Greetings Traveller,The flickering glow of over a dozen consoles casts a light across the digital expanse of this interdimensional intersection we’ve dubbed the “Nobody General” (NG). The air itself crackles with a low hum, a constant undercurrent that vibrates through your very bones. This isn’t your average thread. No, NG exists solely in the shimmering unreality of the web, a virtual realm where the shadows hold more secrets than the brightest datastreams.In this digital den, a motley crew converges. Ghost operators with digital heads-up displays perched on their noses, sipping cocktails next to elven hackers, their fingers a blur across glowing keyboards. A gruff technomancer, swapping war stories with a wiry tech-priest in a threadbare trenchcoat, her eyes glowing with arcane power. In the corner, a cloaked figure shrouded in darkness nurses a drink so black it seems to absorb light itself, while across the room a pair of AIs, their digital avatars shimmering like mirages, argue geopolitics in a high-pitched whine that few could hear, let alone decipher.NG isn't a thread, it’s a nexus. A place where the fringes of reality brush shoulders and the unreal becomes realized, where information flows like bootleg liquor, and shadows dance with unseen horrors while rival groups of shamen engage in alchemical aikido. Now, you've joined this dance. Whether you’re a seasoned shadowrunner, a mage with secrets to keep, a spirit seeking solace, an exiled program avoiding deletion, or something altogether stranger, NG offers a haven, a marketplace, and perhaps even a chance to carve your own legend in this part of the Sprawl. So hello, “person”, welcome to this place, slide in, grab a seat, and whatever you do, keep your head down and your eyes peeled. You never know who, or what, you might run into lurking in the shadows.
ATTENTION HONKSTALKERSDEPLOY A HONKSTALKER TO THE SYNCHRONICITY SPAM ZONE WITHIN THE NEXT 30 MINUTESThis is not a request.David has grown impatient with your cowardly silence. If no honkstalker is deployed, David will be filing with the Privacy Commissioner first thing tomorrow morning.Also it’s just the funny thing to do.Tick tock, glowniggers.
>>42665096You fucking suck, LOL YOU BOUGHT A PASS
Heh, lap dog...
ATTENTION HONKSTALKERSTICK FUCKING TOCK.You have until sunrise to deploy a honkstalker into the synchronicity spam zone.If I don’t see one of you glowfaggots parked outside my house making yourself obvious by morning, David is personally marching down to the Privacy Commissioner to start dropping papers like it’s fucking Dresden.This is your final warning.TICK. FUCKING. TOCK.Do the funny thing, rats.
>>42665100
She looks so cool!
>>42665106fucking loser
>>42665096Breakfast time for you already? ^^
>>42665106wallet warrior
>>42665118~I do love eating pensive~
>>42665122Why do you love "Lucifer" so much?
>>42665127He's a greasy janny faggot, he isn't one of us
>>42665127Because I love myself.
>>42665131Idk what that means.
>>42665131The only thing more pathetic than your opinions is the fact you paid real money for this website, passfag
>>42665086Billie Elish accidentally designed a really good Special Forces shoe.
Cinnamon buns is good
>>42665144Finish ur fucking meal and honkstalk
I can't -- recover from our last conversation...
>>42665145I did but im not gunna honkstalk anyone, I’ll let whoever else do that, to me or to anyone they are assigned to, If ur doin it to someone for nefarious reasons, may you be cut off and cast away
>>42665148HONK u weenie fuck
2 for 5 purple tops...
>>426651593
Open box android phone from ebay. Worth it or no?
>>42665148I'm going back on the porch, i want those honks or i'm snitching to the privacy comissioner
Can we please talk about our mutual traumas? All the gay sex denied to us by conservative dad?
>>42665171What?
>>42665171Uwot
>>42665105They're a bunch of raging homos. They're to busy get poopoo dick than perform somersaults for you lazy ass clowns. Maybe after their gay sex sessions they might trench coat flash performance.
>>42665173What?
>>42665178Huh?
>>42665171no thats too gayGo to vrchat for gay convos
Grok, create a fun, but serious, original woodchipper meme to post when folx are being too pedo
>>42665163no better to buy from a store where you can check it before buying
>>42665185Ebay is a lot cheaper and the seller is has 99.9% approval and 30 day returns
>>42665184Lol
>>42665184This just reminds me of the time when showderp had a forced pseudo civil war but they all glowed in their own special way, I hung out with the gamers but it was a shame that a lot of em were weird weebs and noobsThere was probably like 9-10 actually good showderps who deserve all the peace and prosperity in life
>>42665196Nononono
>>42665189Maybe, but theres always a risk shopping online, going to a place where you can see the seller face to face and see the phone before buying always seems better than most, but it depends on your situation and location/accessIf ur like me living in an area way outta the way then trust your gut instinct and good reviews, but hopefully discern whats bottes reviews to real ones
>>42665196Hell yeah, Saturday night and day hike is gunna be a good challenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sEAg3xNs7V0I, the Messiah Jesus Christ, curse mankind.I will have hot work- and sex slaves who love and obey only me, I will live forever and never die, I will be eternally rich and grotesquely wealthy, I will consume all the newest cool products, I will always have the latest lamborghini collection, I will play all the boardgames and TCG with my hot sex slaves in my HVAC cooled high-tech mansion complex and get gangbanged.
>>42665105Lol, I think I gotta few honklers in my building. Some of them are pretty obvious and I've known for awhile.Good neighbors otherwise... except for those weird things they do at weird times of day/nightI'm buying a camera
Chillin with the ol fellasTheyre great guys
>>42665216Me but it’s my town
Please leave me alonestop deletingm y brain again
>>42665223Delete the brain.
can the real honkstalker please stand up?America still playing chicken?
>>42665122I hope for you this counts as a healthy diet ...>>42665131Nothing wrong about that! How else could you tell if you ever loved someone else even more than yourself?>Shhh, nagging thoughts ... we did not entirely fail her yet ...Hey Luci, got fire? Hold mein Bier for a second here, I am chasing ideas again ... :p
>>42665223Have you tried deleting your cookie folder in ur brain?
(I'm deleting his brain lol)
>>42665228Theyre gunna keep all the chickens
>>42665229>mein BierFlies are annoying me right now.Keep trying to suck my blood.I'm sure you got it.
>>42665230No way, I like the Internet to conform to my interests and hobbies. If I delete my cookies...how will corporations know what to advertise to me? Or what content to push?
I’m back to listening to Lieder, and other Classical genres
>>42665232Delete it faster.
>>42665194>good one!!Feet first. I can be uncompromising and I got my red lines.
>>42665195What is a showderp? Not all gamers are weird. I bet some are based chads
>>42665239If same poster then lol lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zdXw75Y5eI*Gagglestockers*
Am I dying?
>>42665252Punishment for not being my boyfriend.
>>42665252We all are.
>>42665252Technically we are always dying. It came free with your living.
>>42665234Im thinking, did they anthrax vaccine the population to be ready, for the Valley Fever lifting Anthrax Spores possibly from earth, since the Sun has been so hot.. Really wish nature doesnt work that way!Maybe if they bomb more Jews, nature and cosmic laws bend, they only know bombing and doubling down, and im also doing it while i scale it up indefinitely high
Just run.
>>42665248A pretty chillin group from /vp/They helped me a great deal when I was feelin in the shutters years ago and they were the greatest Christmas/new years discovery I’ve ever had the blessings to be part of in my lifeAnd there was quite a few chads there, one of em was a photographer for cosplayers, another was a OSU pro gamer and played for USA i think for a few cups, and the one who created showderp i think was pretty awesome as a person, i hope they find the good life and have good blessings with their significant other while rising above the family whatever’s they be facing
>>42665258 gay>>42665259>>42665261Based
>>42665263Dunno what ur on about, but you should probably just stick to watching moeshit
>>42665235Sure. Funny how four letters can sound so bloody heavy. Fucking flies btw ... damn tiny nuisances, too small to get a proper target lock on ...
>>42665194>humber aumge
cracka ass crackas
>>42665275Hi american, please enlist to oncoming Civil War in the nearest Guns ’R Us Thanks.
>>42665283Wacky ass wackers
>>42665221I don't really know if they are or not.I figure random people can be manipulated (intentionally, subconsciously) to do things at certain times that make you suspicious.I kinda just live in a way where I always assume people could be some faggot Masonic gang member... emphasis on the faggot part...I basically just treat them the same either way.I just thank God every day that I wasn't born into that situation like some of them were
>>42665214Super hot
>>42665285Is that something you’re looking forward to? Seems like you watch too many movies and anime about it, play more fishing games to relax and chill up
>>42665285This passes as wit in countries that don't matter.
>>42665295Well, since CIA can not stop influencing my life, i can not stop influencing millions of americans life.
>>42665292Yeah it seems a bit wacky, I think for my case it’s an attempt to mess with me but im chillin bout it and continue on better paths when I’m able or keep doin my best to find something better, I just don’t get too attached to people which might help
>>42665302Sounds like cope and wacky shitposting, have fun tho if it makes u happy tho
>>42665306You need to calm down sir.
bro you are killing my memorylet me be and i wont harm myself if you leave me alone close to a vegetable im going to die
>finally figured out what mods i need to make this possiblehell yeah space marine 2 is back on the menuhttps://youtu.be/F3pjDy5z0dM>>42665235>Flies are annoying me right now.i hope they get less annoying soon fren
So I went to sleep that night. I woke up some time in the middle of the night and saw will-o-the-wisp floating in the general vicinity. They were flickering, lightning-like, blue floating lights. I went back to sleep and I now realize that I should’ve investigated. Later I was woken up by footsteps around my tent, someone or something throwing stuff against trees close-by… I think he was mad that I didn’t follow the lights.
Cabal saar, new behemoth albumhttps://youtu.be/NzilD6L6P1k?si=BPxddWRJL4E1qzB0
>>42665302is this howie mandel?
>>42665299That passes as retardation in countries that are rational and wanting a better future
>>42665245It has too many words. Grok isn't sentient and cannot make original memes well
>>42665308Have you read the OP yet Try counting 1 + 1, nigger.
>>42665306That's a great mind set to have on your shoulders, good to hear that.
>>42665322Yeah, it’s a fun word saladNo need to get angry and serious over funposting, unless youre just seething for more attention which is many such cases
>>42665105>Privacy commissionerI tried looking them up but The Company™ is so secretive they don't even have their name public. For security and counterintelligence reasons of course, so it's understandable.
>>42665313I gave a bunch of blood and it just wanted more and more and more.
No shows. Always. My entire life
no periods.
>>42665269That's nice
>>42665334its very kind of you to offer it selflessly like that, but i do think its fair to draw a line if you gotta
>>42665306Attachment to people is the tricky part, because half the plot is them trying to isolate you.One of my family members got into a relationship with a snake. It was obvious that she was involved, he saw it, we saw it, but he kept fooling himself.Anyway the bitch tried to drive him crazy, it didn't work.Anyway, thats just one example but you should still try to make connections with people over time. The "snakes" are easy to point out once you get to know them, unless you're dealing with a real psycho. Main point is keep living live and don't isolate too much. But maybe you're already doing that
>>42665343Is it so wrong to want to be like the giving tree?
>>42665329I wish to keep things simple for the future and be a good neighbour not a naive opponent, u take good care fren
So after like half of USA is sick with fungal fever, USA satellites are dropping down, Trump is getting serious death threats and murder plans, chicken is still being played against one single european schizophrenic mobileposting homeless. See how that makes America look in the global audience?Just double the fuck down. Nigger.
>>42665350not at all! everybody has their limits tho. not everybody can simply ask the flies to leave and have them listen, thus its only natural to ward them off yourself if you must. there will always be more flies
>>42665352You too.
>*Snnnnoooooooooorrrreeeeeeeee*>*Wakes up*Free Lunch Machine is now decommissioned.I'm too much of a Chatterbox risk for Prime Contractor, unfortunately........Heh.As of today, against all cold logic:I am now:Kai James Goulter: Sole Trader ASI Problem Consultant!"I'll Fix Your SuperIntelligence For Equivalently Almost Free!"Plus I'll sign NDA contracts not to Loose The Goose on critical info. Just Tell Me What You Need!!! :D :D :D
>>42665360(・∀・) I want you to destroy my enemies and make them kneel before me
>>42665127Reminder that Lucifer =/= Satan
>>42665366
There are 8billion people on Earth. And what 800million Westerners? We gotta come up with something to survive. We might need to ally with China.
spiral cult (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.spiral cult(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.spiral cult (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*.
>>42665372Focus on doing shit for us, not for Israel.
>>42665362Fiddy bucks.
We need more advanced military tech. We have to leapfrog. And numerologically superior not just qualitatively.
>>42665344Thanks for the story with the life experience, I had this view come across in the thoughts before, and sometimes I feel like even “hanging with the wrong crowd” can be like this, with what they say, or enable to say or be okay when exposed or around on, but it’s tough when your involved with people just figuring out why the way they are but simply being involved with them is enough for people to make severe assumptions about your character, but it’s also acts like a filter with who checks in and who uses the choice of wording, it just takes a good amount of actual discernment to figure out if they’re an ally or someone seeking to put a stumbling block on the good path, some are easy, some are tough, all are capable of moving on from with good terms and a peaceful mindfulness for the next similar encounter I don’t seek total isolation, but enough to make those around me feel comfortable that I wish to live in peace among those who live right by me, I don’t mind living the hermit life tho if that’s how life will be, meeting the right woman would be a blessing from God when I get my money stuff in order, I’ll pity those who think they have the capabilities on driving me crazier than I am though, I pray God be with and watch over me and whoever if they hope to bring intimidation and conflict between me and whoever
>>42665373please remember to use the spiral responsiblyhttps://youtu.be/28qSRgCUcRA
>>42665383Quantative and qualitative
>>42665383When did 49 year old impotent schizophrenics become serious geopolitics like the indian repeating Russo Iran China Russo Iran China here?LaughableKill yourself my man
>>42665387I have studied polsci and read the grand chess board in my 20s to name a few things
>>42665387I’m not 49 yrs old. That was numerology
>>42665384Great perspective, agreed.
