>"We come in peace huma-">*I rip it's fucking head off*>*Pick up it's body and whip it around my head, from one of it's legs, like I'm spinning an aeroplane propeller*>*Second one tries to shoot me with a laser of some shit*>*I use a piece of tinfoil to reflect it back and vaporize it*>*third one approaches*>*I grab it's neck and snap it with one hand*FUCK MANTISES FUCK GREY DAYS OF THE PESTICIDE SOON
>>42683786What's wrong with the Mantids?
>>42683807Around an insectShow no respectBug off
>>42683786I wish they were that easy to dealt with. Even prime jon jones has probably no chance against them in hand to hand combat. They don't even need their fancy equipment.
>>42683842Yeah well their mind control powers wouldn't do shit on me I'm autistic as fuck.If they tried it, it would be like a psychic feedback type thing where my autism level fries their brain
>>42683853I don't think they need mind control powers to split open our brains. I am autistic to, I also know how to fight. I know I couldn't have a chance against a 2 meters bug.
>>42683917Wouldn't they not have the same strength, though?Like people say an ant can lift 10x it's body weight but surely if it was the size of a person, it's biology would be way different and that would no longer be true.Also mantises are meant to be like 500iq leddit rick n' morty watchers so I'd imagine their bodies have atrophied
>>42683972I mean in that case it would fun to chop their legs, or axe kick their heads :D But I still think bug is a bug. They are always stronger and faster than any form of life. I hope you are right though :D
>>42684000>They are always stronger and faster than any form of life.Come say that to my planet, bug-boy, and not on the other side of the galaxy, and see what happens
>>42684000>They are always stronger and faster than any form of life. Pincers typed this post
>>42684012>>42684018No brothers I am with you, no matter what. >how can man die better than facing fearful odds, for the ashes of his fathers, and the temples of his gods
>>42683807Traitorous lesbians
>>42683786Apparently they run shit so if I was you, id take some dmt, think about what im gonna say in "the waiting room" and apologize
>>42684079Hey bug retards everything I posted about you is real and not in Minecraft. I will actually do those things in the astral realm or a UFO if you ever abduct me (dare you bitches you won't do shit)
>>42683786>we come in peace>I come in bugs>...Jokes aside, my only experience with these guys is that they seemed to pity humanity. They're also chill, I don't recall being probed or anything, just looking down at earth from a ship.
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greys are my niggas, mantids and nordics seem chill as well. fuck the reptoids though.
>>42684060Lesbians?
>>42683786I approve of this, though personally I've always wanted to punch a grey in his fat head.Fuck aliens, fuck interdimenaionals, fuck em allWait until I ascend to the astral plane you mother fuckers
>>426839172meters? Try like 8
>>426875222 inches? try 8
>>42683786Greys love to rape people in their abductions and ETs love skinning people alive. That’s what happened to the hikers on Dyatlov Pass, it’s also what happened to a man in Guadapiranga reservoir Brazil, and is the basis for the Peruvian legend of pela caras. Cattle mutilations are not limited to cattle, it happens to humans too. Learning about this kind of stuff on badaliens.info is what convinced me of the reality of paranormal phenomena and in a rather traumatic way. The demon explanation does not seem to far out to me.
>>42687522Nooo cannot be. I didn't ever saw someone depicting them that tall.
>>42683807I think they’re supposed to be the most evil of all alien species. Like, the true niggers of space
>>42683842OP over here flexing how the Thri-Kreen never stood a chance.
