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>been praying for the exorcism on somebody
>figure it's been going okay, considering a lot of complicating factors exist
>today
>inhale a spider this morning
>later today, a bunch of trash can lids fall off their perch and almost land on my head
>filling a propane tank and the valve leaks and sprays tons of freezing gas and almost burns me
I think one of the demons are cursing me and it's actually a bit dangerous.
Should I keep pushing on or say this is past my level and refer my patient to someone else?
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>>42575612
put it this way, what would the demons think if they knew you could be dissuaded as easily as 1 spider or one loose propane tank
You need to double down
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>>42575612
depends on your power level bro. how do I know if you can take a demon of unspecified nature and power?
are you feeling heroic? or do you want to play it safe? is the person very important to you?
all things you know and we don't.
whatever you choose, good luck to you
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>>42575637
>one loose propane tank
Thats a little more serious than youre describing it to be. If it had hit me and not missed me i would have gotten 3rd degree burns.
>>42575648
Maybe I'm feeling a little heroic but the event just shook me which is why I made the thread.
The person isn't somebody that I personally know, we're just corresponding digitally and had been seeking out help with exorcism. I'm relatively inexperienced (not my first exorcism though) and have been actively seeking out people that would consent to treatment for research purposes.
I think I'll press forward. If they can do this to me, they'll do much worse to the patient if they get their way. Thanks for replying in the manner you did, it clarified things.
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>>42575681
>Thanks for replying in the manner you did, it clarified things.
I didn't do anything, you found the resolve within yourself by yourself.
will you come back and bring news of your progress?
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>>42575705
I'm happy to blogpost about it bjt it maybe isnt appropriate to make a daily thread for updates. Maybe we could retrofit the concept onto an Exorcism general and discuss the topic on a broader level there?
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>>42575713
>daily thread
this board is mega slow. if you can keep one thread alive it can last at least a week. maybe more if the schizoposters make less threads.
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>>42575731
Alright. The current plan I have will go on for a while but I'll keep updates rolling daily or so.
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>>42575681

>If it had hit me and not missed me i would have gotten 3rd degree burns.

Maybe the lidenfrost effect would have helped a bit.
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>>42575681

Also, is this a Christian exorcism?
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Excorcisms are bullshit and get innocent people killed
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>>42575612
It was 3 close calls the demon came so close yet was not able to harm you. It wasted its energy I imagine it must be much weaker. Go do something fun to enjoy yourself peacefully it's already entwined to you so if you do spiritual activities from home for example it will be further harmed and extricated
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>>42575912
Non denominational Christian yeah. I'm not ordained as a priest.
>>42575915
I think a lot of the harm that comes to people during exorcisms is due to malicious anger by the exorciser out of frustration with a lack of progress. There's no need to cause harm to do something good.
>>42575974
Interesting idea. I'll try it and see if there's a noticable shift. It's not an internal issue just multiple freak accidents in tandem so I wonder if there is actually a connection to my inner life or just matter.
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>>42576249
I went to deliverance minister they make me throw up
I has nightmares of being crucified
I hate religion
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>>42576255
Fear of the lord is the beginning of wisdom
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>>42576262
In the beginning of the book of Job it says: "Job, a man fearing God and eschewing evil"
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>>42575612
Up to you anon. Hope your helping them.
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>>42575612
Why don't you DIY retards just leave this kind of shit to the actual professionals? Holy fuck, you're stupid.
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>>42576686
1. Its cool
2. It's interesting
3. It helps people
4. It's explicitly sanctioned in the bible
5. Vatican exorcists aren't infallible. My pastor was one and I used to be there doing altar service stuff during a lot of the exorcisms. There's room to develop research in the field, and the demons have overwhelmed mainstream channels for spiritual healing.
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i can't find my relics today wtf
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>>42577051
or my car keys
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>>42577051
>>42577092
i found one of them, but they were both buried under pieces of paper set down by someone else. it's too late in the evening and i can't wake up my roomate by searching for my entire collection, but it should be fine for just tonight.
sorta trippy.
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patient is willingly cooperating with the practice
Today's prayers felt very productive. that said, it leaves me very tired. i can't focus with my eyes open so i can only count how long I stay in the mystic state by the number of rosary beads. Today was 50 before i got too mentally exhausted. Trying to use the gifts for too long creates a headache that gets more and more painful. About halfway through I had a strong sensation of wings bursting out of my back and flapping, blowing away large quantities of darkness. I think it may have been angelic assistance because the power of the sensation exceeded my own ability.
Praying for the sake of another makes the prayers you get to yourself feel even more sublime. God is very glorious.
It reminds me of when it was said " For to everyone who has will more be given, and he will have an abundance."
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>>42575612
>almost land on my head
>almost burns me
The armies of darkness really aren't sending their best these days, are they?
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>>42578836
Whenever something good or bad happens or almost happens to me I do a specific prayer ritual to ask God for ine more blessing and I think this specific practice works. You basically store divine blessings and use them as protective flak with physical talismans then get rid of them once theyre used. It makes you realize how blessed you life is and helps with humility anyways.
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>>42575612
Demons aren't real you bumbling idiot. But feel free to prove they are I'm even giving you the benefit of the doubt something a complete retard like you doesn't get very often
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>>42578970

Ok imp.
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>>42578973
>no rebuttal
schizo
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Here I'll give you a test ask one of your fag demons to tell you the number I've just said out loud. It's from 1 to 1000.
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>>42578970
Mist cultures have believed in malicious spirits. Since it's a sibjective experiece, that's thr best evidenfe I can give. You can't logically "prove" that some food tastes salty or that you shouldnt look into the sea at night. The irony of your search is that this rational (aka selectively biased) skepticism was founded on the back of Descartes, who was motivated by the concept of demonic illusions.
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>>42579000
I think I am wrong for mistaking this because the fact that they are in the bible is proof enough. Trying to use locic to justify obvious scriptural truth is convoluting the divine glory of the Gospel, so I'm sorry.
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>>42578963
you are going to give yourself OCD with that kind of reasoning
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>>42579000
You can logically prove demons exist what the fuck are you even talking about? If a spirit moves something in your house there's your proof but of course you're too incompetent to record that.
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Again if anyone here can contact demons this should be piss easy. I'll say a number from 1 to 1000 out loud. Ask the demon to tell you the number. Ez pz
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>>42579075
hypothetically, it could be a human ghost and you wouldn't know
you're just too stubborn, stupid and egotistical to see that
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So nothing. No demons were contacted in the making of this thread, lame. Maybe one day.
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>>42579089
This is your time to shine, contact whatever demonic entity you've been studying, cause I know you read shit about this, and ask it to tell you the number I'm about to say out loud.
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Entitled filth.
Who the fuck do you think you are to pray for someone? Did they ask for it?

Hope you get recked.
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The demontards gave up. So demons don't exist got it
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>>42579118
>>42579152

Imps
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>>42579152
Who asked you and why should anybody care about what you "got it"?
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>>42579227
yo mama did
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>>42579075
Thats a false motivation. There are.many videos of poltergeists, ball lightning, people's brain waves changing from possession, things like that, and it never changes people's opinions. Doubt and faith are moral traits of people, not factual truths. You can see what you want from the information God gives you.
>>42579118
>Who the fuck do you think you are to pray for someone?
A fellow sinner
>Did they ask for it?
Yes.
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Chillin af day desu
Excited to do the prayers tonight but I have to go to a birthday party after work.
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the party was a lot of fun
had a nice conversation with one of my neighbors who is a seventh day adventist and another one with one of my neighbors who is a dj
i drove home after drinking 3 beers. I don't think that's too many to drive though really i just get shy. time for prayer.
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Its a pretty day.
Last night I fell asleep while I was praying but I was able to meet my committment. Cant remember counting but I think I only had a few minutes in deep meditation.
Recommended exercise to the patient for treatment of primary melancholia.
He reported less pain and less conscious thoughts.
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>>42582554
Don’t drink and drive anon
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>>42584245
is that too many to be driving with? i felt fine but my parents were also both alcoholics and so i used to ride in the car with them being extremely drunk a lot and maybe just had it normalized to a degree that most people don't.
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i found my relics
time to get serious tonight
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>>42575612
I believe in you, friend. I will offer prayers
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>>42586649
Please pray with me tonight for the purpose of T's soul. I will begin at the start of the hour in 5 minutes.
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>>42575681
There was a post recently about a bunch of nuns doing the same thing you are, maybe you need strength in numbers.
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>>42577600
Actually why not just ask a bunch of angels to help you with protection for you and your patient too.
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i think the prayer was good today but i overdid it a little bit
on the 132rd prayer i accidentally vomited so i stopped on the 135th. im glad i had my relic. i had a scary vision during it of a hideous figure with a deformed face in black and white. i used the relic and it went away. I thought 135 would be auspicious because it is 40+40+40+12+3 with one 40 for the trinity, one prayer for the tribes/apostles/ 3 prayers for the trinity but i researched it and the temple was destroyed from 132-135. i hope i is auspicious because that was the false temple and it might be forward progress but it also mght be a warning of bodily harm

>>42586700
i ask the angels for help for the sake of others, but not for myself. i have no right to ask the angels for personal favors. they don't like me very much besides St. Michael and he only likes me because I ask for help with demons and it is his astrological era and my birth aligns with his nature and he is also my patron saint. we work together during exorcisms and such but the sinner that I am asking for the angels to prevent death was said to be blasphemy and lack of faith in God's plan so I cannot do that.
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>>42586678
>There was a post recently about a bunch of nuns doing the same thing you are, maybe you need strength in numbers.
the more help the better. you can build a house alone but it's easier with a village to lift up the beams.


In His name they will cast out demons
The Lord worked with them and confirmed the message by accompanying signs
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threw up again
so gross
i wish it didnt take such a toll on the body
gonna brush my teeth
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Put up a dart board for my mom and decided to start writing an essay.
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I finished my essay
https://pastebin.com/reLEXDRF



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