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This job market is actual dogshit. Applied to everything under the sun, still nothing. Any spells you can recommend that work fast?
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>>42564185
Have you tried using your magical name on your resume? Instead of John Smith, try Jamal Tyrone.
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>>42564185
You are going to need a spell that removes DEI and women from jobs. For every 1 DEI hire and 2 women hired they will hire one white man to do all the actual hard work.
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>>42564322
saars needs llms to make a resume because he never heard of copy paste, templates, things like that. Do you need an LLM to open a file or send it over a network? All that stuff human's built. LLM shills are the worst, your god is affected by "noise".

Jeethood has reminded me what a pious fraud christianity really is. Jesus Christ is no different then these god-men of india.
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>>42564185
Through the magic of the court system you can add a “berg” to the end of your name
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Burn down a jeet nest in your area and a bunch of new postings will appear
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>>42564185
I accidentally manifested getting a job. I had a job as an analyst, but was increasingly becoming bored. One evening, I stumbled across a job ad for a food safety career that seemed cool. I checked out the description and skills required. I had some relevant transferable skills, but I wasn't qualified. I imagined myself in the role, despite not really knowing anything about it. I fully immersed myself and got rather excited and giddy about the idea. I even danced about my house. To be clear, I am a fully grown man but I live alone and was extremely single at the time. The thought disappeared from my mind after that evening.

Fast forward a long while and I am made redundant and was unemployed for 4 months. In that time, I began applying to jobs every day, even applying to lower paying jobs out of desperation. I tracked every single application on a spreadsheet and began utilizing AI to get through ATS filters. I found a job ad for the company I once envisioned myself at, but it was for another analyst role exactly like my previous one. I applied because it was very good pay. It lead me to the company's careers page which had even more job ads. Then I found an opening for that exact food safety role. I applied as I had nothing to lose. While unemployed, I was extremely scared as I had a mortgage and a new girlfriend. After many job rejections, I totally disconnected from the fear and let go. I kept applying and attended interviews but I became more calm.

Eventually, I got a response for that analyst role - a role I was very qualified to do. Rejection. The food safety application stayed active though until I got a phonecall for an Teams job interview. I accepted and prepared for it. I performed horribly, was clearly underqualified, and went away thinking I definitely didn't have the job. Then they offered me the job a week or something later.
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>>42565409
Are you white? Think about the competition and stop denigrating yourself
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>>42564185
Pray to god and Jesus for a job anon. Worked for me.
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>>42564185
>>42565696
>hi jesus please grant me serfdom that i can be comfortably miserable in
you people could be given the root password to the simulation and still manage to fuck up, holy shit
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>>42565766
>1024x908
do we know why OP wants a job though , I don't think you should assume OP just wants to be a used slave.
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Why would you use magic to get yourself a job? If you have magical powers and want money then just abracadabra some cash into your wallet.
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>>42564185
Stop looking at porn and masterbating and you will begin to identify what it is you want out of life and you will start to actively pursue it. It takes about 2-3 weeks to start happening but if your celibacy is clean it works.
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>>42564185
I've been studying the job market and I regularly work with manifesting spirits. Even with some of the most powerful entities, they are saying it's limited in what they can help people find, that's how shit and broken this economy is.
>even wizards are having trouble casting job spells due to the dysfunction



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