...before CERN's Large Hadron Collider screwed everything up and put us in this version of reality, existence, and events we're in now?Because I was born in 2006 and am still a virgin to this day so I wouldn't know either way.
>>42593042It was different before 2012??Goddamn it!
>>42593052Was it? Because that's what I'm asking. I mean, you didn't hear people before 2012 calling sex "overrated" (which I take it to mean pleasure and sensation wise), did you? So surely that means that was another good thing CERN took away from all of us.
>>42593061Unfortunately, I don't know. I was in middle school then and the first time I had sex was in 2018. That said, I do think it's overrated now. My working theory has been that it's a combination of "been there, done that" and the constant dopamine hits from videogames and technology.We really live in Hell.
>>42593109Well luckily for me I'm not that much of a gamer or gaming enthusiast. I sort of outgrew that a long time ago. And I don't care, I still want to try it at least once (sex I mean). I tried "sour grapesing" it (saying that it's probably overrated anyways) trust me. It doesn't work.
I can still hear the slorplap slorplap slorplaps and feel the squeezed bags of silicone of 2007Then 2014 was the last time I had sex, and it didn’t feel any different really, just with a different woman. She was a bit older and skinnier than the firstNow I’m living the wise old man in a cave archetype. Having sex with a women is kind of gay if you think about it. I’d rather just knock it out by myself and get on with my day
>>42593140Masturbation doesn't feel like anything physically. What are you talking about you fuckwit?
Before 2012 four in Roman numerals used to be written as IV not IIII :(
>>42593140what a retarded post
>>42593197What's retarded about it, anon?
>>42593203wise men don't masturbate
>>42593149>>42593197>>42593206judge not lest ye be judged, asshats. Go back to your containment general
>>42593197This is /x/, is it not? I should be allowed to ask questions relating to the paranormal and unexplained.
>>42593042every single girl I've had sex with either doesn't exist or straight up refused to recognize me , WTF NIGGERS did they jump dimensions specifically to revirginize me ??? I'm fucking losing it i'll crash out istg
>>42593211I fear not judgement.
they made it feel better than ever before, that's why people are having more sex today and that's why it hurts way more today that you can't have any.
>>42593262So the "sexlessness crisis" supposedly going on today is a lie?
>>42593344it's actually getting worse as well, more and more people are going to be having sex with only the top percentile leaving the rest to fight for breadcrumbs. inadvertently it also hurts so much more when you aren't in the chosen group who gets to have sex.
>>42593350Do you know this from actual, personal experience? Because the stats claim women are just as lonely and untouched as the guys are.
>>42593061>you didn't hear people before 2012 calling sex "overrated"You absolutely did. Well, not you personally obviously, but people were saying this since forever probably.t. born in 1990
>>42593344>>42593355Don't listen to this deranged namefag. Don't even interact with this creature.
>>42593382Really? Where? Because I haven't seen it.
>>42593061>Was it? Because that's what I'm asking. I mean, you didn't hear people before 2012 calling sex "overrated" (which I take it to mean pleasure and sensation wise), did you? So surely that means that was another good thing CERN took away from all of us.I aint listening to a retarded whiny virginThis feels like a migga biscuit post
>>42593042Sex used to be white, now it's orange.
Namenigger containment thread
The LHC was turned on specifically to make sex feel gay and lame which is why nobody does it anymore. And now the world is suffering because sex sucks.
>>42593042CERN's Large Hardon Collider?Sounds gay
>>42593115I support you, brother. If you believe that you are worthy of women, they will too. But it must be genuine.
>>42593382Yea but only women who slept with guys ever said it, now everyone says it.
>>42593042In 2012 women have dicks and fucked men pussies, but then come CERN and destroy everything!
>>42593854>In 2012 women have dicks and fucked men pussiesoldfag herecan confirm ^^^^
>>42593197What a retarted you
>>42594036Man I miss Isabella. Filled me up like no other.
My problems have existed long before that!Never had a normal good life but everything got worse in 2020 and then exponentially worse in 2025 though.
>>42593042bags of sand
>>42593355i wouldn't be tortured with it if it wasn't, also women aren't actually lonely. they're simply chadsexual and will only go for the top percentile.
>>42593042Sort of squishy and very fun. I also had a much harder penis that lasted much longer hard. The last time I got laid was on Zarklon 9 in the Remus Destinbular star system, but you don't want me to get into that....
