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Scenario A: You're trapped and perpetually tortured for adrenomchrome milking with no escapse.

Scenario B: You're take to their homeworld which is an utopia.
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>>42581347
I have my own ship.
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>>42581347
why would I leave my home? fuck aliens. they think they're so smart until you punch them in the face. glass jaws. they tried to abduct me once. I played dead and caught them lackin. little grey faggots.
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>>42581347
Everything on this planet is a Jewish utopia scam. There are no good guys going to help us. I'd rather stay and die.
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>>42581347
You're still too vague with those scenarios
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>>42581347
Scenario C: You stay on Earth and go back to the cubicle on Monday
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>>42581347
>homeworld utopia
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>>42581727
I think Scenario C is the worst option by far
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>>42581347
I would direct them to India, Africa and Israel.
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>>42581347
Scenario A is basically no different than our current life on Earth
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>>42581347
Scenario C: You have too much alien sex and die from exhaustion.
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>>42581749
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>>42581727
>>42581772
Scenario C is just scenario A
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>>42581347
I'd get on Essy Persson 's Ship
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>>42581937
Essy Persson could climb aboard my rocket
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>>42581347
Insider here, I am writing from one of the ships. It is a good time, there is Starlink and you can expense a 4chan pass.
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>>42581347
I don't trust like that.
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>>42581347

The Heaven portal for us is on Earth. Jesus said if you think it is in the air, or sea, and go with them, you will be last in the queue.
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>>42582058
book chapter verse?
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>>42581356
I am now a ship.
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>>42581347
Just an FYI for anyone wanting to belive it. Had a dream a while back with aliens i believe. I only seen the outline of them behind light, I had a conversation with someome, I do not remember what we talked about. What i do remember is i wanted to go with them at the end. They told me it is to cold for me where they go. The feeling of calm i felt when i woke was like nothing i have ever experienced, just some info to ponder if you want to get on the ships
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>>42582102
cool
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>>42581347
If the world is ending and the only "safe" place is an AYY ship then yes.
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>>42581347
I would get on because IMO the odds are evenly split between A and B and the alternative is guaranteed bad >>42581727, so I would take the risk. Granted if this REALLY happened I would analyze the specific context like what the ayys say is the reason to get on, the type of ayy, the human government narrative, etc. But strictly as a hypothetical I think the rewards greatly outweigh the total risks.
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>>42582102
Yea if you look up some real encounters the ayys often tell people they can't go with them and it could be for a reason like we wouldn't survive their home world. There are a few stories where the opposite happens though and the beings want to take people. Multiple types of beings have been reported so we can't be sure of anything in a general sense.
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Scenario A i just kill myself
Scenario B i can finally be cured of my mystery health problems which not a single doctor seems to have an answer for

Im getting on the ship period.
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Ufology is Luciferian and Satanic propaganda Demons are more intelligent at appearing friendly to Humans they are not Aliens they are Fallen Angels Ufology is Satanic
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>>42582260
Yea honestly the best answer is to get on the ships but have one of those hollow cyanide suicide teeth just in case.
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>>42581347
A would never happen, adrenochrome is very easily synthesized
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>>42581794
>no McDonalds
>no synagogues
>no surveillance cameras
>no 5G internet service
some utopia
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>>42582333
Checked and keked
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>>42581727
>>42581772
>>42581777
So then there's absolutely no risk.
>>42581784
I would like to be loved to death for who I am is that a scenario
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Nah. I'll just find a corner of the world where no one is around to die at in peace.
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>>42581347
B. A is what the government wants you to think so they don't end up in prison for keeping B a secret.
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>>42581347
Sure, if that happens the people that don't get on the ships will be only religion fanatics
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only if it's my own personal ship that i can have full control over, i'll use it to fly to hyperborea and drink from the four sacred rivers of paradise.
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>>42581347
scenario C
>loosh farm prison planet matrix is essentially scenario A and all of us got got because we entered the ships.
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>>42581347
>Let me present to you a scenario where you can either indulge my shitty thread or have a terrible future, make your choice

Anon, the only people who are ever going to help humans are humans, we have the only incentive to do so because its our living conditions on the line. Aliens are not going to fix your society, save you from it, or otherwise entertain any notion of utopia by human standards because that doesn't make any fucking sense unless we've enslaved them and shackled them to our will.

If we want our problems fixed, its going to have to be us. Nobody else. You can start by nuking China and India at your leisure.
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>>42581347
Scenario D
Get my own kickass ship with self-modulation, governed by a nigh omniscient AI that acts as my butler; explore scenarios from my life and others with the key difference being that I can tell the AI to change things, play videogames and tell the AI to enhance them, watch movies and modulate them as I like.
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>>42581347
Only if I get a personal ageless concubine.
Still then I'd get bored.
Do 8nneed to wage for them? Then how is that different than prison Earth?
I'd need to be able to build things.
And have a couple cats.
Maybe I have stockholm syndrome, maybe I'm institutionalized, but I'm pretty comfy on prison planet right now.
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>>42581356
I have a submarine. I know places in the sea they will never find me.
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>>42581347
>get vid recommended
>guy says the baba wanga prophecy is about lights from the sky appearing at sporting event
>"yes goy watch the world cup goy aliens are gonna appear"
i am getting on the ship only if they got videogames
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I don't trust aliens, is there a waterproof test to check if they're benevolent?
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>>42584341
humans have always been killing each other and the earth is heading towards collapse due to overpopulation, pollution and constant wars, we are a bunch of sheep led by unscrupulous people, surely in the universe there are advanced civilizations why shouldn't they want to preserve something of us who are destroying the earth, we are unique in our own way.. considering the size of the universe and the time for which it has existed there will necessarily be civilizations that have achieved a superior evolution such as space-time travel or ascension into the fourth dimension, this is not what can be seen from the uap videos that have been released wow? Either it's yet another mind control strategy or something is about to happen, in any case if interdimensional beings arrive to propose to save us from a catastrophe, why not try to listen to them? we have listened to cruel people for years who have periodically exterminated us
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I don’t really trust the nordics. I’d trust the mantids before them or the reptilians but I’d trust nords before the reptilians. Mantids I trust the most
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>>42581356
I'll Set my Sails of Silver
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>>42581347
Those won't be real spaceships and there are no aliens involved, these "ships" will be culling machines for anyone gullible enough to set foot in them.
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>>42584941
Why would you trust the most alien/foreign entity to you?
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>>42581347
Depends what they are. I'll risk it for catgirls.
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>>42585014
Intuition.
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>>42581727
This is probably the best option because if they manage to take enough people away from here then life here would improve drastically
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEzC-3mi3y0
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>>42581347
no
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I'm not getting on some bitch ass aliens ship. I have no idea who they are or where we're going or what they're going to do to me
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>>42581347
Never trust albino vermin
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I want to get on the ships if only to see what kind of crazy shit is out there, but I have one big issue with the subject.
My biggest problem with these guys is, that while on earth I'm a pretty big brained guy who can compete against others and succeed in whatever I put my mind to.
I could do none of that with the aliens.
I'd be basically fucking retarded in comparison and there's absolutely nothing I can offer them. I wouldn't be able to learn anything to teach them about the subject, their communication and information delivery methods are superior etc.
I'd be a permanent complete fucking moron in comparison.
That's unless they just want to fuck to get some of earth caveman genetics.
Earth dick is genuinely the only contribution I can think of when it comes to these folks.

Well there's one thing that we could perhaps teach them. That's how to communicate with people.
The UFO folks seem completely fucking oblivious when it comes to human reactions and how our minds are affected by the encounters.
Earth humans might be really good at working as an intermediary between these guys and other primitive species.
That could be one profession where we consistently beat these guys regardless of their intellect.
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>>42581347
I'd probably get on the ship. I just hope they are benevolent Nordics and not Satanic reptilians. I don't know who those grey niggas are suppose to be though.
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>>42581347
>Scenario A: You're trapped and perpetually tortured for adrenomchrome milking with no escape.
So the "ship" is just a cardboard fake and going through it leads right back to earth?

>>42581727
You can see my workstation there. It's the one with three personal items even though we are only allowed one.
I'm a total rebel!

>>42584341
>Aliens are not going to fix your society, save you from it, or otherwise entertain any notion of utopia
What if the general level of shittyness here is BECAUSE of alien interference with our civilization?
I'm not saying humans are perfect but it seems we have a lot of wars that no one but the elites ever really want to fight. Also, there seems like a lot of groups who take great delight in destroying everything beautiful and functional in our civilization.
What if 90% of our problems were imposed upon us by alien interests?
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>>42581347
>You're trapped and perpetually tortured for adrenomchrome milking with no escapse.
That's just my life right now anyway
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yea i would
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I'm already taken, so I dunno how that will work.
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I'm waiting for another ship
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>>42587720
How catty is too much?
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>>42581356
>>42581391
/thread
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I'm not surrendering the Earth to n*****s. It's mine. God gave it to me. Your ship doesn't have permission to land. Take your pets with you.
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>>42581727

Kinda amazing how cubicles were considered soul-crushing in the 90's and now many office workers don't even get that sense of ownership/space anymore...
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>>42581356
Based
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I’m not going to Saturn with the ELians sorry. Ships aren’t coming down from space they’re coming up out of the pit. It’ll be funny when you go though. Go get fractalized for infinity. Enjoy your time loops. Some fates are worse than death
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>>42582610
I'd just like to be loved for who I am. Is that a scenario?
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>>42581347
well they look like me so they arent aliens to me
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Aliens are demons and will deceive you to get on their ships so they can stick big tubes in your urethra to torture you and drain your adrenochrome
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Theres no ayyliens or ayylien ships



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