I was hesitant to share this with you but I've been browsing /x/ for a while to know that there is a there. So I wrote down a bunch of conversations with my now 3 and a half year old son. this is literally it:>you can come down, you can come down to our garden! but you have to go gome later. I wanna see your kids!>me: babe who are you talking to?>if they can't get down I will get younger and go up there!...........>dad I'm a 100.000 years old>how do you know that?>I just know. I'm from the Trapezium star.>what's the Trapezium star? did you live in that star?>in a triangle (draws a pyramid in the sand)>okay so how did you get here?>a portal (duh)>how do you even know what's a portal?>it's energy in a circle and you walk through it and you're really dizzy and you're there. >wow that's really cool!>and I know where you come from and why I picked you>hmmm? how's that?>I was in a totally dark place, there was these 2 lion beings on 2 feet, they were red and really really tall >and where did you come from babe before the dark place?>oh...I lived on a planet where all the kids lived, but we weren't kids, we're going to be kids. there wasn't mom and dad there we were kids waiting to go to earth. when we were called upon we jumped throught the holes and then we go to this black space. the two lions opened the portal and I was looking at Earth from above. there were all moms down there and I was asked who I wanted to pick and I picked mom.
>3yo>talks like an adult schizo on /x/ trying to talk like a 3yonice try
>>42752416I don't remember picking my parents. I got fucking squirted back from the samsara loosh wheel
