feels like spiritual begging.
>>42560289because it is. you never ask god how he's doing while praying, you're just demanding he gives you stuff
>>42560264>Doesn't sound like a good God thenVery literally your opinion.God doesnt really care how you judge Him, either.I believe His words the last time He deigned to hear a complaint were "What can a lump of clay or a jar say to the sculptor?"
>>42561280>God doesnt really care how you judge Himsounds like he's out of touch and lacks empathy too
>>42556553Poo in the loo Sanjeev
>>42562805why don't you have empathy for god?
>>42562805Yes. And the more you whine the more you suffer.You want empathy you turn to Jesus.
I was raised Jehovah and I figured this out just the other night while visiting an old Jehovah uncle, who seems to be programmed to proselytize, even in the middle of otherwise normal conversation. Remember the South Park episode where Terrence and Phillip release their mobile game and Stan gets addicted to the micro-transactions? And Satan himself explains that there's a segment of the population that's always going to be susceptible to that kind of stimulus and the companies that make those games know that and actively seek to exploit the weaknesses of such individuals?Well that describes your average JW in a nutshell. They are the most pathetic, morally repugnant, cowardly, willfully ignorant human beings on the planet. They are living proof that Aristotle was right when he said some men by their very nature are born to be slaves. If they weren't submitted to the old reprobates that run the Jehovah church they would find some other organization to enslave themselves to. Truly a disgusting people and I wouldn't wish a JW upbringing on my worst enemy. I could have had something resembling a happy life if not for my JW youth and my utterly defective father but I think it might be too late for me. At least I got out.They are THE archetypal Hylics. They even believe that they do not have souls. I'm not kidding, Jehovahs don't believe in the eternal human soul.
