>>42561394
Download Grindr.
Send English glyphs.
You'll get seggs.
Probably AIDs too.
Careful what you wish for.

>>42562068
Im a guy though
I wont find a vagina there

>>42561394
Okay here is the arcane knowledge on magick (that's magic with a K so you know I'm legit). The type of magick that will get you sex, and even seeks (that's sex with a K so you know I'm legit).

First go into the bathroom and cast the spell of "Toothpaste", place the alchemik paste (that's alchemic with a K, so you know I'm legit) onto the brush wand. Apply to your own teeth while staring at the mirror.

Next, wear the garments of the mystick (that's mystic with a K so you know I'm legit). What hylics call "shirt", "jeans", "underwear", "socks", "shoes".

Take the magick instrument with plastick teeth (that's plastic with a K so you know I'm legit). Known as "comb". Brush your own head of hair until tidy.

Next, leave the realm of your domicile, leave the house and venture forth to the nearest tavern, what hylics call a "bar". Purchase a bottle of alkohol (that's alcohol with a K so you know I'm legit). Be seated and casually drink the concoction until your eyes find a lady who you find agreeable.

Approach her and then speak these magickal incantations:

"Hey. Can I buy you a drink? You look nice and I'd like to get to know you."

Proceed from there.

>>42562801
Thats weird, ive doing these spells for 20 years and never have they worked
Especially the alcohol potion never reduces my anxiety, i overthink even while blackout drunk

Draw some sigil and focus on making it so when you charge it and release it you become incredibly sexually magnetic to a women in general. Charge it, then release it in proximity to a woman. The more it bolsters your influence over them naturally instead of directly controlling their will the easier and safer it is, I have had women I regret using this on who became hard to manage in my life.
I'll warn you again, be tender and careful with this magic as if it's a loaded shotgun with a hair trigger and prone to misfiring, or you will regret it.

>>42562763
If you can't find a vagina, become the vagina.

>>42561394
>touch woman
>utter the following phrase: ’Bestaberto corrumpit viscera ejus mulieris’
>???
>profit

>bacalava
>leather gloves
>duct tape/zip ties
>scissors
>condoms
Surprise Sex 101 Starter Kit

>>42565583
>baklava
>bitches love baklava

>>42562801
Kek. Good advice.

>>42561394
Sadly they all require you being in a different body for them to work

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>>42562801
Kek