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here's how it happens.

there will be a knock on the door.
it will be a man wearing a black suit.
you will know why he is there.
he will say your name.
you will let him inside.

he will first identify himself and who he represents.
he will then tell you why you have been brought to his attention.
he will lay out the consequences of your actions and the choice that lays before you.
you will not believe him.
you will feel anger and fear.
you will ask him to leave.

he will then tell you everything you want to know.
he will then show you everything you want to know.
they control everything.
they own everything.
they see everything.
they know everything.
they are everywhere.

you will believe him.
you will submit to their power.
you will be in awe of them.
you will say sorry to them.
you will beg for mercy.

he will then offer a choice.
us or them.

who do you choose?
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>>42557183
I already know that everyone else is a retarded tranny hivemind controlled by the retarded tranny God and that they control everything and everyone else on earth and rape my mind every second of every day and it just makes me hate them. They view "joining them" as an excuse to kill me but they're going to kill me anyway or continue abusing me and making my life hell, when I die they force-reincarnate me/force me to repeat my life.
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>>42557183
If there is an evil overlord there must be a good overlord as well.
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>>42557275
Ah yes. Greg.
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>>42557275
That logic doesn’t follow
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>>42557277
G-Greg?
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>>42557275
>>42557277
No there are no good overlords, they're all controlled by the evil retarded sadistic tranny God and they're all evil.
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>>42557285
Yes... Greg.
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>>42557303
Who the fuck is Greg?!
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>My admiration for Greg increases by the day
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>>42557277
>>42557282
>>42557287
So where does your idea of good and evil come from? If it's just your opinion that you should not be ruled and made to suffer then your opinion is not worth more than the opinion that you should be ruled and made to suffer.
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>>42557277
>>42557285
>>42557303
>>42557307
>>42557310
A retarded evil tranny who is currently right now threatening to enslave me (I'm already enslaved) for playing a video game, a retarded tranny who rapes my mind every second of every day and terrorizes, harasses, threatens, abuses etc me for literally anything I think or do, currently right now threatening to send me to his faggot brother in alberta for playing a video game
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>>42557183
>you will
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>>42557183
This feels vaguely threatening but until an actual MIB shows up and tells me to knock it off I am going to continue doing my thing.
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"When they offer you only 2 options to choose from, go for a third option. Don't play by their rules. You're free to make your own rules."
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>>42557183
I hate the antichrist
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>>42557183
I choose heaven and master of the universe. Amen and amen selah to selah.

I will choose teshuva as im still a youngboy havent passed 30 yet
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>>42557183
>who do you choose?
Start masturbating vigorously.
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>>42559123
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>>42557183
Noise canceling headphones.
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All that, but then I would say eat shit I chose neither.

Fuck you all.
Preferably I will find a tree myself, frankly could care less. But I don't join filth on either side.

Immagine having the audacity to even dare to think that I would ever join and submit! No.

How dare anyone even concieve a thought to even expect anything, how fucking insulting. Peasants.
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>>42559117
Immagine in some place the Antichrist as portrayed by mases exists... just how Offended that Archytype must be at the sheer though billy and the usless idiots dare to worship of want of it. lol


Ewwwwwwwww.
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>>42557183
jews?
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>>42557183
>he will then offer a choice.
>us or them.
And that man? Albert Einstein.
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>>42557333
Just transition already bro, you'll be happier this way
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>>42557183
>he thinks i’m going to answer the door if i’m not expecting anyone in current year
this thread is retarded
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>>42557183
us and them
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>you will let him inside
Stopped reading right there.
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>>42557183
I don't answer the door unless the caller identifies themselves to my satisfaction first. Nor would I let them in without first asking why I should.
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>you will believe him.
>you will submit to their power.
>you will be in awe of them.
>you will say sorry to them.
>you will beg for mercy.
no.

>who do you choose?
i'm just not going to do it, i know how it sounds, i simply wont do it.
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>>42557183
I would simply tell him to fuck off
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here's how it happens.

ill fart.
then ill shart.
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>>42557287
Then they would fight amongst each other vying for power and as they say a kingdom divided cannot stand
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>buy black suit
>knock on people's doors
>tell them a bunch of weird /x/-shit
>???
>profit



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