Can I get a spooky story and greentext thread? Tired of reading larps and delusions.
>>42646300This one was posted pretty recently. I think OP made a website too.>ywn have a slug make sweet noises as it curls up in your arms
>>42646300isn't there a thread still up right now?
>>42646300This is a jewish hollywood writer that is too lazy to do his job. Do not reply.
>>42647590I fucking wish
>once upon a time a midnight dreary...
>>42646300>Tired of reading larps and delusions.What do you think greentexts are, OP?
>>42648462God this is such kino shit. I wish the board was more about telling stories to eachother instead of retarded schizo theories
>>42648562I can see your tiny little hat.
>>42648576I'm not a gnome
>>42648462I don't think all greentexts are larps.You can tell that many are full of shit, though. I won't share the "tells" that show which are bullshit because people will change how they write.
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I can tell you a personal story, nothing too extraordinary really, nothing like >>42648462 but fucked, why not?I saw a real ghosts/shadow people one time. For a few months something curious happened without any explanation or sign in the house of my mom's bf. When there was nobody home or everyone was in the yard, if you looked inside the house, especially the kitchen you could see two long black masses moving erratically from one side to the other, which I can describe as a dense dark cloud, black hole-like, because it was as if it were pure black that was superimposed on any shape or color, I remember this because as they passed behind the window frame I could see how this wood was "consumed" by the black, like when you put your hand in front of a very bright light and the light tries to gather between your fingers. When someone got too close or tried to enter the house, they would simply disappear and they don't reappear for a few days.My mom's friend's family tried to take pictures of this, but these things didn't appear in the films (this was during the first half of the 2000s), so they stopped trying and eventually the shadows disappeared, just gone.And that's it, nothing happened in that house before this incident, nothing like those shitty ARGs where everything escalates, no poltergeist activity, no deaths, or some kind of bad luck or cursed, just shadows moving around for a period of time.
>>42648562>mommy I wish these shizos would stop questioning my fundamental belief systems I thought are carved in stone
>>42649337I do try to avoid bullshit greentexts. if I wanted to read shitty larps I'd go to r/nosleep. i'm on /x/ to read the real shit, and the schizos of couse. I want a healthy diet of schizo theories and true greentexts
>>42653067That's a cute Nothing-man!
I've only got a short one. A year ago, I was driving home from my (now ex) girlfriend's house, who lives an hour away from me. It was around 2:30 AM, and I was listening to some podcast. The route I take home after pulling off of the interstate is basically a bunch of backroads without any streetlights, so aside from my headlights, it was pitch black. As I made a turn, off in the distance, my headlights caught some flesh-shaped blob that seemed to be floating from right to left. Before I could even question what I just witnessed, my headlights caught it again on the left side of the street. I was driving at like 30mph so I could brake in time to not hit anything, and I saw that the thing I saw was a man. He had a bald head, but a hairy body, and he wasn't wearing a shirt. Not like sasquatch-level hairy, judt a typical middle aged man amount. He kinda looked like picrel. It was dark enough that he might have been completely naked and I was just barely spared the sight of his junk. He still seemed to be gliding along the ground, his body language not seeming to correlate with his movement. He was only in my headlights for a split second. After driving about 100 feet away was my next turn, and as I slowed down for my turn, I stopped and looked in my rear view mirror to see if he was still there. Like I said before, it was completely dark outside except foe my headlights, so I saw nothing. Then I realized "I probably shouldn't stick around and find out what his deal is" so I floored it and got the hell away from him.I don't think he was a spook. I'm positive he was just a methhead out for a methead's idea of an evening stroll. But it was still really unsettling when it happened. The guy moved around so unnaturally. This experience is also one of the things that inspired me to finally start carrying too.
>>42656699Same anon. This story, while it was scary to me at the time, is pretty mundane when I tell it now. But I do have one experience from when I was a child that's a bit creepier, and less explainable. I was 9 years old, if I remember correctly. It was summertime, and my dad was in the hospital because of complications with diabetes. Since there was no school, I was up super late. I was in the living room with my mom and little sister, who had fallen asleep on the couch together. I wanted to stay up and watch TV, but whenever I turned the TV on, my mom got mad at me and told me to go to bed.I wasn't tired in the slightest, so I just tried to wait until my mom was in deep enough sleep where I could turn on the TV and watch it at a low enough volume where she wouldn't yell at me. While I was sitting there, it was so quiet. Ear-ringingly quiet. Suddenly, out of nowhere, I heard clear as day the sound of my dad cackling like a maniac. Imagine Vincent Price's evil laugh from Thriller. It 100% was my dad's voice. But he was still at the hospital overnight, so it wasn't him. And I know I wasn't dreaming. Idk if it was my mind playing a trick on me, or if it was some kind of spirit trying to taunt me. It didn't wake up my mom or sister, so whatever it was probably didn't originate from the physical plane.I never mentioned it to my dad when he came home. And he's no longer with us, so I won't get the chance.
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>>42646300God I have so many>Be me, living in a new house with lots of roommates>First night, mattress on floor of bedroom didn't even have a bed frame yet >Wake up in the night and a shadow man is sitting at the foot of the bed, arm bent on knee and chin on hand, like the thinking man statue>Wasn't scared? Just saw it and went back to sleep>Months later roommate next door says she keeps seeing a shadow ghost in her room sitting on her desk, same pose as in my room>I move into that room months later, never saw it again>Pissed in my dresser when I was drunk though
>>42656569I agree on what you say about greentexts friend
>>42646300>Drink homemade alcohol>Cant finish it so i leave the glass at my bedside table>Go to sleep>Wake up at 3 pm>It gone :O
>>42657916I post a lot of stuff.. my personal experience with several things.People can't help but to imagine that they have already seen everything that exists and no one has seen anything beyond their own experiences.. some people sperg out and start accusing the simple truth as being larp. Simple truth but not necessarily simple material.I have not seen anyone compile my posts in gree text but then I have not used any name to clarify my presence in several years.. and never used a trip.I have experiences with many types of things.. some only a small amount of encounters with but it doesn't take much to get from doubt to certainty.
>Booh!
