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why are aliens so sexually interesed in us?
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>>42712311
They're not. Alien women are interested in cherub males.
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>>42712311
Prostates. It's a rare feature for sapients.
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Have you ever encountered someone really, freaking redonkulously cute? And it came so naturally to them to? And I'm not talking about cheap cute, no I'm talking about PRETTY cute, just all the assets in all the right ways.

That's what a cherub is for a woman. They're so cute to them that they give then this distinct kind of ELECTRIC CHARGE, like it's something they can literally feel in their bones and in their nerves. It's so intense that the slang word for having sex with cherubs is a word that means literally "to consume/devour/eat". And they like to do this thing, whenever one (a cherub) decides to randomly engage them (alien women), the alien woman will just turn to the cherub and go "ahhhhh I'm gonna eat you!" Just to tease them.
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>>42712311
Most are alien males probing human females, I haven't heard much about alien females using human males
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>>42712311
>>42712362
>>42712374
Where do you clowns even come from? Do you have even the slightest shred of evidence to suggest this? Or did you fags type that shit out with your free hand while jerk yourselves off?

Literally nothing to support your erotica.
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>>42712404
And that's what all of this pedophile cannibalism culture is - it's a bunch of retarded clowns trying to stupidly mimic something that they haven't the faintest clue how to replicate.

How's it feel, Earth? To know one of your top brass, ol' Jeff, was just a retarded copycat fraud?

Do you know why our system works and yours doesn't? Because (SAY IT WITH ME NOW)--

THE*CLAPS*FORD*CLAPS*F-150*AIN'T*CLAPS*EVER*CLAPS*GONNA*CLAPS*FIT *CLAPS*IN*CLAPS*THE*CLAPS*CHIHUAHUA*CLAPS*DOG-HOUSE

THAT'S *CLAPS* NOT *CLAPS* HOW *CLAPS* SPACE *CLAPS* WORKS

Once you learn that rule, AND THEN YOU ALSO EMBODY IT, then (AND ONLY THEN) can you be ALLOWED to defy it.

Entiende?
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>>42712419
>Honk
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>>42712432
>Honk-honk-HONK
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>>42712475
>>42712480
Imma just start calling you clown detector.
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>>42712490
K

Honk (that was a tick, not a detection)
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>>42712498
Lol
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>>42712311
At some point along the way they made a crucial mistake which corrupted their ability to produce viable "offspring" and this have hit something of a genetic dead-end. I use offspring in quotes because they sure as hell aren't having babies. IYKYK
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It's weird. It's like they want everything to be exceedingly shit just because, lmao.
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>>42712536
Demons, dude. That's what they do-- or rather, that's how they are.
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>>42712311
Life is the most valuable thing in existence
All value comes from life
Our DNA is doing much more than we are yet aware of
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>>42712527
what mistake?
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Sex is fundamentally a form of information transference.
Sometimes humans that engage with other beings telepathically or on the astral plane misinterpret various forms of information transfer as mere lewdity.
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>>42712311
Correction: Why are glowies dressed like aliens so sexually interested in you?
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>>42712311
We arent, we don't interbreed
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No.42712362

>Cherbium angel anons
OH F'kn aliens?
ALIENS NOW!
its humans, elves, fairies, gnomes , goblin,gaints,lamia

NOW ALIENS!
OH for fuck sake!
getting chased like this is disgusting. keep your hands to your self.

you dusgusting coomers.
bloody hell m8

no no no .....
not like this,
keep your hands to your self coomer.
i have seen how many simps go to my fellow angels like my mother.

you won't get me *runs away*
no no only lilly for me....
that that list keeps geting longer!
just how many angel fuckers are there?
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That's obviously forwarding propaganda. Nice try glowie-lover, you tryna convince us, pure and innocent men, that we can lose virginity with the invaders... No thanks.
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>>42712719
I have to assume it involved some variety of gene splicing/cloning, etc. Perhaps to fix a "problem" whose solution just made things irreversible. Many such cases! Well, not really. Just the one.
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because of loosh, its literally the one thing you should never give away.
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because we were created in the image of god, we are the most beautiful beings on this earth (or at least white humans are).
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>>42712311
Because we're more connected to source than the ones who are interested in us that way. They're like the older siblings trying to get in on the breast milk. They already destroyed themselves so they tryda help us from doing the same and use our dna to preserve themselves and reconnect with source. They remember.
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>>42712311
I hope they are, I want a thicc Lyran catgirl to have sex with me so I can cum in her and make her preggo with my hybrid kids.
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its an mkultra psyop. if you ignored aliens and focused on taking over your local government and using the levers of power to make things better for the people and the ecosystems that would be good
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>>42712311
I want a Lyran gf so bad



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