i have been invited to a conspiracy theory party. i don't often come to this board, but i just spent half an hour reading the catalog. i enjoyed most reading about the kali yuga we are evidently living in. i have been asked to bring a conspiracy theory to present. do you guys have any particularly fun ones that may be enjoyable to learn and share about? sometimes i like to read letterboxd user pd187's theories that nora ephron and tom hanks are cia plants as well. you may think me living in a trance, and i may well be, but i entreat you anyway. thanks
>>42587719Here you go have fun and remember you don't want to be the only guy at the party without a plughttps://jasonrezajorjani.substack.com/p/janet-atlantis-a-portrait-of-ghislaine
>>42587748the host of the party is a plugidk about this one, sourceless, a ton of ai art, i'm suspicious
>>42587719What's that you say about kali yuga?> zapruder tape documentaryis good if you want evidence of what appears to be a serious well grounded conspiracy.
>>42587719The problem with conspiracy theory parties is that it will be more about disinfo than true theories. The vast majority of conspiracy theorist are not able to distinguish between disinfo and real theories.
>>42587719Iraq had WMDs but the media couldn't report it because it was Ancient Babylonian Technology Saddam unearthed
>>42590463Lol it was stuff sold to them by the western countries to fight against iran
>>42590670Or it was muh heckin caduceus resurrection device that stores living heroes in your heart-soul. When they pierced Jesus' side the Roman Magi were checking to make sure he didn't have a caduceus
>>42590676Reality and truth existActual investigation is not simply an emotional epileptic episode
>>42590755Ok but if you happen to meet Osiris when you die and he looks like Yojimbo, look into the caduceus.
Isis was created by mossad controlled assets with the specific priority target of the clay tablets in the museum of the city of mosul Iraq. The reason was that the cuneiform writing systems had just been added to the unicode text system and the tablets were going to be posted online and translated publicly. The translated texts would have destroyed the fictional narrative that is the foundational basis of the Hebrew societies. Isis was always a mossad/cia operation
https://ja.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%94%A8%E5%BF%83%E6%A3%92_(%E6%9B%96%E6%98%A7%E3%81%95%E5%9B%9E%E9%81%BF)The original version of the caduceus was of the method for extraction of a tape worm. Hardly qualifies as a serpent.. but aptly pulled from out the ass just like the rest of your jargon.The ceremony of the dismemberment of Osiris was actually an aspect of the interactions between the Egyptian people and the beings from the stars. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OsirisIt's still engaged in by the beings from the stars responsible for the management of development of the human populations here on earth;https://youtu.be/fpiZYtzhT9UBut the humans are typically unable to remain conscious during the event.I accidentally managed to though and it has caused me to gain far more knowledge than is available to most humans as a result.There is no audience for account of this. The humans are simply too far away from comprehension
>>42587719>If u wanna come off extra schizo talk about pic related and explain how most ppl are NPCs
>>42587864Zapreuder was on assignment exactly as the dancing Israelis were. The office that he owned was recently turned into a holocaust museum. Oswald lived for two and a half years in Russia. He went into the hospital with food poisoning and was unable to ask for water from the nurses in Russian but left the hospital fully fluent in an unusual dialect of Belarusian Russian. He was also 4 inches shorter and the tattoo on his arm was significantly different. Also the hair on the top of his head was spiraling in the opposite direction according to his brother. Russia would not have made this mistake, but someone who was in control over the American media would be able to throw blame onto them if they needed to misdirect the attention off themselves. Oswald's wife met him after he left that hospital. She was an operative assigned to observe him for evaluation of the quality of his portrayal of Oswald.. not by the kgb but by the Soviet territory division of the mossad The bullets that killed jfk came from the drain in front of the car.. fired by the father of Woody Harrelson
>>42587719Look up Hapgood's (physical) Pole Shift Hypothesis. It's crazy, but not too crazy.https://beforeatlantis.com/2018/12/05/hapgoods-pole-shift-hypothesis-revisited/You can also browse here for other ideas:https://www.bibliotecapleyades.net/
>>42587719I actually had the same idea, except all my friends are plugged into the matrix so i dknt think it’d go as swimmingly as id hope. Anyway, already sounds cringe calling it a “conspiracy theory” party but i guess thats how you have to label it to normies
>>42587719>get invited to conspiracy theory party>everyone invited theorizes that the other partygoers are conspiring against them secretly>nobody shows up
There's another thread like the "schizo pride" one.>No Mr. Glownigger. We will not come to your honeypot parties. Any self-respecting wizard here has lost all legitimacy once he starts acting like the bourgeois and attending these dorky parties.
>>42587719>conspiracy theory partythe fuck is wrong with people
>>42587719This is pretty interesting:https://www.tart-aria.info/en/an-overlooked-symbol-of-the-old-civilizatio
