What's the weirdest thing you've read on the Internet/4chan?
>>42659415time travelers and feds n shiettt
>>42659512idek man like life is crazy but you know you gotta live with that shit like nobody ever gonna get it except the ppl that was in the threads at the time cuz like trying to explain it is so impossible you just had to be there and/or read the threads one by one from the beginning which is pretty cool journey but still lacking
>>42659415i remember wen the fan went to hit and the sprayed all over
>>42659415Confirmation about UFO/UAP retrieval programs, reverse engineering them and even using them to gather people from the natural disasters ( convenient )Then there is a scalar interferometer ( basically opposite em field does not disappear but go perpendicular into the 4d/5d space and thus we can tap into the scalar fields). Same theory as EM: we use it to make ice bombs/earthquakes/melt/virtually extract minerals from earth.Then there are the alien species and multiple proposed deals from different species: primarily greys(desperate and require human abductions) and nordics( fully benevolent but with a full apathy to the human shirt material life )Then there are psy-op component: telepathy, mind control, out of body expirience, remote viewing…Then there is an ancient knowledge passed down from the old gods about 3 main branches of reality: material ( most important), underworld ( where life comes from) and a celestial ( mind/conciseness ). Pyramids all over the world, secret messages and encodings, secret priests and groups to passed down knowledge orally.And I’ve just scratched the surface
>>42659415Years ago there was a website called Forbidden Knowledge or something similar. It had academic style articles talking about time travel, psychic powers, all kinds of fringe topics. Some of the articles were written in some weird pseudo language, almost like a code but close to latin. I don't remember if it had a password to get in, it might have been one of those types of sites. It definitely seemed like just a random ARG or some spoof site, but the amount of work that must have gone into creating the content was pretty insane. There were dozens, if not hundreds of articles. Mind you, this was well before AI took over and people could just copy paste an LLM. Idk if it still exists or what happened to it.
>>42659415Idk the government doing MKULTRA seems pretty weird to me. Thats basically possession really
>>42659415Probably seeing flat earthers actually believing in that nonsense. I hadn't thought it's possible.
>>42660830Forgotten Languages? It's a pretty great rabbit hole, and having delved into it for the last 2 years fairly deeply I'm still at a loss if it's a top tier larp or is it a genuine project, brushing against classified info.
>>42659415I can't find this post for the life of me but there was an anon claiming that our brains are simply antennas that catch "consciusness waves" emanating from a "consciousness field", much in the same way that radio antennas catch radio waves from the electromagnetic field. Our brain then uses these waves to determine how we behave and how we act. Each brain is tuned to a different frequency, which is why everybody has different personalities, but if you found out a person's frequency, you could make an artificial brain and tune it to that exact frequency to make clones of that person. The anon went really in depth in the original post (he had a bunch of math equations and diagrams detailing how the whole thing works) but I forget the details. The whole theory read like schizophrenic ramblings but it really stuck with me.
>>42659563Mild stroke.
>>42659415guy claiming that coronavirus vaccine killed hundreds of millions using nano robots that were in the blood stream activated by satellites, went on and on about how the streets were empty and could not be convinced that technology doesn't work like that. Had a infographic in typical 4chan style and would post it in /NG/ every day
>>42661221>our brains are simply antennas that catch "consciusness waves" emanating from a "consciousness field", much in the same way that radio antennas catch radio waves from the electromagnetic fieldnot the first time I've heard of this, the cloning part is new to me though
>>42659415Anons on /x/ discussing the song Hotel California by the Eagles. There were two things that stuck with me - an image of handwriting describing ‘hotel California’ as a satanic ritual/illuminati initiation that involved raping a little girl and some dude talking about knowing shit that he refused to share so as to protect other anons mental health. Shit was weird.
That sperm and eggs evolved from different species
>>42661139They do ive met them in person and even tried to explain you can calculate the circumference of the earth with geometry and a light pole (eratosthene method)
>>42659415That prison insider (or larper) who posted about an Epstein death hoax an hour before Epstein’s death was reported in the media was pretty crazy
>>42661221>antennas
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>>42662109I've witnessed the cloning first hand
>>42662196>some dude talking about knowing shit that he refusedI'll share it later
i've meet god a few times here. alot in fact.
>>42659415I can’t read, so nothing.
I saw my neighbor post their house on the automotive board and saw my house and yard in the background and I was on the porch smoking my bong and looked super fucking just fuck my shit up in it and someone commented on it and made fun of me calling me a fat redditor. It was a huge wakeup call because I've been on here since 2003 and didn't like that I looked like it so I started working out and treating myself right, so thanks to him I guess but I often think about what the chances are of this and how such a slim super-rare occurrence motivated me to flip my entire life around and if that was the point. This has been the backbone of my experience with synchronicity too and since studying them became also the backbone of how I look at the world and experience flow states which have rapidly made my life better to a degree I would consider paranormal, especially with how unlucky other people have it. I keep failing upwards somehow since that post, so I can't think of anything weirder on here.
>>42661148I suspect it's a network of highly educated people who are writing a sort of meta fiction with a purpose beyond mere artistic expression, who also have some inside sources in the military intelligence world from whom they get some inside info from that they incorporate into their narrative.For example I have good reason to believe 'Direne', one of the members of Forgotten Languages, owns or owned a firm that did contract work for the NSA. There's also a former navy & intelligence glowie who posts on this board periodically who claims to have some direct experience with the group. I think he says he was actually sent to investigate them on behalf of 'directorate k' which is an NSA department.
>>42662610Care to elaborate?
>>42663016Why can't it still be for artistic reasons? I could see a group of highly intelligent crazy artists manipulating the government for some advanced form of theater. Ever read The Glass Bead Game?
>>42663031Well there's probably an artistic dimension to it, but I don't think it can be reduced to an art project. There's other intent behind it.A weird thing I came across recently is that the website is allegedly something that can only be described as a cognitohazard for LLMs. There was even an article on the site that seemed to come from the perspective of the group, rather than the usual framing of being an MIC report or a report by the SV groups, claiming they were corrupting the LLMs and data centers that corporations and military/intelligence agencies were intent on using to subjugate the masses, which aligned with the claims I read about the contents of the site being data poison for AI that integrate it.
>>42663006Thats pretty cool and yeah wtf are the odds of your neighbor posting on 4chan, and then the automotive board, and then you seeing it.... sheesh
>>42662196You have the handwritten note?
>>42662109Did the anon claim it was all inside information on secret projects on that subject or his own theories?
>>42663087I've had far weirder. I prefer to stay Anon on here so I'm going to replace my real name with it, but there was a while back I was at a new school and they had a computer room. This was new to me because my entire prior experience with school we just had like 2 computers in the library and rarely used them. My friend told me they're free to use any time and I was excited to get on one and play some games during recess. My friend showed me a game called Pawn which was a 2D sidescrolling multiplayer shooting game, it was really shitty, but I joined a server with him and another guy named "Anon's Death" was there. There are a lot more circumstances surrounding it, I could go into a lot of detail, but this freaked me out because there's literally no way no matter how contrived my friend or anyone could have set me up. I have a semi-unique name. It got weirder, this guy would constantly spawn and then just run at people to die, and then he explicitly messaged me (My name in real life was in no way attached to this game or computer) and told me I was going to get shot to death in real life and left. I have since these past 20 years been extremely mortified that I'm going to die from getting shot and it's almost happened to a weird degree of "Final Destination" style occurrences more than once. It's like something wants me to be anxious about this but not have it happen yet so that I continuously stay anxious. It sounds kind of paranoid and crazy though and what am I suppose to do about this? So I don't share it often. It's one of those situations I don't know if many people have or not where it's difficult to explain how weirdly specific the situation is without any kind of rational description of how it could be the way it is.
>>42662196I remember this as well. Shit felt like I was reading something I wasn’t supposed to
>>42659415I read this weird story about cave people living underground in china. They only have sec and eat food and hey do it to the baby too. I think it was fake
>>42661552frfr no capif you saw the shit i seen you'd be like nah idgaf too broimagine legitimately articulating months worth of content in the span of a 2000 character comment that nobody will see, care about, or believe inwould you do it for nobody?nobody wouldn't do thatmild stroke my dick n balls lmao
>>42659415That they're spraying kids blood into the air to turn people into pedophiles. When a person breathes it in, it does something to their brain to turn them into a pedophile. That's why out of every three houses now has a pedophile living in it. And they're bringing creatures up from underground and passing them off as disabled people. Everyone's so politically correct now that people will just look away when they see what they think is a disabled person because they don't want to stare, but if they did stare, they'd see that they're not even human.
>>42663240let it go anonit was a prank
