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The Bible says that the kingdom of Heaven is like a wedding feast which sounds great but not for me since I’m very socially awkward and haven’t been invited to many weddings ever since I became an adult. If I can’t even get invited to a college friends wedding that I did try to kiss his fiancé before and ultimately I ghosted a lot of people but still… then how the heck do I think I could make it into Heaven? Which is the most exclusive wedding party and it says you need to be prepared and stuff but it also says the last shall be first so it like contradicts itself again. I can’t even afford a suit so it says I’ll be thrown out even if I did get an invite at one point. Help!?!
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Actually science says heaven is in another dimension
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>>42663266
>ACSHULLY
no it doesn't
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>>42663334
Yeah it's in another quantum multiverse. It's in The Science Bible chud.
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>>42663260
Heaven is a metaphor run amok. There is no such thing in the Torah.
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>>42663260
>but not for me since I’m very socially awkward
you don't have to worry about that lol. saved born again christians will have glorified sinless bodies & minds like jesus. So all that anxiety and awkwardness just instantly disappear because you're just filled with the love of God.

Jesus's personality is ambivert close to INFJ (a mix of introvert & extrovert)

Philippians 3:20–21
20 For our conversation is in heaven; from whence also we look for the Saviour, the Lord Jesus Christ:
21 Who shall CHANGE our vile body, that it may be fashioned like unto HIS GLORIOUS BODY, according to the working whereby he is able even to subdue all things unto himself.

1 John 3:2
Beloved, now are we the sons of God, and it doth not yet appear what we shall be: but we know that, WHEN he shall appear, WE shall be LIKE HIM; for we shall see him as he is.

How to be saved? just believe the gospel I give you and you'll be instantly sealed with the holy spirit and become the child of God. See you in heaven fren.
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>>42663266
OH MY HECKIN SCIENCE!!
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>>42663260
You won't have problems like that in heaven. Perish the thought. There's nothing bad in heaven.
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Immagine ending up in an never ending wedding feast with a bunch of bible freaks! fml

I'll take the other option if there are no others for now tyvm.
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From the heaven visitation stories I believe, here are some of the things they saw

>people look at you and know everything about your life without even having to ask
>it's against the law to die
>all the human children that died were raised in school and will be reunited with their parents if they arrive there
>there are more colours than we can see on Earth
>the grass and trees emit quiet soothing tones/music
>animals can talk and remember you, they can also show you thanks if you were kind to them on Earth

Also I don't think many people get to go there. If most people are forgiven and allowed to go to paradise, it's a lower version where they don't have a reward, but they get to enjoy being in God's presence.
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>>42663732
Let me guess, you're an edgy metal listener who thinks hell is sitting on the devil's lap listening to Black Sabbath and drinking beer. I bet you think of a little cartoon boat with a giraffe, elephant and tiger sticking out of the top when someone mentions Noah's ark.

You call people "bible freaks" and choose to be thrown in a giant pit of unimaginably hot fire where your flesh melts but regenerates itself over and over to be melted again and again, and also get poked with spikes and have your eyes clawed out by demons that hate you. Forever... yikes that is so grim.

You know Rayo's number? Imagine suffering for that length of years and then at the end of it, you can only count it again and again for eternity because you rejected Jesus.

Instead of wanting to live with your ancestors in paradise.



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