Sometimes I wish Christian God was real.
Nope, Christianity is just a giant NPC pig pen.
>>42642649What makes you think Jesus is not who he said he was?
>>42642675I have no idea what Jesus said or who he may have claimed to be. Why should I trust the gospels to be accurate accounts when they don't even agree with each other?
>>42642649Why do you want God to be owned by Christianity?
>>42642649I have fantastic news for you, anon.
>>42642649I've got some good news
>>42642649Ive done egregious sinning lately and felt pretty down on myself. I called upon Jesus and he put this cool loving feeling in my heart. I dunno man, I don't know how it all works but Jesus was there for me in my lowestIt just feels like a million miles ahead to be a better man right now
>>42642649HOURLY REMINDER: there is no god, jesus never existed and when you die it will be nothingness for eternity!
>>42643949Imagining the kind of guy who would make sure to post this on the paranormal board of 4chan hourly
>>42642755the christ is the drug that puts the god in jesus. better listen to what he says.https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=MPHyR92MQic&ra=m
>>42643956Imagine believing that a blond faggot walked on water, turned it in to wine, and rose from the dead defying all laws of nature and physics. You should kys and see if he’s real (he’s not). Make sure to live stream it and report back on your findings.
>>42643949God necessarily exists as the coordinating system of knowledge.
>>42643949Those are nothing but outrageous lies promoted by zionist scum. They had two thousands years to repent but instead they keep spreading lies and committing atrocities. They deserve nothing but obliteration.
>>42643899>>42643909What, do you have some sort of proof of the existence of your God?
>>42642652Fucking this, Goetia is the truth. (MY truth anyway.)
>>42642649What redpilled me was when every Catholic Church just about in the USA imported a really black African priest who could barely speak English. But they were supposed to teach us the Bible. I think the catholic leaders don’t want whites to believe anymore.
>>42644542I'm East Asian and I *never* believed, no matter how badly they tried to force me to believe. You can take my Jesus card and I'll take that (oh so sexy!) Satan card away from you, post haste.
