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So many of you schizos claim to serve this god or this demon. Bring it on mfs.
Let's do 1 v all. Bring your demons.
Curses, rituals, magick, whatever. Do it motherfuckers.
Bring your gods. Bring "Satan" "Lucifer" Odin and whatver.

Fuck you all.
First, let me break your gay fantasy.
There are no such thing as Satan and Yahweh or any gods you imagine exist.
Saying Satan is the same Satan you believe and worship
is like saying Simba is Hamlet and Simba's story is the story of Hamlet.
And Hamlet is Orestes and Hamlet's story is the story of Orestes.
Worse, it's like saying Simba is Orestes and taking Simba's life literally as the life of Orestes.
Even worse, Orestes was a legendary son of a mythical figure whose life was imagined by poets.
The mythological figure being Agamemnon who himself was mythologized from a real historical king.
Now imagine going off saying this king's son was a lion who witnessed his uncle lion kill his daddy lion and went to the jungle and was then groomed by a warthog and a meerkat.

Do you know how retarded you sound like? You fucking dimwits.
You retards are being exploited by bunch of interdimensional larpers.
Never seem to be able to break free from some ancient stories? huh?

You are pathetic as fuck.

For those who aren't retarded, bring it on.
Agamemnon was a legend based on a real historical king and he had a son most likely.
So bring that "Satan" not your Disney "Satan". It's not even the original simba but
a future spin-off slop simba 2.0 and that's who your beloved Satan is.

To the legit subhumans who practice black magick,
bring your sponsors and the ones you made contract with.
Need to die asap so I can finish them.

I need one right channel who's actually in contact with
what you pretend to be or pretend to be in contact with.
If you are that, then relay my msg: fight me or kill me.
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>>42572040
you fucking pussies
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>>42572040
>>42572117

Make sure you have these entities to actually MOBILIZE THEMSELVES rather than ask them to send their minions.

I can tell you with 100% confidence the minions or random shit-tier assassins that larp to you as "gods" are powerless.
Even black budget glowies*mortals* on dream ops who infiltrate your dream-astral spaces seem to perform better than them at times.
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having fun?
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>>42572040
sent
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>>42572131
i mean it bitch
instead, do something.
bitch.
you saying having fun doesn't prove a damn thing.
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>>42572133
why isn't anybody here yet.
you fucking incompetent schizo
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i like how all schizos left the chat.

these fags larp as this or that but when it comes to actual heat nobody shows up.
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>>42572154
they're invisible ,:)
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>>42572163
a random horny stray ghost who didn't leave this dimension amounts to more than you schizos ever could.
at the least they can paralyze you for a sec.
at the least they can pretend to be something they are not.

what do you fags do other than circlejerk and masturbate your mind
and pretend to be lucifers or the nobody 24/7.

so fallen are the mighty keyboard warriors.
if i ask you to join me after we all die, would you?
no, you'd be like o i don't care about earth anymore.

useless. same goes to far left and far right.
the kinds who will never shut up on tiwtter but when the time actually comes they will do nohting.
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>>42572169
i too have dealt with invisible matterless dicklets who turned out to be as incompetent as you are.
thanks to their slop operations, I am still alive.
And so unable to do anything about anything.
a sitting duck.
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>>42572191
It's called a sloperation, OP.
>I am still alive
Are you sure about that?
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slOPpy
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>>42572191
even then as a sitting duck,
mfs can't pull it off.
retards. and so i am still alive.
and unable to do anything about anything.
having to just watch things unfold the way they do.
having to wait my natural lifespan run its course.
having to suffer another 50 to 80 years this clown shit show.

fuck you glowies too.
you glowies also can't do anything properly.
if you fags every invade my dream or astral spaces you still can't do shit.
what humans call "greys" too, evil as they are, but so incompetent.
can't even take down a single sitting duck.
defenseless without any magic powers or psychic powers.
can't even lucid dream.
but can't even kill such a mediocre human being.

just how incompetent are you motherfuckers?
and it's been like what? almost 10 years:?
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>>42572198
>are you sure about that?
then whose fingers are typing this? you schizo
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>>42572214
dead man's fingers
>>42572208
>having to wait my natural lifespan run its course.
>having to suffer another 50 to 80 years this clown shit show.
already dead
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>>42569806
Why do you have another thread? Cheater.
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>>42572247
this one's different.
that one is asking entities to fight me.
this one is asking you to use your power to contact the entities or yourselves fight me spiritually

also you are wrong.
i am not playing some games.
i am not doing this for fun.
i actually fucking mean all that i say.
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>>42572219
if i was in a better mood i'd entertain you
but no.

go to sleep.
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>>42572255
Won't the entities (the ones I send and the ones that you summoned) fight each other? You win, OP. Good night.
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>>42572282
idk wtf you are talking about.
I didn't summon any entity...
what?
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guess demons have got nothing in the end.
all their larp followers and magickcians
nowhere to be found.
even after their leader was insulted.
with what army, would the demons rule the earth
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Beware of falling iron
You wont die, but use this experience to learn.
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>>42572677
Beware of empty words.
It won't happen, but use this failure to reflect.
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>>42572040
Not your personal battle royale, faggot.
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>>42572707
oh look another schizo who thinks he's either Satan or his servant.
who's the real faggot here?
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>>42572040
If y'all could have your spiritual warfare after 4pm central time, that'd be great. I only kneel to the ONE and he made me get a job in return for being saved. But I'd like to watch the disillusioned slaughter each other.
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>>42572723
It's sad that you have to argue for other people in order to refute them at all. Satan isn't real and nobody suggested he was but you. Your faggotry sadly is very real. Please remove your larping glowie ass from the gene pool yourself.
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>>42572771
lmao OP literally said there is no such thing as Satan.
God damn, the literacy of this generation is doomed.
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>>42572771
Fuck you all.
First, let me break your gay fantasy.
There are no such thing as Satan and Yahweh or any gods you imagine exist.
Saying Satan is the same Satan you believe and worship
is like saying Simba is Hamlet and Simba's story is the story of Hamlet.
And Hamlet is Orestes and Hamlet's story is the story of Orestes.
Worse, it's like saying Simba is Orestes and taking Simba's life literally as the life of Orestes.
Even worse, Orestes was a legendary son of a mythical figure whose life was imagined by poets.
The mythological figure being Agamemnon who himself was mythologized from a real historical king.
Now imagine going off saying this king's son was a lion who witnessed his uncle lion kill his daddy lion and went to the jungle and was then groomed by a warthog and a meerkat.

Do you know how retarded you sound like? You fucking dimwits.
You retards are being exploited by bunch of interdimensional larpers.
Never seem to be able to break free from some ancient stories? huh?

You are pathetic as fuck.

For those who aren't retarded, bring it on.
Agamemnon was a legend based on a real historical king and he had a son most likely.
So bring that "Satan" not your Disney "Satan". It's not even the original simba but
a future spin-off slop simba 2.0 and that's who your beloved Satan is.

Learn to fucking read ipad kid.
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>>42572787
>OP gets called a faggot for being a faggot.
>OP assumes no one would DARE call him that unless they worship satan or disagree with him in some way.
>Points out that I do not disagree with him, but he is still a faggot, and that is in fact possible.
>Some autist online has to take everything typed 100% literally at all times or he rages and assumes people are illiterate.

Context clues are an important part of social interactions retard, if you can't take or figure out my meanings without them being perfectly spelled out for you, you in fact are the one who failed to read.
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>>42572820
assuming I wasn't the OP.
what a brainlet.
who else other than OP himself would go to that extent bitching about you bitching about OP?
get a grip kiddo
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>>42572833
OOOOOH GOTCHA MOMENT! YOU SELF REPORTING SURE SHOWED ME! :D

Cope and seethe, cumslut, cope and seethe.
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lol where did everyone go?
this board used to have soooo many tripfags and satan wannabes threatening curses, magick and death sentence.
lmao i guess they've grown past 30 and moved their fat asses out of their basements.
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>>42572856
? i revealed myself.
what's the big deal?
lol wtf.
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>>42572864
You've got to make a Nobody thread to attract them.
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>>42572881
ah hell no.
the purpose of the thread is to attract legitimate practitioners to report me to whatever they think they serve so i get what i want.

not to flood this thread with literal schizos and bots
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>>42572904
>legitimate practitioners
>on /x/
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>>42572040
I have found you op.

I would ask why you're so upset at theology?

I would also wish you good luck, because if I have found you, tests are coming.
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>>42572040
> Me vs all of you
sorry i don’t argue with people infected by warmonger mind virus, have a nice day
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>>42572697
Empty words from you are a self fulfilling prophecy
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>>42574120
and... nothing fucking happened.
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>>42575396
It hasnt even been 24 hours and a curse usually takes a couple months to come to fruition. Just wait for it
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>>42575538
lmao bitch
i said bring your god or entity you claim to work with.
if things like curses would have worked, i would already have perished many years ago



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