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Why did Hashem make the excretory system so close to the reproductive system?What did he mean by that?
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>>42569418
To test-us.
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>>42569418
You suddenly exist. The closest thing you have to an instructional manual is your instinct, what others have said, and your own personal experiences.
He's trying to say.. go and take a shit, bitch. Are you being crucified? Held captive? A blue-balled slave? Everybody has to go through this shit so there isn't much to complain about unless you are one of those people.
AND he's trying to say.. Women are beautiful. You have to protect them. Jiggly ass and tits.
That's all I can really tell from the looks of things.
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>>42569418
It says right in the beginning of the Bible that it's sin. They ate the fruit and they 'knew' they were naked. Carnal knowledge.

All the sins people do is because of sex. It even says it was a snare to angels when they came down on mount hermon or whatever
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>>42569478
It's just reptilians being reptilians.
They love their programs. Gotta go through the system!
Love is too complicated for the fucktards.
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>>42569492
OoOooh yah
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>>42569418
A better question is why His body is like that.
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>>42569418
This has to be the stupidest atheist fixation.
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Did seriously NO ONE ITT get my joke
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>>42569478
>All the sins people do is because of sex.

You sound like a repressed faggot. Without sex no species can assert its existence and evolve both physically and mentally.
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Where else could it be. Limited real estate given the laws of physics.
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>>42569619
Yeh, probably concentrate on getting digits next time if you're looking for attention
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Sex is demonic. Reproduction is satanic.
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>>42569619
>Where the fuck are the jokes, Bey?
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>>42570913
they told you to go and take a shit and wipe your ass and jack off..
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>>42569619
I don't care about your joke, but I can give you a serious answer. It's because sex and breeding are on the same level of filth as taking a shit. They're totally demiurgic.

The symbolism is obvious enough.
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>>42570702
Think about it harder. Read your own words
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All forms of sex are bad. Each time you masturbate or have sex with your wife you are adding a trillion years to your already eternal torment.
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>>42569418
So you pay good attention to it and keep it in good working order.
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>>42572333
It's it a trillion years per jerk it is our per squirt? Or
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>>42572445
Plz answer it's one jerk it our one squirt. Is one trillion year?
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>>42572466
Learn English!
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>>42570716
>You sound like a repressed faggot.

He could choose another part of the body. The reproductive and excretory systems are practically intertwined.



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