Are there any conspiracy theories or claimed paranormal phenomenon you see discussed here that makes you step back and go "Now that is just fucking retarded."?
law of attraction cope makes me cringe every time
>>42582606No, because what's retarded is believing you were adequately prepared to think rationally by one size fits all education
>>42582643BUT ISNT THAT A ONE SIZE FITS ALL STATEMENT!?!?!ITS ALMOST LIKE YOU PROVED YOURSELF WRONG, THAT GENERALIZED METHODS CAN COME TO MEANINGFULLY GENERALIZED TRUTHS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
>>42582657Yeah, but I'm only wrong because I was educated in a shitty way by a bad education system. So I'm right because I'm wrong.
flat earf"AI" becoming the Terminatorreptile shitspace and nukes being fakehuman "bloodlines" like the rothschilds (wrote-shillds) running the world since fucking paleolithic timestalking snakes and rib bitchesaliens are demonsbasically 99% of the topics on this board
>>42582678Thanks for the list of topics that if a retard like you disagrees with, they must have some truth to them.
>>42582606Flat earth
people who act selflessly.all living being are inherently self centered
>>42582698you're just pissed cuz I called you out for mispronouncing rothschilds all your lifedon't shoot the messenger, tard
Jew/Nazi shit. It's trite at this point.
>>42582725the people here never truly grew out of the early console wars. so they pivoted
>>42582606No
>>42582713>shiieett cuzshut up and go to the gas station with your EBT card nigger
>>42582606Fake and gay larps:>semen retention>law of attraction>divination>magick>esoteric christianity>time travel/loops>astral projection>nobodyHold up, wait a minute:>ufos>ghosts>clones/doppelgangers>angels/demons (non-metaphorical)>innawoods cryptids>psychics/propheciesDefinitely real:>lucid dreaming>jew ops (jfk, 9/11, etc)>pedo rings>NPCs
>>42582970I think I just went blind from how bright this post is glowing
>>42582999mad time-wasting larper detected
>>42583025How is not fapping a waste of time? If anything it saves time. Keep guzzling kool aid though glowie.
>>42582970you do know there's divination by dream? you're probably just too retarded to get the message
>>42583066I didn’t say it wasn’t a waste of time, just that ascribing mystical properties to not-jizzing is a “fake and gay larp”
>>42582606Like, besides flat earth?
>>42582606Most of them, because the majority of conspiracy theories rely upon assumptions, non-falsifiable claims, or shoddy evidence that doesn't pass objective reasoning. The few that aren't outright delusions of unprovable are basically common knowledge facts that we just accept happened, like the officual 9/11 narrative not adding up, but even then it's almost impossible to say, definitively, what did happen. For the most part, conspiracy theories are either near-baseless conjecture disseminated by people who want to feel special by knowing something unique and hidden, or hallucinatory nonsense that can't actually be proven in any meaningful way. >9/11>Gulf of Tonkin>JFKLikely real events where, at a minimum, the official narrative doesn't add up. High level of confidence that there occured a coordinated effort to obfuscate the truth>Flat Earth>Agartha/Ice Wall>Aliens>Demons>Depopulation AgendaSchizo nonsense for which no reliable, verifiable evidence can be presented.
>>42583097Jesus Christ Almighty I'm glad I'm not a fucking mainstream fact guzzler like you. Thank the sweet baby Jesus I have my brain and not yours.
>>42582606Karma It’s so obviously not real That the only way people can explain it being realIs that you also have to believe in reincarnation Which no one has proved everAnd even if some people did prove to be reincarnated that doesn’t mean everyone does.
>>42582678I mean, anon. this message might have been interesting if you also talked about what interests you.
>>42583173>have my brain>believes schizo bullshit without any evidence to back up it upSure king, spit yo shit. Tell me about how the space-Aryans live inside the hollow Earth and ghosts are harvesting our loosh
>>42583097Kill yourself fucking fed nigger piece of shit. Die.
>>42583194it wouldn't have been on-topic, and the things that interest me would be considered vanilla on this schizo board
>>42582711people are born selfless, people are taught to be selfish
>>42583207Very compelling argument anon, have a "no, u"
>>42583173>>42583207>when you’re so enlightened that you insecurely lash out at anonymous skepticsTeach me your ways, anon. Clearly you have it all figured out
>>42582884>56%er calling anyone else a nheygeryou creatures would starve to death without whites like me
>>42582970>>time travel/loopsNah, timelooping seems to be a major possibility, hence we have Deja Vu.
>>42583606I actually thought about putting that in the real category, but not for that reason. There’s the timey whimies of quantum mechanics. Deja vu has been neurologically mapped and explained. It’s just your brain fucking up metadata as it asynchronously renders the present moment’s first-person experience. Either way, yeah, maybe that should have been in a different tier.
>>42582606How is this a question? In the last 1-2 years "here" believed in:- atlas 69-69 was an alien craft- the fag in Peru or Colombia or wherever that was keeping a tentacly black tar alien as a pet- cylinder jamesthere is literally nothing but gullible retards here 24/7 that will bite on absolutely anything
that alex jones was closer than you thought he's just fucking retarded and you'll never solve the mass shooting epidemichttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1BneeJTDcUhttps://wou.edu/westernhowl/deadliest-mass-shooting-modern-u-s-history/
>>42582606Haven’t seen it here but Greater Tartaria.
Nothing will top this retardation.
>>42582606The one with the flat earth one.
>>42583647>Deja vu has been neurologically mapped and explained. It’s just your brain fucking up metadata as it asynchronously renders the present moment’s first-person experience.So why can some people correctly predict stuff with them, even if it is only a few words in a conversation?
>>42582606Flat Earth
>>42582725>>42582738>jews vs Nazis larpIt’s two sides of the same controlled opposition coin.Lizards pulling strings and laughing at us
>>42582606>nobody>BEN>anything posted by migga biscuitActually 90% of the threads here at any given time. Most seekers and effortposters have rightly left this larpy shithole behind.
>>42583749best thing ive ever seen on 4chan
>>42583781>So why can some people correctly predict stuff with them, even if it is only a few words in a conversation?Do you have proof of this ever occurring?
>>42582606>Are there any conspiracy theories or claimed paranormal phenomenon you see discussed here that makes you step back and go "Now that is just fucking retarded."?"The Galactic Federation will save us!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DEzC-3mi3y0
Im still annoyed the Miami incident happened and NOBODY had a phone, apparently?
>>42582606NPCs are soulless is the most retarded conspiracy theory. That and flat earth.
>>42582698Based. If a retard hates it then it must have some truth.
A lot of them really, but "soft disclosure" is an amusing one.>there are aliens in this science fiction movie, what could that mean>are they hiding that we can actually do the magic in this fantasy book?>omg this conspiracy thriller has a conspiracy!And the people who believe in NPCs are basically the ones who would call themselves "indigo children" or "starseeds" or some special snowflake term like that, except they don't want to sound pretentious and can't back it up. So instead they assert their specialness (or express their loneliness) by accusing other people of being not conscious, which is harder to falsify and doesn't require them to be extraordinary.
>>42582606my favorite conspiracy theory is that flat earth was promoted to discredit conspiracy theorists
>>42585384I didn't take this one seriously until someone asked their police officer father (running for sheriff) about the incident and he said he couldn't talk about it. The official story was that it was "teens" with firecrackers or something. He can't talk about that? Sure.
>>42582606I can't find where I read it, but the idea of an imagination library or dictionary. the idea is sort of like tv tropes and stuff where there are only so many stories humans have ever come up with and after a while the patterns emerge. hero's journey story arc, redeemed bad boy arc, bad bitch fights the world arc, etc... because of that, when people make up a shitty conspiracy larp, they almost always have some cheap variation of some existing story, except maybe they make the names weird.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7KofJmU1p0https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdpFpfIBkXcsometimes when a conspiracy comes along that doesn't fit in the already made bullshit, it does 2 things. first, the crowd hates it because it doesn't land inside their larpsphere, and second it is usually true. you have to feed the crowd a little bit of bullshit, otherwise they get up and leave.
>>42586350I have a physical theory of this that it physically happens because the amount of energy in the universe is exhausted by the limit num of archetypes
They don't really believe in a flat earth do they? It was just to point out the 2D physics behind the scene?
>>42582606some of the insane ones, like hitler was a jew that created the holocaust to make Israel
>>42586369>limit num of archetypescool. super cool. I had a similar thought once about semiotes. they are subatomic linguistics in the sense that there are only so many possibly symbols to represent the total finitude of experiences possible either in a human life time, the totality of the universe, or whatever other reasonable bound.from there, there are only so many grammatical forms and dictionaries which can be built and still remain functional, otherwise you end up with super long chains of semiotes making impossibly long words, sentences, grammar structures...which itself is another recursive thing since somewhere out there in the Borges library is a story where each word could hypothetically take more than a lifetime to pronounce, only because there are a finite number of semiotes to build words.>archetypesin the same sense, in the infinitude of existence, we have living contemporary physical and spiritual clones in the sense that they are the same permutation of a finite archetype definition in an infinite existence. the only other option is to make archetype combos, and the gnostics can tell you what happens when that gets out of control.
>>42586369McKenna did something similar with Timewave Zero. he did it as a measure of novelty entropy more or less turning our existence into stage puppets to entertain each other and some other life forms, after which time we exhaust all possible novelty, perform all possible amusements, achievements, all the stuff the dieties watch us do, then the universe ends. he and others have done similar analyses working on figuring out when the sum total limit of something runs out.with yours though, does it follow that a smaller universe with less total energy in use has fewer archetypes, and larger more energetic universes with yet more archetypes? how would that scale, or is it at a constant? do some other archetypes consume more energy? probably. maybe there is a minimum definable universe such that the size and energy can maintain 1 archetype only.
>>42583732I think it's just become a catch-all term for fake history, which is definitely a thing
>>42586751I don’t disagree that Fake History, or manipulated history, is definitely a thing. I have my own thoughts on past events and world history, but the idea that there was some world spanning empire that lasted into the late 1800’s and was then destroyed and covered up by EVERY world government SIMULTANEOUSLY for… no reason besides hatred? Is absolutely crazy.My favorite take is that the White City of 1893’s Columbian Exposition was repurposed from Tartarian buildings when we have photos of its actual construction. Like the 1890’s obviously isn’t living memory but it’s definitely within recent enough memory.
>>42583283so jews?cmon anon join me on the gods and the anu-sinom live underground and gods feed on blood plasma to sustain themselves because the world circuit is broken and blocked from reconnection through a levitical meme thousands of years in the making train! Think about it.Red Cross anyone?Switzerland?Habsburgs?Meyer Lansky criminal network?Swiss banking?Operation Underworld?Israel?National Security State?Coup?We have elaborate setups for bloodletting in order to feed the gods so the middle men never get eaten?Agartha is real and high tech?The darkness is where the archives are?The hive saved us many times before?World backup drive?C'moooooon it's fun here.>choo choo!
>>42586996Oh and how could I forgetPlasma infused EVERYTHING world?Free energy?Ancestral transmissions?Atmospheric healing?UV protection?Larger crop yields?Happier birds and bugs and animal life?The pyramid was clearly a matter-transformation device. It steps up from solid(vibrations of the earth) to liquid to gas to plasma. The ark was probably the spark of the collected gas at the capstone. Obelisks were repeaters. Sphinx is the ground.
>>42586955Tartaria was not world spanning, it was a series of independent cities set up by European peasants along the Silk Road. They became rich and were a lot of pagan rejects and those the church didn’t like, but also practiced Christianity and islam. This made them unpopular with the aristocracy because there were rich peasants, and with the church because they weren’t fully Christian.China started wiping them out city by city, they called to Europe for help and hired mercenaries, and banded together, since they weren’t even “Tartaria” before this, except loosely. Russia was the only one who responded and sent soldiers, but they were no help and even turned on and attacked one city they were paid to defend to escape with their lives. They got wiped out in 100 years or less, hundreds of cities, then China and Europe got together and decided it made them look really bad so they wiped it out from the history books. The reason you might see tartarian architectural stuff in other places not on the Silk Road is because they fled with their wealth if they could and brought it other places. There was no mudflood, it was not in America, it was a loose collection of independent cities along the Silk Road made up of mostly Europeans and other mixed races. They were really beacons of knowledge and luxury and wealth for the common man that got all snuffed out.
>>42587016This makes a lot more sense. I don’t know if I actually do believe it, but it makes a lot more sense than the crypto Pan-European World-spanning stuff featuring Mudfloods just considering how relatively small scale and somewhat realistic it is.Thank you, anon. This is good.
>>42582606/ng/
>>42582606Brain dead tier (illogical or easily disproven):>gangstalking (literally schizophrenia. Seek medical care)>astrology>flat earth>Mandela effect parallel universe theory>TartariaLow tier (no good evidence, highly improbable):>Elites are aliens/lizards>Ancient aliens or lost advanced civilizations>Magic/psychic powers>moon landing fakedMid tier (some evidence, possibly true):>Feds either planned or had advanced knowledge of 9/11>Aliens have at one point visited or are observing Earth in some way>uncanny valley human predator theoryHigh tier (strong evidence, highly likely):>sadistic elite pedo ring (literally confirmed, possibly occult)>secret bioweapon development, possibly for population control.100% true:>gnomes are realYou can debate me on any of these. My reasoning is rock solid.
>>42587258I’ll let you join right now if you can prove ur cool in 1 post..
>>42587045I learned this as a kid from some guy with an entire wall as a huge map of Tartaria. Idk why he taught me this, but it made me love the thought of the place, and I always expected it’d be revealed to everyone soon.But yeah, mudflood is the new flatearth in terms of conspiracy well poisoning.
>>42587902I agree with your tiers except gnomes
>>42582634>You believe in manifestation?>Yeah, well why don’t you go manifest yourself a girlfriend? Or some friends?
>>42582606The idea that the Covid vaccine was population control. Maybe the Elites do want to cull us, but why would they conduct it that way? By killing everyone who does what they're told and trusts The Experts they'd end up with a whole country of conspiracy theorists, anprims, religious fanatics, etc.
>>42587016Now we're talking about it, what was the Mongol invasion about? Was it really the asian people that we call the mongol today? I do think it was a coalition of white people (My guess is it's the same scythians mentioned in ancient sources) with other nomadic asian/turkic people. I just don't buy the narrative that some chieftain acquired this much power in such a short time, all in a very hostile environment. There's gotta be something else.Also correct me if wrong but the contemporary sources are clear that they are called Tatars/Tartars and not Mongols...Today you've got the Crimean tatars in Ukraine who are blond and blue eyed, which come from the nomadic steppe people. Crimea was even named "Lesser tartaria" on old maps. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crimean_Tatars#GeneticsIf such a civilisation existed I do believe the takeover began in the 15th century ( The russian expansion to the east) and spanned over several centuries (French invasion of Russia 1812 etc.) Some interesting articles on that time period:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Kulikovohttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_of_Moscow_(1571)https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sarai_(city)
>>42587902>>Mandela effect parallel universe theoryHow the fuck did you not get affected by that? inb4 some shitty "your mind is confabulating"/collective hallucination argument
>>42587016>Tartaria was not world spanning, it was a series of independent cities set up by European peasants along the Silk Road. They became rich and were a lot of pagan rejects and those the church didn’t like, but also practiced Christianity and islam. This made them unpopular with the aristocracy because there were rich peasants, and with the church because they weren’t fully Christian.So basically the legends of the kingdom of Prester John have truth to them https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prester_John
>>42588320It is confabulation at least for the popular examples. Your brain fills in logical gaps with what it thinks should be there. They’ve run actual experiments on this, mostly for crime scenes and suspect misidentification but also with actual Mandela effect examples. People who will draw an image correctly immediately after seeing it, then when trying to recall it later, will draw the Mandela effect version. Even children who are just seeing the image for the first time and have no prior knowledge of what it looks like, proving we just have an innate tendency to input or leave out certain details. Notice also, it’s never the other way around. People only have Mandela effect memories for things that would make logical sense for an image to have. For example, there are no cases of people recalling the someone named “stein” as “stain” because stein is the common spelling, even though at least some examples of this would be expected.
>>42588168Undeniable evidence
>>42582678It's unfortunate that to those who have no experience the substance of reality is impossible to distinguish from fiction and imagination. It all seems so clear when you actually know nothing and have no means to verify or invalidate.Some of what you cite is not worth the time to mention and other of it is the absolute verifiable truth. You are simply not qualified in identifying the percentage of veracity and where the line is to be drawn between fiction and reality.
One thing that reality will do is gradually break your notion that you get to tell it what is allowed to exist. Experience is the greatest teacher. Those who have no basis in experience have no opinion of value. If other humans are genuinely sincerely reporting something you should at least attempt to listen. If they are talking from direct experience and not dogmatic theory then the idea of drawing conclusions should be approached cautiously
>>42582606anything antichrist. who do the faiths vassals and book prioritize. (((The World))) is not your world
>>42582606Anti-vaccine people.
>>42588523That doesn't explain anything. "Our brains fill the gaps", sure but how come millions of people remember the same detail on an image if it never existed in the first place? Why wouldn't it be a different detail for everyone? Do your think our brain (that you mention as if it was a separate entity) just randomly adds a cornucopia on the memorised image, and that for millions of people who are unrelated? Seems very unlikely.Mandela effect is real, bro. People produce a different drawing the second time because their short-term memory is fading away (that of the Mandela effected image) and is replaced by the long term memory (the OG timeline version). In short, they are unconsciously bringing up their original memory ;who is unaffected by the tweaks in reality.Anyone who thinks otherwise is a shill or an academic sciencefag
Mandela Effect being an implanted memory fits better than timeline altering. The former has been a proven practice, implementing at a global scale is another question. Factoring in schoolyard rumors the planets populace heard at some point lends credence to it being feasible
>>42589170then why do they keep making movies and shows about timelines altered?
>>42589237It keeps the cattle placated. Imagine accepting that your memories are false
>>42589105Rothschild patents created more than 1000 new billionaires and you are not even a little suspicious?It wasn't even a vaccine until they changed the definition of the word. Pretty sure you are either retarded or a literal paid shill
>>42582606Hollow Earth. If earth was slinging all the lava to the inside of the crust, it would also be enough centripetal force to sling all the water off and then some. The existence of oceans disproves the hypothetical physics of Hollow Earth.>>42582970>lucid dreaming>jew ops>pedo rings>NPCsNone of those 4 are even disputed. Only the specifics and extents.>Psychics yes>Magic noNigga what? They the same gott damn shit
>>42583097>Depopulation AgendaThere's not only evidence for this, even if there wasn't it's basic common sense.The only keep us around for the labor.The robots are taking all the labor.So what do you think is going to happen to us?This isn't even the first time it's happened. The only hope is they start using us for colonizing other planets the way Britain etc sent its surplus expendable peasants to Australia and the Americas.
>>42585802>>42582606EVERY conspiracy theory that goes "no no you don't understand they HAVE to give us coded clues in fictional media and televised broadcasts"No the fuck they don't and it's tactically stupid to give your victims hints explaining they're a victim. Conspiracies have been proven to be real an impressive number of times, but never once has it been one where they were allegedly hiding messages telling us what they were doing; they keep their shady shit deep under wraps or if it leaks it's an open secret situation like Diddy or Epstein or the Roswell saucer or Fauci Lab Leak, where the information has publicly leaked and the psy-op is in smearing anybody that believes it as a nutcase laughingstock or bigoted.You know who DO think they see codes in fictional media pertaining to secret revelations about convoluted plots? Schizophrenics. Explicit symptom of paranoid schizophrenia. You are literally the guy from Beautiful Mind or believing someone who is because you're too stupid to have common sense.
>>42585802Bruh I'm hounded on all sides by NPCs.I think you just live in an area where most humans have a sizeable portion of functional forebrains.I live in Kentucky. Between poverty nutrition, lack of DHA in diet, lack of iodine in diet, alcohol abuse, presence of lead in water, presence of black mold in housing or occupation, and just general bad genetics... Most people are not "people" so much as talking chimps with a drivers license and voting registry, and I mean that basically literally. They do not exhibit emotional regulation. They do not exhibit problem solving or critical thinking. In the 8 years at my current job, other than management I have not had a coworker with more than elementary school literacy. Most of our customers appear to be in the same boat.If an animal is inherently an NPC, and these humans in question have the mind of a smart animal not a person, they are, by transitive property then also NPCs.
>>42590163There's several reasons as to why they would be clues in popular mediaIt can be done deliberately by the elites as a form or ritual mocking, they take their agenda, they rub it on your face and laugh that people are stupid enough to not noticeOr it can be put with good intent as a form of soft disclosure, an initiate, someone who knows secret information but who risks his life if he publicly discloses it. So the info is communicated via fiction or coded language (I'm thinking works like 1984)Or, it can be done in an unconscious way by creators who just channel information from the "collective unconscious", or the genetic memory of humanity if you want. I remember reading a passage from Tolkien where he said something like "I may have written this, consciously or subconsciously"If you believe in the matrix theory also then you must know there are information that are just "coded" in reality and that wasn't put there by human consciousness, but by something outside of said reality (I think astrology & numerology are just different approahces of "reading the source code")
>>42588528All elementals, or just gnomes?
>>42583184This. Jimmy Saville pretty much disproved karma for me entirely.>but his reputation is ruined foreverWho cares. He died being loved by everybody and it didnt become a known public issue until after. He got away with it.>but hes burning in hell!So is a 7 year old who shoplifted and then got struck by a car leaving the store if you believe in that.All cope.
>>42587902I mean gangstalking is technically real but virtually every person who thinks they are being gang stalked is a schizophrenic.The Churh of Scientology does gangstalking to its ex members.
