>>42588768
nah we are here the long run to suffer

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Nobody cares. People will just capitalize off of it by making dancing greenscreen tiktoks with footage of people being abducted by the fae in the background

>>42588768
I wish they would abduct the rioters.
You may not be accustomed to this in USA but soccer fans are retarded thugs who always riot after every match. No matter which team wins, no matter if they riot for anger or riot for joy, they have to riot and burn cars. And of course this has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that soccer fans are mostly blacks and arabs.

>Psychic
>Brazilian
>Woman
At least 3 reasons not to give a flying fuck

>>42588768
Nothing will happen. Ask me how I know

>>42588968
Sports rioters exist in the US, they’re just localized to Philadelphia.

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>>42589126
And New York
Those two cities are toxic

Calling it "soccer" is a widely known singn of low test or fagottism.
Beware of flying dicks raping your mouth anon

>>42588768
Behind the wild stories about soccer-loving grey aliens and lizard people, Vó Bahiana is actually a high impact, shrewd digital influencer and "professional" spiritualist who has turned internet sensationalism into a massive media empire.

Her public persona is a calculated blend of traditional Brazilian folklore and modern viral marketing.

To her devoted followers, she is an empathetic, deeply spiritual guide who has spent decades offering personal readings. To the wider internet and the shitposters, she is a master class in prediction and metaphysical connection. Someone who discovered that predicting a lizard-person invasion right before a massive soccer match is the ultimate way to stay relevant.

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>>42588768
Literally not my problem. In fact, if they love sportsball that's probably good for us since it means we're more likely to be held captive for entertainment rather then being slaughtered like cattle.

Don't forget, you're here forever.

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>>42589350
Wait are they the lizard variety of aliens? I thought it would be the greys.

I would have went to game if there is a chance I get kidnappened and forced to breed with a dommy mommy lizard girl.

>>42589347
i was like that for a long time then i did a research on the topic and i found that the original name of the sport was soccer and the americans just never cared to change it....

>>42589397
It, and American Football, are called that because in their origin they were played on foot which differentiated them from horseback sports like Polo.

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>>42588768
night night
keep your butthole tight

>>42588768
We are not in the happening timeline anon we are only presented by the what if but it will never happen

Either there’s another of this same thread or similar or all my posts were deleted. Curious

>>42588768

scotland - so and clt - son hand cult
brazil - bri z la - brit zap law (b>p)

That's what the aliens are mad about. They bet on Earthlings too, and the Earth betting syndicates have messed up their game. Britain is getting blasted with space lasers right now, and we will have our hottest day ever tomorrow.

>>42589381
>forced

>>42588768
Has this woman ever accurately predicted something?

>>42592006
Not yet.

13 hours left.
www.fifa.com/en/match-centre/match/17/285023/289273/400021455

can they abduct me already, i'm getting sick of this stupid fucking clown world. idgaf if they're just going to rape me everyday, even that would be preferable to what i'm going through now.

>>42589350
What’s her record regarding predictions? Has she ever successfully predicted even one non trivial happening?

I know virtually nothing about her but she doesn’t seem promising. Just your typical paranormal celebrity.

I’m hoping for excitement but not holding my breath. But at the same time I’m having a hard time completely dismissing it too.

>miami shopping mall incident
>tons of ufos in Brazil lately
>exactly 30 years since the virginha incident
>slow paced soft disclosure by US government
>tons of ufo sightings during soccer games
>some hollywood movie from over a decade ago predicting a similar paranormal event(tome travel I think) for this same game

A bit too many aligned events for me to laugh it off.

Praying for a happening.

>>42591299
Len Kasten is a 90IQ retard who should be killed

not long now

The end of the world begins in Miami. And afterwards things are gonna happen so fast you won't have time to process any of it. I hope all of you used the last decade wisely because I didn't

>alien spacecrafts land in Miami
>aliens proclaim absolute dominion over planet Earth
>alien leaders are explaining how humans are going to serve them forever
>suddenly a low rumbling starts getting closer and closer
>and closer
>it's Florida man
>no
>it's ALL THE FLORIDA MEN at the same time
>they're all on drugs. all the drugs at the same time. their hallucinations are so strong they're taking shape in physical reality
>they are all naked, covered in shit, some are wielding alligators as melee weapons, some have 4 set of teeth in their mouths, some of them are glowing
>the Florida men start tearing apart the aliens on the ground
>the aliens are taken completely by surprise, they try to get back to the ships
>the Florida men follow them
>the thing that happen on the ships cannot be described. Satan looks away muttering "oh god I didn't think you could do that". on God's empty throne there's a hastily handwritten sign that says "Fuck this shit, I'm out"
>most of the ships manage to takeoff but can't even break atmosphere, they start falling back down on Earth, most burn up during the descent.
>alien ships that remained in orbit start their FTL drives and get the fuck out.
nothing to worry about.

>>42588768
i'll be tuning in and lubing up

If we all get abducted we need a codephrase or something to find our fellow virgins.

>>42593705
>>42588768
Prophetic albums
This song comes to mind.
https://open.spotify.com/track/2hEK2IgbFVFs4ubsgqgYP9?si=u4PLmpuSSauL2YNUeTpkbQ

>>42588768
They mean illegal aliens from cuba abducting 705 drunk tourists to ransom back

>>42588968
>soccer fans
You are talking BULLSHIT and would know better if you were from europe. The guys you talk about are "ultras" - Another term for Hooligans. You fudking retard just showed how a low iq troll you are. Kys asap dumb fag.

>>42588768
vobahianaoficial_

https://www.instagram.com/reels/DZesWzQyrt9/

Guys, I’m going to tell you that I had another experience with the aliens invading the soccer field in Miami. And I could clearly see these players being carried away by the first ship that arrived. I was inside that ship. As that ship took off, the mother ship arrived—a much larger one. And it took thousands of people from the soccer field. I saw a lot of screaming, a lot of crying, a lot of tears, and a lot of suffering. I’m going to tell you that I’m really terrified because, well, this is the second time I’ve been dreaming about this again, and they’re saying that on the 24th something really bad is going to happen at that game, at that soccer field in Miami, in the United States—it’s really bad what I’m going through because I’m dreaming, and the dream is hurting my soul because the ship, at that moment, it’s as if the ship wants to save the players, okay? It’s as if something very bad were about to happen to the soccer players in that game on the 24th. And it’s scary, too, because I saw people screaming, I saw the panic, and there was nothing I could do, because I was inside the spaceship where I’d managed to save the players. But the 24th was a day that would go down in the history of Brazil, of the world, and it’s a game where—as I’m going to tell you—the aliens arrived, the invasion of two spaceships, and one of the ships was the mothership, so, I’m still scared right now; I haven’t been able to sleep again; I’m awake here.

Translated with DeepL.com (free version)

Game information - https://www.espn.com/soccer/match/_/gameId/760465/brazil-scotland
Brazil vs Scotland starts at 6PM EST today
Hard Rock Stadium, Miami Gardens, Florida, USA

Available on FOX
https://www.foxsports.com/soccer/fifa-world-cup-men-scotland-vs-brazil-jun-24-2026-game-boxscore-647666

>>42588768
My imitation say nothing will happen
At least till July

>>42594002
Good morning Sir!

>>42588993
>Psychotic
>Brazilian
>Woman

Now it makes sense.

I think the match is about to start, I really hope by the end of the game all of her 23 million followers will be shitting on this grifter bitch.
who am I kidding, people are retarded, brazilians are turboretarded, she might even get more followers.

>>42593895
Okay so, the aliens are supposed to be saving those soccer players is what I understood. If we assume, that something were to happen (an attack to the stadium let's say, by human or non-human sources), then it begs the question. Why would these aliens deign themselves to save those soccer players and not any other people? How much do they love soccer in space?

https://boards.4chan.org/sp/thread/155724475/scotland-vs-brazil-match-thread#bottom

45 minutes left. Maybe the 0 on the scoreboard by Scotland was the UFO

Well, we're waiting.

>>42592504
>Praying for a happening.

I should have prayed harder.
Not that I expected anything to happen but with all the ayy shit in Brazil and Miami, I wanted to believe. I'd have been so funny if it happened.

>>42588768
hue
the only thing getting anally something is the Scots

It's over she can post a new story where she is crying about how thankful she is that nothing ever happened

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>>42594573

Nothing. Again.

>>42591299
>>42592530
his books read like really bad sourcebooks for a 90s rpg about 90s tv conspiracies.

fastest way to destroy a career

Psychics are fake and gay.

it happened you just didn't see the real feeds

>>42592161
so she was retarded?

there were reports of closed airspace over the game and i've heard from inside sources that they had F-16s on standby in Miami. They 100% shot something down or at least gave enough of an appearance that 'nothing ever happens'.

psychics get their power from demons. That's why she is wrong. They are laughing at her

I shouldn't have quit my job

sorry guys. after procrastinating for years,
i finally started watching steins gate.
it's all my fault. i shifted us to no happenings timeline.
again, i sincerely apologize.

>>42594988
Correct. 88 dubs of eternus.

It's weird that even normies knew about this random prediction
makes me think there's something DEEPER to it

oh look another alien disclosure prediction that didn't come true
oh well there will be plenty more

>>42595589
It means the absolute opposite. If normalfags are involved in any aspect, it is not deep. It just means they are trying to make normalfags flood ALSO the fringesphere, just like they did to the whole internet, so they can bring their globohomo rules along and control the last remains of fringe society.

The people abducted were watching the scotland vs Brazil game on tv. Her vision was correct but interpreted incorrectly. The earthquakes were covers for mass trafficking events. Those people will never be found.

>>42596660
You're so embarrassingly stupid it's remarkable.

>>42596707
Say it to my face nigger

maybe she was having a vision of the earthquake in venezuela. over 100k dead

Wait, nothing happened?
I am shocked.

>>42588768
How are you feeling, retard OP? Its football by the way.