Just be a liar.

You want a gf because you’re not satisfied with yourself (so why would she be?) and you want to find someone to mutually coddle and be dependant on for basic ass shit (like handling your emotions).

So just pretend you’re not as pathetic as you are then you might have a chance at getting a roastie.

Or you could just learn to live with yourself and not want extra bullshit.

>>42729755
Drink potions at your local tavern cast the spell "hit on every wench in sight."

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>>42729755
Love Goddesses anon, love Goddesses.

Also get all the basic mundane stuff in order first (hygiene, working out, clothes, etc)

>>42729755
>Cast a magical spell called...confidence.
Realistically though stay away from women, they are terrible for ones health.

>>42729755
1) Prove your reliable
2) Prove your a good provider (three or four meals over a couple days really does it)
3) Prove you pay attention to her
4) Provide safety for her
5) Tell her what you reasonably want from her
6) Show her your reasonable wants must be met or she's out

>>42729755
1/2
First off, understand why you want a girlfriend. Do you really need a girlfriend? Why do you want a "girlfriend"?

I used quotation marks because most guys don't want an actual girlfriend, they want a "girlfriend" - a magical solution to all their problems in the shape of a shoulder to cry on and release all your problems unto.

What also doesn't help is being sex crazed. Understand that sex is a traumatic response to your birth. When you were at your mother's womb you were one with the world, undifferentiated from it. When you were released you because your own entity and the world became foreign to you. There's no difference between mother and fetus, that changes at birth. And sex is a way to reenact this but on reverse, you join the world and become one again with another being in a way to undo the suffering of your birth. Most guys want girlfriends simply because of this simple psychological instinct.

>>42730079
cuck hands wrote this

>>42730016
Married men live longer and healthier than single men.

>>42730386
2/2
The reason why sex is such a powerful force on humanity is because we're the beings with the highest level of subjectivity in the world. Our egos are way too strong and in this way we seek to dissolve our egos safely through sex, in a birth reenactment that's the inverse of labor. Instead of going out of the world you're joining it.

A bird doesn't spend most of his time thinking about sex because he's not as separated from the world as humans are. Understand how spiritual experiences that make humanity either value its subjectivity (like sainthood etc.) in satisfactory ways or dissolve subjective (Zen Buddhist enlightenment) can be just as fulfilling if not more fulfilling than sex. Most sex anyways today is mindless physical contact. There's not a whole lot of real spiritual sexual satisfaction out there. Just look at hook up culture. Understand 1) why you want a girlfriend
2) if you really understand what a girlfriend is
And maybe you'll be ready to have one, once God or whatever kind of destiny you believe in decides what awaits you

>>42730393
Yeah...sure. 40% or so end in divorce and that whole mess; that's for older people.
Try marrying zoomer or millennial women.

Don't be a sad sack of shit and try to be doing smth with your life first

After that just be overtly confident and actually have pride in yourself

After that...either go to a public gathering space and find a gril to talk to or start swiping on tinder until you find someone that matches your energy

If you're not a miserable, endearing, pushy, controlling, overwhelming asshole then girls will tend to like you more

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>>42730423
>A bird doesn't spend most of his time thinking about sex

>>42729755
law of diffusion

that looks like a child

I've heard it said in channeling communities that important relationships are arranged synchronistically. If we accept this premise as the foundation for meeting special individuals, it would appear many of us are (much to my dismay) not syncronistically aligned with meeting a special person.

>>42729755
https://youtu.be/d_EFzY-hMI0
Do semen retention for a couple of months.

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I heard you have to adquire this talisman.

>>42729755
bee yourself and find someone who complements you, that ain't easy tho considering every hides underneath 10 layers of irony and changes their behaviour depending who they're hanging out with

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>>42729767
>nooooo you can't just want a gf because humans are literally wired to mate and need love and affection, you only want a gf because you haven't spent 10 years in therapy unpacking your childhood "traumas"!!!

>>42735384
99% bot.

>obnoxious pic
>never addressing points
>never making points
>very short

Any person has free will. A person would choose to want another person to make themselves feel whole. This will never be a substitute for actually being whole. A slave to urges is a slave to whoever designed the urges.

Invoke Netzach chum. I'm assuming you're a straight white male.
Could do basic Venus altar on a Friday, read the orphic hymn and offer things she likes.
Warning: physical symptoms incoming. I'm being serious.

>>42735396
I think you're overcomplicating a simple problem. You don't need to go on some lifelong soul journey to become the perfect content complete person to have a gf. My room mate sells meth and he has a gf.

>>42735449
Good thing that wasn’t what I was arguing.

You will never be complete by getting one.

You will only hinder yourself finding wholeness getting one

That fact that you want one demonstrates weakness you need to overcome personally not find a crutch for.

The more of a loser with unsolved personal issues you are the more you’ll want a girlfriend and vice versa.

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>>42735456
ok
anyway, good luck for your quest to become Neo or whatever while I'm cuddling my mexican gf

>>42730386
>First off, understand why you want food. Do you really need food? Why do you want "food"?
>
>I used quotation marks because most guys don't want actually food, they want "food" - a magical solution to all their problems in the shape of nutrients for your body and release all your stomac cramps.
>
>What also doesn't help is being food crazed. Understand that hunger is a traumatic response to your birth. When you were at your mother's womb you were one with her stomach, undifferentiated from it. When you were released you became your own entity and dependent on only your stomach. There's no difference between mother's and fetus's belly, that changes at birth. And eating is a way to reenact this but on reverse, you fill your belly and replenish energy spend in a way to undo the suffering of your exhausted callories. Most guys want food simply because of this simple psychological instinct.

You are delussional bro. We are programed to need a partner in life, and the lack of one, stunts us in ways somebody who has never known real hunger cant imagine, relate, understand.

>>42735617
That's only true if you're a normie and/or under 40 years old. Everyone else is cringing at your dependency on other people because you bleeding hearts are like toddlers who want mommy and the drama is insufferable

>>42735617
I've literally never felt the need for a "partner." Being single and alone is great. Maybe you're just a dumb hylic animal.

>>42729755
/x/'s only answer to getting a girlfriend is to imagine one.
You read that right. They believe you can have an imaginary girlfriend that you can marry and have intercourse with.

>>42735550
Ok hylic.

Have fun going nowhere but at least you have a cope (prop gf you’ll never have)

>>42735635
Wisdom
>>42735644
Based analysis

>>42729755
Breath out the pussies pressure not to cum

>>42735384
>>42735449
>>42735550

Bot posts.

>no arguments made
>no arguments addressed
>lack of cohesion
>random photos
>no detail

>>42730392
100%

>>42729755
pay attention to the taste of fluids in their neutral state. when kissing, there should be a sweet taste, for both.
same with neutral body odor (no parfume). it should smell nice.
then when you hug, there should be a form of electricity.

all these are bodily indicators for compatibility, partly driven by the immune system, partly by the chakra system.

there was one more, very important fact but i forget the details. it had roughly to do with your birthdate and how it related to the full moon, because the ebb and flow controls lust. the cycles in both should be in sync, since sex is the basis for a healthy long lasting relationship. regarding kama suttas, you should also choose a partner with equal genital size. three sizes, small/shallow (S) medium (M) and large/deep(L).

S should couple with S, M with M and L with L.
L male with S female may seem popular in the west, as the west always tries to maximize "bigger, faster, stronger", but longterm, this does not work and the novelty and hype dies very fast within the first few years and sex becomes a chore and burden to the wife. and the marriage breaks apart.

the most important part is virginity of both partners. when sexual union occurs, the chakras are aligned and through the activation of the orgasm, both energetic systems intermingle and become one, for life regarding the energy system and for eternity regarding the souls.
this is why divorce or remarrying was disallowed.
this counts as a spiritual contract/testament.
the only thing that can undo that energetic coupling (not soul coupling) is the death of the contractor/testator. this is the basis for honor killings, btw.
only God can separate two souls that chose to fuse through marriage.

the virginal blood is the payment for the spiritual contract. the currency in the spiritual domain is blood, because the lifeforce is in the blood.

1/2

>>42729755
the status quo that is a shitshow in the west is grim.
women are sexually "liberated", "hook up" culture is rampant.
the women look like spiders, with spiritual tether going out of them into all directions, like spider limbs, connecting them to multiple men.
so they share the karma as a collective effort. when ex # 5 suffers a tragedy, they all of a sudden feel down and if this coincides with ex # 3 winning the lottery, they feel down but with a pint of joy..
basically, they become psychologically unstable and erratic, crazy.
same with men.

this is some spiritual tech military generals in old times knew, the strategically made use of it, taking their own group, going to 1 harlot and having all his guys have sex with her. that way, the soldiers could sort of telepathically communicate during battle.

the same bond exists between children and parent and allows for each other to know if something bad happens to the other, from afar. a "gut feeling" is its expression and a deep knowing bypassing the intellect. buddhist may call this direct insight.

2/2

>>42735761
>the most important part is virginity of both partners
Maybe in the past, but that's an unrealistic expectation in the dating market today.
Best you can hope for is that she doesn't have kids, especially when you're older, but even that has drawbacks

>>42735687
Cuddling your wetback GF is all fun and games until the cartel turns you into the next internet shock video :D

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>>42729755
Don't love others before loving yourself. The universe always loves you. Unconditionally. When you love yourself, then others will be drawn to you. <3
https://youtu.be/YlLr0MV0WSU

>>42735825
Romantic love is a completely different thing and is by definition conditional.
This has nothing to do with that

>>42735384
You know this post is based when the shills are fuckin' seething.

>>42735831
Romantic love is emotional attachment and illusion of safety. It will be taken from you eventually.

>>42732396
I like how the aura meme is breaching out into the irl
i had colleagues mention how it looks like I'm aura farming all the time

that being said, tips on preventing others from farming my aura?

>>42729755
OP, if you have to ask, you'll never know.
I found out how to get chicks, and it's by living my life.
I decided to get a motorcycle once, no friends had one, I passed the safety class, perfect driving over it, bought a crotch rocket. Didn't do it for chicks, did it for me.
But oh did the ladies like it.
Named my bike Lady Bug, actually. Not to do with bugging the ladies.
One girl I met after bar close, she wanted a ride, we stopped behind a bank and she sucked my dick in the woods.
And we fuxked in the same woods because she got so horny from it.
inb4larp, I was 21 and she was like 40.
Example 2
I vacationed in Hawaii to learn how to kite surf. Stayed in a hostel for a month. Worked remote. Hit the beach basically every day. Took legit lessons. I have excellent kite control but I'm too fucking fat/can't touch my toes in the water to get on the board/suck at body dragging despite great kite control. Had a 4m trainer kite for a summer.
Doing my own thing, wound up dri king karaoke with girls at the hostel, everyone but mostly girls.
Dance lessons.
One gal was really into cats and was going to the cat sanctuary island, Lahaina or Lanai, and I expressed interest - I love cats.
I paid for my portion and we spent the day together.
Wound up dating LDR for a year.
Helped her move from Birmingham to London when I stayed there for a month.
Point is you need to live your life.
The right women will appear.
I remember working on my motorcycle one time an a girlfriend stopped by unexpectedly. That's a Chad spot to be. Most people here would be gooning, while I was CRANKING a wrench on my bike.
Met her in college and after she invited me to play strip poker with her and her friend (and another guy friend).
Live your life, OP.
If your life is boring af, why would a woman be interested if you aren't interesting?
>>42729767
truthpilled

>>42737644
This said, women will absolutely live in a bus in the woods with a scrub and his dog. Pretty sure drugs are involved with that.
Be an interesting person,
or be a drug dealer/have drugs, OP.
Women are pretty fucking dumb though and will get bored of paradise and ruin that peace. Ever heard of The Garden if Eden? Pabdora's Box? They don't leave well enough alone - why would you sacrifice your peace?
I was a fuckboy when I had my motorcycle.
I'm twice as old now, I've repented my fuckboy ways, but the women... the women haven't changed. The last three relationships, the women were the problem. I did everything _I_ could to make it work. They didn't want it to work yet also blamed me.
I was the problem when I was a fuckboy manslut for sure. I treated women like shit. I did things to women just to see how far I could push them. It was a lot. And they didn't deserve it many of them.
But you know what.
I had more success treating them like dirt, and with the same outcome, than actually trying to get along with them.
When I say success, I mean they treated me with respect and wanted to be with me. Bot the case in this second half of life where they make up reasons to treat you bad and eventually leave and then blame you for letting them leave.
A doctor, a computer scientist (programmer), and a data scientist, "smart" women.
At this point, I have peace.
Women are pretty, dgmw, but they are Not worth disturbing my peace
You don't lay a hooked for sex, you pay her to leave afterward.
cunt.

>>42737644
>>42737666
Kek is here.
You might think you want a smart woman, but smart women understand marriage is just an insurance policy for them, so said to my face by the data scientist.
An adventurous woman will seek someone ever more fulfilling and dangerous/exciting.
Every woman will get bored of paradise.
And it is never their fault.
Why, OP, would you want anything to do with a creature which is perpetually selfish and can never be satisfied?
Seriously. Why do you want this?
Here is a joke which rings truer as life goes on. inb4redditspacing:
When I was 16, I got a girlfriend with big tits, but there was no passion, so I decided I needed a passionate girl with zest for life.

In college I dated a passionate girl, but she was too emotional. Everything was an emergency; she was a drama queen, cried all the time and threatened suicide. So I decided I needed a girl with stability.

When I was 25, I found a very stable girl but she was boring. She was totally predictable and never got excited about anything. Life became so dull that I decided I needed a girl with some excitement.

When I was 28, I found an exciting girl, but I couldn't keep up with her. She rushed from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. She was great fun initially and very energetic, but directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.

When I turned 30, I found a smart ambitious girl with her feet planted firmly on the ground, so I married her. She was so ambitious that she divorced me and took everything I owned.

I am older and wiser now, and I am looking for a girl with big tits.

>>42733503
Bezos, Gates, Musk have entered the chat.

>>42729755
go out wearing you regalia. the huzz love that

>>42729789
The last call summon is important. Casting the spell of "you have great shoes, wanna fuck" has worked at least 1 in 5 times for myself at last call.

After sobering comes with dawn, gnawing your arm off is required if trapped under a coyote.

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>>42729755
always smile

>>42737695
I'm sensing a pattern here
Full circle or beginning of next cycle?

>>42729767
>You want a gf because you’re not satisfied with yourself
What if my reason is to get married and have 3 children so I can teach them magic?

>>42730423
Pretty sure that birds don't think about sex all the time because they're struggling to survive and also because of hormonal changes that shut down sex drive outside of mating Season.

Sex is fun and creates children.

>>42732381
Why, because she's not fat like your mom?

>>42730079
*your woman will still sleep around if she finds the right man to fuck at the right time particularly if she's ovbulating

>>42740223
Have you tried sleeping with her instead?

>>42740165
pretty sure you've never owned male chickens
they don't care what season or time of day it is, cluck cluck

>>42735761
>>42735762

probably the most accurate position ive ever seen posted on this site. just feels correct based on personal experience and observation of others.

>>42735805
>Maybe in the past, but that's an unrealistic expectation in the dating market today.
i think he makes it rather clear what your options are. you can keep driving yourself slightly more insane/unbalanced with each failed attempt at lifelong bonding, or go monkmode and heal your energy in preparation for the next life.

>>42737695
both a hilarious joke and as masterfully crafted that it could be a zen koan

>>42740471
Chickens are outliers. Most birds have mating seasons

>>42737695
>and I am looking for a girl with big tits.
Are they hard to get? I'm looking for one too but I'm balding so I look uglier now than in the past

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>>42729755
here, fren

>>42735761
>S should couple with S, M with M and L with L.
Actually S female should couple with S+ male. M female with M+ male. L female with L+ male.
About height, S female with M or preferably M+. M female with L, or L+.
Best height difference: 25 cm.

>>42740150
Then you want children as a prop to validate yourself and lifestyle with.

Again you’re not satisfied with yourself. Why isn’t you knowing magic enough why do you have to drag these prop children into it?

>>42729755
walk up to woman
say these magic words
ALLLAHHUU ACKBAR
she will marry

>>42729755
Never look for a "gf", but a virgin girl to marry. Anything else and is much inferior. Not to say it's 'bad', but it's less human and more animalistic. Maybe you are like that and you will have an interesting bohemian life like >>42737695, but you being on /x/ would suggest otherwise.

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