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Will Heaven have female angels in it? I'm not going if women don't exist in it, literally.
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>>42565449
Nope, you will accept the asexually pure heaven and worship God with your mind, women are an earthly distraction.
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If you look up for images that portray angels as described by ancient texts and books, you are in for a bad time.
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>>42565468
have fun with your gay fritzl demiurge
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>>42565449
don't worry! you're too horny to go to Heaven.
better luck next incarnation eh!
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>>42565521
a great time you mean
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>>42565449
The same day the Sadducees, who say there is no resurrection, came to Him and asked Him, saying: “Teacher, Moses said that if a man dies, having no children, his brother shall marry his wife and raise up offspring for his brother.
Now there were with us seven brothers. The first died after he had married, and having no offspring, left his wife to his brother.
Likewise the second also, and the third, even to the seventh.
Last of all the woman died also.

Therefore, in the resurrection, whose wife of the seven will she be? For they all had her.”

Jesus answered and said to them, “You are mistaken, not knowing the Scriptures nor the power of God.
For in the resurrection they neither marry nor are given in marriage, but are like angels of God in heaven.
But concerning the resurrection of the dead, have you not read what was spoken to you by God, saying, ‘I am the God of Abraham, the God of Isaac, and the God of Jacob’? God is not the God of the dead, but of the living.
And when the multitudes heard this, they were astonished at His teaching.
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>>42565561
Google it. They're described as 6 sets of giant eyeballs with wings. I mean 4chan will have guys who are into that, but still.
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>>42565593
that's a depiction of a living carriage, humans have vehicles made by wood and iron, materials that have no life, the same materials they use to make their idols.God has a living vehicle because he is life
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>>42565573
i like how jesus didn't even stop and question the situation of running a train on that poor woman in the first place. your religion is pretty fucked bro, no wonder your god emasculates you before even letting you into his house
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I agree so badd, women are everything
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>>42565605
Yeah but that doesn't mean angels have human features. They don't even live on earth. And fly down from the heavens and watch over us all, and are described as 6 sets of eyes with wings. What op is after is a jihad martydom.
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>>42565449
Female angels exist
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>>42565593
if you do not wish to get cosmically violated by a 18-dimensional goddess in a time looped fractal of incomprehensible mind breaking lewdness, can you even call yourself straight?
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>>42565449
>>42565468
>>42565521
The Judeo-Christian Heaven was invented by religious prudes, try something like the Buddhist heavens, their cosmology canonically has celestial realms where sensuality exist and female devas enjoy bliss.
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>>42565684
Biblically accurate.
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>>42565684
That sounds fun

I take psychedelics and fap to relive an anima experience i had on shrooms akin to this
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All the greatest minds simp for female goddesses. The greeks simped for athena, the sumerians simped for Ishtar, the christians simped for Mary.

Just make an altar to Seiba from fate stay night like a real chad and join the movement
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Winged humans derive from greco roman iconography

Angels were stars. The iconography derives from stars. The heavenly scrolls is describing the rotation of the stars.

They also believed the blue sky was an ocean above them because the ocean and sky were both blue. They were a prescientific people.

Also, dragons were not winged reptiles but tornados and whirlwinds

>giant flying serpents
>djinn
>firey desert flying snakes
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>>42565632

It's because they are higher dimensional beings and that's just the way you see them within the limitations of 3D space. They don't actually look like that.
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>>42566575
And then you have to endure centuries of vividly seeing your impending death and whatever dogshit next life is in store for you, all while your friends abandon you for being too depressing to be around.
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>>42565449
Seek hell instead
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>>42565468
something is not right about this
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>>42565593
They look like robotic drones
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>>42565449
Everything is gendered, asexuality is a fiction, there is a cosmic masculine principle and a cosmic feminine principle

God isn't genderless as many people imagine it, He/She is every gender
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>>42566575
why would I have a coomer urge in paradise?
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>>42568990
have you ever googled the menstrual cycle? shit's fucking disgusting.
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>>42565449
Do you really thing that the highest pleasure that exists is the animalistic orgasm? Maybe set your sights a little higher, OP. I can assure it is not. When you have felt the bliss of a deep meditation session then you will understand.
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>>42565560
This lol.
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>>42565449
Probably. Women are aesthetically pleasing although you probably wont be able to have sex with them, at least on the higher levels of heaven anyway.
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>>42567060
This anon is aware. Knowers of the astrological account in 1. Enoch and keen readers of Genesis will be seen to agree. An interesting thing to juxtapose with the abrahamic covenant (namely his offspring being plentiful like the stars).
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>>42565449
>women
>in heaven
Oxymoron
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>>42565449
Uhhhh I don’t know
But now I’m gonna have my gf lingerie-cosplay as and angel because that sounds hot at fuck. Ty anon for the idea
Demon girl shit is not attractive to me but I hadn’t considered the inverse
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>>42565449
women are inherently evil, they exist in this material realm only to bring more souls into it thorugh birth, no need for sex or women in heaven
>I'm not going if women don't exist in it, literally.
you don't ahev a choice in the matter
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>>42569691
>>42569765
Poor kissless virgins
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>>42566575
Buddhism also teach that all heavens are illusions so it's rigged from the start
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>>42571056
Cite a sutra before you fuck my mind
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THERE ARE HEAVENS LOW ENOUGH FOR THAT LOVE OP BUT PUT THE EFFORT TO PROGRESS BEYOND A VICE OR A CRUTCH JUST MAKE SURE TO STAY RESONANT IN SINCERE LOVE & TRUE UNCONDITIONAL LOVE/HEARTSPACED CONSCIOUSNESS LET ALONE CHRISTOS ENERGIES
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>>42565449
Heaven doesn’t exist. Grow up retard.
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>>42565449
All angels are male and look like this.
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>>42574116
please be true …(・ω・` )
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>>42565449
All of them are females!
But don't trust the jews.
Follow commandments bellow to obtain haeven paradise:
7 COMMANDMENTS OF THE MORALITY
1. You shall not cause suffering or allow for suffering. You shall show compassion and care.
2. You shall respect others freedom as long as they are respecting others freedom.
3. You shall protect and popularize beauty and aesthetics.
4. You shall popularize wisdom and try to be wise.
5. You shall protect life.
6. You shall protect innocence.
7. You shall protect natural environment.



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