Ever notice how the biggest Mandela effects are ALWAYS fucking maps?Psychologists scream "spatial heuristics" because coastlines are hard to remember. Absolute BS. If our brains are so lazy, why can everyone draw the Krusty Krab from memory or remember the lyrics to songs we haven't heard in 20 years? But somehow nobody knows where the fuck South America is located on a globe? Geography is getting patched in real time.Euro militaries are a joke. The US is checked out. Russia and China should be pushing Brussels around, but they don't even try. What are they scared of? CERN. It is the most obvious military wunderwaffe of all time. The EU already used it on its own members, and they're getting increasingly bold. Look at the timeline:>March 2018: Italy elections. Anti-EU populists (Salvini) actually win.>They make massive noise about dropping the Euro. Brussels is sweating bullets.>Dec 2018: CERN suddenly shuts down the Large Hadron Collider for a "2-year upgrade".Yeah, "upgrades". They point the main collider beam straight south.>August 2019: Salvini inexplicably nukes his own anti-EU government.>He gets ousted. A cucked and compliant pro-EU government instantly takes over.>Italy drops the anti-EU talk overnight and never brings it up again.Look at the file I attached, exactly as shown in pic rel. Anyone over 20 knows Italy used to be a thick, chunky combat boot. Remember the old MW2 lobby joke?>"Hey man what's the shape of Italy?">"A boot.">(User has been booted from session.)You literally cannot even make that joke anymore because it's a fucking dainty stiletto high heel.The EU used CERN to carve a perfectly circular chunk out of the Italian coast. They dragged Salvini into a back room, showed him they just quantum-deleted 18,000 square miles of his country out of recorded history, and told him Sicily was next. Brussels is quite literally holding reality hostage and I'm scared of what they'll do next.
>>42744923>They dragged Salvini into a back room, showed him they just quantum-deleted 18,000 square miles of his country out of recorded history, and told him Sicily was next. Brussels is quite literally holding reality hostage and I'm scared of what they'll do nextBut Salvini hates Southern Italy.
>>42744923picrel is boots. You probably just modified your mental image due to your own presumably masculine associations with the word bootIt looks the same as it always has to me
To test your hypothesis, we should apply it to all known geographic Mandela Effects:Australia farther north?New Zealand farther south?Japan farther north?South America farther east?India having a much more chaotic shaped east side?Mongolia a nation?Taiwan an island?Macau not an island?Svalbard a place?Several islands existing east of Svalbard?Horn of Africa existing?Southern Ocean existing?Lake Maracaibo existing?Sandy Island existing?No Arctica or north pole continent?Missing Taured?Missing Hy'brasil?Uiguristan not a nation?Rock of Gibraltar not an island?Malta one lone island?More islands in Florida Keys?Smaller China?Larger Cuba?Larger Kazakhstan?Larger Greenland?Huge archipelago between Canada and Greenland?Greenland closer to Iceland?Sicily closer to Italy?Ireland closer to Scotland?Poland farther west from Germany?Different sized Madagascar?More human population in Madagascar?Sri Lanka moved northeast?Gulf of Carpentaria spikier?Bermuda triangle without a 90 degree angle?Missing town in Florida?Different Alaska coast line?Different Michigan and Great Lakes area?Altered cut in southern New Mexico?Bermuda islands closer to Florida?Fresh islands off coast of California?50 US States as opposed to more?Different number of Canada Provinces or Territories or both?Paris moved location?Georgia capital change from Augusta to Atlanta?Maine capital change from Bangor to Augusta?Utah capital change from Provo to Salt Lake City?Missouri capital change from Springfield to Jefferson City?The Panama Canal situated North to South instead of West to East?Giza pyramids closer to Cairo?Las Vegas now in a desert?
>>42744923If it is a superweapon then use it to superkill all immigrants. Otherwise I don't care.
>>42744923Well CERN isnt the 'military superweapon' that's controlling the weather, starting earthquakes and setting forests on fire, so it's pretty lame IMO
>>42745464>to all known geographic Mandela EffectsThose are not Mandela Effects, that just means you are shit at geography.
>>42744923>Ever noticeBullshit leading prompt.>why can everyone draw the Krusty Krab from memory or remember the lyrics to songs we haven't heard in 20 years?You cant, retard.>nobody knows where the fuck South America is located on a globe?Just Americans and their shit education.
in this reality, we now have a two massive island between england and france, which is previously were absent
>>42744923They don't need CERN to do a regime change, friend.
>>42747028I live in Brazil and I can't find South America. I don't know if it is to the north, or east, or where?
