Hey ACanon,
a couple of threads ago you helped me with my heart and one of my elbows (the latter still seems to need time to heal, and I hope the former is fine as of now).
There is another thing I would kindly ask you to look into: my lungs. It's seems that I have asthma like symptoms even though I never had a diagnosis for asthma itself. It could stem from other sources of course (like muscular imbalance or something with my digestions) but my main fear is a lung disease.

Could you take a look into it?
Thank you and blessings upon you kind one!

Is my black cat in trouble he seemed to sleepy today all day

TRYING TO CUT MY FOODSERVICE JOB 5HOURS MORE; DONATIONS APPRECIATED
(Sorry?)
ZERO DONATIONS RECEIVED, bless us everyone however. Send me an email

>>42711364
(ignore preceding message, it is not for you)
outside of cancer paradigm (very easy for years now) i have precognition for all ailments and i KEEP GETTING BETTER. your situation is familiar now upon review
I will get in more work and thank you for return question, commonly that's best!
(check in later you might receive a Thesis)
>>42711369
hmm he caught a soul-bug, nothing serious but I'll breathe a wind for him!

>>42711448
thanks
how did he catch it?

>>42711249
Could you heal crippling anxiety?

Hi you skipped me last thread, wondering if you could take a look and cure me.

My liver is really fucked up :|
Let me know if you can do a psychic on that.

>>42711473
there is just a terrible miasma these days... but like the seasons it will go away. have you seen Cyclosporiasis cases which are so random they're like darts on a map? ... FDA found no cause because there is none, it is just general miasma.
but your cat will improve.
>>42711551
are you the guy i skipped twice oops
are you not? bro just remind me what your issue is I don't like to do double telepathy and guess it
>>42711614
certain people in my presence simply automatically receive organ boosts. you were simply there, (though the liver accepts a lot of shit, you needed a big boost). i didn't even have to think. go in peace

HAVE YOU HAD ANOMALOUS EXPERIENCE
TO SUGGEST ACanon IS SOMEHOW REAL?
Do you think his situation is RARE? Well, I can only tell you.

This is literally happening, and at its most passive people are just becoming healthier by my presence alone. I'd sit with you in a coffeeshop and narrate everyone: across the room, they'll cough or hiccup, or point to an organ where they felt SOMETHING, and I'll say, "that man's heart has just improved, and I didn't even have to do anything."
By God, I have received a blessing out of Jesus Christ!

THE NUMBER OF FORUM POSTS ABOUT ME ELSEWHERE IS: ZERO
SPREAD THE WORD! POST IT SOMEWHERE!

>>42711510
something your daddy had. There occur 100+ crises in life to which we respond with PROPER RITUALS which nullify the crisis (example: a girl one day itches in her breast - displays her breast to a man - becomes healthy). If you forever putoff the ritual or do it wrongly you can get sick

like, every Alzheimer's risk patient can be prevented via a once-a-life ritual... you don't have alzheimer's but something in mild category...

it already exploded because you didn't follow in the footsteps of dad. but I'll set you straight. Check in later

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>>42711510
are you italian?
is your daddy an umarell lololololololololol
it is a good life you should learn to embrace it

>>42711804
>Are you the guy I skipped twice
I don’t think so
>Remind me what your issue is
They don’t know yet but probably lymphoma

>>42712169
Oh, lymphoma category is no problem because I have precognition for cancer ailments. I see it now and I will eat it up.

>>42712216
Thanks a bunch

>>42711249
That's a beautiful offer anon, but can you teach me instead? Alternatively, or in addition if I can be greedy, can you take a look at my right shoulder?

>>42712341
In the Gospel, Jesus said to the Samaritan "woman, you have had FIVE husbands" and I only know how to know this. I know how to know SO MUCH it almost isn't fair and I must keep some secrets.
I witness all diseases including several glaring disease-theories (instant ritual billiondollar cures) but definitely need to stay quiet longer than I have.

How can I even know I have more superpowers than anyone? Via superpowers.
Yet of course I'd talk to you, if you wouldn't get intimidated like some others. I'd write you something workable and you could learn. Do you want to email?

Woman, you have been frantic and a little out-of-touch with the people similar to you. Sometimes the best that can happen is to realize you ARE a [MAYAN OR AMERINDIAN] whatever phenotype, and live like it, and eat the foods your culture has allotted.
In fact your shoulder has held the last vestige of the lifestyle of your people, so, of course I'll set you straight.

It's easy.

Fascinating. I have had debilitating tendinopathy, both golfers and tennis elbow in both of my elbows for 3 and half years now. It affects so much that I can’t do without pain.


If this is something you could alleviate, I mean wow, that’d be life changing.

Is there a way to find you should oneself or a loved one come down with cancer?

Can we do anything for you?

My cat is really old, please cleanse her soul-bugs. Thanks anon. Also, can you cure sleep apnea? That would be great.

>>42713141
I cured your elbows.

>>42713196
Impersonator in ACanon#TRIPCODE thread will be automatically operated to remove antisocial depression;
this has consistently happened to every impersonator who comes later to apologize
whatever, you're under psychic block leaving you too meek-and-mild to ask for help directly. Pity the fool!

>>42712155
No im not italian but my adoptive family is, I am unaware of who my real parents are

>>42713211
Agay none of your operations did anything, sweetie. You're just a schizomancer.

>>42711249
Why do you assume all your patients are women?

>>42711249
Cure my depression please i want to be happy thank you very much

>>42713229
see >>42713211
impersonate me and be cured

>>42711249
Cure my insomnia and my chronically clogged nose. Also, where am I from?

>>42711249
Alright, ACanon. Depressanon here.
I’m going to be honest, and I hate to admit it.
But my depression actually has been a lot better since you did your mumbo jumbo or whatever.
I’m still pretty sure it’s all just coincidence, but just in case it’s not, THANK YOU

>>42713257
you shouldn't be ashamed, and (since many people end up checking back with subsequencies) you shouldn't be fearful to report anything that pops up... a butt-crack skin cyst, or any of that...
nothing apparent though. it's good to hear from you, friend

>>42713282
Can you cure my insomnia? I've been chronically sleep deprived for years. Do something about it, please

>>42713282
>butt-crack skin cyst
Why would you say that…?
How could you possibly know that?

>>42713303
>>42713146
you two: for sleep disorders open a ticket at my email, because we want to get it right and it might take a few nights.
insomnia anon: how correct is it that waking up at 2am and driving to Waffle House for rich steak+hash breakfast would put you back to sleep?
acanon-cures@protonmail.com

>>42711249
Hello, I'm new to this threads, but from what I'm seeing, you ACanon, can cure people?

I ask of you then to help my mother with her Diabetes, it's been so sad to see her lately, because she operated her eyes due to cataract, but instead of getting better, she lost about 60% of her vision due to diabetic retinopathy, I've been helping her alot and it would mean the world to me if you could heal her, and as for me maybe you call help me with some of demons and things, I'm trying a lot to get better at my personal life, so any help will be glad.

>>42713316
skin shit means shit. i commonly run into disease such as "you exploded out of your heart chakra at birth, and probably have a mole there" and they'll say yes i do!
but that's fine, and buttcrack cyst (root chakra) is a known painful ailment which costs society billions of dollars...
Do you have buttcrack skin cyst? Look, just tell me if you have a perhaps subsequent ache or pain.

cure my mom low intelligence, she says

>>42713330
i'll look at mom tomorrow probably but your demons should be easy to address. To "get better at personal life" remember it's happier to be in a place where you DON'T have to talk to friends about demons, because that is something people talk about that is offputting to discuss. You'll get better quick

>>42711249
A few threads back I came to you for help not fully even understanding what my problem was, and you said what you saw was a need for absolution from an interpersonal trauma and a soul skewer.

I initially felt better but tensely weird, then had my condition rapidly deteriorate in the next 24 hours and continue for another 3 days after which I reached back out and you said it was a good thing I had because you had accidentally made me arabic.

It took another several days to pass and I kind of just started to assume you were schizo. But since then my overall condition has definitely significantly improved. I don't understand a word of what you're saying, but you were more help than basically anything i'd tried in the last 14 years.

So I'd just like to thank you for your service. Whatever you're doing, however you're doing it, you're providing relief to the community in ways

>>42713360
*in ways nobody else can.

>>42713360
hi friend,
i'll tell you a secret. when I came into this I only knew how to cure cancer. (a frankly uniform task) but applying precognition to learn ANY DISEASE has been an empowering process and THANK YOU for helping me learn.

>>42713323
I have sent you an email

>>42713330
I boosted her pancreas, kidneys and eyes.
Do not attribute her getting better to Agay. He is a piss salesman.

I have cured everything and their mother ITT. Whoever will post under this shall be cured

>>42711249
Give me professional drawing abilities

>>42713338
>>42713397

I see, thanks for the assist, I appreciate the kindness from both of you.

Also, >>42713397, who is Agay? XD

>>42713411
Agay is the schizo op of the thread. He likes to drink from piss bottles.

>>42711249
Can you check if I have mental problems? I think I have chronic Anxiety, but you can snipe for whatever I really have. You know better.
Help me ACanon!

>>42713368
Are you able to help people you've never interacted with?

I have a friend that's in real bad psychological shape.
Her mother is dying, and while the normal request would probably be to help her dying mother, her mother is a narcissistic abuser and enabler of sex abusers and just generally I think has misused her living privileges and would serve everyone's best interest to be escorted from the premises, so I'm not going to argue with nature/fate's decision to indeed do so. However it has nevertheless severely exacerbated my friend's mental and myriad psychosomatic issues to the point she's swinging wildly and barely functional. Right now she at the very least wants to be supportive of her aunt and is totally unable to do basically anything at all, she can't even work to process digest the emotions healthily, it just ends up converting one overwhelming negative emotion into a bigger, worse one that won't digest at all.

Obviously she's got a fairly traumatic childhood to work through. But it also feels like something more is going on than that, that like me something is actively preventing her from getting better naturally and with effort and in fact is deteriorating her harder. Comparing the two in my head I'd say she's in worse shape now than when she was being actively abused.

Maybe i'm jumping to exotic causes, but could you take a look at her please?

>>42713216
You are trollish and insane! Where ever do you live where you have 2 italian parents "but certainly not 3 out of 4, I'm not italian"? You a Jersey boy? A little Greek? (I ask because my psyche provides no geographic info.)
Yes, you're Italian and you never acted the part and it made you sick, but now you're going to make amends. GABAGOOL AND MEDITERRANEAN DIET. And live like every stereotype because it is a GOOD LIFE.

Look, this is insane, but you've made me learn a cherished phenotype. God bless the Italians! For an Italian man takes a wife and one day hopes to urinate in her presence, and doing so will instantly snap him from EVER getting prostate cancer, and guarantee him a happy position Umarelling on the street eventually.
You never did that, (or did it incorrectly,) but now you're going to be all right.

>>42713216
I am from Arizona US, now living in California US. And you are correct I mever embraced italian traditions.

>>42711448
Checking in for the potential Thesis (Lung, Heart, Elbow anon here)

>>42715107
You Help me before, Thank you!

Can you give me some information on my soul "phenotype"? Sounds interesting.

>>42711249
Can you cure mental illnesses? If yes, please cure my binge eating disorder. It's been eating at me for my whole life, and I've only been able to supress it, until I can't anymore and the cycle repeats.

>>42713093
Thank you! I appreciate all that very much. The insight is interesting, too, but we might as well continue by email then I suppose. I'll email you later today or tomorrow then.

>>42711249
Hello,
Person with ADHD and Hand numbness.
Hands: Unexpectedly better, numbness that was going towards my shoulder has been gone since day 2 post contact, now only carpal tunnel issues remain. These were distinct issues, had the numbness before carpal, so yeah, that is wonderful.
Adhd, not sure, but does feel slightly better on the organization front and start-stopping tasks and focus, I'd say slightly better.

May I do one more request, kind healer?
CPTSD/BPD symptoms. Is this something that can be done, I am asking, not knowing exactly what I'm asking, but knowing that benevolence exists.
Or should I focus on identity finding/creating and stick with the DBT plans? (will have to learn dbt anyway because I'd like to, but I hope i'm communicating well)
Whatever your answer, I hope you are well and wish you to be more blessed than the blessings you give to the world.
Thanks ACanon!
Best wishes!
>>42713093
Also may I learn too?

>>42716316
Or, can my executive dysfunction (frontal lobe deficiencies) from complex trauma, not just adhd, be cured? that would be cool

I asked in a previous thread but someone else had a similar problem so maybe my post got mixed up with theirs. My dad's knees are really bad and he's in queue for an operation. Can you help him?

>>42716719
Although I might add that he's away on a trip currently so I won't see him for a few weeks and thus won't be able to make a status report.

>>42715239
Yes here is your thesis. LUNG wrongly flagged as a sex organ; you are left with frantic awareness like a woman imminently obtaining breast cancer, (for a woman must display breasts to men to stave off cancer) yet... as confused as you ought to be.
That's going to improve for you. Lots of people like you in the thread
>>42713330
Mom's diabetes is going out but the eye was partially due to psychic shit with YOU sir... both of these should improve but the eye is so mechanical we might only pay for it

>>42713331
Depressanon here… I don’t think it’s a cyst, but I do think it’s like a rash or something.
I just found it incredibly odd that you mentioned something like that.
In 40 years of life, I’ve never had anything wrong in this specific location except for the past week.
So it is quite a coincidence.
….
So I mean, how does this all work? You really can help cure ailments just by an anonymous poster spouting a few words at you?
How far do your psychic/esp/whatever powers go? If I write a number on paper, can you guess it?
Just curious is all.
Again, I don’t really believe it, but I’m entertaining the possibility.
I know that psychic stuff exists, but I’ve never seen any evidence to suggest it’s ever accurate enough to be of any real use irl.

This is probably a long shot, but can you repair iatrogenic damage?

Hey I have Nail Psoriasis and potentially Cholinergic Urticaria. (A dermatologist said it was something else but he didn't look at any of my symptoms so I think he just wanted to sell me a ton of pills.) Are you capable of fixing these?

ARE YOU FOR REAL ??? I real need it, I have big money also $$$

me too !!!! I am a gambler so money is not a problem

>>42711249
if you can cure my hernia telepathicaly i will say you´re the man!.
i already cure cancer without telepathicaly.

Hey ACanon, please try this one. A close family member has had extreme paranoia for 10+ years and refuses treatment. It’s completely destroying the household. We’ve also had a long history of paranormal activity in the building, going back as far as I can remember. I don’t know whether it’s connected, but at this point I’m desperate enough to ask. See what you pick up.

>>42717090
Yes it's real, yes I'm the only one.
If you want to be Eager Priority Friends you can send me an email with deets. I will scan you in the next few hours
>>42716935
I seem to abuse quantum-mechanical phenomena resulting from wave-particle duality: perceive everything as quantized particles; NOTHING perceives as a wave. My situation exploded until I had further superpowers of Precognition, (auto-answers for procedure questions) and Automation (PEOPLE SIMPLY GET HEALTHIER IN MY PRESENCE) in addition to 100% LookupTable Function (meaning: i CAN find you.)
>>42717094
are you sure? Be honest with yourself if you're in any situation (this isn't psychic: just advice.) Your cancerous lung is going to be cured and that is free of charge.
>>42717426
Your friend's schizophrenia is of a familiar paradigm. (Yes, threadmates, you already know what it is.) They're going to feel very relieved soon.

I've just got back from the Plasma Donation clinic for money and I feel very stupid about that.

>>42717426
Your situation has re-notified me that more work is needed and I might be on you for a bit. There is perhaps a child involved as well (an interpersonal disease, not uncommon) so now I will have to do triple diligence.
>>42717090
You are a woman with lady-ailment such as PCOS, which arises from the rude actions of men. Something about it is preventing auto-cure but I will work it out after this paranoiac schmuck finishes.

>>42717024
interesting, do slavs need a ritual, during which you and mom both got fuckups? you've both earned yourselves a cleaning. shouldn't be hard at all

>>42717090
ARE YOU CYSTIC FIBROSIS?
fuck, i helped a guy in /int/ sweden thread with this but he never reported afterwards.
Cystic fibrosis occurs because your childhood Colic literally never resolved (born with block against ever resolving)
oh wow, this will take some time and coughing but you will be restored.

Spouse gets migraines and sinuses get wrecked
Mom's memory is starting to go
Dad gets little sharp shooting pains daily like lower spine and leg joints, all the walking/standing parts it seems like
Niece is rocketing toward bpd or sociopathy or worse
can and will update on all. thank you for making these threads.

>>42711249
ACanon, young Carson is having surgery to remove his brain tumor. Please aid him if you can. He’s a good kid

>>42716868
Thank you! Really appreciate you looking into it

>>42719458
There is a cognitohazard man walking the Earth in your hometown. He has caused many cancers including this one. Carson will be improved and the spree of the man is at an end.

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>>42720584
Whatsup Brit, why are you pretending to be German?

Do you heal through Christ?

Hey there,

Hoping you can somehow help with my general apathy and lack of motivation.

I have a pretty terrible family history for cancer and other diseases too, so anything you can do to help alleviate any potential issues would be greatly appreciated.

Can't say I'm not curious about the whole thing. If there are any noteworthy insights in general, give me a shout.

Sending out good vibes regardless. Thanks for seemingly helping some people.

Can you please help me with my impotence? It has hampered me from ever developing a normal life. I suspect it is a combination of my insulin dependent diabetes, psychological factors (repeated failure) and low end of normal testosterone that doctor’s won’t treat, even though it really is at the lowest end of the scale to meet the threshold for treatment. Anything you can you do help. Thank you.

>>42720631
Christ is King and I exist in his domain and under his PARTICULAR admonition for the straight and narrow path.
All his saints are in motion and it is a motion with which I am empowered to heal. The situation is rare and VERY LARGE. It is not perfectly clear how most efficiently to play it out, but it is working and it is GOOD.
I have also awareness of all the prophets of the Earth but I should hesitate a very long time before I tell it like it is.
>>42719358
Mom is not Alzheimer's but a categorical thing... a half-measure. She will be improved and also be freed of an eventual breast cancer... strictly an eventuality.
There will be more to come

>>42717016
Yes I can repair iatrogenic damage. What does that mean? I see vague shapes but I want to freeze before I act.
What have you got going on? (On a hunch, are you trans and-or detransing? You need to be clear about your intent.)

>>42720948
A careless dentist shaved some of my teeth on the left side of my mouth too much which has led to chronic problems such as an uneven bite and pain when eating.
Oh and interesting that you should mention being trans, because I used to be a crossdresser and still have urges to crossdress sometimes.

Discovered today my father has kidney cancer. The black mass is already bigger then his right kidney. Please help him.

>>42720993
I hope ACanon is able to heal your dad. I knew a young woman once who got diagnosed with kidney cancer and she died soon after that.

>>42715562
>binge eating
I see something that would make you frantic but I have not studied this before. I enjoy precognition which notifies me of next steps to take always. But your case is best done with repeated checkins. Email me acanon-cures@protonmail.com
>>42720980
Well, I didn't want to guess because you had a mixed indicator and if you shake up a really trans person (who could have been discussing a surgery they'd regretted) you'll get them suicidal.
It's hard to say what will "regrow" but I'm always astonishing myself. I personally never obtained tooth decay before the superpowers happened. But Ray Peat and others have claimed they grew them back.
I'll do something for you. Start using the toothpaste your father uses. I have no adverse reports against fluoride at this time.
>>42720993
Dad's cancer will be cured. It is straightforward.

>>42721037
Thanks. I'm not sure what toothpaste he uses, but I'll find out tomorrow probably.

>>42721037
By the way, what does it mean in practice, if I have some kind of trans indicator? A sex therapist told me once that since I have the urge to crossdress I should do so since suppressing it would end up causing psychological problems. But my sense, from studying the Bible and having certain dreams which I interpreted as divine messages, is that God wouldn't want me to crossdress. Any insight is appreciated!

Please cure my throat OP. Dunno if it's cancer related

>>42721288
easy chakra shite: go in peace (maybe you feel nothing until tonight)
>>42721151
there is a phenomenon mostly manifesting as Foursquaring: since I most commonly do a "titty check" first thing for gender, people with indeterminacy will have a literal quartile of their breast region with aura (the rest is aura-free like a man).
it's the same with circumcision when I do parlor tricks and guess circumcision status, but if Foursquaring causes me to guess wrongly it's because your status was all wrong for you anyway
you probably had psychic shock with a woman once (she was probably evil)
>>42716316
you've used a lot of AI tokens wouldn't you like to email me (autoreply will tell you how you can gift)

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>>42721443
Your cancer will vanish, worthy one.

help fix my mental and physical, have been damaged by very heavy drug abuse a year or two ago. nothing syndromes but general malaise, loss of energy despite seeking spirituality, alongside severe severe vomiting on and off for a while. and my ed as well (both definitions, food and 3rd leg). too young for this

>>42711249

much love if you can work. i study medicine and am yet to fix my ails despite many different attempts

>>42711249
Hello Anon, could you try and cure my sciatic nerve damage please? The nerve damage is so severe im in a wheelchair and can barely walk.
Thank you

>>42720721
sincerest thanks, looking forward to it

you mentioned brain cancer to me in the last thread, something i never considered. how confident is that reading now? the insanity flavored me something fierce

Hi I emailed you about my wife's cancer this morning, just reposting here.

>>42711249
Can you bring back my foreskin?

>>42717768
How does this LookUp Table thing work?
Can you sense our names, see our faces?
I wish I had something else wrong with me to use as a sort of experiment.
I’m on a weird spot in life so I can’t use depression and everything else wrong with me is just because I’ve been training really hard the last couple of weeks.
Does it always have to be something “wrong”?
I have melasma on my forehead that is annoying, a bit unsightly and isn’t going to improve on its own.
What about something like that?

>>42726724
what's 100%ed in LookupTable is the fact that I CAN FIND YOU and that is a ZERO EXPENDITURE
everything else is binary spatial information (from human aura) under a utilitarian interpretation of quantum mechanics (nonetheless a superpower)
I do not "see" but I "everything-except-see"; my educated guesses of even skin color can and will be wrong if you have psychic anomaly (but this is a minority)
as a rule I have nothing for names or geospatial information
>>42724805
your wife's cancer, which you knew to be melanoma, resulted from psychic shock with her cognitohazard Australian father. i ate it as a high-dimensional cancer and then all her liverspots swallowed into my body and I ate THEM like a normal cancer, (then her psyche)
incidentally it was time for her titty to explode of age, and it'd be just tragic for one thing to be followed by another, so I exploded it into you (which is the cure)
since you're emailing me, do followups in email

>>42726724
it's similar to a shining light that draws me to look at disease, but I can extract neutral information like circumcision status or phenotype indicators
your melasma because your thirdeye chakra exploded huehuehue if you'd been a girl this would have you crushin gon me

>>42723731
my apologies to you, let's see
what'd you do, say "cure me" with no info? interpreted as a challenge this will get you a crappy result (as i said in op)
i may have wrongly interpreted a sign that THIS SOUL IS AWAITING CANCER if the sign was on the head.
your prostate is ailing but not cancerous: eventually when it becomes time to become a "non-ejaculator" it becomes a CANCER SEED AWAITING RITUAL (which doesn't mean cancer in and of itself: strictly it is a soul-structure)

so i apologize you don't have braincancer, and you WILL be cleaned up
lesson learned: zero-info cure challenges are retarded

Hey AC, around 2 weeks ago we chatted, Im mystery illness anon. Let me know if that rings a bell, I can explain my situation again if necessary

>>42726887
hello! Yes a sleep disorder, and I said I was nervously watching another case the same time and wanted more study.
The "mystery illness" was in fact all hers, multiplying her insomnia complexity 16x and I have a much better gist of insomnia machines now as a result (yours should be much quicker)
I have to close this night without doing more (sorry so little!) but you're first in line after work tomorrow (i prefer email for you)

The mystery illness, which is inapplicable to you had been: an undescribed mutation among Venezuelans (or Mayans, perhaps even Russians) causing MEN to experience no effects and WOMEN to develop crippling inability to piss (resulting in insomnia). it is an alternate manifestation of Cystic Fibrosis (the never-resolving infant colic disease).

I just wish to be able to sing again. My lungs were shot by smoking and vaping. This probably is the least of my worries but all I want to be able to do is sing again.

>>42727041
and your lungs were shot by chakra typeshit; i see it and you should check in tomorrow night
I love to sing: when I get into a euphoria I have a commendable falsetto.

>>42726931
Glad you remembered, looking foward to hearing from you again. Heres a throwaway email--- throwawayNeb@proton.me

My liver is bad but i don't even drink. I've also got anger/stress demons I would love ripped out of me..

>>42726831
Alright, my third eye chakra exploded…
Those are honestly just words to me.
What do I do? What should I do?
Why should I even care?
Is exploded chakra bad?

>>42711249
Hi Acanon.

I asked you to help me with my erectile disfunction a couple of weeks ago. I haven't had the chance to try and have sex with my girlfriend yet. I'll report what happens. I've had stronger erections when I'm alone, but that also may be because I'm doing Nofap and cut porn off.

Now, I just had a question. You obviously are not from any Anglo country. English is clearly not your first language. Where are you from?

>>42731447
you hurt my feelings
i come from autism land

>>42730854
>>42731554
If you’ve got some more mojo to direct at my depression, I could feel it creeping up earlier.
Thank you

Gut issues, constipation alleviated only by coffee and high fiber. Could be polyps or colonic inflammation.
Would appreciate healing
Thank you, anon

sorry for pauses friends, this is my workweek (tomorrow is my 'friday') and i haven't been able to cut hours yet
i am also working with various emails (yet i'm still delinquent there too, sorry)
>>42728315
interesting how you got caught like this femanon, psychic-neg from an older man did the liver, sometimes when I'm trollish I send people on ayurvedic tasks like "go to your husband" but I'll just fix this up
>>42734510
sure i see a mismatch, i'll work something and see if it's a recurring thing tomorrow
>>42727041
hi have you ever had blood sausage? something you ate was severely non Kosher. if Germans like to eat it for empowerment that's nice but uh others will find it cognitohazard. stay away and let me know how you feel now

>>42734970
hey acanon, i was the singer from earlier. the fire’s burn and the smoke clogs the air, the sun’s red and my breath is shallow. hope you’re doing well :)

>>42734994
ok. a little more work (for when i begin a machine I am later notified if there is more work to do);
a fun fact is that Christian Immersion Baptism (by another human being) can change your voice profoundly (Axl Rose and innumerable rockstars are all immersion baptized whether it happened accidentally or not) but you'd have to think hard about whether this is what's for you... (honestly you seem to have a separate thing going on so stick to it)

Hello, I have a varicocele on my left nut, can you heal this?
Thank you.

>>42735144
Hi ACanon.
I think you might have missed my post
>>42730854
I’m interested in this

>>42711249
Hey ACanon, since getting covid years ago it gave me many chronic symptoms, one of them having severe gut issues. I have lost weight, have constipation, have pain above my belly button if I overeat any other symptoms. Pain is located 1-2 inches above belly button at the center, no idea what it is. It could be SIBO (small intestine bacterial overload) it could be hernia or something else. Thank you!

If that is tricky due to not knowing exactly what it is, my other post covid sympt

>>42737098
Cont. Other symptom is POTS (postural ortosthatic tachycardia) that manifests as heart pounding hard upon any exertion along with higher heart rate (e.g just basic walking and my hr is 110, light jogging 160-180) or even just tossing in my bed and heart pounds hard

I recently found out that I have an arachnoid cyst in my right frontal/parietal lobe area. I think it my be the source of my aspergers and some joint hypermobility and muscle laxity. Makes me more prone to poor posture and neck pain. Not sure if it it's the actual cause or something totally benign. Would love some help with this. Many thanks ACanon

>>42720721
update on Mom (>>42719358 was me)
we had dinner with them last night. Mom kept remarking that some new weird shit had been going on with the side of her head all day. She wondered if she'd gotten stung in the neck by something yesterday morning, or if she's getting shingles or who knows what. From top of head down past jaw, and only on right side. Dunno how best to describe it but let's go with bizarre small focused blooms of random stinging pain.

She kept bringing it up because it kept happening, not because she'd forgotten she already told us. Memory stuff actually maybe did seem a little better.

>>42720721
oh also
>There will be more to come
just in case that wasn't in reference to her: sinuses have been pretty chill while awake and sleeping has been noticeably more peaceful during/restorative afterwards (all of which sorta comes and goes normally (but doesn't typically go and stay go this long)); Dad no change observed; niece haven't seen her yet

>>42738101
interesting. when her aura got shifted out of the Negative Zone she instantly obtained breast crisis ("i must display my breast to my husband or I will get cancer") COMBINED with this particular oddity: the onset of breast cancer is associated with flareups in the ear region and inner ear vertigo
any breast cancer doctor will tell you about the ear thing but she inherited something from her dad making it severe, i'll see if I can do something

the breast thing itself is a lol-nonissue in my context actually

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>>42711864
there seems to be a horde of megalithic
atrocities surrounding this current vessel
is there a way to banish or vanquish if let alone resolve any dilemma that has them severely
obsessed???

I have a bad bunyon on my right big toe. Can you help with that?

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>>42738388
hello femanon
you're a bit young aren't you? it's fine, I've seen this thing before. It's like the schizo-thing that half these 4channers have but it's in the opposite direction: emotional. You're gonna do great.

Hows Work ACanon? Everything ok, do you need any help?

>>42738358
Spoke with her after posting. She said it was better today. Stinging pains confirmed, those were the words she used this time. Also said eye and face. No mention of ear yesterday or today. Asked about vertigo but convo got interrupted just then and we didn't end up getting back to it. Did I inherit the something from her that she got from Grandpa or does it not work that way?

>>42711249
Diabetic, cure please, thanks

please cure my lungs

>>42711249
Mom have brain cancer, cure please

Please heal my esophagus and rid my body of cancer

>>42711249
Please cure my mothers cancer and my diabetes, thanks!

Hi anon,

I have three different requests id like to make:

My girlfriend has endometriosis and i would be thankful if you would help her in this regard.

Secondly, my mother has leukemia and colon problems. She has a lot of health issues and has been suffering for a long time now.

Finally, i dont have the best of kidneys and i get bloated very easily. I also dont have the best of health in genetal but i dont know what its due to.

Thanks for the help anon and sending good vibes!

>>42739169
ok, one more job for her, want to set her straight
doesn't seem inherited into you, or as a ritual you set yourself straight (if you act like your ethnicity and do all the rituals you get set straight anyway!)
there are just all these "sub-orgasmers" in which we accumulate body energy and we shed one or two or three and become 1% deficient but only in the manner of our ethnicity. Mom and grandpa were severe about it in the inner ear. You'll all be ok
>>42736170
nobody deserves for a prime mover of psychic energy (which is the yawn machine) to migrate into the testicle. Go forth in peace and yawn every chance you get
>>42737208
hey i have arachnoid cyst too! It is frankly only an indicator (like girls with giant moles above their eyebrows - thirdeye chakra - bless them but they're all identical). Familiar issue you'll be going in peace
>>42739125
i'm ok but running up on credit cards would appreciate a booster in acanon-cures@protonmail.com (my autoreply would give instructions) at least so I don't have to go to plasma for $50 tomorrow
i went to work late yesterday because it was an early shift but i had psychic shockwaves late into the night. my manager knows i am the Funny Disability Man though

working with the melanoma wife has been so interesting. The Australians were all exported from the English as convicts, (or since her heritage is unknown it "happened again accidentally") and obtained a generational trauma which turned their aura inside out (and made them want vegemite lol)
If this situation reverses itself which may happen if you migrate away from Australia or are born with THE SAME "MISFIRE" I KEEP MENTIONING it will unravel in a terrible uncontrolled way causing melanoma
pray for her I'm keeping her lucid but when I first looked lord it was so sickly i FELT it. I believe I can complete her case successfully.

ACanon... idk, something about my eyes, thank you

>>42741020
Ok, something about your eyes, go in peace and this might make it better

>>42741031
much obligied. thank you, again.

>>42740954
through strict technicality your girlfriend is becoming a soul-virgin, (this is necessitated in endometriosis cure because it follows from vampirism reversal) but what's this, I think she needs a foot massage to complete a phenotype ritual. is she russian? (if she's not, who cares)
I believe completing this should not be difficult because God's rituals set themselves out to be done (and people will be uncanny eager to have them completed) but if I look again in 24hours and it isn't done I'll just fix it (refusing the ritual will leave her stuck in childhood)

>>42740291
cystic fibrosis I can resolve tonight but please check in after the fact, there's been 2 others but I wish I'd hear from them.
I'd say "go eat some reindeer" as well but that's not available outside your ethnicity's home country, (unless you live there). this absence is in fact a substantial health deficit for your diaspora
do you live in usa? (if you do I'll just fix the shit)

>>42711249
Can you give me comfy vibes for sleep :))) (unironically)
Also I have stopped drinking recently after being semi-alcoholic for years. Could you scan my liver to see if it's improved?

>>42741550
i burped for you instantly, (which was a good thing for me to summon from my stomach) and it was an interesting ayurvedic trap you'd set up for yourself which necessitated it. Vibes delivered;
your liver difficulty perhaps which drove you to drink in the first place was older than your drinking, (unless you drank substantially in early teens, perhaps) and should improve in function largely now.

>>42740596
Good spastic cancer cure in bed for her. She's gonna do great. As with majority of brain cancers, hers was caused by the presence of a cognitohazard demon human being (they walk this earth)

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Gotta sleep tomorrow will be a good day. Hey anyone wants to buy me a pack of smokes I'd appreciate it: it's useful during aftershocks
BTC bc1q7dm468y47rkln3da7z5rcauzr3hjhyc9zwzumu
Winston tastes good like a cigarette should!

>>42741314
I wont be able to give her a foot massage right away, but ill do it next time we see each other on Thursday/Friday

>>42744555
ok scratch the foot massage, I just don't understand these russian girls, would hate you to walk into a situation other than what comes natural
A German girl gets a thing in her foot and then she wants to show it to you but I am just not sure about the Russian. Not enough Russians around me. Play it safe with her, no handsy business, and let it naturally segue into sex

I need russian girls to sit around me and flirt until they do obvious rituals like Germans! Then I can write a thesis

>>42740954
take a deep breath: there is a disease complex in your family under which you and your mother shared cognitohazard (non-germ) diseases with one another
every baby a mother has increases her risk of kidney illness but this is just a romantic tragedy of motherhood. at some point this function was reversed, and YOU obtained illness, and the resultant energy was so ass-backward that it gave her leukemia. but I'll deal with it

It's all shaping out and I will be watching the two of you for subsequent necessaries

>>42739170
sure, i'll suck it up, watch your sugar levels
>>42738416
unhinged request that you don't want a plain podiatrist but maybe this will help? also you had a generic energy void and i hiccupped for you (you're welcome)
>>42740848
sure cancer my favorite, your wife caused it but she didn't mean it (she'll be ok too)

>>42741534
I live in Spain, Im Spanish but have norse traits, I could pass as one (tall and light eye colours). Always felt drawn to Scandinavia. I've been eating vegetarian for many years.

>>42741534
>>42746720
I feel pain in the left lung for years (I smoke). I was the whole month of january with a lot of mucus. I doubt is cystic fibrosis because I dont get tired, but its hard for me to gain weight and my sweat is very salty but really I doubt it. Just been with pain in left lung for many years but only when I breath filling my lungs completely

>>42745970
Shes not russian though, shes Portuguese. I play it safe with her and it seems to be working quite well. I just really want the best outcome for her and for her periods to be less painful and for her to enjoy her sexual life more too.
When you said she was a soul-virgin, what does that mean ? I was also wondering about the vampirism reversal. She did have some pretty nasty relationships before, is it related to that ?

>>42746048
You got it right with the disease complex in the family. All of my aunts have different diseases but all probably stem from the same root. And I always suspected my own health issues came as a result of this too.

Thanks anon! Sending you love and good vibes.

>>42746742
I learn so much about ethnicities here. You will not need reindeer. Just imagine a true Swede needs to eat reindeer once to resolve a soul-crisis and every Swede in America cannot get reindeer (native reindeer protected by government) so every American Swede is 10% sick.
You have an interesting case. It's like you have a second "soul-skin" outside your first. But I see it (including a bad mass) and I can work it away.

>>42746763
UR-PHENOTYPE DISCLAIMER IS:
an ur-phenotype arises repeatedly throughout the world (such as a Russian can resemble a Venezuelan or West Virginian). There is no problem if she is Portuguese.
"Soul-virgin" means that there has never been any man flagged as "having taken her virginity" because she received some abuse once, but after some cures it is now laying in wait like a wedding night. Be gentle about it

Did you have to go through with the plasma donation? How do you feel after the "psychic shockwaves"?

What happens when a person doesn't feel the urge to yawn, but gets hiccups that last for a few minutes for no apparent reason? *Insomnia Nykturi*

Cure my mental illness please and thank u

Over 10 years ago my cancer was healed by a homeless man who prayed with me to Jesus Christ to cure my blood. It worked.

I don’t know you but if you can do what he did through Christ, please heal whatever mental illness has been making me so dysfunctional my entire life. I’ve been diagnosed with bipolar II, OCD, Depression, autism, anxiety, ptsd… so many things and I have no idea what it really is or if it’s all of them or none of them but I’m so desperate I’ll ask a random person on /x/ to try. I just want to live a happy, healthy life

>>42746802
Hi ACanon. Depressanon here, going to stop putting it in namefag portion bcuz I always forget and then post on a different board and look retarded.
Hope I’m not bothering you too much. Really. Just… being honest I guess.
Scientifically and skeptically minded.
Just looking to prove one way or the other if you’re real.
You really took me by surprise with the “butt crack cyst” comment, as embarrassing as that is. Glad it’s an anonymous board, lol.
Way too accurate out of the blue.
But what else can I do to “verify” you?
Are you a genie? Can I wish for endurance or strength or luck? I could use all 3 right now.
Until I can be convinced 180%, I have to assume that you’re a schizo like all the others on /x/.
But good Lord, I’d sure like to be wrong, and I really mean that.
I’m sick of dealing with reality and objectivity.
I do know that psychic abilities are real. I just don’t believe that they are useful/accurate enough to be of any use.
Please respond.

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>>42748114
the allegation at hand is that I have developed the ability to extremes via Happy Accident Superpowers and terry-davis hacker mentality. more so than anyone on Earth. If there HAD BEEN one you'd have heard about it
But if I approach authorities about this I'll be labeled insane;
also most forums would just shadowban me

If you continue generic depressionposting I will only just provide more cures;
such as, under a theory that lady-ailments are generically caused by handsy men prior to your virginity, you seem to have obtained one lady-ailment, which I will resolve now.
You also seem to have obtained a bad interpersonal psychic-shock early in life. How old has been your buttcrack difficulty? If it's old it might have been the same moment.

If you find it therapeutic to BE FRIENDS an email would be maybe more suited. acanon-cures@protonmail.com

>>42747352
this is long and complicated and i'm seizing in my bed for you: shouldn't have had sex with that cognitohazard demon man.

Hi ACanon,
The left side of my chest has been acting up for the past year. If I stretch, or breath in too deeply, a small, but noticeable sharp pain overtakes the my chest; specifically when I wake up, its most noticeable then. I am an ex-smoker. I cant tell if its heartburn or muscle strain, if its my lungs or my heart, but its freaking me out, and I'd appreciate if you can help. Also, my right eye has consistent eyefloaters... help an anon out!

>>42746788
What does soul skin mean?
Did you get to heal the lungs?
Thanks!

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>>42711249

>>42711249

ACanon, my mom has breast cancer and I have a per-herniated lower back alongside anxiety and depression. Can you help?

>>42711249
Hello, ACanon. My father has diabetes, can you help?

ACanon I wish you well! I've been trying reading on Qigong recently and have tried some basic techniques so far. But reading some of your replies I notice that someone's race determines heavily the way they should eat and behave. Should I be careful with it since it is chinese and I am mexican? Thanks!

Hello ACanon! How are you doing? Are you alright? I'd imagine healing so many anons takes its toll eventually.

>>42753748
Why would it?

>>42711864
>people are just becoming healthier by my presence alone
[citation needed]

>>42753774
OP is just an attention whore.

Hi ACanon, i wish you well. I am suffering from a rare auto immune disease called PSC. Can you cure my disease?

hi ACanon,

Hope you are well!

My girlfriend has a number of lady-ailments like ovarian cyst, excessive menstrual bleeding and vaginismus which has really made her life challenging and made her unable to enjoy physical intimacy and be afraid of it a lot of the time. Can you cure her lady issues?

My dad has had persistent prostate issues and keeps going to the hospital to get a catheter because it keeps enlarging, please help him out if you can?

I will send you an email later hope you are holding up good

>>42711249
Can you cure my multiple sclerosis?

>>42740976
>ok, one more job for her, want to set her straight
Thank you.

Do the psychic-bonds you've talked about before require physical proximity to form or can they happen from a distance? Is there a way to...idk shield yourself I guess, if you suddenly seem to have caught the attention of some predatory arsehole who has become hellbent on your destruction because they stand to gain from it?
>cognitohazard
that means opportunistic dickhead right?

bump

by merely entering my sphere of influence I can find you and operate.

>>42757244
yes. what is this? all wrong at birth, and if it were milder I'd have said, "an emotional difficulty" but that clearly isn't it. it was a systemic disease of organs and everything, and it only exploded after that.
resist the urge to stay quiet. speak to me. TYPE IN ALLCAPS, DOES IT HELP? SAY IT LIKE A TROLL, BUT YOU'RE NOT TROLLING?
i will help you. everyone is at peace with the fact that it's working.
>>42752307
i told myself i wouldn't look at thread last night, but i peeked and breast cancer is sooo easy. (She had an emotional thing too, which took some time, but all is fair)
>>42748769
are you having sex with a rather very young girl? does SHE have cystic fibrosis, and that's what I saw at first? (two skins for two soul-merged people) forgive me padre for YOU have sinned, fucken whatever though keep being spanish. your lung cancer is basic-bitch lung cancer, so tell it "adios"
>>42748114
ok, did I say you were Kurt-Cobain-like before? (walking the earth empowering everyone else at your expense) that's fine I ended up with a depression machine for you i had to fix but i got it

>>42757244
i bet you really like cats don't you?
a cat will approach anyone and falsify aura until it matches you. (This is because cats are manipulative bitches) but cats LOVE turks because turks are uniquely of 4-for-4 catlie aura even without falsifying. Turks have aura like no-one else on Earth (for better or worse)
I understand you are not Turkish (unless you are lol)

But a Turk is born and spanked according to the obstetrician manual and this does NOTHING, whereas every other child MUST be spanked to fulfill a need in the soul, or the child won't even breathe. Your birth was skewered such that your baby-spanking never did anything at all...

yet to the bafflement of all Christendom you continued to breathe. SO WHAT ELSE WAS BROKEN?

>>42757416
unless you are latvian

>>42757337
HELLO. I don't understand what I should do. I'm not trolling.

>>42757422
I know you are not trolling. Some people are "hesitant to ask" but others have actual psychic blocks where they cannot ask. I try to provide options if this is the case.
I see something that is obviously a disease in my language but (unlike pointing at an organ and seeing it is cancerous) I cannot guess your disease except to spin this giant energy difficulty down.

Do you want to tell me what's going on?

>>42757447
I have a vigilance problem, am always being tired to the point I have to lay down and sleep (a lot). It's so bad that things I'm supposed to do often must be done later on after sleeping.

>>42757489
Okay. You had a rare 4-for-4 auric type from your mother, and the frank reality is when that mixes with your father, even if he is well-intentioned, certain interpersonal rituals cannot complete
Your father never became your father IN THE STRICT SENSE that Joseph was the father of Jesus (which you know is only half the story of Jesus)
This is the root of narcolepsy machines and it will snap together shortly, let me know if it improves, and you may find yourself resembling your father soon

This is just a curiosity thing: is "turkish or latvian" a good guess for your mother? Turkey latvia aura is so rare that they should just make a weird common country haha

>>42757526
Interesting. My mother is not turkish or latvian.

But you nailed something about my birth.

Do you mean by that my father isn't my father?

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>>42757676
Then tell me her ethnicity for my catalog. No that isn't what's going on.
I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS
IT IS NO DIFFERENT FROM TEN OTHER RITUALS I HAVE WRITTEN

When a mother is pregnant she gets a flag on her belly that is irresistible: it makes men want to rub it. RUBBING IT will make you a father TWICE OVER. a double daddy (except this is the most common way it plays out)

I have no children but have you seen such a belly? It is irresistible!

Mother Mary was not impregnated by Joseph but the Holy Spirit. Nonetheless she had a flag on her belly so Joseph rubbed it and obtained Josephine fatherhood of Christ.
And a lack of Josephine bond will give you narcolepsy (yes the actual braindeath kind). Your mother still has her tantalizing belly just because she was different from Dad! So I will fix it up for you

>>42757724
Thank you, I'm curious. I'm not very often around here but if I see you again, I will drop a hello

ok refusal to tell me the ethnicity is kind of an asshole move at this point but whatever
>>42754662
hello! girlfriend's lady-ailment is second-degree (more than a point-failure like diabetes,) but the base theory is still there, I'll fix it up, and daddy's prostate will get better. he's not even that old, just unlucky! so enjoy a vigor boost with it hehe

>>42757870
Romania

>>42757884
>Romania
So he is 80% Turk after all

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>>42752399
None of it is all wrong. (I am not an expert on Asian method,) but every ethnicity is absent of SOMETHING the same as a Jew normalizes himself by removing foreskin (a vast removal, of 1/8th of a soul.)
There are so many interpretations that all collapse into an "unfollowable whole"; and it must be disclaimed: THE COMING OF CHRIST possibly changed EVERY SOUL ON EARTH to become more complex and interrelational, perhaps in the moment called "Transfiguration". Any yogabook which is even older than that may literally be inapplicable.

Do not do what CIA did, (which they communicated to Richard Nixon,) to become scared and say "TERRIBLE AND UNFOLLOWABLE! GOD CAN HAVE NO PLAN FOR THIS!"
And do not worship Moloch.

Beyond the foods of your phenotype, which may seem beansy, there may be Native American rituals for you (except Natives are sometimes gatekeeper-ish).
And Christian rituals such as immersion baptism DO have tangible benefits, I hate to say, "Christ or no Christ". Specifically among Mexicans there is a draw to pray to Mother Mary because some people need a feminine connection. (THIS IS FINE.) However, though your dad had this connection I don't see it in you.

Maybe it'd come back?

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the CIA decided these things because they proved "mental illness is literally contagious," during MKULTRA trials, and judging by the clumsy LSD-and-videotape sessions of later CIA-MK work they produced at least one quality videotape of a cognitohazard man sucking up the soul of someone else. (possibly with visible anomalies of white light)

a cognitohazard event will create such a sight that you can only infer cognitohazard has occurred

So they showed this video to President Nixon, (for Nixon sensibly demanded the CIA explain itself during the Frank Church committee) and Nixon was absolutely SHAKEN: doubly a paranoiac, forever. and CIA explained their plants including Donald Cameron were using this knowledge to found the entire Psychiatric Authority

To this day there is an elite clique within APA called DFAPA: it costs $100,000 and I understand on admission you are shown the CIA-MK video of the cognitohazard. This will ruin a psychiatrist: you wish a doctor would talk to you, but DFAPA revelation is that a psychiatrist mortally risks himself by even looking a patient in the eye. (Or in CIA logic, "how can we justify not just shooting the bastards?")

there is a cognitohazard demon woman in one Beverly Hills neighborhood, and the news is saying a dozen kids have rare bone cancer. CNN doesn't know it's because a demon woman looked them in the eye.

i worked on the beverly hills woman. disgusting and it injured me, it was like a sideways cancer and I had to hold my breath the whole time. i saw images (for I do not usually see images) of several people, caught in snapshot encounters of doom. one of them was a sheriff, because I saw his uniform.

i hear them die. it is like a whistle in my ear that goes "WHIP!" and vanishes. and then I have to go back in, and work QUICK.

>>42757870
what do you mean by second-degree? sorry I am a noob at this quantum metaphysical healing stuff, and what's the base theory?

You mentioned earlier somewhere that lady-ailments stem from male abuse at a young age, pre virginal or something? Which has me connecting some dots because almost every female friend i know of with those types of lady-ailments have had some history of abuse from young (pre-teen or teen) for a much older male, sometimes even a relative.

Also, the process of healing, what does it do to you? are illnesses from people you LOOKUP channeled to you, do you absorb then burn them off or something via some bioenergetic sweep?

>>42758160
how to protect oneself from cognitohazard people?

>>42758160
zap my existence into a puff of smoke

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>>42758160
Arrogant-ass bullshitter. YOU are the cognitohazard. You spew mind viruses in every post.

https://archive.4plebs.org/x/search/tripcode/%218FVFEBTVK2/

I don't understand a single thing that ACanon posts.
but I need to know how he knows about umarells. how is this known outside of Italy?

>>42758039
>Native American rituals for you
The magical passes Castaneda rebranded as "Tensegrity," appropriating a term from Buckminster Fuller? NTA but that's the closest New-World counter part to qigong; though it too appears to be a hybrid method that did inherit some aspects from the East in the 19th century.

>>42759273
you may see such things in an American facebook feed from pages like "Cool World Facts"
Umarell is the best way for an Italian man to retire
>>42759054
yes it hurts me. I am attacked by shapes and even just encountering a cancer patient will blow it into me (and I see them on the street every day).
a mathematician would have a language to describe the shapes, but maybe never a practical use case
Every disease is like 4-to-1000 "prompts" and for each prompt you can either act Correctly or Incorrectly (or you can just "break it" but I don't do that). I try to use the logic to make correct decisions each time, to complete a Full Stack, but if I miss something I obtain a residue and I have to work my residues each night while i play videogames.

"second-degree" means there was a subsequent shape and I couldn't just breathe it quick (for lady-ailments are everywhere and I strive to cure every woman I see). but I am devoted to helping her

yes, all endometriosis etc is caused by molesters, even touching the toes of a virgin (if you dig enthusiastically) will damage her for life

>>42754006
you are like the Romanian (Turk/Latvian) except your grandfather was turkish perhaps? your mother never picked a soul-structure off your nose: it couldn't be done. your autoimmune liver will be set straight

>>42760220
hello there! I was wondering if you could you heal my heart? I have extrasystoles but the doctors haven't identified the cause yet. I've got other things too, if you see something else you can heal please do. thanks!

>>42752399
ooh actually your catholic status was itching to return. Cry if you ever must, because a Catholic needs guilt; also, Mother Mary loves you (but you can pray to a pagan woman if you REEEEEALLY want to)

>>42760249
perhaps from a covid vax injury: the damn shots are putting shapes in everyone's hearts, i see them (but the shape is what makes it "perhaps protect" from the COVID virus)
i will work it up and check again tonight

>>42760270
>perhaps from a covid vax injury:
I was gonna mention that in my request but I didn't want to start a vax/antivax flamewar in this thread.
thanks!

>>42752317
diabetes got auto-operated the other night (sorry i was trying not to post)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZpjq45jS_I

>>42760270
I've been on and off on my Catholicism for sure. My most recent break from it came from learning about the Cathar genocide and having doubts about papal authority. But I still consider myself culturally Catholic in a sense. I also believe that the Eucharist is real, even though I tend to wince when people talk only about His blood sacrifice saving them, not all of the things He instructed us to do.

>>42711249
Hello OP. I have brain damage suffered from extensive black mold poisoning and mercury poisoning in my youth. Is this chemical damage something you could aid me with? You are my only hope.

>>42761614
interesting. Complex integer scramble. A seizure was needed, so I seized it out (comfortably while playing video games) and I am devoted to your interest. i want to study this and I believe in you.
There is a substantial effect where your interpersonal relationships were getting automatically flagged as negative... I know you know this is a drag, so I hope it can improve with the work I do.
But it may take several days. I will keep checking on you.

Hi ACannon, I have a autoimmune condition called multiple sclerosis which has eaten away mylin in my nerves and made life a lot more difficult.
Do you think you can fix it?

This thread is so wholesome thanks for this ACanon and all the participants.

Bless you all.

>>42762315
Did you post twice? (which is fine) I am sure I can. But I have to close until tomorrow, so my apologies and check back!

>>42762182
Thank you for believing in me. How should I check in, and when should I expect to start feeling different?

>>42711249
Just stop eating carbs. ideally dry fast.

The carb cells die without the carb jew

>>42711249
Hey ACanon. can you please heal whatever I have. i don't know what it is. it might be an abdominal aortic aneurysm or something else. i am broke and can't afford medical care. i genuinely don't want to leave my mom. she would go insane if i die :(. can you heal her stomach ulcers too.
i am genuinely frustrated and depressed because of this and i suffer from sever OCD too.
i don't want my mom to go through the pain of her son dying young before even starting his life.