If you're not careful and you noclip out of Mom's basement in the wrong areas, you'll end up in the Outdoors, where it's nothing but the scent of fresh, colorful flowers, the madness of sunlight, the endless background noise of wind sweeping across grassy fields, and approximately six million square miles of naturally formed lush gardens to be trapped in.God save you if you hear something chirping around nearby, because it sure as hell has spotted you.
>>42619533There are no walls. No ceilings. No Wi-Fi.The trees provide shelter, the rivers provide water, and the fruit provides food.Some washed-up writer keeps calling it a "groundbreaking reimagining of civilization" in hopes a studio will buy the script.The Outdoors has everything you need. It has no reason to ever let you leave.
>>42619533I was chased by a god damn bobcat that nearly got me when I went for a walk.
>>42619533Leave the fear in mom’s basement and you might be ok. You ended up there for a reason. A good reason. Not to be scared and reject everything they’re trying to teach you.
>>42619751This is no joking matter. I'm just glad you made it out alive. There are many more terrors lurking in the Outdoors, some of which include:>Minority families minding their own business.>Females with autonomy.>Open job listings.>High school bullies with a higher social standing than yourself.>Therapists that feed on you opening up emotionally.Some of these entities engage in bizarre rituals, such as running for no apparent reason, covering their unnaturally slender bodies in sweat, and willingly drinking the same liquid that comes out of the toilet. They remain completely unaware that there is no greater purpose in life than having the same arguments with strangers online, over and over again.>>42619784Every trail ends at the same conclusion: I need a producer, not a therapist.
>>42619751Just a bobcat?You let a bobcat push you around?
>>42619533Take me back to windows xp
>>42620055>Minority families minding their own business.>Females with autonomy.
EPIC POST put me in the screencap before hollywood snatches this up for a movie
>>42620115https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhqB0IzbPXA
>>42619533One motherfucker did this in town. He touched grass and lived a relatively fulfilling life.
>>42622455If an animal tries something like that with you, simply poke them in the eyes. Their eyes are very sensitive like ours so they don’t like to get poked
>>42622854Nice try, archon. No such thing ever happened.
>>42622854Im sorry for your loss Anon, there are many such cases of poor souls ending up doing gay shit like spending time with their girlfriends they find in the Outdoors.>>42622866yea sure try poking a wild animal that has claws. you gonna get one of your main arteries get sliced before geting anywhere near their soft spots. Humanoid woman in the Outside are said to be capable of doing this as well.
>>426228738+ billion people suggest otherwise. Or did you think babies were delivered by storks?
What's not to love about the outdoors.Fresher air, peaceful ambience, the sun and moon... It's a gift.
