>>42581472
Oh yeah let me say im going to read ALL OF IT ...

if I don't I leak my own IP

Ok im reading it

:skull: "Then God said,
“Let there be light,” and there was light"
nah why did god have to say something... he has to say something in order for it to come true? He can't just think it? ... The fact he has to do steps in order for something to come true kinda makes me think differently because I thought he was like the highest of form of like ever...

And shouldn't their be like space first... before things get invented..

>>42581492
"You are free to eat from any tree of the
garden, 17 but you must not eat from the tree of
the knowledge of good and evil, for on the day
you eat from it, you will certainly die.”
But like they eat from the tree and don't die? So why would blud say that.
And why would he create a tree like that.

ok im reading more but so far im not very impressed.

"and they hid from
the Lord God among the trees of the garden.
9 So the Lord God called out to the man and
said to him, “Where are you? ”"

HOW COULD GOD THE GUY WHO IS A 6D BEING NOT SEE THROUGH A LITERAL TREE???

What is blud doing??
Is this whole book full of things like this.
When does it get intresting. Like why would god give me adhd.

"The Lord had regard for Abel and his
offering, 5 but he did not have regard for Cain
and his offering. Cain was furious, and he
looked despondent. g
6 Then the Lord said to Cain, “Why are you
furious? And why do you look despondent? h
7 If you do what is right, won’t you be accept-
ed? But if you do not do what is right, sin is
crouching at the door. Its desire is for you,
but you must rule over it.”
8 Cain said to his brother Abel, “Let’s go
out to the field.” i And while they were in
the field, Cain attacked his brother Abel and
killed him."
wait they KILLED him? Why is Cain such a asshole? Like what the hell is wrong with these people to where they would kill someone over such a minor altercation.

yeah just what I want to do with my time: read uninsightful, sophomoric rubbish sloppily posted from some delusional, spiritually dead untermensch. Blows my mind that someone with your lack of spiritual awareness and direction could possibly perceive of any sort of truth in anything that you see, much less that serious seekers would care to spend even one minute reading your conceited, uninformed, haphazard opinions

>>42581588
are you insulting me or the book?
Im still reading it

>>42581472
No no read the Geneva Bible OP. In the original printing, you can get it on archive.org.

>>42581603
>Geneva Bible
I know many people are going to tell me to read xyz.. Im just going to read the standard bible first.. Im sorry man.. But that shit looks way to long and complex..


OK OK were picking up now im reading more. Bro how the fuck does caine murder someone, get the mark of shame and then STILL get a wife.

"Adam was 130 years old when he fathered
a son in his likeness, according to his image,
and named him Seth. 4 Adam lived 800 years
after he fathered Seth, and he fathered other
sons and daughters. 5 So Adam’s life lasted
930 years; then he died.
6 Seth was 105 years old when he fathered
Enosh. 7 Seth lived 807 years after he fathered
Enosh, and he fathered other sons and daugh-
ters. 8 So Seth’s life lasted 912 years; then he
died.
9 Enosh was 90 years old when he fathered
Kenan. 10 Enosh lived 815 years after he fa-
thered Kenan, and he fathered other sons and
daughters. 11 So Enosh’s life lasted 905 years;
then he died.
12 Kenan was 70 years old when he fathered
Mahalalel. 13 Kenan lived 840 years after he
fathered Mahalalel, and he fathered other
sons and daughters. 14 So Kenan’s life lasted
910 years; then he died."
UNC how do you live that long. why the heck did god nerf us so much.

>>42581621
there is like almost half a page just on the ages of a bunch of people I have not met or have only met for one page.

" When mankind began to multiply on the
earth and daughters were born to them,
2 the sons of God saw that the daughters of
mankind were beautiful, and they took any
they chose as wives a for themselves. 3 And the
Lord said, “My Spirit will not remain b with c
mankind forever, because they are corrupt. d
Their days will be 120 years.”"
that is weird because
"The oldest person ever verified to have lived is Jeanne Calment of France (1875–1997). She lived to the age of 122 years and 164 day"
But she was a woman. does that mean that all men are corrupt but not women.. or does that mean god changes his mind..

IM really starting to get into this.

>>42581621
>the standard bible
In English it's KJV. Which is like 95% the same as the Geneva Bible.

You're reading a nu-Bible, it's probably OK but maybe not. I'd stick with the known good one. But I won't nag you any more.

As far as Cain he's a sinner, he is cursed because he is the FIRST murderer and the FIRST killer of a family member. He is like the ultimate criminal.

>>42581634
Genesis pairs with the First Book of Enoch. Second Book of Enoch is late, First, is earlier and early Christian Fathers took it to be Scripture as you can read in the Ethereal Library at ccel.org.

>>42581588
>untermensch
why is blud so mean???
I didn't do anything to you I just started reading the book.

OK OK

im reading it. and this noah dude is Litterally aura farming. hes going to build a GIANT boat to prevent the biggest flood of all time even though god can just do that for him, instead he does it with no hesitation. God litterally decided "Im going to destroy all of humanity, don't like it anymore" and then Noah was told by god to make a boat to save the ones who he likes with the animals and he just does it.
This book is really picking up now.

>>42581644
>Genesis pairs with the First Book of Enoch. Second Book of Enoch is late, First, is earlier and early Christian Fathers took it to be Scripture as you can read in the Ethereal Library at ccel.org.
Thank you man, for your time to respond here and your suggestions.

It is a very difficult book to understand and is partly psuedohistorical

I like the parts that promote kindness, mercy, charity, and peace.

>>42581726
thank you ... ill point those out :)

Im off to bed for tonight but ill continue when i wake up

>>42581664
>Thank you man, for your time to respond here and your suggestions.
Don't skip the x begat y parts, they will be important later. Also Genesis 10, the peopling of the world, is worth real attention. It's literally true.

>>42581472
nice larp
it really feels like there's maybe 10 people on this board

>>42581773
Genesis is great. Angels with whirling swords. Abjad used as hieroglypics. Behold nail behold hand.

>>42581808
Sure I'll give you that one. That and Revelations, which is clearly an ergot brew mystery trip.

alright im back

>>42581472
>>My parents are lesbians so I was litterally nerfed at birth
Damn lol

>god is angry
>he kills humans
this is basically the OT

>>42581588
Ur such a dick. This is the new x now. Get used to it, lol

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>>42581664
The biblical historical flood was not a panglobal event.

This shows the historical genesis garden region as described by the OT, with 4 rivers flowing into one. Then the ice age ended and sea levels rose, inundating the persian gulf.

The ages of the patriarchs cannot be literal but refer to tribal family dynasties. No human has ever lived beyond 122 years.

But there was not an absolute global floos that covered the entire planet earth and a few people survived it in a boat smaller than the titanic w enough animals to repopulate the entire planet. Thats absolutely ridiculous.

>>42584018
Thus the biblical historical eden is submerged underneath the persian gulf after the meltwater pulse events which ended 6000 years ago (explains the young earth creationist timeline)

The biblical flood covered the whole land, not the *entire planet*.

Abraham left ur, which is just to the north of where the floodwaters stopped advancing.

The proto-semitic group inhabited the genesis region, it explains how the sumerians appear w bronze age technology levels immediately out of nowhere, with a story of them escaping a flooded region.

They had thousands of years to develop agriculture in a tropical paradise zone, didnt need to use irrigation. Flood forced them northwards, they had to invent irrigation and that created the large bronze age hydraulic despotism empires.

>>42583962
kikecucks are worse then niggers

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>>42584038
You're mad about pic related, we understand. You'll stay mad forever.

>>42584032
The pre inundation persian gulf zone is where agriculture and eurasian language was first developed.

There is dna evidence that both egypt and all ancient near eastern groups share dna deriving from this basal eurasian group that developed in the preflood persian gulf eden zone.

Its why both groups have flood myths.

>>42584056
I detest circumcision it is a disgusting practice. It will hopefully be gradually outlawed or regarded as a barbaric custom.

>>42581472
why didn't god just call off the flood if he wanted Noah to preserve and let others live.

I mean I get that his children are assholes but is killing every other innocent free thinking animal to die in a flood along with them is the right answer?

Ok so im at the part where Noahs building a big ahh boat

>>42584765
"those that crawl on the earth, birds,
livestock, wildlife, and those that swarm b on
the earth, as well as all mankind. 22 Everything
with the breath of the spirit of life in its nostrils
— everything on dry land died."
I don't know but like I don't think god would do that. This sounds extremely petty for a creature of a higher plane of life.

But maybe im a stupid human who cant understand his ways.

Anyways how did they get food if they were in the boat for 40 days. And why would Noah let cockroaches live. he couldve let those animals die out.

And wait does this mean that dinosaurs do not exist... is science a lie....

because if this is true than like.... really everything ive ever been taught in a classroom is wrong..

>>42584772
The flood was not global ans the bible is not infallible. Let go of it.

>>42585400
Consider this, the people who wrote the bible were inferior to you, mentally, spiritually, and intellectually. Mere mortals.

>>42585403
Morally as well

Religious people who threaten you with hellfire torture bc
>didnt give them $$$
>did not confess made up sins to them
>didnt respect their nonexistent authority based on deception and abuse
are your moral, spiritual, and intellectual inferiors

>>42585409
Many parts of the bible were
>plagiarized from earlier texts
>forgeries
>psuedohistory

The people who wrote it were dishonest and power seekers.
Genesis plagiarized from earlier ANE texts.
Exodus is entirely propaganda.
Solomon and David probably existed but everything before that is likely propaganda and psuedohistory.
Parts of bible word for word were copied from earlier texts including Egyptian manuscripts, ANE texts, etc.
Not infallible, not divinely inspired, not written by some divine force, but by imperfect humans.
>nt
>logos
Plagiarized from the greek philosophers.

>>42585400
>infallible
>>42585437
But i thought God was real??

What if the ultimate test of god is that nobody can interepet his actions because like were all mortals. So any book that depicts him will be biased based on their own experience.

If so then what do i do?

>>42581492
The verb made flesh. Also spelling/casting. Agnostic anon here.
Btw, you were not nerfed at birth, that's /pol nonsense, I would love you would think otherwise

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>>42581538
It gets interesting when you get to the stories of the israelite nation and you see all the same political problems that we have now.
And the book of Revelation is like a drug trip on steroids.
And the Gospels are kinda cool.

>>42584018
wow I guess it really did happen.
So like the flood that was described really did happen.

>>42581492
You’ve already missed stuff.
Breishit means creation but it is literally translated as “in the beginning”
In Kabbalah the ma’aseh breishit is the work of creation-as opposed to ma’aseh merkava -the work of the chariot
The bible creates by its content in a sort of abracadabra sense- I create as I speak.