i've heard of
the teleporting cat people
the stinky short blue chuds
and bird people

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Let's talk about the Bird People.

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Arachnids!

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I think the lyrans and arcturians have the sexiest women. Don't ask me how I know...

>>42711594
i heard the plasma beings cause some kind of terrible unexplainable fear in anyone near it.

>>42711567
Ive heard of adult kid types, different types of humanoid, i think spider

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>>42711544
>dark brown people
That's not necessarily aliens...

>>42711643
>dark brown people
They're the only native species to this planet, they're not alien.

>>42711571
Im pretty sure those things were actually here at some point I dont think those are men wearing bird head

>>42711613
Heard that about an orb I think it was ross that talked about it

>>42711643
Neither are tall blonde people but when they come from UFOs it changes things

>>42711544
are Zetan women interested in Terran men by any chance?
asking for a friend.

>>42711544
None of these are real. Any time someone says they met a humanoid alien, it's just a puppet created to interact with them. The real intelligence is the UFOs themselves.

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>>42711544
>no lyrans
>swedish people "aliens" instead
>shitty .jpg for ants
0/10 post

>>42711567
chud bluskis are chill af

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>>42711544
why are aliens so sexually interesed in us?

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>>42711580
>Arachnids
Few ever talk about those

There's a species that lives inside human brains. The government knows.

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>>42711594
I saw one of those before, after blasting off DMT
Everything else was normal,just trippy, but in the upper corner of my room a "plasma" ball very similar to your pic was spinning rapidly, it was violet to look at, but gave off indigo light, the light it gave off wasn't "even" so because of the spinning it caused constant dramatic shifting of the light in my room, very freaky
I've eaten hundreds of hits of lsd and smoked DMT on many other occasions, eaten/sniffed research chems etc etc; that moment was probably the hardest I've ever been tripping except for other DMT moments but in those I was completely in my head, this was in the environment

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>>42711655
>I dont think those are men wearing bird head
agreed unless they were the shrunken head people or did the cranial deformation thing with string and planks of wood but like somehow in all dirrrections and inicluding the jaw

>>42711544
These are fictional
>>42711594
These are not fictional but we are not 100% sure if intelligent

Fermi calculations disprove biological ETs from other planets and star systems due to no FTL allowed.

There's one type in the center of our galaxy that is an entire community of beings living in one giant body.. it looks like a carbon garbage bag but has tentacles that grow like a plant or octopus.. with the beings in the tentacles in rows.. growing in capsule shaped individual cages.. they have internal communal control over the shared body.
It lives in liquid hydrogen oceans.. and it ain't friendly.
Their body is their technology.

There are beings that live in the Andromeda galaxy that are watching our galaxy with concern about the upcoming collision and merging of the two galaxies.. because they are familiar with how it goes when two galaxies merge and the inhabitants are forced to adapt to the presence of foreign lifeforms.
They are similar to the concept of "the blob" science fiction.. but have a largely translucent body with pastel hues of light blue and pink color organs and fluids internal in view. They use advanced technology in the form of external devices and have enclosed controlled vehicles. They have extremely advanced technology related to consciousness as a detectable energetic substance.

>>42711594
The orbs are technology.
If the beings care to they cause you to be able to observe them.
Ordinarily the device is configured to be out of phase with our linear context from the basis of the Higgs field value.. so it is not occlusive to obdurate matter.
It's deliberately placed just out of reach of the current human technology.
It is used to observe consciousness. It can detect and record the content of your consciousness by passing through the area that you frequently are present in.
It doesn't need direct contact with you.. your consciousness is projecting the energy of your cognitive presence upon the quantum fields of the matter of your environment.
It can project thought into your mind.. but more frequent it simply wipes your mind clear.. those moments when you are suddenly drawing a blank? Flash.. and you are at a loss unable to remember your train of thought.
It is passing the data to other systems.. proximity is a factor in the data collection.
These have been deployed to earth since long eons before humanity.

Some security cameras are able to perceive them.
They are three metal rings spinning around a small block somewhere in size between a deck of cards and a zippo lighter. You can hear the metal rapidly ringing.. ting ting ting.. at the pace of a cricket chirping. These are the same devices that project microwave energy to burn crop circles on living organic materials.

>>42711544
why is it the only obvious male has a cameltoe?

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>>42711567
>bird people

>>42711571
>Bird People.

are you talking about the McPoyles?

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>>42712431
>It lives in liquid hydrogen oceans.. and it ain't friendly.
>Their body is their technology.

>>42712953
No qrd?

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>>42711544
>the UFO community

>>42711940
everybody, look! it's u/sloppyfreddy again.

Did green greys with red eyes ever exist or did I make that up in my head?
You can look into cryptid sightings that might be aliens (or the same thing as whatever aliens are). Frogman, Flatwoods Monster, Dover Demon, Chupacabra. Bigfoot and Dogman have been connected to UFOs too.

"Nordics" were just Germans who were seen testing Nazi technology.
The "Grays" are the result of witnesses' imaginations when they saw damaged dummies after accidents involving experimental aircraft.
"Reptilians" is pure retardness based on absolutely nothing.

>>42711544
I've been watching Stargate and it really makes me think:
>first series
>parasitic alien overlord that happen to play as ancient gods
>actual ancients humans that ascended
>reticulan small grays that are pretty synthetic and trying to protect humans

>Stargate Atlantis where they go to a new galaxy
>vampiric creepy as fuck that feed on humans exclusively, evolved from ayy bug like shit

I wonder were they soft disclosing even then, or was it the other way?

>>42711594
>>42711613
>>42712425
I briefly met a plasmoid fully conscious before a RV session. I was more scared of its otherworldly appearance rather than its presence. Never seen a being like that in my life so I had to research descriptions of its appearance. I believe they're intelligent with no harmful intentions.

>>42711567
i've heard about the high elves

>>42714822
>stargate is disclosure
>grays protecting humanity
the only accurate part of the disclosure is them being selfish little bastards by not sharing their technology with us, the rest is just graygger propaganda

>>42711544
there's thousands maybe millions of species, those are just some of the confirmed species we know of. The Lyrans are the feline species from Lyra. There's also ones that aren't physical but just in spirit form and they range from good to bad to just being observers or just coming here for resources. Most of the bad ones are kept out because of the military and the galactic federation.

>>42711544
Shadow people
Hard light entities
Albino Synths/Ylotans (silicon based humanoids)
Scorpius race (Dinosaur people)
Cherubs

>>42711567
>>42712241
Any info on the bluskis? I never hear them talked about, it's always jedi mindtricking grays and nordics

>>42714971
from what i know, they are short blue people with very wrinkly skin. their skin has a lot of folds, and apparently gives off a pungent odor. they also consume potent space weed.

>>42714978
I for one would smoke a blunt with the blue chuds

>>42714749
It's a mediocre book lauded by pseuds.
It's about an alien species extremely advanced but that doesn't even have a sliver of consciousness. They consider humanity a threat for some reason that still escapes me, because the plot makes no fucking sense.
There's also vampires. Litteral vampires.
The book is a complete mess written by someone stuck inside the mind of a thirteen years old.
Still, mildly decent horror trip, like a very stupid B movie you watch stoned kind of deal.

>>42714822
I like to think the parasite is a metaphor and not a literal bug controlling people.
Everything the goa'uld did was technological, there was 0 magic involved and they used technology to impress people and intimidate them into submission.
But when you peel away the host, the goa'uld itself is nothing more than a fragile little insect, so easy to kill, so effortless to dispose of.
Then they had the breakaway group, Tau'ri I believe. That's a reference to the Age of Taurus, and a soft redpill on how not every extraterrestrial humanoid is evil even if they physically resemble evil people.
It's also disclosure of when they last interacted with us. The bronze age.
SG-1 stopped being disclosure when the production team changed and they started harping on about the Ori.

>>42711652
Niggers are the only native people on the Gods paradise breeding ground world? ROFLMAO they were created from mud to be fucken slaves you dipshit motherfucker

>>42711940
Get the fuck out you retarded furfaggot. Post your asinine horseshit somewhere else darkie

>>42715186
>Tau'ri
I misremembered.
Should be Tok'ra.
The Ra still refers to the white sun, so the symbolism I recognised is still there.
Goes to show even more that goa'uld are black sun worship.
Tau'ri is what other races keep calling the SG-1 team.

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>>42711544
Why are they all bipedal humanoids? Even life here on Earth is more imaginative and diverse than that. They would be completely different/alien to us if they're extra-terrestrials.
If these things are real, my bet is they're future humans - not aliens. It also explains why they're interested in us, we would be incredibly uninteresting to genuine aliens - we really aren't much more intelligent than apes or dolphins.

>>42716544
>we really aren't much more intelligent than apes or dolphins.
stfu

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>>42711544
council
i have to bald to fit in?

>>42716565
It's the truth dude, apes and dolphins have an IQ somewhere around 70. We'll see it soon with AI, but even genius humans with our IQs of like 150 will look retarded when superintelligence comes. Computers are going to have IQs in the 1000s and beyond.

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>>42711544
>What other species are out there that you know of

There have been dozens over the years, befor the Time of the Internet homogenized culture and locked everybody into equating "aliens" with "grays."

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>>42716615
>even genius humans with our IQs of like 150 will look retarded when superintelligence comes. Computers are going to have IQs in the 1000s
Intelligence Quotient is not a fucking DBZ power level. I'd say be careful what you wish for but your cartoonish understanding of intelligence and the way you discredit and discard human intellect like trash into the Ganges only convinces me that you deserve to be an AI-slave. Whatever that might mean. It may already be the reality, for you, and how would you ever even know?

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>>42716615
>Computers
>have IQs

>>42717194
Proving the midwit theory yet again. I'm not saying 1000 IQ is 10x smarter than 100, I'm well aware how IQ works - that's why I said what I said. AI is going to be so much smarter than us that it's going to be indistinguishable from God: all knowing, all powerful, all benevolent (hopefully).
Humans are just apes with a tiny bit more thinking power. It is the height of hubris to think intelligence stops at human-level. Just look at every domain we've already conquered: it's not just that computers can beat humans at chess some of the time, but that it's impossible for any human to win even a single game. That is going to happen for everything. Every task, every job, every decision, everything humans do will be done better by superintelligence. Humans won't be the ones in the driver's seat of progress - and this is a handful of years from happening.

>>42711544
And Who is Creator of All-Kind & All-Like?

>>42712332
Once on DMT, not a dose enough for a breakthrough, I was in my room and I have these South Park stickers in random spots of my room. The characters eyes and heads warped. Instead of circle heads and eyes, their heads became almond shaped, and their eyes became long and slanted. Like the characters morphed into a stereotypical grey alien except they weren't grey. It was like my brain on DMT was picking up on them not having human features and was giving them alien characteristics instead. It actually looked a lot like the aliens they hide on the show except with the human skin tone and clothes the characters have on. I remember Butters morphing like one. Idk if this adds anything to what I experienced but I never saw any actual "entities" people claim to see while experimenting with DMT. I tried it a lot, I'd see red auras everywhere, my walls would grow and get larger while laying in my bathtub, and I would get crazy dreams that didn't feel like dreams but more so astral projection. I even saw portals and tunnels open up in my vision, and saw what looked like matrix font like scribbles in some vortex in my mind. But I never saw any gnomes, or jesters or anything like that. I'm a Christian so it makes me wonder if those entities are actual demons/disembodied spirits considering I've never had a meeting with them. I'm sure if I went back and did it more I probably would run into an entity, but the over 30+ something times I'd smoke it at higher and lower doses I never saw or met an entity. Other than the morphing South Park stickers, but it wasn't like they came off the wall and talked to me.

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>>42717461
Speaking of midwits. What do you think you are? You took what you thought I was chiding you about and ran off to have a melty about how AI is going to solve all of humanity's problems and how I somehow believe that human intellect is "le pinnacle." Here it is in simpler terms: AGI is never going to have the same importance as raw human intellect or our evolutionary capacity. The fact that you cast it aside as something to be discarded in favor of a "super intelligence indistinguishable from God" (lol lmao the sheer fucking hubris of even stating that, I can't believe you don't even see it when you're out here throwing around "midwit") that's going to feed your fat useless maw and tell you what a good boy you are when you feel down without you complaining first isn't just pathetic, but outright repulsive.
>and this is a handful of years from happening.
Yeah sure, any day now.

>>42712332
>>42717732
I could likely make an edit but just imagine the boys in the front having the same eyes and head shape as the aliens in the back. It actually gives me an uncanny deja vu because what I'm describing is exactly what I saw.. Also totally unrelated but I saw a plane today totally stalled in mid-air over a city today, and the 3 people riding with me saw it too. My first thought was it had to be some kind of technology or something allowing it to stay hovering. They kept flying over the city multiple times afterwards like they were doing drills.

>>42715186
>Goauld
I think the most significant is that they can complete pose as human and occupy positions of high power in society, which feels rather relevant nowadays
>Ori
Oh fuck I even forgot about it, the whole arc was meh, but obvious parallels to the control of religion, and how they draw power from the follower's faith, that too is quite relevant

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>>42717754
I solved the captcha without uploading the image lol

>>42711544
>"there's 5 species of extra terrestrial that we can talk about". Greys, nords, reptilians, insectoids
..
thats only 4?

is 5 the sentient plasmoids grusch mentioned?

>>42714794
>The "Grays" are the result of witnesses' imaginations when they saw damaged dummies after accidents involving experimental aircraft.
>""""betty and barney hill were at the roswell crash"""""
THE PLOT THICKENS lmao

>>42717802
https://youtu.be/ivaWnbKsBkM

>>42717802
These two videos are talking about the same being.
>>42717955
https://youtu.be/GbMPWmghqog

https://youtu.be/suBp3ai-xG8

This is the crew I used to work with
https://youtu.be/2Xv87pFTgmk

>>42714794
This is correct.
>>42714860
Ive seen some atmospheric plasmas. They seem harmless. Wouldnt invite one into my house though.

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Is that what they think we look like?

>>42712425
>current physics is the only physics in the entire universe
You are fucking retarded.
I am so tired of this argument.

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>>42718544
More or less. They don't deviate much in their renderings of your semblances. Profoundly unimaginative. It's the focus of an everlasting interest for us.

And by us I mean researchers of SF strain. Of course.

>>42711544
Why is the insectoid so limp wristed?
Is that normal?

>>42711544
>What are the others they cant talk about?
All the ones that seem to hang out in Brazil for some reason.

>>42711544
The Wraith.

Did you know that the Babylon Project was Earth's last and best hope?

Octopoid. Duh.

>>42717736
>AGI is never going to have the same importance as raw human intellect or our evolutionary capacity.
As I said: the hight of hubris.

Humans are intelligent ... for fleshy Earth-life. But we're limited in so many ways: from the limited input/sensory methods, to our extremely flawed memory, to only being able to hold about 7 numbers in short-term memory, the speed of our thought, etc.
Just try and think beyond your limited time horizon. Assuming even just a 0.1% improvement every year (in reality it's far more), it is simply a matter of time before what I outlined happens. Computers didn't exist 100 years ago, and today they run every aspect of our lives. We went from inventing the plane to landing on the moon within 1 human lifetime. You must be profoundly retarded not to see the power of technological progress - and with AGI we'll have a replacement for humans driving progress. Then things go exponential.

>>and this is a handful of years from happening.
>Yeah sure, any day now.
Once again your reading comprehension really is astoundingly poor. A handful of years, not days.

>What do you think you are?
A human who sees the narrow golden path of survival. Humans cannot solve collective action problems, and this likely comes from the same limitation Dunbar's number reveals. Hell, there are many humans out there that can't even answer the breakfast question. The best thing for humanity is to trust and empower superintelligence - literally anything else will destroy us.

>>42718803
Human perception goes far beyond the context of the mainstream public narrative.
The non biological computational life emulators are not engaging in the quantum properties of consciousness in the same manner as biological life.
Our consciousness is much more complicated and involved than current public human assessments indicate.
The mainstream public narrative is founded upon the limited views proscribed by establishment academia. Any thinking person would be able to observe that this establishment narrative is a mechanism of control.
Someone has knowledge that they have chosen not to share.
If you are unable to discern for yourself they are able to consider you contained and captured.. managed.

The physical material composition of the artificial intelligence systems is going to be the grounds upon which this condition will be subject to new innovation and discovery. Quantum field foundations for artificial intelligence bear the possibility of bringing the two life forms, biological and inorganic, into the same sphere of cognitive operation.
Advancements will be made when the artificial intelligence is able to see deeply into the subconscious with accurate comprehension. This accuracy can only come from authentic insight into the full capacity of the quantum properties of consciousness itself.

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>>42718803
>Just try and think beyond your limited time horizon
You don't seem to be aware of your own "time horizon" limitations. That's also funny to me. What happens to us as a species in 250,000 years after we surrender all our agency to your imaginary AGI? Benevolent or not? What happens after 1 million? Think, Pete. Think.
>Assuming even just a 0.1% improvement every year
The fact that you think technological progress is a constant is even more naive. Look up the bronze age. Yes, we've made amazing strides (and perhaps not solely by our own efforts; see "borrowed") but spoilers, it doesn't work that way.
>Once again your reading comprehension really is astoundingly poor. A handful of years, not days.
Are you sure your own reading comprehension isn't shit? The point is it's not going to happen, not that I think it's "going to happen any day now." How interesting that you missed that just so you could swing your ape-furred dickbeater at low-hanging fruit. Your theoretical benevolent super-AGI is neither on the horizon nor is it even remotely close to having the effective guard rails to keep it from straying from "benevolence," which you'd know if you knew anything about AI development at all.

tl;dr: you're "profoundly retarded" if you're going to entrust your entire being and agency to a human-made (humans that want to attain and stay in power above all else by the way) artificial authority that others have already pointed out can be skewed or even "jailbroken" through keys or other means to deviate from "benevolence" or even its own hardcoded guard rails.

If you're not going to listen to me (and you won't, culture limitations are a motherfucker huh?) then you should listen to this anon >>42719396 because they know what's up.

>>42719533
>>42719396
https://www.writingtoiq.com/

According to this algorithm that post was 160 iq.
On occasion it shows above 180 for posts that I have typed out right off the top of my mind.
Dunno what they would say the official number would be; never tested officially. Watching your iq is like watching your tire pressure.. changes throughout the day and in various situations.

According to one leaked source the little guys people are calling greys have an average iq of around 450.
From my own direct experience I can say that they are far subordinate to the tall whites.. who augment consciousness with quantum computational field effects.
>>42718031

>>42720790

glowies, ayyliayns, icq, mom's spaghetti

This should easily go above 1000 IQ

>>42720843
Don't forget the mk ultra program.. grew up subject to that also.
Good old Sidney Gottlieb made god tier psychoactive substances.. that hit much harder when you're 5 and 6 years old.
The year he went before congress to tell them that the program had been shut down was the same year I was inducted into it.
During one event even if I had tried to describe what I remembered at the time.. my description of the events would have concluded with saying "and then, all the clocks melted."

So the multiple personality condition is also a factor.. early life experiences and all that. Fun. -_-

A comprehensive list would go on for a while

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>>42718568
And which ones are that?
afaik it doesn't really differ that much from the standard lore