>be me>be theoretical physicist>dicking around with work on higher spatial dimensions>a lot of math and bullshit, too much to go into>more a hobby than work, the stuff I was doing, but not totally unrelated>just have my own questions and personal interest in that kind of stuff>sitting up one night working on shit into the wee hours>wind up tired as fuck and getting nowhere, so fuck this, go to bed>the second I lie down and close my eyes I have epic epiphany and instantly wide awake>I know how to move in a higher spatial dimension>the trick is you can never know which one due to quantum bullshit but if you don't care which then it becomes possible due to a lot of shit cancelling out>figure I can do it myself at home>tell nobody at work>get the necessary hardware>try it with inanimate objects>try it with my mother's cat>even tried a 4D rotation, (mirror flipping a 3D object)>couldn't flip it back in time before it died due to chirality issues>bad timing due to odd bug that inflated a database on my C: Drive uncontrollably>started crashing and having issues>took me a while to figure out the root cause and fix>I should have done it quicker>honestly I was also curious about effects of R-chirality on cat>felt guilty about it after>figure out early on that space-time relationship applies to other dimensions too>one time dimension common to all spatial dimensions>find I have to move through the one extra space dimension and the time dimension simultaneously to move at all>but in higher dimensions both directions of time are just as easily accessible>some higher dimensions are highly compressed so you can move through a lot of time a lot quicker>use this to go back to see if Jesus exists>He does>He looks very much like depictions you see>He spots me in crowd easily despite me disguised in local period garb>singles me out and says we need to talk privately>He knows who I am, where I'm from, everything>He even knows about the cat>(cont ... )
>>42620263(cont ... )>drop to my knees overwhelmed saying, "Lord! Lord! ... ">He stops me and explains He is like me. A dimensional traveller.>though not exactly like me>He's not from the future or some shit>He's from our 3D world at all>He's not even from the set of 'normie' higher dimensions I'm able to access>He's from an even set of infinite spatial dimensions>at least He said that's the best He could explain it to me>an unseen realm 3Dfags would think of as 'Heaven'>we talked for a long time about a lot of things>dude was an impossibly likeable dude>overwhelming as I said is the only way I can describe it>He just knows (you) and talks to you on your level in every possible way>He just understands (you), the way you think, the way you talk, even quirks in your sense of humour>then once I asked Him everything I could think of He stands up and tells me I have to go back now>tells me not to worry about anything that everything is going to work out great>that His Kingdom is coming to this world and just to have faith and believe in Him>travelling through higher space and time requires hardware to generate a field, you need some kind of device to do it>He didn't have one that I could see>He just raised His hand and sent me back>As He did so an I was in a dimension where I shouldn't have even been able to hear it I hear Him say>"And by the way, I forgive you for the cat.">I find myself back in my garage on the floor crying with a joy I never even knew was possible>blubbering like a bitch at what I'd just experienced>I lay there knelt over my forehead against the floor for a long time>suddenly I felt something wet on my temple>a cat's tongue licking me>now I know why JC gets the big bucks>amazing dude
>materialist jew cuckstopped reading there
>>42620263Are you a failed script writer?
>>42620263if you flipped any living organism on the 4th dimension it'd spell the end of the world because no living being's immune system could defend against a flipped bacteria, but they could eat pm anything with no issue.
yet another retarded larper who thinks himself witty
>>42620263>>42620270You should know exoteric truths before splashing in the shallows of esoteric jargon. I feel that you owe the word dimension an apology, frankly.
I forgive you all, just as Jesus generously forgives us.
>>42620263>>be me>>be theoretical physicistNope
I’ve seen Jesus in person. He didn’t speak to me. I think your lying.
>>42621067I know it sounds crazy. It just turns out to be a lot simpler than you'd think. Try to understand.Really think about it. You can travel any direction in three spatial dimensions freely, why should it be so hard to travel in time in any direction, or in extra spatial dimensions? Turns out it isn't actually. That you're only limited by your perception to three at a time. What do you think Lorentz Contraction is? Do you doubt that is real?But you don't need to move at the speed of light if you use a field to change your dimensional 'orientation' to exchange one of your usual spatial dimensions with an extra dimension orthogonal to the usual three. Easier said than done, but that's literally all there is to it. Once you've made that change you can just move as easily as you can walk across a room, (though that does require some careful measured motion to get the desired effect).
>>42621088>you're
>>42620263>>42620270>>42621138DId he wash your feet naked or try to fuck you in the ass?
>I met JesusTell him i say hi!
>>42621138If you're a professional physicist explain the maths. We can only perceive time moving forward at a set pace. Moving your body through 4D spacetime would require your cells to "age" forwards and backwards freely, expanding and contracting through existence like a parabolic sphere. I'm sure Jesus can do it but you cannot.
>>42620263No you didn’t. He’s a man made myth and never existed. Take your meds.
>>42623792>inbred schizo kike projecting once again
>>42620452I’d say he’s a very successful one.
>>42623110Time doesn’t actually pass and all events last forever. “Compressed so you can cover time quicker” is an expression of this. The writer knows quite a bit about what he’s talking about.
>>42620263>the necessary hardwareWhich is what?
Drilling a hole on spacetime would require more energy than is practical or likely possible This is on par with stirring up a dry vortex in the middle of the ocean using nothing but a boat oar. Theoretically possible but impossible in practical terms. Perhaps op had a stroke of genius and figured out a solution but I’d want an explanation before I can accept this an anything but a great thread I enjoyed this. Thanks for sharing
>>42623967I am guessing an electromagnetic array and a dedicated nuclear reactor. Possibly a 1000 petawatt laser
