>'Humans, we have arrived!' Brazilians receive alien invasion alerts>Residents across Brazil were woken up by emergency alerts sent through the country's Civil Defense system. In Belo Horizonte, one message reportedly warned of a tornado before adding:>"Protect yourself: ALIEN ATTACK. Humans, we have arrived.">Other people received an 'extreme alert' containing the word misanthropy, meaning hatred or distrust of humanity. These messages arrived through channels associated with the same national warning system used for floods, storms, landslides and other genuine emergencies.
>>42579044bro you're reporting an actual event that happened today (the hacked messages) but you're also predicting a real invasion on the 24th? or what?
Why 24th!? Why not Now or tomorrow!? Any source of this!!!??? Otherless op is faggot cocksucker...
>>4257916724 - 66 - 62026- 06 - 6 (since the 2s cancel each other6/6/6
>>42579181Faggot schyzo unintelligent bullshit answer....
>>42579196shit nigger youre on x/ what else did you expect kek
>>42579044>>Residents across Brazil were woken up by emergency alerts sent through the country's Civil Defense system. In Belo Horizonte, one message reportedly warned of a tornado before adding:>>"Protect yourself: ALIEN ATTACK. Humans, we have arrived.">>Other people received an 'extreme alert' containing the word misanthropy, meaning hatred or distrust of humanity. These messages arrived through channels associated with the same national warning system used for floods, storms, landslides and other genuine emergencies.Any solid source on that? Not that would doubt it because if I were an ET looking to save planet earth, I'd go after the baby-factory demographics who are suffocating the planet too.
>>42579233>I were an ET looking to save planet earthWho said anything about saving the planet? More like ehm "fixing" it.The situation is fucked, stay tuned!
>>42579233>Any solid source on that?bro what? I just googled it and several news outlet report it.they say someone hacked the alert systems.
>>42579044You people really need to get a life
It was hacker attack...some faggot brazil nigger hacker group send these Fake messages...nothing Will happen...false alarm...
>>42579209I expect fuck your mother ín the ass then suck the shit off my giant cock....of you have sister same Story...asshole motherfucker
>>42579044>Be extraterrestrials.>Be advanced enough to travel from your solar system to ours, so advanced that you don't see any difference between humans and others animals.>Decide to send an alert to humans anyway, because you are gentlemen.>Send it to the India of South America.
>>42579044I cannot wait for the Alien invasion of specifically and exclusively only of BRAZIL. They better cover their assholes and their alternators. The aliens and the brazilians both.
>>42579399honestly I think the alyums are gonna get mugged, beaten AND raped as soon as the land in Brazil. AND then an off duty cop is gonna shoot them to death in the street.better not fucking leave the saucers little fellas, you ain't gonna like what's down there.
>>42580626Nords aren't prepared for being mocked as "too scared of Earth whities" to make any meaningful difference
>>42579044>invaiding brazil>instead of indiaAt least make it entertaining
>>42579044>keeps asking everyone to come to Brazil>world tells them to fuck off>Aliens come to Brazil
>>42579044>Brazil why?>>42579083>actual event that happened todaytell me more
>>42582217Weakest part of our magnetic fieldBecause advanced beings with infinite resources and technology would still be vulnerable to that... somehow... The idea that any race existing outside of humanity would obey the limits we impose upon them, makes me want to dismiss all this as a scam
>>42582651being from brazil (not currently living there) this really amuses meit is true that huebros have kind of a unique affinity to ayy, spiritual and many x related topicsat the same time the government is incredibly corrupt and inadequate, which makes sense for the hacking, but at the same wouldn't be surprised if there was some actual aylien threat and the govt just blatantly lying after the fact
>>42579044THREE MORE DAYS
>>42579167It's buzzing around on X
>>42583937Go suck off your dad...its buzzing too...gay israelian faggot
>>42584000trips of truth xD
>>42579259That’s bs
>>42579233OP is probably brazilian. Any idiot working at some telecom company with an access could fuck with the entire population there. Also, this is nothing but a test to see how people react to panic inducing alerts, since they will happen a lot in 2030 and ahead. Too bad they did it on SMS lmao, who the fuck checks SMS on a cellphone nowadays. All of this shitshow is just the intro for the real shitshow that will happen in the next 4 to 5 years.>>42579284>via SMS
>>42579044TWO MORE DAYS!!!
Hmm, very specific indeed
>>42579283t. pajeet
>>42579283lol your dad fucked you and mommy defended him
>>42584881mfw
>>42585125no, his other gay dad in a dress that cut his own dick off and was going to hang himself with an extension cable defended the dad who still had a micropeen.
>>42582845I knew a guy in florida from north Brazil, that said the jungle bunny town he was from had aliens kidnapping people in broad daylight in the 00s, and he was never going back, even if he had to kill someone and get stuck in jail here. the lights under the amazon and the giant bird stories he had were neat. lots of pterodactyls and dinosaurs, giant snakes the size of culvert pipe and boogeyman stories too. his uncle would go up the river to go hunting for ruins to steal artifacts from. I've seen some of his pics he had of huge stone heads 4x-6x the size of a man and statues of animals and even a few dragon statues. its all in the jungle there. be damned if I wil ever go down there, he made it sound like an even worse mississippi or lousiana.
>>42584000Lmao take meds retard>>42584005LE OMG repeating digits!!! do you make a wish at 11:11 too like a little girl?
nothing ever happens
>aaah aliens crossed the endless space ocean to attack us!>they're using um... umm... drones and ballistics!>so advanced, so scary! oh nooo! Defend yourselves from the aliens!
>>42579044BAN ALL SCHIZO AND PREDICTION THREADSNOW AND FOREVER!!!!
How do we deal with these alien cultists?
Yep an advanced alien species hell bent on conquering us is absolutely just going to announce the attack beforehand and then are going to fight fair. Dumbfuck. Predator but retarded ass post.
>>42580626I honestly would probably die of laughter seeing a Brazilian moto bandit rob the ayy for their saucer
>>42585928Close. Permaban with no appeals any IP that makes a prediction that doesn't come true.If you make a prediction then buddy it better HABBEN.
