Despite it's silly premise, I swear it's a serious question:Is it true, that if you fart, you lose a little piece of soul? Like, you not only release the gas, but also... yourself? What are the spiritual ramifications of this fact? It would also explain why people who fart a lot, are NPCs
I used to think that farts were our bodies releasing negative energy, and if you smelled it, then you were taking that energy back. But I also used to have much worse OCD than I do now and struggle a lot more with magical thinking.
>>42568517Plants, animals, have soul. You absorb some, you release some. No need to anally retain, man.
>>42568517A Yaqui shaman taught me that every time you fart you must sing the sacred song so as to not lose a part of your (stinky) soul:>Bean, beans, the magical fruit.>The more you eat, the more you toot.>The more you toot, the better you feel.>So eat your beans at every meal!
>>42568635I know this rhyme from Stephen King's book "It"; Henry Bowers' father taught it to his son.
>>42568635Don't forget the mantra to rescue your soul from burps...Excuse me for being rude, it was not me it was my food.It popped up stairs to say hello, now it's gone back down below.
>>42568675there are traditions that should be preserved
>>42568517No, it's not.
>>42568528>But I also used to have much worse OCD than I do now and struggle a lot more with magical thinkingGo back to huffing your farts
>>42568517Yes. If you fart you WILL lose your soulNever fartNo matter what, never EVER let it happenIt is critical that you hold in all farts no matter what
>>42569731It'd just come out in your sleep
>>42568517Only if it's bad enough that you soul your pants.
>>42568517I laughed
so what happens when you light ure farts regular ?
>>42571400you become evilhave you noticed that after you fart, you suddenly feel a little more... mischievious?
>>42568517Imagine not knowing that fart retention is the key to spiritual growth. Lurk moar OP
>>42568517please dont make another thread ever again
>>42573018that sounds like an invitation to making more threads
>>42573018r u kidding me? this migt be the best threaf ever on /x/
