Tell me your second deepest wish and/or wishes. Good sign: you might have a way to grant it yourself. Bad sign: anyone within 3 blocks could easily grant itI'll respond with a high degree of magical nuance(you will notice a pattern)
I wish this thread didn't exist
>>42652442Open yourself to time travel(nonmystic option: have someone else create filters for you)
>>42652428I wish I could enter the spirit world and never come back here.
>>42652470Open yourself to any deeply fae series/world (Gensokyo/whatever) and close every part of yourself you want to take with you to the present realm of experience.
>>42652428You're back? How are you doing?
>>42652513I never leave. Closing all the tabs does not stop me from dreaming. Eventually my work should intersect everyone who is open to it.>How are you doing?Not much worse than however it was when you last heard from me
>>42652428I wish I had enough money to never work again while living comfortably and free of debt.
Interesting thread. I wish to win 6 numbers at the lottery
>>42652545Open yourself to the possibility of five rich or otherwise greedy people in your nearby locality dying soon.>>42652548Open yourself to the tumbling, feel each combination, let go of the suffering pushing for a desperate late-in-the-day miracle
>>42652526I'll take that as a "I'm doing well, friend".
>>42652563> let go of the suffering pushing for a desperate late-in-the-day miracleI think I know what you mean with that specific line. I'll work on the tumbling thing. Thank you! I'll come back to tell you once I win
>>42652580Sweet deal. All it really would take to convince /sci/ is a post showing the winning numbers like 7-18 hours in advance. My suggestion is to NOT put a timestamp on any pic, letting the moment it was posted act as the critical record(Since only a tremendous faggot would keep the win all to themselves.)
>>42652491Do I owe you anything for this advice?
>>42652597Understood.The win will help many people in many ways so I'll avoid being a termendous faggot
>>42652603Oh, no. Certainly not. My strategy for all isekai is the same one I use for time travel: I help you in your timeline when I can, you help me in my timeline when you can. It either balances out as post-scarcity or something went horribly wrong and we should definitely talk about it
>>42652616Sounds fair.
>>42652428I want to get married with a fae woman. How do I do this?
>>42652684Keep a running count of everyone around you, sorting them into one of three buckets, for each of the characters in the OP pic. Everything you do from now on is to bring one world closer to another: getting married to your second pick is far from gutter territory
>>42652428>second deepest wishOrdering qualitatives sends me into vexation but I tried.SP, I wish for a tour of the local out-of-bounds knowledgeable but unintrusive guidance.
>>42652700Okay. What happens when I sort everyone?
second deepest? um, that's toughhow do i improve at astral travel, lucid dreaming, and the like? is there hope for me to find guidance?
>>42652805EhhhhhHHhhhhhhHhhhHhhhHHHhhhu, it changes the dynamic when you make it all formal and everything. I can't refuse a public wish. Also it would get construed as an insult to my honor if we pawned it off on some other granter.Anon avoiding vexation, I shall grant you this one wish!
>>42652835Why are you obligated to grant this wish? Should everyone else write formally?
>>42652809What, like, everyone everyone? I have no idea what kind of record it would set, Ram would like get sister-supportive mad jealous. Just everyone around you is enough to get energy shifting.>>42652834What you can reach with guidance is a far cry smaller than what realms you can reach of a volition all your own. Consider the analogy of a team scuba dive. Preparing a voyage up front requires experience which might lead to different dangers rather than averting one entirely.>>42652848Yeah if you want things to go full-on genie haywire. I don't even guarantee it for certain would not involve multiple anons getting pulled in to cover up for my own hesitation at granting various wishes
>>42652835Formality is a rarity for me, but wishes are something with which I engage pretty solemnly. I thank you for what you do, it's kind of my dream job lol
>>42652883That's fine. The noble anon will get a good wish, while the wicked person, me, gets screwed over. That's part of the fairy tale. SmoothPorcupine, I wish for the trickiest wife the fae world has to offer.
I wish for enough material wealth to be secure.
I wish for amazing coincidences and opportunities to happen to me regularly, in other words I wish that my luck drastically improves and that i become an extremely lucky person.
>>42652428I wish to be the most POWERFUL, GREATEST, and MOST HIGHEST archangel Cherubim with superpowers and superabilities like time travel, shapeshifting, teleportation, vast knowledge, etc.
>>42652933Oh, well this one is easy. "Buyer beware: what makes sense to you is making sense to me; if it secures you, it sets me free."The part where secure gets defined is then your 'fine print' equivalent. You would expect an average writer to twist it in favor of their selected moral outcome.
this is a very interesting thread concept i wish for the power to turn into a giant, musclebound human/animal hybrid of some manner
>>42652946>phenomenal cosmic power>itty bitty living space
>>42652883>What you can reach with guidance is a far cry smaller than what realms you can reach of a volition all your own.i suppose that's true but i'm also unsure of my own capabilities. maybe it's bad of me to seek guidance but i sometimes feel like i just need aid
>>42652428Can you give me back my soul? You said I lost it for lying.
>>42652980You can believe your arms and legs are paralyzed. You can believe your twitching eyes are just encumbered with too much chemical activity for real control. You can believe every single impulse in your entire nervous system is merely the result of habit and each has gone beyond your acuity long ago. You can even believe all your dreams are the result of structure long pressed into the grand architecture of nature. You can believe...Up to the point of actual consciousness. Don't tell me you lack the fundamental capacity to experience. Astral dimensions come as valid forms of experience whether believed or not
>>42653018I don't remember saying this, link me the post or mention it in another thread; whichever makes you feel more connected to anything you consider real.
>>42653038https://archive.4plebs.org/x/thread/41122158/#q41211815I believe this is you.
>>42652962Open every aspect of your psyche and physique to this new possibility. Use BNA for additional inspiration
>>42652428I wish the thing which knew itself to be I would cease to exist.
>>42653030>Up to the point of actual consciousness. Don't tell me you lack the fundamental capacity to experience.NTA but I truly wish that part of me would die.
>>42653071Oh yeah, it was. The short form name is not really something I understand fully for now, though I can offer advice. A lot was going on in Mig's thread, and I was working to defend magic more than anything.Current advice: the cost only incurs if one does persist in the harm. Calling a lie can often stop it in its tracks without doing any further harm.>>42653018It is returned as the truth was learned; >>42652577>>(4265 2919..2933..2944)Mystic whiplash if I were to try getting these three granted in order @_@
>>42653131is my wish not valid or something? Ive asked twice...
>>42653079I'm trying to avoid the /main/ wish any anon has on purpose, though this will come true since apparently I can very easily distribute luck like this.
>>42653148not my /main/ wish
>>42653131Thank you for my soul and the warning.
>>42653155All the more then; you know which manner of opportunity is your ideal.
>>42653030>Don't tell me you lack the fundamental capacity to experience.i don't think i lack it, or at the very least hope i don't lack it. i just feel lost sometimes and not in a good wayi'll keep practicing i suppose. keep reaching further and further in curiosity. truthfully speaking i'm not even sure what my first most desired wish is>>42653131>@_@holy fuck i thought i was the only person who used that as an emoticon
>>42652428How many wishes can I make? Can I grant wishes?
>>42654063Some wishes are actually simple. I once got a T-shirt from a nearby wish.Literally each of my dreams just now are a season 4 for Travelers. ( ' <> ' )
>>42652428Second deepest is to be basically olympic in body, mind and will.A paragon of male capacity
>>42654115You can't grant your own wishes? I wish your wishes came true, wish granter.
>>42652428My second deepest wish(s): to drop my maladaptive conditioning & amnesia and be able to discern truth from lies.
>>42654195I'll go with paragon for the moment. Open yourself to the idea any one quirk from MHA is actually possible under some physics. One for all is literally just "Peak condition" from the power listing wiki.>>42655083I made this thread with intent for more people to have access to some manner of means to grant [their own] wishes, I'd end up making a different thread if it were protesting an arbitrary limit in the process of granting any.>>42655774Yeah alright it might get difficult here. A lot of moving parts when the goal is truth rather than all the stuff sourced from imagination.
I wish to travel back in time to prevent someone from ruining my life or that person fixes it (no one else can fix it).I want to travel through time. But I don't regret anything. I did the best I could with the information I had. I want to do it again with what I know now.That was my first wish. My second wish is to die, but I can't find a good way.
>>42655774>>42656292>>42656299I feel like there is a connecting thread here. Even if I don't know the specifics of any given situation, the truth is... you can take a step closer to your goal. ...just sounds like cold reading, since nobody would post if everyone had their current desires met.The truth to time travel for instance is not even necessarily relevant. Getting all the relevant parties in the present to agree can potentially make the current world /feel/ closer to what-should-have-beenExcept making things appear equal does not always translate... into something real/true. Right now it is easy for me to think the universe is watching, putting forth 3 distinct portions of causality along different paths to `query` an intersection, which really seems like it should exist, as each of the parts already do... affect the world.I dunno right now except the lattermost post is a pretty direct reference to FLCL
>>42652428I wish for a comfortable stress free life for my brother and sister and I want all of their current problems to be resolved in a satisfying manner.
>>42656731>all of their current problems to be resolved in a satisfying manner.*quickly resolved
>>42656166I should find a way to grant wishes. Maybe living on magical welfare is not a great life strategy.
>>42656802I mean, among possible kinds of welfare ...>>42656731Depending on how well you're coached, this really seems like one you could grant yourself. Make time if you have to
http://youtube.com/watch?v=yxgdwVKS_RE^ surprisingly grounding
I wish I could go to another reality.
>>42659011Open yourself to it. Make room for the new
>>42652428>(you will notice a pattern)What is it?
>>42652949How should I rephrase this? I was trying to not be greedy.Could use the help, thanks.
>>42659519What do you expect anyone else thinks it is?>>42659803Opposite tack: you SHOULD think greedily when wishes are the question
>>42652428I wish I didn't have to deal with the monkey's paw effect/bad luck when manifesting
>>42660301The pattern is probably "open yourself to manifesting your desires".
>>42652428I wish I had terminal inoperable esophageal cancer
>>42660301Noted, I want to win the powerball full jackpot then.
>>42660331Open your mind to the hope implicit in the universe>>42660344Nothing so specific>>42660771Already wished early on, you just have to out-psych one other anon for now
>>42660809As a backup plan ill settle for the luck day lotto jackpot!
>>42660809I really don't know the pattern.
Bro what kind of LARP is this? I really wish I knew...
>>42662815When I first ran into an occultist on IRC all those years ago, they introduced reality bending through festivals/recreations, live-action anything was potentially magical in my understanding from the very beginning.
My 2nd deepest with is becoming heterosexual.
Why do you give people hope that won't come true, like every time before? Of all those "in need," how often have you encountered anyone who was dissatisfied with someone who received something "incredible"?I just feel sad about this... (and my wishes will not become reality, it's just an observation of all the past times I've discussed them with someone)
>>42662830Actually that's very interesting. Using LARP to manifest things into reality makes sense, but at the same time it seems like a "fake it til you make it" approach. Although it might be useful, given that acting on a thought, even by talking about it with someone, seems to be better than simply having it and keeping it to yourself.But again, if the LARP isn't confronted with reality, how can you differentiate what you're trying to manifest between a real skill and simply delusion? This is also something I wish to know. Sending a cute cat picture as payment for your services
>>42652428I hope I don't bleed wishes into each other...I think my second deepest wish is to detach from relationships I feel beholden to, to be self-sufficient without giving myself away.
what goes on here?
>>42652428Mr. Porcupine, I would like the Earth to have an event causing a fraction of the population to gain powers (with mine being a strong power like power duplication)
>>42662882No need to avoid bleed. Look one wish earlier for example:>>42662880Contrarily, not knowing is part of what gives the art value. Rather than existing in a finite time and place, you mix with what was, what might, what shouldly. Even this post does kind of exist with a hidden hinge, in the fact 'normally' was already present in the autocomplete list despite lacking meaning for most contentTo me, it is a way of invoking quantum scaffold, manifold, or even voidfold. Depending on your desire to exist elsewhere, you could even echo off of a real monk somewhere.Don't be afraid to develop a talent for reaching into daydreams.>>42662879Your second wish CAN be to wish for more wishes. All I to do is subpoena the fairy who keeps running these games and confront the TRUE 'master of the situation'
>>42663961Scroll up, I already invoked MHA earlier, and it was created for exactly this plot line. (Literally: the opening describes your scenario)
>>42664676>fairy who keeps running these gamesWhere are they? I want to negociate with them so they can give me better games.
>>42662880Your artifact of tamed chaos, on a more thorough inspection, is much appreciated.
>>42652428I wish I was more resistant to physical damage, small cut from paper in particular.
>>42652428I wish for a person I've wronged to come back into my life. Her name is Carly and I completely dropped the ball with ny dream girl :(
>>42652428I wish I could feel true satisfaction and joy again. I don’t want to pretend anymore.
>>42663666Who, me? All we get here is basal sitting around the campfire telling scary stories to each other. Could hardly get closer to earth worship than good old fashioned paranormal truthing
>>42662882Form[`Engine[s_dev]`] kinda must show this aloud?
>>42652428I want to know your secrets
Hey. Just curious. What vibes do I give off?
alright. I want a good job that I enjoy, doing something I'm passionate about. I want a good circle of friends, and a good woman who get me and complement my personality. I want to feel happy and secure in my environment and my body.And I want this all to happen without any monkey paw bullshit.
>>42666200desperate
>>42652428I wish I had written a good screenplay already and to have finished college. Oh, and to own a some sort of luxury bag to carry my tendies in, that’d be sick. Love you btw
Third wish: a peaceful life without debt and with good fortune
Help OPi have been gambling on the world cup and all my picks have been wrong despite me getting syncronicities that told the results and some of them i did not understand or understood after the did.I want to augment my clairvoyant abilities for gambling on this and memecoins for i know i have the power (my feeling told me but I didn't listen) something is blocking it
>>42667440drop all pretense: each future is 50:50, until action adds parsimony.
I wish to be healed from schizophrenia. I need healing. My first wish is pretty big so I didn’t say it.
>>42667937Open your logic to closing everything and just doing whatever biological equivalent of a factory reset is closer to the thing you actually want.
>>42662880Truthfully though, this is just random advice. Actual service is currently something I refuse to accept payment for since the renting class deserve to have a path distinct from homelessness as wellYes, this was all just the magical equivalent of idle shitposting.
>>42652428I think I actually got married to a fae. She hasn't interacted with me, but I sense her. I know that she wants me to destroy the marriage through cheating or divorce so she can rightfully torture me.
Good afternoon, Mr. Porcupine. Could you help me with my health problems? Thank you.
>>42652428I wish to go back in time to be with my father and to save him from death.
>>42662879>won't come trueI start with a mention of people granting a wish for themselves on purpose.>>42663961>would likeJust a note: "I would like [it if...]" is different from the usual wishing form for a reason. Language which fails to engage its hypothetical, while acting timid or unassuming, comes across as not making the necessary assumption. Put simply, it is necessary to wish, to wish.Since I would like it too, we have to suspect at least one such hypothetical is actually valid.>>42664787I know at least one runs her own plane of existence. Rather than where she is, she IS "where">>42664930Open... uh, close your body to all forms of interaction which you do not create in your mind>>42664983NY - city of broken dreams
>>42665080Open your view to everything which will never question any idea of home you decide.>>42666193Open yourself to a very near-term form of interaction in this affair>>42667298Any alteration of past action will yield the same reply as given to the first anon who did ask.>>42666723Easy way to avoid magical clutter: get all of those things the ordinary way, since they are all mundane healthy desires to begin with>>42669630Generally, these are one of the hardest deals to produce remotely.
>>42670059>I know at least one runs her own plane of existence. Rather than where she is, she IS "where"Does she allow visitors in her domain?
>>42652428I wish that circumcision was never a thing.
>>42666723Again; good woman aside, these are all things you can do.>>42667403Just avoid hard work and almost everyone who claims it is respected even to this day.>>42669507You can consent purposefully too.>>42669706Accidents are easy to change, if it was a long term health issue you might end up spending a lot of time trying to rewrite it circumstantially.>>42670095Well yeah, it's half the point. Why fight currents in a river you didn't build?
>>42670119I allowed her to have all the cards and favorable terms so I can have this marriage. I love her for that.
>>42670119It was a health issue that left him vulnerable to an accident. There's also a bunch of small changes that I could make with hindsight to improve his life overall and to have helped him achieve his goals. He devoted so much to me and I never got the chance to help him achieve his goals. He deserved it and I've devoted a considerable amount of time IRL pondering how I could go back in time and save him.
>>42652428I wish I had a sign to tell me im on the right track in life.
>>42670194Hmmmmmmmm, this one is a challenge. I might have to get a serious face on
>>42670119>these are all things you can do.i dunno about that. I've been waiting years for that ball to start rolling. Falling into the right place at the right time is a very matter of chance thing.
>>42670194real meaning remains illusive to you
>>42670119>Well yeah,Cool. I wish I could see her soon
>>42652835>>42652894>>42654115Dream just now: fealty and allegiance are not the same.Also in searching for this post I noticed some wishes did not get a reply. The luck one, for example, I just kind of implicitly granted since my whole life it is my belief I have had the capacity to share my luck. It might come down to vibes if I don't reply formally
>>42655774>>42670194These relate in a way, though ultimately appear as different wishes.Something we recognize from time travel is true, or we wouldn't focus on it like we doIt connects sometime... because it has to, for all the loose ends. We have a part in what makes sense, or shouldn't we have to think so regardless? Uh, open yourself to the part which you feel answers the question.
I wish my penis was bigger :/
I'd like to tweak my timeline so that I always took better care of my body, and my teeth.
>>42669706I declare this category of wish just and righteous.I wish for her efforts to look fair
>>42670162Your stance is rational. Really, I'd rather you talked her into more things than me have to keep doing these threads every so often
>>42670177Honestly, I would use a construct for anything this complicated. No point looking to rawdog all the intervening time until there is a successful looking plan
>>42671655>>42672085Thankyou. So my thinking on this is that I must send my soul or back to the the past and save him, using my own body as a destination. I realized that sending my conscious mind into my body at an "advanced" age would probably cause seizure and possibly death the older my body is, the more my likely my brain would not be plastic enough to handle such an overload of new thoughts and memories. Therefore, I arrived at the unexpected conclusion that transporting my mind into my 3 year old self would grant the best outcome since a 3 year old has the most plastic brain with the greatest amount of neural synapses of your entire life, literally twice the number of an adult. Plenty of room for my memories and room for growth without seizing and dying.There are two metaphysical dilemmas. The first is that I might be "killing" my own 3 year old sentience. However, 1, it's myself so I deem the benefits to this (helping someone I love) morally superior to the cost and 2, the mind is so complex, we might just join or maybe my 3 year old consciousness would migrate to the right brain since the right brain is apparently its own person. I don't feel like I'm sharing my body with my right brain, yet it is apparently making unique decisions and has awareness outside of my own.The second relates to time. The earth is not in the same place now as it was in the past so I would need to not just travel through time but to travel through space to get to the precise location where I was at 3. I have pursued two methods of attempt. The first is seeking outside help. So far, I've not met a single spiritual sentience. My only ability is to wander around untraveled rural roads in America and try to find something. Which I have not. The second is astral projection. But I guess I just suck at it. I fall into unconscious sleep over and over no matter what I do.
>>42671655>>42672085An alternate idea is that time and space are infinite and there are at least 10 trillion dimensions nearly identical to this one. Thus, I wouldn't need to time travel or even travel through space (possibly) but merely access a timeline where I am 3 and cross over astrally. I just want to look at him again, speak to him, and be picked up. I miss him terribly. He was a perfect father and I never got the chance to thank him for being so.
>>42670194Dunno if this will mean a thing to you: clipping off the four highest digits of your post ID...
>>42671866I'll ask her to grant wishes as well, but she's busy trying to get me to break the marriage pact. She hired a spirit to have sex with me. My body was partially possessed.
>>42652428have you magic powers or what?
>>42652428My second deepest wish is to win the lottery.My first deepest wish is for my serious health and mental health problems to be resolved (they're the main reason I want to win the lottery)
>>42673934Yeah I just don't know an easy way to explain which will certainly do no harm. Easier to shed skin you did not know was there than deal with ascension sickness.
>>42652428>second deepest wish My second deepest wish is to bring fear and humiliation to ALL people who abuse their positions of authority.
>>42674202Comes down to how you define abuse. Not a thing worth hoping to see you open.
>>42652428My second deepest wish is to make enough through day trading to finance my modest ambitions.
>>42652428To be a multimillionaire after today and before I am 28 years old.
>>42672747Hmmm doesn't ring a bell at this very moment. I'll note it, could be important. Thank you.
>>42652428Everyone will just say that they want to get rich. None of them will get rich. OP is fraudulent.
I wish I didn't have wishes.
>>42652428I want to get into a coma where I can control everything inside my dream world including the perception of time and that this dream world allows me to create all the conditions for a character to live in according to my own will and then be able to become that character for a lifetime without having a clue that I am the one who designed his life and I want this lifetime to be the real life equivalent of a millisecond. Every time the character dies I go back to the state of designing a dream life to live in. Of course this includes me being aware that I am in a coma and that my wish was granted.
"rapid accuracy differentials" (from dream)^\~ met a rich guy who did everything right
>>42675059(finely) roughly one hour later... sounds like the universe is getting serious, let me know if you see faster luck
So I've been studying for the exam to get into med school for the past 3 years but without success. I would like to know if I'll finally be able to achieve it this year. Sometimes a lot of "walls" appears to make it hard for me to study. I wobder if I should try another thing
>>42652428How do I move into a timeline where I am female?
>>42652428noticeable talent and / or deep interest in something useful to me that id want to do
>>42670317Not... eh, look: there are ways to live which involve getting up and choosing how to spend your timeThere just are, ok?
>>42676317I honestly don't see how. There seems to be nowhere to go and no one to talk to. Even when I try to connect with people, they just ignore me.
I wish to have the ability to complete all my projects. Thanks in advance.
>>42674314Well OP I got hit by a reverse split so what do you have to say for yourself, jackass?
Heavy dreams of the seaI think there is an aspect of deployment software this time. There was a kind of structure to events which were in tune with some kind of purpose, for me to generate
I wish to have sex with attractive young girl.
I wish she would reach out to me and reveal that her hesitance was borne out of nervousness on her end and not disinterest and that she wants to see me again. Yeah I know this is pathetic but it is what it is.
>>42677929I'm sorry to break it to you bro but nervousness would not stop her contacting you. When they are deeply in love nothing stops women. They would get into a car with a convict in a police chase if they were madly in love with him.I know this isn't the magic you want. People will disagree because they don't understand how women work.I know this is painful but the best thing you can do is move on. Women chase men who are not interested in them.
>>42677968Yeah no shit nigga that's why I'm asking about it in the thread that's about literally using magic
>>42652428My second wish is that I do not mess up with my first wish.
>>42652428Finding love would say it's my second-biggest wish my biggest is achieving undisputed Goat status in the MMA pro fighting scene
>>42652428I wish to die in my sleep tonight.
>>42652428I wish I had 0 friends so I can just not have to pretend to like shit that I don't like.
>>42652428my desires are secret
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>>42682737?
>>42670072Good evening Mr. Porcupine. In regards to your reply, '>Generally, these are one of the hardest deals to produce remotely,' when I inquired about my health: is there an alternative way you could assist me?
>>42652597I'm back. Have not achieved it yet but working on it. Hope you're doing well.
>>42684076Trying to use magic to move from one honesty standard to another is not how honest actions work
>>42679748^^^^^^^^^^^^^well imma add my third-biggest wish learning to sing and play guitar at a high level >>42682737
>>42652428i wish for unbreakable will to achieve all that i set my mind to
I wish for my penis to be 9 inches in length, 6 inches in girth.
>>42652428I need clarity. I’m lost in life and I need to find my bearings. I need direction but I don’t know where to start or where to go. I look within but I constantly come up empty
>>42653144You waiting for a response
>>42652428I wish for an attractive older woman to come into my life and show me the ropes to sex and relationships.
btw im making this whole thing up
>>42685788Correct, which makes magic all the more potent.
>>42652428my biggest wish is my peoplehoods continuityand my second biggest wish is every valley raised
>>42652428i want an alien invasion to happen tomorrow
>>42652428I wish the tv shows/game series I like started to improve instead of getting shittier
>>42687203if not then immortality
>>42674314>>42677773Me again, it's a pretty simple fucking wish. >>42687142Yeah so my account went to -$35.50 with the transaction fees for the reverse split. Time to pull your head out of your ass and get to work on the magic, dipshit.
>>42652428I wish Emilia will appear as 4th girl on your pic rel.Show me what you got!
I desperately want to go back to my childhood with all that I know now.
>>42670110Pity in private, condemn in public. Just ignore other forms of balance
I wish to have the job I want. So far, even though I'm qualified, I never get interviewed.
