>Venus was ejected from Jupiter around 1500 BCE as a comet, passed near Earth, and caused global catastrophes recorded in ancient myths worldwide. Fifty-two years later, Venus returned, stopping Earth's rotation and triggering further disasters. In the 8th-7th centuries BCE, Mars, displaced by Venus, also approached Earth, leading to additional upheavals before the current celestial order stabilized
>>42579461How does that affect me personally though. Im sag btw not sure if that matters.
Jupiter will be used to revive Venus
>>42579461okay and ....
>>42579461What utter dogshit. Go play in traffic you useless eater.
>>42580890Shhh let op cook
the establishment freaked out and cancelled velikovsky as hard as if he'd denied the holohoax on national televisionthat's how you know he was telling the truth
>>42579461The band Pere Ubu were big fans of this author and bookhttps://youtu.be/qx-O3fplYpo
The more outlandish it sounds the realer it definitely is.
>>42581443yeah, this. that's literally the only reason i took an interest in him in the first place
>>42581509>>42581443or, his motive was profit.
I was going to expand on the subject but someone posted a pic of a girl and now Im put off.Bye!
>>42581506Cool
>>42581714you didn't need to circle it in red because I already knew, and I don't caresomeone can be a jew, a midget or a space alienas long as his scholarship is good that's all that matters>>42582078girls ruin everything
>>42579479it traumatized you so much you lost your connection to heaven, got chained by the moon, and fell into a loop called reincarnation.
>>42579461>Be Velikovsky>Make comparative mythohistory copypasta so delicious the mere mention of it ragebaits popsci smoothbrains to this day.It's good work.
>>42579461Velikovsky was right brosEarth is also an expanding hollow ball
>>42579461cool thread anon