If you're wondering what the so-called "black goo" is, do this and you will find out.
Pretty sure this goo is MUCH harder to be rid of, like what if it can hijack your body and put your mind in a false reality like that film with the AI brain chip or whateverit was?
someone try this ad report back, I don't have this solution
>>42673737It's a home remedy laxative. Likely to give you diarrhea and bloating. After you fast for 12 hours the only thing left in your gut will be residual bile & shit. Mix it with the fucking baking soda slury you ingested and it will come out looking like black Goo.Your mind is controled through the tv they dont need parasites and the parasites you should actually be worried about aren't even visible on this plane.
>>42673737I mean actually really dont do this likely to give yourself a heart arithmia especially after the fast. I wonder if this is like on of those anarchist post just trying to do damage to idiots or if this is how the powers at be Judge how plyable a population is or find individuals they can manipulate through subtle and trageted direction through online media. Put a post like this out wait a bit have ur palentir buddies combined through hospital admissions for cardiovascular complications following Bicarbonate poisoning and you'll have a short list for your next false flag perpetrators
>>42673737tiktok soience on /x/?
>>42673737Only time I actually believed this was when I saw footage of a Cuban witch doctor curing a guy by making him eat a raw egg When he vomited, it was black, thick like paste, and contained bugs and dead plant matter
>>42674034Not OP, but I've eaten many raw eggs and never vomited.
>>42673737Morron: what happens when acid is joined with bicarbonate ? It is a fucking chemical reactions ( pepsin to Morron) and what you get is a bloated stomach with a salt result in your gutGo and get some education, Muslim/negro/dumb bitch
>>42673925>parasites you should actually be worried about aren't even visible on this planetell me more
>>42674177You are a hologram. A "shadow" of a higher form. That higher form resides in a place with its own "ecosystem" i.e flora and fauna. Some of this fauna is parasitic to intelligence and complexity it produces, but like all parasitic relationship it partitions your front end energy consumption, which would have some implications for your hologram along with your true form. How this manifest in our reality could become quite metaphysical and could be interpreted as bad luck or under the will of a vengeful God. Maybe certain behaviors in the holographic world make your higher form more susceptible to certain parasites. Idk my meta cognition is tied down with nominal brain chemistry. Unfortunately my deep dives are getting clamped down on and ive found "bugs" in there (listening devices for your mind, nonphysical) so I calmed wayyyyy the fuck down because reality get supper slippery at those levels of pre knowledge (there is a reason you should live a full life before "ascending") and you really dont know what you are messing with. Like we have all these stories and theories and mythos but its likely the same cruel unforgiving nature in either direction all the way up and all the way down with intelligence sprinkled in there so it can exist. >pic rel
I’ve been having recurring dreams about a goo humanoid recently. Probably because I’ve been spending my nights getting fucked up on absinthe and browsing /x/, but maybe it’s a sign that I’m in a sticky situation.
>>42675895Why is the black humanoid you've been dreaming about thick and sexualized....You should increase your absinth intake you seem on the right path.
>>42673737“I’m sick of this shit,” you might think.
Posted this in the other goo thread and got no response: have dissociative identityes and one of my child parts writes letters and keeps mentioning us having (black) goo and inky slime in our eyes and mouths. Creepy cuz i have no idea what is meant by itAnyone have an interpretation
>>42675935Uhh…that’s how it appears in my dreams. Some of the dreams it’s just standing around ominously in the distance. Some have been sexual. Some I’ve killed it.
>>42675958Corrupted thought form with disturbing visuals partitioned off into a split persona of yours to avoid distracting you from collecting resources and maintain shelter from the elements. Something broke up in your head at one point by drama or a bad experience that cant be overwritten or deleted and your brain has found another solution to cope so you arent overwhelmed and starve.
>>42675895If only I had a partner like this...
>>42673925good post
>>42675935Alright bros, it’s 10 o’clock so I’m fucked up on absinthe again. Hopefully this isn’t bad for my soul.
>>42673737So do you put the baking soda in each of the 3-5 cups? Or do you just drink the baking soda with one cup then have extra cups of water. Lots of shills in here. Must be something to it.
Pro tip to the anyone reading, baking soda is really good for you. Anyone that says otherwise is a shill.
>>42675895>>42675935>>42675992>>42676418This is weird, I had thoughts about the same entity recently minus the lewdness.
>>42675895>>42677551Me too, oddly enough
>>42673737>be me>make pancakes>use bicarbonate of soda instead of baking soda>black goo achievedAll it does is give you the shits.This myth has been busted.
Baking soda is bad for you.
>>42675895>color palette pitch black>somehow still whiter than op
>>42673753Fasting and prayer is the only way to cast out some demons> Matthew 17:21, "But this kind does not go out except by prayer and fasting," which Jesus spoke after His disciples failed to cast a demon out of a boy.
>>42673925It relieves bloating dumbass
>>42673737Fuck you you stupid cunt.Not only did it do absolutely nothing at all, but water+soda tastes so fucking gross.
>>42679738>eats bread>dies from alkali poisoning
>>42683427>but water+soda tastes so fucking gross.You're right, soda by itself tastes much better.
>>42681574>It relieves bloatingHave you tested it? I think you should test if adding this basic substance to your acidic digestive system produces no offgassing from it's chemical reaction.
>>42673753Cosmic death fungus
>>42683966Yes I’ve taken tons of sodium bicarbonate retardIt’s the best way to cure acid indigestion, much healthier than calcium carbonate in tumsIf you’re high in sodium take potassium bicarbonate instead and it will ill balance your sodium You should do a simple google search before acting like you know shit
No Black Goo is what you get if you like give death threats to people who hunt bin Laden terrorists. It's the Intelligence Community version of a can of mace.
>>42684533>You should do a simple google search before acting like you know shitIt's called basic chemistry, moron. Not like I took biology, though. I wonder where all the outgassing from the previously mentioned chemical reaction goes, don't you?
>>42685053You shit or burp it out you idiot and that’s exactly how it relieves bloating.Are you fucking retarded?You get acid indigestion, take half teaspoon of baking soda, burp, acid indigestion goneFucking idiot
easier method for black goo cleansing is to just take 2-3 grams of Niacin, then sit in a saunait starts to ooze out of your skin
>>42674438How to get rid of these higher form parasites?
>>42686637You need to drink bleach
>>42686097You're going to get Polyps
>>42675958You're just a schizophrenic with a voice playing a character in your head, not some dissociative disorder. You smell like a typical bullshitter who'd rather lie he's completely coo-coo than face reality.
>>42681574What fucking bloating? Stop stuffing your mouth with shit food that you don't even need since you're so fat. The second option is that you're a bitch on a rag and should therefore get the fuck out from our Hallowed Halls, you unclean whore.
>>42683895>Hydrochloric acid is a natural part of stomach secretions >Drinks a glass of HCL and is taken away by ambulance with badly burned esophagus and stomachWoooooow, how could I know this natural part of my body is bad for me in excess?!
>>42686097Sodium bicarbonate does relieve bloating, but abusing it hurts the stomach and especially the duodenum, since its secretions are already basic - unreacted sodium bicarbonate just increases the pH and reacts with the soft tissue layer. It's bad for you, that's why more delicate alkali or drugs like esomeprazole are used to control it. People are different and chances are you'll never consume a proper dose of sodium bicarbonate that gets completely neutralized, with no side effects.
>>42673737>If you're wondering what the so-called "black goo" is
>>42687222Funny thing is that, behind water, carbon is the most abundant element in the human body, or life in general as we know it. Without its exceptional bonding abilities and capability to react with so many substances, life wouldn't exist. While Silicon, has some interesting properties and bonding capabilities, it's nowhere as versatile as carbon. That's why silicon-based lifeforms are rather extremely unlikely, unless it's artificial in nature. Even then, it would make great use of carbon whenever it came across it.
>>42686097>You shit or burp it out you idiot and that’s exactly how it relieves bloating.IT DOESN'T RELIEVE BLOATING WHEN IT MAKES YOU BLOATED AND EXCESSIVELY GASSY!!!Oh wait, I forgot to account for the fact that you obviously don't consider being "bloated" and "excessively gassy" the same thing. Why don't you elaborate on how this is apparently not the same thing? Is it because you forgot the word "constipation" exists? Or does your definition of "being bloated" mean having one extra cubic millimeter of fart gas in your system? Is that all it takes to push you over the definitely real and objectively established "bloated" threshold?>You get acid indigestion, take half teaspoon of baking soda, burp, acid indigestion goneYou don't have to be "bloated" to have acid indigestion.Maybe if you stopped using the wrong words I would know what the fuck you're talking about.
>>42687187>body produces hydrogen peroxide>drinks hydrogen peroxide to cure covid>dies from bloating
>>42673925>After you fast for 12 hours the only thing left in your gut will be residual bile & shit. Mix it with the fucking baking soda slury you ingested and it will come out looking like black Goo.which still means it is indeed an intestinal detox, and better than a normal laxative because it's also clearing old bile etc.the OP doesn't say it's pulling nanites out of your bloodstream or some other hokey nonsense, it says it's a "washing of the intestine."The only thing it forgets to mention is after you clear everything with the baking soda slurry, you should rinse afterwards with snake juice, 1 to clear the baking soda and 2 to replace all electrolytes you just lost from losing all that water shitting your guts clean.And then ideally, your next several meals should be fairly clean, that way the bacteria you want to repopulate from the survivors have plenty of food and the ones you want to stay cleared stay cleared. I'd recommend steamed broccoli with mustard powder for at least one of them, ideally at least one meal a day for the rebuild period, just to REALLY make sure any H. Pylori you had in you dies.
>>42688461The Andromeda Strain was a good movie.
>>42673737>>42688461This will literally cure your autism.https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC10017995/Or cause it, depending on what you do lol.part of why autism is higher in caesarian sections, when seemingly that shouldn't be possible, is that the child never gets any of the mother's microbiota. There's no afterbirth because there's no birth, just a surgery.Bad microbiome = Neurodivergence pathologizes into Autism.Fix the gut, Autism deescalates from clinical disorder to the totally non-disruptive personality trait of neurodivergent.So clearing your gut of an imbalance, then making sure to build it back right (if you're missing a kind of probiotic bacteria or several, you'll also need to add it as part of that building back right) will fix your illness. You won't be "normal," but you'll just be "fred's a little odd sometimes" not disabled in multiple ways with constant special needs that need juggling.
>>42673737Tried it, didn’t shit out any black goo. Did work as a pretty good intestinal flush though. Spent literally two hours on the toilet. By the end of it the water that I was spraying out of my ass was almost clear.
>>42673737> do not forget to inform relatives that the toilet will be occupied No.
I just use castor oil.
>>42690153Castor oil worksCDS enemas will have you shit out black goo/mucoid plaque too
