>>42565329Where did you find it?Try cutting off his head and take a picture of it.
alien if he real
I think it's a bot. They post this regularly with the same text. I only visit the board every few weeks.
>>42565329It's a chicken.
>>42565784No it’s not chicken anon.R.I.P ayy lmao
>>42565329real DEADas it should be PURGE THE XENOSThis post was approved by the Ordo Xenos of the Inquistion.PRAISE THE EMPEROR
>>42565329would
>>42565329real hybrid
>>42565329About as real as your neovagina.
>>42565329doesn't matter how many times you make this thread, it'll never be true.
>>42565502X is a dead board filled only with paid third world posters with jeet english, jews pushing kabbalah bullshit, and ai practicing its language skills. Therell be a no its chicken muh fsb said so copy pasta poster and then a few others. Its to simulate traffic on a board used as a fed schizo honeypot but now only feds post here defeating the point of such a honeypot. Total waste of tax payer money.
>>42566379It's not just this board, either. I made a thread with pic rel on /tv/ and asked about the best movies featuring undercover agents. Three day ban for being "off topic" despite the fact that I was discussing movies on a movie board. I guess the pic just made some glowie seethe.
>>42566657Yea its just reddit 2 glownigger boogaloo on every single board.
>>42565329It's not "real alien" but rather - a total fabrication made out of chicken skin, old bread crumbs, and some creative dough molding.For anyone who wasn't deep in /x/ back in 2011, this specific image is a screenshot from a massive viral video that absolutely blew up on YouTube. It was filmed out in Irkutsk, Siberia (near Lake Baikal, which already gets a ton of UFO folklore attached to it). The guys who uploaded it claimed they were just walking through the freezing snow when they stumbled upon this half-buried extraterrestrial corpse. People completely lost their minds thinking it was actual, definitive proof of alien life or a crash-retrieval cover-up. It looked shockingly realistic for the video quality of the era.The hype train came crashing down pretty fast, though. The video got so much international media attention that the local Russian police and regional authorities actually launched an investigation to see if a crime had been committed or if someone had dumped a real human body out there.When the cops tracked down the two teenagers who filmed it, they folded immediately. They confessed to the whole thing and admitted they built the "real alien" in their kitchen using a chicken carcass, stuffing it with bread and dough, and then painting it up to look rotting and burnt. They carried their little arts-and-crafts project out into the snow, filmed it on a crappy camera phone for clout, and some grocery store poultry accidentally sparked a global conspiracy theory.
>>42565329OP is a real retard.
>>42567382hilarious if true
>>42567800It's true
>>42566379>muh russian cops said it was chicken prank from teens bro trust me copy pasta poster shill in every one of these threads >>42567382There it is the muh russian cops said it was chicken copy pasta that appears every week like clockworkIts all so tiresome
>>42568199This
>>42567775This
>>42567382post the proof it is then. if it's true it shouldn't be that hard, riiiiight anon?
>>42565329ACK-lien
>>42569528I posted their names in one of your threads a couple of weeks ago. You don't even know how to search for information on the internet. You are probably genuinely retarded or brain damaged. Everyone else can do that little bit of investigation so go ahead and keep posting this for people who haven't seen it before.It takes the average person with a working brain less than 2 minutes to find the arrest information onlinePosting it for you is pointless because you have have the delusion that the image is real no matter what other information exists about it. It's not funny anymore.We can all see that you are basically retarded. Nothing will ever convince you to investigate it for yourself
>>42565826Ayo hol up.
>>42565329>muh alienNo one cares.it´s been more than 40 years, no alien niggers has showed himself to large majority of viewers. Now in the age of AI deception, suddenly they are now appearing?hahahah what a bunch of nigger nonsense.
real rippen
>>42565329diddy ahh blud
>>42565329
it's real.
>>42565329nah. just mid-tier lithuanian food
>>42574133>A year ago, a UFO crash-landed in New Mexico. A body may have been recovered. "May have been?" Well, there was a terrible mix-up. It was Thanksgiving. The body was sent down to the kitchen. They shoved stuffing up its ass, and we ate it at a state dinner. That's the last I saw of it. No, scratch that. There were some sandwiches made the next day.
>>42565329This was thoroughly debunked.
>>42573075my hero
https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/alien-was-made-from-bread-in-elaborate-student-1100988
https://www.museumoftheweird.com/tag/kirill-vlasov/
>>42576258But how do we know the bread wasn’t extraterrestrial in origin?
https://youtu.be/C_wJKby3sBg
https://www.ufocasebook.com/2011/siberianalienhoax.html
https://youtu.be/jUh73qAX6qg
