Hey ACanon,
a couple of threads ago you helped me with my heart and one of my elbows (the latter still seems to need time to heal, and I hope the former is fine as of now).
There is another thing I would kindly ask you to look into: my lungs. It's seems that I have asthma like symptoms even though I never had a diagnosis for asthma itself. It could stem from other sources of course (like muscular imbalance or something with my digestions) but my main fear is a lung disease.

Could you take a look into it?
Thank you and blessings upon you kind one!

Is my black cat in trouble he seemed to sleepy today all day

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(Sorry?)
ZERO DONATIONS RECEIVED, bless us everyone however. Send me an email

>>42711364
(ignore preceding message, it is not for you)
outside of cancer paradigm (very easy for years now) i have precognition for all ailments and i KEEP GETTING BETTER. your situation is familiar now upon review
I will get in more work and thank you for return question, commonly that's best!
(check in later you might receive a Thesis)
>>42711369
hmm he caught a soul-bug, nothing serious but I'll breathe a wind for him!

>>42711448
thanks
how did he catch it?

>>42711249
Could you heal crippling anxiety?

Hi you skipped me last thread, wondering if you could take a look and cure me.

My liver is really fucked up :|
Let me know if you can do a psychic on that.

>>42711473
there is just a terrible miasma these days... but like the seasons it will go away. have you seen Cyclosporiasis cases which are so random they're like darts on a map? ... FDA found no cause because there is none, it is just general miasma.
but your cat will improve.
>>42711551
are you the guy i skipped twice oops
are you not? bro just remind me what your issue is I don't like to do double telepathy and guess it
>>42711614
certain people in my presence simply automatically receive organ boosts. you were simply there, (though the liver accepts a lot of shit, you needed a big boost). i didn't even have to think. go in peace

HAVE YOU HAD ANOMALOUS EXPERIENCE
TO SUGGEST ACanon IS SOMEHOW REAL?
Do you think his situation is RARE? Well, I can only tell you.

This is literally happening, and at its most passive people are just becoming healthier by my presence alone. I'd sit with you in a coffeeshop and narrate everyone: across the room, they'll cough or hiccup, or point to an organ where they felt SOMETHING, and I'll say, "that man's heart has just improved, and I didn't even have to do anything."
By God, I have received a blessing out of Jesus Christ!

THE NUMBER OF FORUM POSTS ABOUT ME ELSEWHERE IS: ZERO
SPREAD THE WORD! POST IT SOMEWHERE!

>>42711510
something your daddy had. There occur 100+ crises in life to which we respond with PROPER RITUALS which nullify the crisis (example: a girl one day itches in her breast - displays her breast to a man - becomes healthy). If you forever putoff the ritual or do it wrongly you can get sick

like, every Alzheimer's risk patient can be prevented via a once-a-life ritual... you don't have alzheimer's but something in mild category...

it already exploded because you didn't follow in the footsteps of dad. but I'll set you straight. Check in later

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>>42711510
are you italian?
is your daddy an umarell lololololololololol
it is a good life you should learn to embrace it

>>42711804
>Are you the guy I skipped twice
I don’t think so
>Remind me what your issue is
They don’t know yet but probably lymphoma

>>42712169
Oh, lymphoma category is no problem because I have precognition for cancer ailments. I see it now and I will eat it up.

>>42712216
Thanks a bunch

>>42711249
That's a beautiful offer anon, but can you teach me instead? Alternatively, or in addition if I can be greedy, can you take a look at my right shoulder?

>>42712341
In the Gospel, Jesus said to the Samaritan "woman, you have had FIVE husbands" and I only know how to know this. I know how to know SO MUCH it almost isn't fair and I must keep some secrets.
I witness all diseases including several glaring disease-theories (instant ritual billiondollar cures) but definitely need to stay quiet longer than I have.

How can I even know I have more superpowers than anyone? Via superpowers.
Yet of course I'd talk to you, if you wouldn't get intimidated like some others. I'd write you something workable and you could learn. Do you want to email?

Woman, you have been frantic and a little out-of-touch with the people similar to you. Sometimes the best that can happen is to realize you ARE a [MAYAN OR AMERINDIAN] whatever phenotype, and live like it, and eat the foods your culture has allotted.
In fact your shoulder has held the last vestige of the lifestyle of your people, so, of course I'll set you straight.

It's easy.

Fascinating. I have had debilitating tendinopathy, both golfers and tennis elbow in both of my elbows for 3 and half years now. It affects so much that I can’t do without pain.


If this is something you could alleviate, I mean wow, that’d be life changing.

Is there a way to find you should oneself or a loved one come down with cancer?

Can we do anything for you?

My cat is really old, please cleanse her soul-bugs. Thanks anon. Also, can you cure sleep apnea? That would be great.

>>42713141
I cured your elbows.

>>42713196
Impersonator in ACanon#TRIPCODE thread will be automatically operated to remove antisocial depression;
this has consistently happened to every impersonator who comes later to apologize
whatever, you're under psychic block leaving you too meek-and-mild to ask for help directly. Pity the fool!

>>42712155
No im not italian but my adoptive family is, I am unaware of who my real parents are

>>42713211
Agay none of your operations did anything, sweetie. You're just a schizomancer.

>>42711249
Why do you assume all your patients are women?

>>42711249
Cure my depression please i want to be happy thank you very much

>>42713229
see >>42713211
impersonate me and be cured

>>42711249
Cure my insomnia and my chronically clogged nose. Also, where am I from?

>>42711249
Alright, ACanon. Depressanon here.
I’m going to be honest, and I hate to admit it.
But my depression actually has been a lot better since you did your mumbo jumbo or whatever.
I’m still pretty sure it’s all just coincidence, but just in case it’s not, THANK YOU

>>42713257
you shouldn't be ashamed, and (since many people end up checking back with subsequencies) you shouldn't be fearful to report anything that pops up... a butt-crack skin cyst, or any of that...
nothing apparent though. it's good to hear from you, friend

>>42713282
Can you cure my insomnia? I've been chronically sleep deprived for years. Do something about it, please

>>42713282
>butt-crack skin cyst
Why would you say that…?
How could you possibly know that?

>>42713303
>>42713146
you two: for sleep disorders open a ticket at my email, because we want to get it right and it might take a few nights.
insomnia anon: how correct is it that waking up at 2am and driving to Waffle House for rich steak+hash breakfast would put you back to sleep?
acanon-cures@protonmail.com

>>42711249
Hello, I'm new to this threads, but from what I'm seeing, you ACanon, can cure people?

I ask of you then to help my mother with her Diabetes, it's been so sad to see her lately, because she operated her eyes due to cataract, but instead of getting better, she lost about 60% of her vision due to diabetic retinopathy, I've been helping her alot and it would mean the world to me if you could heal her, and as for me maybe you call help me with some of demons and things, I'm trying a lot to get better at my personal life, so any help will be glad.

>>42713316
skin shit means shit. i commonly run into disease such as "you exploded out of your heart chakra at birth, and probably have a mole there" and they'll say yes i do!
but that's fine, and buttcrack cyst (root chakra) is a known painful ailment which costs society billions of dollars...
Do you have buttcrack skin cyst? Look, just tell me if you have a perhaps subsequent ache or pain.

cure my mom low intelligence, she says

>>42713330
i'll look at mom tomorrow probably but your demons should be easy to address. To "get better at personal life" remember it's happier to be in a place where you DON'T have to talk to friends about demons, because that is something people talk about that is offputting to discuss. You'll get better quick

>>42711249
A few threads back I came to you for help not fully even understanding what my problem was, and you said what you saw was a need for absolution from an interpersonal trauma and a soul skewer.

I initially felt better but tensely weird, then had my condition rapidly deteriorate in the next 24 hours and continue for another 3 days after which I reached back out and you said it was a good thing I had because you had accidentally made me arabic.

It took another several days to pass and I kind of just started to assume you were schizo. But since then my overall condition has definitely significantly improved. I don't understand a word of what you're saying, but you were more help than basically anything i'd tried in the last 14 years.

So I'd just like to thank you for your service. Whatever you're doing, however you're doing it, you're providing relief to the community in ways

>>42713360
*in ways nobody else can.

>>42713360
hi friend,
i'll tell you a secret. when I came into this I only knew how to cure cancer. (a frankly uniform task) but applying precognition to learn ANY DISEASE has been an empowering process and THANK YOU for helping me learn.

>>42713323
I have sent you an email

>>42713330
I boosted her pancreas, kidneys and eyes.
Do not attribute her getting better to Agay. He is a piss salesman.

I have cured everything and their mother ITT. Whoever will post under this shall be cured

>>42711249
Give me professional drawing abilities

>>42713338
>>42713397

I see, thanks for the assist, I appreciate the kindness from both of you.

Also, >>42713397, who is Agay? XD

>>42713411
Agay is the schizo op of the thread. He likes to drink from piss bottles.

>>42711249
Can you check if I have mental problems? I think I have chronic Anxiety, but you can snipe for whatever I really have. You know better.
Help me ACanon!

>>42713368
Are you able to help people you've never interacted with?

I have a friend that's in real bad psychological shape.
Her mother is dying, and while the normal request would probably be to help her dying mother, her mother is a narcissistic abuser and enabler of sex abusers and just generally I think has misused her living privileges and would serve everyone's best interest to be escorted from the premises, so I'm not going to argue with nature/fate's decision to indeed do so. However it has nevertheless severely exacerbated my friend's mental and myriad psychosomatic issues to the point she's swinging wildly and barely functional. Right now she at the very least wants to be supportive of her aunt and is totally unable to do basically anything at all, she can't even work to process digest the emotions healthily, it just ends up converting one overwhelming negative emotion into a bigger, worse one that won't digest at all.

Obviously she's got a fairly traumatic childhood to work through. But it also feels like something more is going on than that, that like me something is actively preventing her from getting better naturally and with effort and in fact is deteriorating her harder. Comparing the two in my head I'd say she's in worse shape now than when she was being actively abused.

Maybe i'm jumping to exotic causes, but could you take a look at her please?

>>42713216
You are trollish and insane! Where ever do you live where you have 2 italian parents "but certainly not 3 out of 4, I'm not italian"? You a Jersey boy? A little Greek? (I ask because my psyche provides no geographic info.)
Yes, you're Italian and you never acted the part and it made you sick, but now you're going to make amends. GABAGOOL AND MEDITERRANEAN DIET. And live like every stereotype because it is a GOOD LIFE.

Look, this is insane, but you've made me learn a cherished phenotype. God bless the Italians! For an Italian man takes a wife and one day hopes to urinate in her presence, and doing so will instantly snap him from EVER getting prostate cancer, and guarantee him a happy position Umarelling on the street eventually.
You never did that, (or did it incorrectly,) but now you're going to be all right.

>>42713216
I am from Arizona US, now living in California US. And you are correct I mever embraced italian traditions.

>>42711448
Checking in for the potential Thesis (Lung, Heart, Elbow anon here)

>>42715107
You Help me before, Thank you!

Can you give me some information on my soul "phenotype"? Sounds interesting.

>>42711249
Can you cure mental illnesses? If yes, please cure my binge eating disorder. It's been eating at me for my whole life, and I've only been able to supress it, until I can't anymore and the cycle repeats.

>>42713093
Thank you! I appreciate all that very much. The insight is interesting, too, but we might as well continue by email then I suppose. I'll email you later today or tomorrow then.

>>42711249
Hello,
Person with ADHD and Hand numbness.
Hands: Unexpectedly better, numbness that was going towards my shoulder has been gone since day 2 post contact, now only carpal tunnel issues remain. These were distinct issues, had the numbness before carpal, so yeah, that is wonderful.
Adhd, not sure, but does feel slightly better on the organization front and start-stopping tasks and focus, I'd say slightly better.

May I do one more request, kind healer?
CPTSD/BPD symptoms. Is this something that can be done, I am asking, not knowing exactly what I'm asking, but knowing that benevolence exists.
Or should I focus on identity finding/creating and stick with the DBT plans? (will have to learn dbt anyway because I'd like to, but I hope i'm communicating well)
Whatever your answer, I hope you are well and wish you to be more blessed than the blessings you give to the world.
Thanks ACanon!
Best wishes!
>>42713093
Also may I learn too?

>>42716316
Or, can my executive dysfunction (frontal lobe deficiencies) from complex trauma, not just adhd, be cured? that would be cool

I asked in a previous thread but someone else had a similar problem so maybe my post got mixed up with theirs. My dad's knees are really bad and he's in queue for an operation. Can you help him?

>>42716719
Although I might add that he's away on a trip currently so I won't see him for a few weeks and thus won't be able to make a status report.

>>42715239
Yes here is your thesis. LUNG wrongly flagged as a sex organ; you are left with frantic awareness like a woman imminently obtaining breast cancer, (for a woman must display breasts to men to stave off cancer) yet... as confused as you ought to be.
That's going to improve for you. Lots of people like you in the thread
>>42713330
Mom's diabetes is going out but the eye was partially due to psychic shit with YOU sir... both of these should improve but the eye is so mechanical we might only pay for it

>>42713331
Depressanon here… I don’t think it’s a cyst, but I do think it’s like a rash or something.
I just found it incredibly odd that you mentioned something like that.
In 40 years of life, I’ve never had anything wrong in this specific location except for the past week.
So it is quite a coincidence.
….
So I mean, how does this all work? You really can help cure ailments just by an anonymous poster spouting a few words at you?
How far do your psychic/esp/whatever powers go? If I write a number on paper, can you guess it?
Just curious is all.
Again, I don’t really believe it, but I’m entertaining the possibility.
I know that psychic stuff exists, but I’ve never seen any evidence to suggest it’s ever accurate enough to be of any real use irl.

This is probably a long shot, but can you repair iatrogenic damage?

Hey I have Nail Psoriasis and potentially Cholinergic Urticaria. (A dermatologist said it was something else but he didn't look at any of my symptoms so I think he just wanted to sell me a ton of pills.) Are you capable of fixing these?

ARE YOU FOR REAL ??? I real need it, I have big money also $$$

me too !!!! I am a gambler so money is not a problem

>>42711249
if you can cure my hernia telepathicaly i will say you´re the man!.
i already cure cancer without telepathicaly.

Hey ACanon, please try this one. A close family member has had extreme paranoia for 10+ years and refuses treatment. It’s completely destroying the household. We’ve also had a long history of paranormal activity in the building, going back as far as I can remember. I don’t know whether it’s connected, but at this point I’m desperate enough to ask. See what you pick up.

>>42717090
Yes it's real, yes I'm the only one.
If you want to be Eager Priority Friends you can send me an email with deets. I will scan you in the next few hours
>>42716935
I seem to abuse quantum-mechanical phenomena resulting from wave-particle duality: perceive everything as quantized particles; NOTHING perceives as a wave. My situation exploded until I had further superpowers of Precognition, (auto-answers for procedure questions) and Automation (PEOPLE SIMPLY GET HEALTHIER IN MY PRESENCE) in addition to 100% LookupTable Function (meaning: i CAN find you.)
>>42717094
are you sure? Be honest with yourself if you're in any situation (this isn't psychic: just advice.) Your cancerous lung is going to be cured and that is free of charge.
>>42717426
Your friend's schizophrenia is of a familiar paradigm. (Yes, threadmates, you already know what it is.) They're going to feel very relieved soon.

I've just got back from the Plasma Donation clinic for money and I feel very stupid about that.

>>42717426
Your situation has re-notified me that more work is needed and I might be on you for a bit. There is perhaps a child involved as well (an interpersonal disease, not uncommon) so now I will have to do triple diligence.
>>42717090
You are a woman with lady-ailment such as PCOS, which arises from the rude actions of men. Something about it is preventing auto-cure but I will work it out after this paranoiac schmuck finishes.

>>42717024
interesting, do slavs need a ritual, during which you and mom both got fuckups? you've both earned yourselves a cleaning. shouldn't be hard at all

>>42717090
ARE YOU CYSTIC FIBROSIS?
fuck, i helped a guy in /int/ sweden thread with this but he never reported afterwards.
Cystic fibrosis occurs because your childhood Colic literally never resolved (born with block against ever resolving)
oh wow, this will take some time and coughing but you will be restored.

Spouse gets migraines and sinuses get wrecked
Mom's memory is starting to go
Dad gets little sharp shooting pains daily like lower spine and leg joints, all the walking/standing parts it seems like
Niece is rocketing toward bpd or sociopathy or worse
can and will update on all. thank you for making these threads.