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I was just sent a warning dream by God. My dreams have so far never been wrong, despite how strange they appear.
First of all, the inner-earth is not populated by good natured people like you and I. It's peopled by a vast race of short, ugly skeleton-like goblin zombies. If you shoot them, they're almost unaffected. If you poison them, they just go on living and killing. If you cut them with glass, no blood comes out and then they eat your face.
The only defense we have is the sun. They are allergic to light. But they're also allergic to Capri-Sun, the awful sugar-water drink.

All I can say is this: Stock up on Capri-Sun. War is coming. The Underlands have been planning to return to the surface and wipe us out because they view us as a rival civilization, which is true. If we continue advancing as a race, we will eventually discover them and flood the inner depths of the earth with Capri-Sun. So they will strike first this autumn. Be prepared.

Cover yourself in Capri-Sun.
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>>42719717
im real thirsty.
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>>42719724
Drink water, brother.
Save your Capri-Sun for the Underlanders.
https://youtu.be/AzfSrJXMKZ4
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>>42719717
Nope. The judgement will continue along this slow pace.
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>>42719760
That's them.
Get yourself a high quality squirt gun.

>>42719764
You're dead meat
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>>42719717
> First of all, the inner-earth is not populated by good natured people like you and I. It's peopled by a vast race of short, ugly skeleton-like goblin zombies

You’re allowed to say Jews here.
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>>42719717
This resonates with me
I feel the truth
*sips capri sun*
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>>42720030
wow stfu faggot, do kys
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>>42720000
What makes you think you're better than ANYONE Anon? Not trying to be rude but if you're gonna push hate like this you need to look inwards
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>>42720606
Woah careful with that edge anon…. Did someone piss in your cornflakes?
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>>42720894
He got quads, anon.
And he is correct. Jews are bullies. It's okay to hate bullies.
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>>42720000
Based
>>42720894
Pics for you my man
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>>42719775
We all are, dipshit. But there will be no black swan event that shifts things in an instant. That would be too easy.

The judgement will be slow, painful, uncomfortable, embarrassing, humbling. It will only end when there is no need to judge any longer.
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>>42721450
Goblin food talking.
I have my Capri-Sun ready and waiting. I will not be devoured when the Long Night comes.
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>>42719717
>>42720030
>>42721458
Check this out Anons, they sell Capri Sun in concentrated form. This will get you more bang for your buck. It will melt their face right off
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>>42719760
so, the fae basically?



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