>be me, deformed incel>literal crouzon syndrome >parents force me to get job after rotting at home for years >don’t want to show my face so apply for dishwasher jobs >get hired at the rainforest cafe, last one left it seems>one day while cleaning dishes my fat boss says it’s someone’s birthday and I’m tall enough to wear the frog suit >“you look enough like the frog anyways”>I put it on and go out to the table>it’s a group of drunk 20 year olds laughing at me but at least I’m hidden inside>the beautiful girl at the table climbs into my arms and I hold her >first time I ever touched a girl lmao>next day waiter shows me a Instagram reel of me in the frog suit holding this girl to a Lana del Rey song with 1 million likes >picrelated >it starts a viral trend of beautiful girls ironically coming to the rainforest cafe to be held by the frog>oh shit>every couple days boss comes to me >”there’s another birthday girl, get the suit on”>each time I do it’s a huge thrill, something to live for>after each time I would rush to the bathroom to jerk off, and each time I see myself in the mirror feel like my eyes are bugging>one day while holding a girl, she kisses the head piece where my lips are >at this point I believe Im the frog, that the suit doesn’t exist>start frogmaxxing, hopping around in the suit, dancing, ribbeting >when I take it off and look in the mirror I see my eyes are big, my mouth stretches over my entire face>I can see my skin turning green>im turning into a fucking frog and no one notices because I’m already so ugly >one day while holding a girl she elbows my head piece off>music stops, everyone’s looking >I drop her and run to the washroom, fearing people will see me truly and attack me like a monster >look in the mirror and realize it’s just my normal deformed face they saw >the girls realized the freak who’s been holding them this entire time>quit my job and go back to rotting >they never wanted me, they wanted the frog
10/10 parable, you should be a teacher
>>42740658@grok summarize dis bish
>>42740697thanks anon
why do women like frogs so much
>>42740658Is there some kind of meme digest where i can weely get up to speed with latest memes? I don't follow tiktok or anything but i am interested in the current collective unconcious. Thank you.
>>42740658>literal crouzon syndromeAh fuck that blows. Craniofacial anomalies are a real kick in the balls. In the old days you'd have had a face for radio.
Pepe villain arc
Something out of The Zhuangzi8/10
>>42740699Incel gooner cosplays as groyper
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>>42740658Similar thing happened to me except instead of a frog suit it was drugs and instead of women it was drugs
>>42740658obvs you have to go back and get one of them to kiss you, breaking the cursuh
>>42740658>reverse princess and the frogThis is proof white girls fuck animals and the original story is the princess wasn't revolted, she was just horny.
