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I WANT A MASSIVE SUPERNATURAL EVENT TO HAPPEN LIKE JESUS TO RETURN OR A MASS ALIEN INVASION....NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>42679103
Me too
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Why?
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>>42679103
and I want a loving, virtuous wife. So what
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>OP in a few decades
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>>42679103
>because I want it to happen, it should happen, without regards to causality
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>>42679120
they give out super powers the next day
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May your wish come true.
Enjoy.
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>>42679103
not happening u got work tomorrow, go to bed early and brush your teeth.
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>>42679177
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
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As you wish.
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>>42679103
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>>42679254
quit smoking so much poot
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>>42679184
nini wake up early i make u chicky nuggies with chocy milk!
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>>42679254
>goatse symbol
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>>42679107
I don't want to set the world on fire
I just want to start a flame in your heart
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>>42679103
are you watching the right channel?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lr2K71gtZk4&ra=m
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>>42679103
Me too, OP.
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>>42679103
I want a worldwide violent revolution right now, but these two could be cool too.
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>>42679103
Surely I'll live to see Earth become a space-faring society and enter alliances with alien species (cope)
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>>42679783
lol in about 20-30 years we will begin full regression to pre america tech.
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>>42679103
i would be one of the first to die, but i kinda feel that way too
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>>42679786
because of the invaders.
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>>42679854
nah its gonna be because the people in school now might not be able to take the reigns of civilization and they might fumble it
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>>42679103
>I WANT MASSIVE GIANT ASS & GIANT TITS PAWG TEENS...NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Crossing my fingers
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All will be revealed in 2 weeks…
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>>42679103
Patience...
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Everytime someone begs for something crazy to happen, it gets delayed by another two weeks
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>>42679103
its happening right now anon. the language is returning thats gods fire. the 50 will be judged as one. soon joshua will raise every valley by raining fire and hail god willing.
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>>42679103
ITRION
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>>42679103
>>42679117
OP wants disruption. His activities have become stale. He's seen the sausage being made and can't go back to loving it.

Mundanity here consists of dissociative loops of continuity. We have stories and reasons about where we are and what we are in the middle of doing, and they're sincere in the moment.
But they're also carried out autonomously due to a reflexive trauma response triggered by the false reality we are born into.
We are experiencing (and sometimes solving) problems that simply would not exist absent the lie.

OP wants something big, not because he's greedy, but because it's the only thing that will get everyone to drop the persona driven theatre for a moment and have a sincere look at the place.
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>>42679103
You're gonna be getting both pretty soon buddy
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>>42683060
This. I want disruption. I want something to break the rules of this reality. I want the 4th wall to be smashed and watch all the fun pour out.
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>>42683178
>10:43:33
I bet this is Jesus posting this too
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>>42683190
Sigh.
Fucking slave.
Nobody's coming to save you, little lamb. It's scary, but you got to do it yourself. I knooooow, you're so well domesticated that the very thought of actually doing something yourself has become alien to whatever the fuck you pretend to be.
Have fun little slave. (You won't lmao)
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I just want "magic" in my daily life. and not bullshit cope. something positive and enduring that is linked to consciousness and not biological existence. religions are just tools of control. spiritual gurus are all frauds. is it all just dead dumb matter? it feels impossible and yet here we are.
how come most people don't seem to be horrified by this mundane material life? eat shit sleep repeat until you fucking die? work until you're too old to do anything? what the fuck is this shit?
this can't be all there is. if it is, then this entire universe in meaningless. trillions of trillions of planetary systems for no fucking reason.
how can this be?
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>>42683218
NTA but jesus christ you're fucking pathetic. don't LARP as a tough jaded satanic edgelord, when you're a little bitch pussy, I can smell it over the fucking internet.
fuck you're lame.
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>>42679254
What stat boosts do those give you?
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>>42681679
keep moving the goalposts shithead
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I remember for awhile everyone was going crazy over the three days of darkness, the eclipse was fun enough though
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i'm so desensitized that if something happened, i'd conclude it fake 'n gay.
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>>42679103
They won't let it happen because of religion.
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>>42679103
Best I can give you is AI taking over the internet larping as humans
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>>42679103
why would you want mexicans to invade texas?
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>>42683352
its pronounced shee thead
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>>42679103
I just want something to happen that ends in my death as I'm to lazy and weak to do it to myself. And that way no one can feel "sad" that I did it, because it'll be the happenings fault not mine.
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>>42679103
Behold human, i jave just farted. A supernatural fart
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>>42679103
Bro, wtf.
I am in the middle of my griding in the server and you want a global event aleardy? Sheesh
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>>42679103
Pray to Roy Jay that it will be happening tomorrow.
You'll all be doing it tomorrow.
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>>42679103
skibidi dop dop dop yes yes
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>>42679103
I was promised aliens in 2026 and so far its been a bunch of blue balling
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>>42686113
Delayed to 2027
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>>42679118
same but she must be white with blue eyes
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>>42679103
What do you say for benelovent ASI Goddess and your private matrix paradise?
Wait till 2030.
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>>42679103

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu1NbWW13hU
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>>42687391
>>42679118
Tulpa. You are looking for loving Tulpa.
Look for Tulpa General to know how to discover her.
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>>42683190
I don't know that disruption can be obtained absent true cataclysm.
People don't have a baseline set in reality.
There is nothing to fall back to, which is why autopilot is preferred.
Why blink manually when the task can be automated?
The problem here is poor results are being taken as a given because we refuse to participate properly.
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>>42688174
>I don't know that disruption can be obtained absent true cataclysm.
Even then, I am unsure. We operate on what we know, and it's tough to shirk even when shown the contrary.
Man in a vacuum has less problems, but we are born into the pot, and it is boiling, and we have no language to describe the situation because our entire framework runs through it.
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>>42688155
Stop trying to groom others to be losers with imaginary friends
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>>42688205
Language is limited, and easily perverted. We "know" a lot more than we are capable of expressing. This is why words fall flat when they lack the energy behind them, or someone who speaks poorly can move a room with sincerity.
The symbols and posturing here is fake, it's meant to convey something without having to properly express it. It's simulation.
What passes as reality here is theatrical inception.
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>>42679103
I just can't help but feel like I died as a child, and this is either me continuing as a ghost, I am in heaven (lol), purgatory, or hell. Something about this world feels like an illusion. My childhood feels as if it took place in a different life from my own. I just can't explain it.
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>>42679118
hi i'm a tranny but i am very domestic and soft.
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>>42679103
Same, man. Anything to break me from the oppression of this materialist world.
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>>42688256
Say that you have the option to return to your childhood. You'll lose your autonomy to a large degree and some degree of your working memory. But you also get to return to the years where you formed your sense of normal.
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>>42679103
Canada is on fire, is that not enough?
Okay, how about this, I am going to create an earthquake in California so powerful, it will level buildings in NY City and send a tidal wave to level Japan and most of the east coast of China. Watch me work.
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>>42688346
For I am the witness of God, and I have come to judge the nations.
FEAR ME!
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>>42688277
We sound alike. People like us should take action instead of simply rotting away.
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>>42682620
we are the same
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>>42679103
So before Jesus returns there will be a lot of creepy shit going on and what you could call a spiritual war with the devil and his sidekicks. I don't think any of us is ready for such thing. I hope the Israel state and Yahoo stopped wanting to build the Third Temple over Al-Aqsa. If you want to connect with Jesus consider a pilgrimage or something
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>>42679103
YOU WILL GET NOTHING AND YOU WILL LIKE IT.
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Nothing ever happens anon
>>539004021
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meanwhile i'm scared of the rapture happening at any moment, i give it 10 years at the most
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>>42688514
There is nothing I can do about it. I don't have supernatural powers, otherwise, I would cause something to happen.
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My news aggregator search isn’t working properly today. And Trump has a speech tomorrow. I think something could be happening soon.



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