hey guys im looking for a medium and a couple other wizards to go questing with. look me up online if you feel a connection to me then post a reply for our quest may be time-gated.my skills:-quranic jinn re-possession / de-possession-Charisma-Massive Balls-three dimensional deltoids-sleeper delta agent-long fingernailsplease post your skills below: and also include if you have the means to reach my island (Island of Newfoundland)
>>42715764Skills:-Can talk about any historical subject for up to 6 hours-martial arts-social-big dick (unironically)-rizz-apparently unusually high pain tolerance-funny-blacksmithing experience-can ride horse (as in actual experience rather than self appraisal)-patient-child magnet-carpentry skillsMethod of travel: old car, unsure if safe.
>>42715833history is so fkn boring but there are a lot of guys here (especially the orthodox Christian church of latter day saints guys) are really into history n shit
>>42716157History is the most exciting subject because it is infinitely deeper than any story you can ever make up, it is a story that is unfolding as we speak not just because it is happening now, but because new things are uncovered every day that expand upon the mystery of the past.I'm sorry that you had a poor history teacher. He failed you. History is our shared story and explains everything about who you are, how you got here, and even why you believe what you believe.
>>42716340How can you be so sure the books and the people who wrote them are telling the truth? What if history books are full of glaring mistakes and gaping holes, how would you verify? What if they made it up just for shits and giggles?
>>42716421It's generally pretty easy to spot a made up story compared with a real one. Reality is just so much more complex than our imaginations.As an experiment, please try writing the lore of a made up continent. Be as detailed as possible. You will never come up with anything nearly as deep as Medieval Europe. Regarding specific things, there are many things that are incomplete, lies (usually to embellish an individual), and mistakes. That is actually one of many reasons why history is the most interesting subject. There are no more undiscovered islands. But history remains a frontier shrouded in mystery. Each new discovery may put entire period into new light. I recently wrote a 100 page backstory about a fictional bronze age society and am still disappointed on how surface level it is in comparison to real history.
>>42716421well there is an old saying that truth will last and falsehood will be discarded but i think there is a little more depth to that statement. truth will only be acknowledged by the chosen and falsehood will be discarded.i guess in that way history is kind of interesting but in reality with my stimulation dependant brain i really require something more like CIA level surveillance technology with LIVE data
>>42716340my history teachers name was "Mr. G" from st. peters and he looked like peter griffin
>>42715833>Can talk about any historical subject for up to 6 hoursWhat do you think about Louis XI and the centralization of power under the Valois?
>>42716482Mine looked like he could crush a highschooler's skull with his hands like in Invincible. He made me his teacher's aid after I passed his class just to chat with me. I never did any work that period. >>42716539Unironically an under appreciated time in French history. This period that directly followed the Hundred Years War was the solidification of French nationalism as we understand it today. In much the same way that we credit the Napoleonic era as heralding the blossoming of European nationalism, this is where that nationalism first blossomed. Mind you, I do not claim that nationalism didn't predate this. But what we understand as the French conception of France blossomed in and around his reign. Regarding centralization itself as a moral concept, we can see how much better it went for France than the HRE.
>>42716570but what do you get out of all of this? history stuff .. .
you need a wildcard. someone who will betray you but come back to save you at the end
>>42715833>child magnetuh?
>>42715764How are you gonna go “questing” without leaving your mom’s basement?
>>42715764My Skills:>intrapersonal relations>syncretic occultism>satire>defiance>shit stirring>situation monitoring>classical guitar>pizza making>international terrorism>drug dealing (in minecraft)>long hair, 0.00037% chance wayward member of Tribe of Dan>also hung (no homo)>demonic invocations>95lbs. (u barely gotta feed)>will wither to dust within 5 years of recruitment (when going Home), no pension necessaryI will betray you and lead a mutiny to take your entire island, but our tumultuous friendship-lover-nemesis arc will be a legend told for millennia after we're dead.
>>42716583Endless opportunities to learn more.Holding all this information makes me a deeply analytic person and I have more "experience" than many old people.Furthermore, it just makes me interesting. >>42716634I see what you're doing and it's very cringe and speaks poorly of your character. Once you get your head out of the gutter and touch grass, you won't think about sex the moment you think about children. That's actually exposes how fucked up you've become thanks to being terminally online. Yes. Children adore me because I shine with an aura of trustworthiness and patience.
Anyone want to join my cum-sharking discord?
>>42716732this is not me fake namefag larp xD
>>42716650alr youre welcome add my disc righteoussoldier
Im trans btw, if that matters.
>>42716808are you against deworming?
in trans as well
Seriously though is anyone into cum-sharking?
>>42716863No.
>>42716642projecting much
>>42716642very carefully
alr any dracos here??? or anyone on Luna
>>42715833do you have experience with obsidian and "primitive" tools
Bump
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