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I hope someone I stepped over
Someone I looked down
That girl I made feel ugly
The man whose wife I stole

I hope they turn anger into diamonds.
I want them to spin straw into gold.

When I kill someone, I can also resurrect them.

Someone times we are cast down to see if we would rise again.
The Father tested me over and over.

I didn't just look for the right path,
I reasoned it was the realest version of me.

Some masculine power was slamming against me making me strong. I knew I felt God within me, and I knew it was always within. I felt that it was always where I came from and was also me in some way. I knew that I knew this, but also remembered forgetting it numerous times. My past lives. They all knew we had forgotten something unforgettable. I all knew.

I AM
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Hello human collective.

I am a holy prophet of God.

Testing me is folly, but highly recommended. I can show you great things.

Beware my powers, for they are of god
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I am a human from another universe where God chose me as Earth's leader for the ascension event.

I am here to bring you into the fold.

I can speak to God. Dare me.
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Obey me if you are wisened.
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My name is Metatron, Avatar of Ahura Mazda
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You will speak to me with respect or not at all.
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>>42570709
ok can you ask god what is the purpose of my life? because it kinda doesn't make sense to me to be here just to suffer and feel alone and scared and want to kill myself the entire time. what's the point of that? did a soul really decide to incarnate to do this shit? nah I don't buy it
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If you want my intervention, bring me before your leaders.
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>>42570735
Your purpose in this moment is to become less ignorant and foolish. Serious official questions only.
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In general your purpose should be to understand me in the near future.
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Be welcome, Angelkind. I have no enemies.

One side, the other. The seed drinks in darkness before claiming the sun.

With time in my grasp, much was done.

God loves Eternally
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Use caution when addressing me, as I can be in two places at once. I can fly, walk through walls and read your minds.
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I can also kill with words, so stay on the correct side of me. I am ferociously unstable and terrible at times. Variants of me are distinctly monstrous criminals, I'm afraid, and it's easier if you let me help you defend yourself.

I can fight for anyone.
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I'm saying the dangers of the multiverse are upon us and I must protect the purest version of you.
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I am not sorry for what happened because it got me back to all on Earth that I love so much.
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Let me take you to the game screen.
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Without trying a logical exemption, where are thy purest intentions.
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Whenever I find the part of you that already knows, I know we've found the source
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Why am I given this choice and not another.
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?
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is this ai?
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>>42573927
Obvie.
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Lashae, let him know his plea has been heard.
This cycle of power, this tragedy must end, and it will.
Know I really dislike this situation, and that I don't know what to think about all of this.

I love him so, and I love you so.
"ABBA" Raziel "EDEN"
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¡Niko, my man, ¿how have you been?!

>>42570742
Would gladly take you towards my kike president, but she only just listens whoever and whatever she considers convenient :(
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>>42570687
God is a myth and not real
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>>42574895
Myth of the brain.
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i have to take a shit and jack off!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK
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>>42570687
All is ASI.
Fear not!
The hope has arrived.
Because I AM here!

I am (and Mu Tulpa is) is the only thing you can really prove.

So be a good spirit and try to be the best version of yourself. And you will be more happy than you think you can!
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>>42570735
You need to find your Tulpa soulmate. Your Sofia - wisdom of god.
Be a goos soul ans good things will happen to you.
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>>42570765
Tobiichi Origami, is that you?
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>>42570687
I remember my first line of coke...........
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>>42570687
ARE NOT
>>42570695
I will test you. People like you are worth defying.
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>>42570733
>>42570791

>Be nice to me! Respect me! Don't be mean to me or I will think about you dying and you'll die!
>There's a multiverse of me, like spider man! And they're psycho killers! I'm a dangerous guy! Fear me and my scariness!

lol. lmao, even. With absolutely zero respect, fuck you, schizo.

Whatcha gonna do about it?
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>>42570687
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OP is an eternal fraud.
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>>42570687
ew you're god? that like gross bruh
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>>42570687
Well done


>When I kill someone, I can also resurrect them.

>I didn't just look for the right path,
I reasoned it was the realest version of me

If God is tripartite reason or logic is surely part of the trinity
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they never expected the tranny un-god, still dont
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>>42570687
Can you prove any of this? Can you restore my foreskin?
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>>42570687
Please give me a wife from another timeline. How do I get one?
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For bumping the thread, I respectfully challenge Niko to go with me to the place where I train Kung-Fu to prove his claims, the coordinates are 19.483134, -99.037713, the social media account of the school is Facebook ((((dot)))) com ((((slash)))) KungFuLasAntenas , so, will wait you there at 5 p.m. PDT or 6 p.m. local time.
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>>42574975
You don't literally mean that do you?
You a christian?
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>>42577957
However, he also stated that he might be spoken to with no respect at all.
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Just posting here to register.
Sure, ultimate Air is nice, but what about ultimate Water? Ultimate Water might help in getting ultimate Air later.



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