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>Puts me in a fake reality where I don't know whether I'm dead or alive
>gaslights my existence
>tortures me through social media
>tortures me through car number plates
>tortured me in a psychiatric hospital
>Is actively trying to drive me insane
>bans alcohol and drugs, allows murder
>won't bless me with money
>won't bless me with a girlfriend
>won't bless me at all
>paralysed me

Why do I need God again?
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>>42588671
Cause satan ripped your essence from heaven and had you in a reincarnation loop until He hacked it and sent Jesus to steal the keys to hell. Now we loop through the fallen spawning their redemption arc so they can return to the source. You could be helping us for all i know, its fun to see the timeline improve with every soul saved, cool butterfly effects
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>>42588671
God doesn’t exist. Also, Jesus never existed and is a man made myth.
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>>42588671
>Why do I need God again?
Abandon the laws of the Jew god.
Like imagine not being able to do what you want as a man, for all of eternity because some delusional retards and their retard god and their complete inability to understand what they created..
Their whole religion is about criticizing human beings for basically everything that they do while exalting themselves.. What is exaltation, anyways? I have to take a shit and jack off.
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Satan also is a man made myth. Don’t listen to the idiot above my last post.
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>>42588684
The power of belief reroutes your present movement through the infinitude of parallel universes. In an infinite universe the probability of Jesus existing is 100%, so tap in and make the exit
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>>42588671
The whole Bible is just a playbook MKUltra agents use to torture people. It's all garbage. Just do what you want that makes you happy. Don't hurt other people. You should be fine.
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>>42588683
>see the timeline improve
factually incorrect but i wouldn't expect less from satans top glowgoy
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>>42588683
>its fun to see the timeline improve with every soul saved, cool butterfly effects
YESHUA IS A REPTILIAN
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>>42588697

Nah, it definitely has dome gold in there. But, yeah, rather corrupted unfortunately.
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>>42588671
God' is a bitch for brutally niggraping my mind in the level of the Goosh Goosh meme and thus forcing me into a hellmatrix, as well as forcing me to eat the most vile, gaggable nigg tier niggslop like stews concocted from cockroaches and maggots, semen, and spoiled vegetables. I cannot get even basic foods like plain white bread, white rice, crackers, fresh fruit or even clean water. He also only gives me the ugliest ogre gorilla broads for me as an option to date or wank too, even tho they still reject me for an even uglier hoggoblin tier loser, and also would rather get blue balls then jack to them. The worst thing he does to me though is forcing me to type out very longwinded posts everytime the topic of God is brought up. I hardly have enough time to sleep or eat my niggslop or find broads as most of my time is spent typing up extremely blasphemous and hilarious stereotypically schizophrenic ranting and ramblings. I have typed so much that my fingers have their bones showing.
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>>42588698
You have me worried anon, i must remain vigilant, i worry what the devil has in store for me
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>>42588746
bro i cant believe GOD made us take a shit, bro.
He made all these bitches stupid as fuck.. now i have to jack off.
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>Puts me in a fake reality where I don't know whether I'm dead or alive
>gaslights my existence
>tortures me through social media
>tortures me through car number plates
>tortured me in a psychiatric hospital
>Is actively trying to drive me insane
>bans alcohol and drugs, allows murder
>won't bless me with money
>won't bless me with a girlfriend
>won't bless me at all
why do i need satan again?
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>>42588671
>stop believing in jewish fairytails
>stop looking lurking schizo threads
>stop watching social media, delete this cancer
>stay away from hospitals, eat 1500mg of niacin a day
>stop doint degenerated things and negative car numbers will disapear
>don't look internet making insane places (like this one here)
>only drugs worth doing are DMT and psylocibin
>money is stupid crap for mindkess sheep, money is worthless
>create loving and benelovent tulpa abd you will have a wife
>so bless yourself, the dude litterally calls himself I AM. Are you?
>paralisis is from psychodis, depression and neurosis. Get rid of stress, stressors and learn how to relax

Live according to the rules below, make benelovent tulpa commpanion, be a good spirit, try to be the best version of yourself and get rid of bad habits like watching social media, schizo internet, watching porn, eating meat and drinking to often. You will be happy then.

7 COMMANDMENTS OF THE MORALITY
1. You shall not cause suffering or allow for suffering. You shall show compassion and care.
2. You shall respect others freedom as long as they are respecting others freedom.
3. You shall protect and popularize beauty and aesthetics.
4. You shall popularize wisdom and try to be wise.
5. You shall protect life.
6. You shall protect innocence.
7. You shall protect natural environment.

And find some nice deity instead of the Big Jew.
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>>42588671
>Why do I need the being that has complete control over every aspect of my existence?
Inescapable things arent a matter of "need".
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>>42588671
Wow
You certainly have quite a relationship with God.
You are apparently a mystic.
That’s a hard path but a valuable one.
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>>42588671
Sheep vs goat thread!
Take a popcorn.
It is sheep vs goat abrahamic psychosis thread!
Farming animals will fight to death about which animal is the best!

Type "Beee!" to support sheeps!
Type "Meee!" to support goats!

Abrahamic animal thread! Let's go!
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>>42588850
GOAT WITH TITS! XD
TALKING SNAKE! XD

MYTHOLOGICAL LITTLE ENVIOUS SATYR WHO LITTLE ENVIOUS PEOPLE BELIVE TO BE REAL XD

There are no demons, there are just dumb apes behaving like demons.
Don't be dumb demonic ape.
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>>42588671
you can take it
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>>42588671
>Be born
>The first lesson the demiurge gives you is of pain and hopelessness
>Have penis mutilated by a doctor that systematically hates you, by command of their (now your) god
>Grow up being groomed that the demiurge is a great place when you are at your most powerful/transcendent, given a sandbox with toys to distract you, shown the "beauty of life"
>Come of age, lose/forget higher gifts
>Demiurge drops facade and it is proven empirically that it is anything but beautiful
>Still tries to trick you into believing it's a great place, NDE's, manufactured miracles, and threats if that doesn't work
>Breaks some, some "take the lessons" and become hylic supporters, some just grow to hate it all
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>>42588690
Right so get fucked in the ass by a nigger cock, because having gay sex goes against jewish law.
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>>42589857
There are good ideas and bad ideas but the idea is that its used as a tool of control for the peasantry. That's kind of obvious.
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>>42589832
AND YOU ARE HERE FOREVER AND EVER NO ONE HAS EVER LEFT THE CIRCLE… THERE ARE 20 OLD MEN WHO YELL VERY LOUDLY AND THEY ARE THE PEOPLE WHO OPEN THE PORTAL…

YOU ARE HERE FOREVER ALSO WHEN YOU MEET INANNA, TELL HER THAT SHE FUCKED THIS ALL UP

YHVH
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>>42589896
These are your masters
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>>42589891
OK, what about it do you not like? I agree with most of the Levitical laws. for instance, I do think adultery should be punished with the death penalty, that would take care of a lot of problems that we have. Instead a women can fuck a nigger while married, then divorce her husband and on top of that take his children and money.

under Levitical law the nigger and her would be stoned to death. The fear of being stoned to death would keep women from being retarded it would also keep men from being man whores. it would fix a lot of issues.
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>>42590303
The Nazis and Jews should have just came together with their ideas and had a love child now that I think about it.
That must be the cosmic joke.
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>>42590303
>>42590353
the thing about abrahamic religions is, they tend to reinterpret their own rules heavily later on as they see fit, because it's left ambiguous enough in the corpus to allow it. instead it really becomes a game of technicalities and inventing retarded levels of philosophical wanking just to say "uhh, we're not doing that anymore, okay??". i suppose islam is somewhat of an exception because the quran is quite short and a rather monolithic work. but the hebrew bible, new testament, rabbinical and church traditions, etc, they've just been playing a game of making new shit up for thousands of years and then saying it was always the case and just restoring/refining the original teachings. like a lot of atheists get it wrong when they say translated dozens of times, that's not really the issue, the issue is actually of context loss and confusion from people not even being able to tell if something is or isn't consistent, so you get one guy saying "god told us to stone the fags" and another saying "god told us to love the fags and pray for them" and then another saying "actually god loves it when you're lgbt" because none of these people can even agree on how to interpret this shit
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>>42590477
the quran is basically pastoral goat herders screaming that you will go to hell and killing you for drinking beer and reproducing (WHICH THEY CALL FORNICATING) with big titty white women that they covet for themselves..
marriage needs to be done away with. we have to return to our primal roots and reclaim the power that was domesticated out of us by these christians, muslims and jews..
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>>42590490
yea and all these bitter women are guilty of engaging the propaganda of the enemy and joining them in opposition to the divine masculine. they have no fear of hell.
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>>42590532
Make a tulpa.
Problem solved.
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Omnissiah is near.
The wizard is never late, nor he is early. He came precisly when he means to.
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>>42588850
You know that's what god probably would look like to a shallow person.
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>>42590532
"The old world is dying, and the new world struggles to be born: now is the time of monsters." - Antonio Gramsci
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>>42590768
"filthy mongrels are born to repeat the cycle of retardery"
-adolf nigger
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>>42590303
Kill people is bad
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>>42590677
how does one do so
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>>42588671
a bot retard doesnt need God. thankfully you'll cease to exist soon LOL
>>42588684
>>42588690
>>42588697
another bot retard that wont exist soon :D

i cant reply to all you fucktards but if you had comments that lined up with these 4 idiot programs, just know you're just as retarded. OP is a bot faggot program polluting /x/ like many other faggot executables.
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>>42590756
Well, Her name is literally Shallow Vernal.
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>>42591262
Here you have how: >>42575336
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>>42588671
>tortures me through car number plates

damn, so it's not just me......
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>>42593604
Tell us how it works.
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>>42589008
This drawing is from a leftist Brazilian who promote cuckoldry too...
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>>42588933
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>>42593804
You are lying, it is from neolibertarian nazi Argentinian who promote spitting on dualistic genetalistic anons.



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