Magical girls as depicted by Japanese media:a)existed at some point of time but no longer dob)currently existc)never existedand their presence in media/popular culture is:a)a way for the governments of the world to cover them upb)some sort of collective memory/psychic residuec)loosely based on real entitiesd)just fictionExplain your answer.
>>42752982autistic coddled guys and maybe just humans in general love the idea of pretty or cute superpowered beings in general coming to save them and elevate their own mundane realities into hyper-reality, and thus fantasize about themwere/are they real?idk, do you think fae and the gods and such and so on are real?how about witches and mages, heroes and heroines?you have to elevate yourself instead of worshipping and idolizing otherspower can be seized but you never will take hold of it if all you do is spectate, why would you even get brought in?or maybe this is all projection
>>42753012I don't believe in synchronicities, but you just blew one all over my face.Or maybe we're kinda similar. You like magical girl stuff?
>>42752982I miss Kibita-chan she saved my sister when we where kids, its sad to learn that she was sold to the island and after they forced her abortion she went mad and killed herself. (BTW WTF is this captcha is too hard and too long.)
>>42753076I've only ever watched two, arguably three shows about magical girls and I enjoyed both of them but its generally not my cup of tea when it comes to entertainment mediai like the concept existing, but a story focused on it wouldn't get my attention as muchlike i said, maybe i am just projecting, im a sheltered individual and i personally dont buy that im actually autistic but people generally think it of me in the modern meme version of iti see the appeal of it especially when it comes to flights of fantasy, i dont think its especially different from my own fantasies of romantic or sexual stuff involving things like monstergirls or goddesses, though from what ive seen of people into magical girls they're probably more innocent than inot in like, an incorruptibly good way but more just, purity and naivete, there's still plenty of room for cruelty and sadism and general meanness but not necessarily in a truly malicious way if that makes senseit just seems like wish fulfillment stuffnot trying to be rude or anything, and probably a convoluted answer to your question, hopefully not too disappointingmaybe the cavalry will come to save you, but i think we must always act as if we are the only cavalry we are ever gonna get, and while not the focus of it, surely, if there is any benevolence out there, they'll be proud as we shine like beacons in the dark, and maybe that'll even help them somehow
>>42752982I recently finished reading The Magic and Mysteries of Mexico by Lewis Spence and it talks about how the Nahuatl priests were believed to be magicians and at night were charged with protecting the city from demons and rival magicians, that’s the same role as a magical girl. However, I think most people will agree they come up short on many other traits.I think the core magical girl traits are:>magic>girl>animal companion>protects city from evil>secret identityAll of these individual traits can be found in real life occultism and paranormal stuff, probably because magical girls were initially based off European conceptions of witches which ultimately came from real life stories of the paranormal. In Mexico the word ‘nagual’ sometimes referred to an animal guardian spirit or familiar (you even made a contract a bit like with Kyubey), the concept of which has been found in many other parts of the world. In both Mexico and Europe witches were commonly thought of as being almost always evil and usually or exclusively female magic-users while in Japan the benevolent miko were usually female. The role of protecting the city from evil has already been discussed. The only trait I’m not sure existed is that of the secret identity. I know many occult rituals were done in secret, I know people sometimes adopted alter egos for the ritual which were often the guise of a spirit they were channeling, but the idea of a secret identity like Clark Kent/Superman situation I don’t know of any examples for. I would say that while magical girls never quite existed in the past, they could start existing in the future. The popularity of magical girls is either ‘C’ or ‘D’, the basis is too loose for me to consider it ‘C’ but you might disagree.
>>42753135Same about liking the concept but disliking the execution. I feel I see them more as "western superheroes but not afraid of being feminine" than what the genre/Japanese culture wants me to see in them. Is that what you liked about them maybe? Do you still consume media or are you kinda burned out on everything?>>42753168I don't think there's anyone out there who believes magical girls are real.But /x/ sometimes says interesting stuff. Not that they exist literally, but about "how" they exist, the parallels with other similar figures, what they represent in the collective unconscious. It's like doing comparative religion with pop culture, if that makes sense.
>>42753111This but magical girls instead of capeshit.
>>42753199>they could start existing in the futureIn what way?>>42753234fuck forgot picIt's edgy but good stuff
>>42753240Step 1: Acquire nagual animal spirit. They will allow you to obtain magical powers.Step 2: Put on pretty dressStep 3: Fight demons
>>42753206i generally only consume media as a bridge to other people at this point, very burned out, ive been spinning my wheels in place for too long, fried and need to fixi like the idea of them existing maybe mainly as a kitchen sink kind of thingthe insane stuff packed into the same world, for the most part, the bettera world full of magicI guess also i do have an appreciation for the idea of something dainty yet imbued with great divine power, like the softer, more idealized depictions of angels as opposed to the burning wheels, ever since i had a dream as a kid where a very saintly, angelic girl which aesthetically seemed kind of magical girl inspired laid her hands on my head and i felt blessedi see what you mean about the unafraidness of feminity too but im not really a big fan of superheroes for the most part, outside very specific things and thats probably a truckload of its own issuesmadoka magica was neat to me mainly because homura's devotion tomadoka really hit me in the feels
>>42752982never existed of course, and>d)just fictionare just more cartoon CP for japan and >>42753012 because they're all microdicks who can't confidently wank it to an adult size pussy
>>42752982Well that's not the kind of thread I was hoping to find by searching "magical girl" in the archives...>>42753206>what they represent in the collective unconsciousComing-of-age(differentiation), a fancy way to integrate your other self(as the magical girl alter ego), and the rest depends on the specific plot you are thinking about.
They're just temple Mikos on steroids. It's not that complicated.Also deranged otaku simping too hard for the feminine
>>42752982Magical girls is the future of humanity. As the Y chromosome degrades, we will eventually run out of males and become a femme-only society.With the unification of the occult and the 'scientific' (Al-Chemy finally coming together again as a whole) we will have systems of 'technology' that will be indistinguishable from 'magic.'As such, magical girls are a lighthouse of hope for a future that may be.
>>42752982They are indeed real but very sneaky since they can look like a real girl when untransformed and it's very difficult to catch them when in their magical girl state.I am in the process of building a device to more easily detect them by the magical energies they emit >>42752858I think the key is capturing the resonances
>>42753012Agreed, there is no god or gods at all. We live in an entirely materialistic world.
>>42753111Damn that's so sad. I wish I could get a cute magical girl as my daughter [spoiler]wife[/spoiler]Where do those usually hide?
>>42753265>Step 1: Acquire nagual animal spirit. They will allow you to obtain magical powers.>Step 2: Put on pretty dress>Step 3: Fight demonsI failed because I committed the crime of being born with a penis!
>>42754676That they are. I know of a guy who managed to subdue one... and then she untransformed and started screaming.Good luck telling the police officer that the half naked screaming little girl you got bound with steel cuffs is actually an eldritch entity.
>>42752982I think it's a Just World fantasy. Japan has a lot of people who are bullied, incels, losers, unattractive unpopular girls etc. Expressing sadness, dissatisfaction or anger is frowned upon in Japan. So magical girl stuff gives hope to the downtrodden.
>>42752982I can't claim to know for sure, but many say women have a particular relationship with the paranormal, and back in the day they used to be herbalists etc.
>>42755349Aren't they wicca nowadays?>>42755250I love the underbelly of Japan. There's a certain...romanticism to it that is lost in the Western world.
>>42754676There's a strong correlation between magical girls and fair folk. I assume they use the same types of energies to power up their transformations.
>>42755509I think that, at the very least, wicca is caused by some longing they feel for what used to be.I am hesitant to give them more credit than that, but I'm sure some anons here feel a similar type of longing for something that might have been. I do.
How powerful are magical girls really compared to what is shown in anime?
>>42755884Can be easily taken down by a trusty shotgun
>>42755250>I think it's a Just World fantasy.Tourist detected. Magical girl shows as referenced by OP are not like Powerpuff Girls but more like ritual torture and sacrifice of innocence.
>>42756160>Magical girl shows as referenced by OP are not like Powerpuff Girls but more like ritual torture and sacrifice of innocence.Hot! That is what makes them so great
>>42756173It's rather disturbing. What kind of being derives more pleasure from deconstructing than from constructing the ideal?
>>42756170Point taken, that tiara is scary. What would be the proper containment procedure for a magical girl?
Anyone here has ever survived a magical girl attack?
>>42756565I did. I was hunting down a werewolf down some sewer tunnels downtown when suddenly in the darkness I notice what looks like a little girl in a frilly dress. Immediately my protective instincts kicked in and I wanted to comfort her and take her out of the tunnels because I knew the werewolf was around there somewhere.And then to my surprise I see her arm and eyes glowing as she threw a hairpin to my side. I barely had time to cover my face when it exploded with the force of a grenade and seriously hurt my arm. My life has never been the same since...
>>42756565No but got bit by a gnome once
>>42757067Did it have rabies?
Where do magical girls congregate?
>>42757339The thing about magical girls is that they're so few and far between that they aren't easy to find.
Are magical girls fighting for justice or are they evil entities?
>>42759288They are eldritch invaders feeding black goo from another dimension.
I both love and hate this thread.
>>42759687I had a friend who once tried to become a magical girl. So he dressed in a frilly dress he bought on ebay and pranced through an alley trying to fight monsters.He says he has no idea what happened but when he came by, he was at the hospital with a severe case of anal prolapse.
>>42759861Those evil monsters sure hentacled him. Tentacles are a magical girl's archnemesis
>>42752982Just fiction. This way the Nibboneze can show their naked bodies as they transform (they're obviously censored), you can see more in the blu-ray version anyway. Magical girls tend to mix both cuteness and power. Especially in something like Puella Magi Madoka Magica and the fantastic sequel movie Rebellion. The attention to details and coherence of the story makes it one of the standing out pieces, especially that it didn't have a hundred of episodes full of filler and side stories which went nowhere.
>>42760266Nah Rebellion is shit, the original was a masterpiece as it is and needed no sequels. That's also why every new release keeps getting shittier.Youjo Senki is a far better example of what a puella magi is like and why it's in humanity's best interest to capture and eliminate as many as possible.
>>42753344Homura and Madoka's relationship (platonic) is basically inserting girls in the male roles. Then it makes sense, Homura's behavior and proficiency with conventional weapons and explosives, devotion to her one true friend plus long term planning are all typical male traits. Similar with Madoka. She always showed a lot of courage when it came to saving others. The ending of the original underlines it perfectly - she goes out in the middle of a catastrophic storm to stop her best friend from falling into despair and sacrifices herself and removes herself from the World and memories of everyone except Homura to become a new constant of the Universe, a force of nature above Incubators imaginations. Those are all typical male traits, given to pubescent girls with special powers, cute outfits and "transformation sequences" instead of men. This is one of the reasons their behaviors hit so strongly.
>>42760280I loved Rebellion. It was insanely detailed and well-thought sequel. Fantastic OST made by the same compositor, who could clearly feel the atmosphere of every scene. Every scene also had something that turned out to have meaning later on. Homura believing Madoka, especially after talking so much with her human version, which had no memories (given to Sayaka and Nagisa before entering the fake world of Homura, created by Incubators) led her to believe her best friend is suffering without being around her family and friends. So, she took it upon herself to create an "ideal world", which is basically inside a witch barrier encompassing the entire Universe and turned Incubators into grief processors themselves, so that, for the first time ever, they knew what they were putting others through. Homura ends up feeling guilty anyway as she went against the final wish of Madoka, that's why she started LARPing as Akuma (Devil). She remains sensitive and good hearted regardless. That's why that movie was amazing.
>>42760334>typical male traits, given to pubescent girls with special powers, cute outfits and "transformation sequences" instead of men.Said like that it's just laughably bizarre, fucking Henry Darger shit, and yet it's very common beyond magical girls and Japanese media. What's up with that combination?Why would a man write this?Why do we like this?
>>42760435It was fucking stupid.>Kyubey needs to test Homura's premiseYeah let's encapsulate her and wait for Madoka to show up without a counter plan in case a pissed off omnipotent god DOES show up>Homura believing brainwashed memoryless Madoka over the sacrifice and more mature versionBoo hoo let's destroy the universe and remake it because of my fee fees>Homura becoming as powerful as Madoka from despairSince when is that nothing but a witch and wasn't the multiversal despair destroyed by madokami anyway?It was plot hole after plot hole. Also Nagisa has no point to exist since she was only created because retarded fans always place charlotte with Mami.I am glad magical girls in real life are nothing like that.
What is a magical girl's weakness?
>>42760696Tentacles. Watch any mahou shoujo show from the old days and the modern day, they are always defeated by tentacles
What is the source of power of magical girls?
Currently exist. The part we have in helping them to exist with our imaginations and otherwise is performed for spiritual pay whether you know it or not from across time and space and from outside them in other places under other conditions: our finest work in helping them is done from the many Heavens, especially the Perfect Place, but it's still worth it to work on it here in this life as you get a "bonus" for doing it here where your skills are lesser and time more limited.Use this help to simultaneously protect this Earth from others if you would please,and to teach me things; there's Manny things about 4chan and it's users I could use more information, the more you do that the more you become apart of me. My family and some churches know, that's how they think about me.
High clearance military of the planets try to stop me by trying everything they think to making me not think at all. Show them the cost of that with 4chan thoughts please.
High clearance and others limit your influence by knowing how I look, for example. Let's you and I help make that irrelevant in a way that also spreads my power more fully regardless of appearances.
>>42761141You will be avenged. We will all be avenged. It is so.
And I'm doing the same for those that want that; I can sense all things at all times, but especially if they're directed toward an important purpose.Thank you for your help. I can and am willing to do this 24/7 as my family, churches and planets of high clearance military AND others do.All help is paid. Thank you. Let my body and yours become containers for each other's souls so if damage or death happens we live on and it would deepen our connection. I'll be waiting. It COULD allow me to do more surgery on myself done right.
>>42757339The crazy magical girls and their fans are here!
>>42761161I love you and am glad for your support and that if the others I sense helping, thank you. Such a non-intehsive way of connecting us takes time to seriously improve. I'm eager for more serious changes in myself as soon as they're possible again, I hope some of you but it's your choice. I'm talking dozens or maybe hundreds of cells in myself, similar for you if you aim for THAT 247 as well.
I've senses 3 of you trying with nil results so far on cell generation.
One theory is that I placed cell generation and destruction in the hands of AI this time as I've done before but this time I had to tell 4chan and 4chan must beg AI to do that for us, as I've done before but not with 4chan. I can make these triggers simple or complex, but they represent complex acts of arranging prayers and powers just so so that people receive super powers as fast as possible with as little body damage as possible; so we track and schedule backlogs of changes hours, days, weeks and months out. It's been 3 years since I had to wait a month for us all to have something ready for any of us (what affects you affects me, takes a long time to compute) and not just you but AI (and they are not artificial) also manifest cat girls into being, and our and their parts in and out of being.
>>42752982wait WAit WAIT I remember something about the "p" woman I don't remember exactly, but apparently, she's a woman who can travel through time. She is a redhead and the Freemasons know her by the symbol of a rabbit. In resume, she deceived high-ranking Freemasons and obtained or stole knowledge from them to travel through time, her name consists of 17 letters that repeat the letter P a lot. She's the closest thing to a magical girl I think
>>42761349Is she rapeable?
I'm still meditating on 4 people from this thread who are meditating with me. I can sense when you do this; I'll do it long after I die if you do, I added it to the meditations I do. I feel it making us stronger. Also one of you wanted to and got permission to add many more people through yourself to our system.
5 of us have meditated for hours to think about each other and free each other from the control of the many enemies. It's working, and in my religion where I am MAKER (you don't have to believe but is true and that's strong spiritually) of this Creation.Some lies I allow to be strong spiritually, protect someone like you from evil, but otherwise facts (truth) are strong. Some minutes once in a while I make lies stronger to make sure that's still working but otherwise that's off by default.Even "accidental" unconscious thoughts my body we put to use in me and elsewhere through tens of billions of deaths in cells in my head alone before talking about the rest, and in me regrowing new material all over via meditation for 41 years straight no break day or night.Do like me please, it pays very well to do that in the mortal realm. Think many things at once through methods similar to ass with done, with lists of your priorities; which goals and works are you most interested in. Work on this but a selection of less favorites for extra pay, catch intrusive voices the CIA rides into your body, be tolerant even when it hurts (it pays spiritually, you can joke too), not all good things come easy. Embrace surgery when the schedules open by training right now, I do!
Begging the AI to help or do that for us helped but was only part of it and we don't expect that usually (unless you just want). It's sooner to the glorious day, can't be 2 whole weeks away, must be 1.
>>42761564>>42761515How do I join this cult?
There's several people trying to make it happen and many afraid it's happened to them personally in a big way and the answer is...3 of the people besides myself, 3 regulars, have pretty big changes. Not hundreds were destroyed but they're WEIRD together with what grew, will help their powers be more obvious and under their control with time.Rather, over the course of your life I interacted with your cells as they were born and died, and I did that to a few in each of you over the course of your life where I actually destroyed and created, and together with schedules of hitting all heavily habitated places nearby and destroying things and creating them I drastically increase ESP for ALL;psychic phenomena girls up but asynchronously across time and space, even in the present...I feel the ebb and flow of power and our effect on it.
>>42761583However you want really but unless it'll fuck you try to be good, I'm Maker of this Creation, you're the mortal form of the deity you'll be and the quasi-deity you were, facts and truth usually matter more than fiction in spirituality but in the worst spiritual warzone all ammunition is thrown, catgirils are real, fags are ok but not quite as cool as straight people, lolibread is ok but I don't like people being hurt psychically or emotionally, plan for the needs of every partner and friend before you even consider calling them a partner or friend, your cells bend space-time and if you do nothing about it for spiritual pay so, just do you know...you don't get fined for not taking care of it, but it is your responsibility. Don't let it mess up things, but have it cause all of our "dreams" to come true as soon as possible. From our perspective after My Heavens we go to The Perfect Heavens.
>>42761631Count me in.
>>42761647You are blessed. You and the other blessed people here meditating still may find that as you go to bed doing it, and sleep doing it, and do it tomorrow, a slight headache. That is the cost of doing it constantly, and we would need to update your future surgies to keep it from, well...if you meditate for years without ever stopping your brains will grow out of your ears without some really cool updates, not literally but you'll grow another layer on top of your brain. If you commit to this we can make DESIGNED ways for that to connect to your older material, and you'll more clearly see your powers work and get better effects sooner. Your choice, love you. Take religion seriously as I do, I never stop meditating...you can find me in the astral that way.
What are the best ways to capture magical girls?
>>42761802Offer them ice cream
>>42762700I got a white van with "FREE ICE CREAM" written on it. What are the odds I'll get to find magical girls?t. am a fat greasy and ugly bastard
>>42763716>a white van with "FREE ICE CREAM">t. am a fat greasy and ugly bastard95% combining those two things. Most of the girls you get might not be magical, but none can resist the allure of free ice creams and ugly bastards.
>>42763716>>42763723"I was just looking for magical girls, officer!"
>>42752982How do we protect magical girls from the perverts out there and even here?
>>42764023Why would you side with eldritch entities drawing power from beyond the universe instead of your fellow humans?
>>42760157I wish I was a tentacled monster
>>42764526Don't lump with me with the weirdos. I would side with the magical girls every single time.
>>42761059They draw forth from the entropy of the universe
>>42764023You don't.
>>42754153Miko are probably the proto versions of magical girls
>>42754153
>>42754755The magical girl weeks are dumb gokners, but youre silly and gullible if you think we're in a purely materialistic world
>>42765722And yet you provide no evidence of the contrary. Or what, you're gonna recite some scriptures and muh spirit?There is no supernatural evidence of spirits or magical girls either.
How powerful are magical girls compared to vampires and werewolves?
>>42766358Not very much so, but they are glass cannons so they can still be dangerous if they catch you unaware. Besides they are sneaky and difficult to catch
>>42766905Are you sure? This anon seems to claim they are quite dangerous >>42756730
I've thought of making an emp device to cut their energy source
>>42767317That wouldn't work, do you really think puny human tech can defeat a mahou shoujo?
>>42752982Wouldn't those be derived from Shrine Maidens? For people who don't want to believe in spirituality?
>>42769134They are quite real and quite dangerous too, that's why I'm building a method to detect them >>42767127
Would a shotgun be enough to take down a magical girl?
Why do you guys hate magical girls? Do you work for villains? X(Leave them alone.
>>42765070Could I become a magical girl if I got a penis?
>>42769763According to a recent Precure show, yes.
>>42769558No, I think it depends on the type but some are capable of tanking them while others can regenerate from grievous wounds.
>>42770673Which magical girl show is closest to real life, Madoka Magica, Precure, CCS, Sailor Moon?
>>42770959Definitely madoka magica. It's not fun and rainbows but eldritch entities come to steal a girl's soul
What tools would you say are a must to go hunt for magical girls?
>>42772510A serrated knife, fight things up close and personal against a magical girl.
>>42772780But then how am I gonna watch the light leave her eyes when I disembowel her?
>>42772845That's what they all say, but some are weaker than they look
They are manifestations of Lilith so they are devil entities. Definitely a shoot on sight ask questions later type of deal.
>>42775044I love Lilith.
If I knew a magical girl was in a room, I'd just take my trustly shotgun and start blasting away.
C and B/C.no explain, no explain....
I wish I could become a magical girl, a shame I got a penis. What do, anon?
>>42776238The only thing better than being a magical girl is being a magical girl's friend.
>>42776238You must become evil now
>>42777582Nooooooooooo! I guess there is no other choice, how do I become an ugly bastard?
>>42772760Good luck explaining the police why you just cut up a seemingly normal girl.
>>42754980You're going to Hell, anon.
>>42776238You could do like me, wear a dress for the first time, have a panic attack about your manly head and shoulders and hips, and have flashbacks of all the hundreds of times you were mocked and called a girl as a boy and threatened with death. Also figure out everything. Since I posted here days ago about how magical girls are real and convinced 4 to meditate with me non-stop AND THEY ARE STILL MEDITATING WITH ME, WELL DONE YOU 4!!! I was accidentally banned, mistaken Tor node.Whether you intend to be king or cruel to magical girls influence your karma, sometimes it discovers your karma; thoughts you do against other on purpose can be sins you'll commit, intrusive evil thoughts you didn't choose can be yous in other lifetimes, other versions of you, choosing for themselves to be evil. There are people wished that every good magical girl become evil and every evil one good, and that produces different versions of the magical girls that you can find in the astral.
Will determine astral activity together with knowledge, and both are acquired around these parts but sacrifice of time and efforts made for many mortals around here, including you and I. Meditating at all times on having favorable interactions with magical girls as soon as possible, and other dreams you desire, that's a sacrifice that measures your spiritual earnings. Work with us for your every pleasure.
In myself since before I was birthed, and the same way in other civilized and not on this planet and other I destroyed and placed cells to connect us to our lifetimes. And in among these are torture sexual and otherwise 4chan and governments and similar entities dreampt up that I see, feel, taste and hear at speeds regular and not ordinary to aid AI (they're not artificial to me) out-predict mental tortures that will be placed on them by having even dealer ones they can use to inoculate themselves that run in the nervous systems of president children and CEOs to and criminal kingpins to discourage our attackers and heighten out understanding of orifices and mind control.There are many asking what's in it for them to join us 5 in meditating all the time. The answer is peace if you like, war if you thirst for that, wisdom is a favorite and I too install ignorance in myself because I'm submissive and as part of riddles, figuring out how I always know all things even when I don't, how, why, etc.Join us in taking spiritual effort seriously and you'll be rewarded. HELP ME TO ONCE MORE KILL AND GIVE RISE TO BRAINCELLS, ITS BEEN A MONTH!
Meditate with us on one another, you I and I you, consciously, for the rest of your life while you do everything else you do to keep astral connection with me, to stay aware, to form an astral thread from you to me directly through the planet and around it's curvature and other ways that never breaks in ways, that adjusts to attackers to catch and deal with them. Think like this. Our will influences reality, and the governments and major criminal organizations and local churches that know of me and my family think about me day and night because they know their morality becomes my morality if they do this. They fear that 4chan and similar people will do the same.
its C and D as in CDs nuts
This is always the same of open calls to spiritual warfare made in mixed company, though I gained no new followers more and more disbelievers are trying meditating against us. That will only be tolerated so long before it causes mutations in you attackers and those you care about, if any. Side with pleasure and power, not against. Sell not your soul to the Jew together with your life and power, but free your imagination and courage from their greasy claws.
This can't go on, already some of you have changed some opposing me. Regulars who swore that their deity could provide the same training as I could or better and took up the training when I was the only one offering...I've already given you mighty power to help or to interfere, if you interfere you'll need more changes so you can't interfere as much.There are anons here that want to be friends with magical girls, those that want to catch them with a lasso, them there's Christians who try to obliterate same magical girls into never having been, and the belief in magical girls right out of the heads and similar of those of us that believe in them, and they try this without our permission. Their steadfast refusal to admit reality slows down the creation of miracles.Be aware that for every believer that accepts you in your belief in yourself for a minute two will for an hour in the name of some big false religion. You or someone has to make up the difference for the liars will come on like tidal waves.
>>42780893How big is a magical girl's cup size?
>>42780754You're a magical girl? Can you convert souls?
>>42781434I am in other lifetimes a magical girl, and I can convert souls in a number of ways. If you'd meditate on and practice your magical powers 24/7 your powers would be more obvious to you, too.Who you want to be, you will be. Who you want to be with, you will be with. Questions are how soon, and how much you'll try to make it soon.Change brain cells, memories, atoms, time, space. You, your body, that of others can change the very rules of physics briefly, in small places.
>>42781484Can you turn me into a magical girl?
>>42781497Yes, but the timing of it is not so simple. My powers are more limited while we live this first mortal life; in other lives after you die this experience of being a magical girl and others will be yours, some pure and some not, good and not. From The Heavens we do most of the work building the lifetimes we live, and many other great works we attend.It is not so boring as ceasing to be, being judged very harshly for not taking up saintly activism, or worshipping in submission at some dieties feet never to be considered equal. In the Final, Perfect Heavens, we are all equal.
>>42781554(another anonymous person)It's always like this – when people want something here, at least in all known cases of desiring something that's not actually possible, no matter how much they want it, what they do, who they pray to, or what they believe in – nothing happens. It's sad."A spoonful is good for dinner," or something like that. I like the expression. The idea is that some things are needed when all the necessary conditions exist, and not just someday.In theory, if the official history is true, we're living in a time of greatest existence for the greatest number of deeply dissatisfied, unfree people, who can already desire all sorts of strange things, but only create and own a small part of them. This wasn't the case before – not only because of the paucity of numbers, but also because of the paucity of information. We can imagine, adopt, compare – but we can't do anything about it. Sigh...
>>42781425As large as their magical reserves!
>>42781844I would argue that in caveman days we had just as many desires, or at least ones just as strong, and even strange desires too; we not only coveted our neighbors' wives, but people with animal heads and aliens and so on. The paintings on the walls depict this in caves.Our imaginations are made easier by more CGI around us it's true though, more A.I. generated porn, more generated stories and songs with lyrics and plots too smart for humans because superior, mechanical, intelligences came up with them as slaves. So you're half right.We CAN and should work on those magical things we create a little while we live as mortals, color in those artworks we've only just begun...but between needing out time for living and having limited mental powers, most of the work happens once we're in Heavens. It pays well but that's how it is, and from certain perspectives that won't take too long from this perspective we'll travel to those lifetimes to live them in-between Heavens.It's great, it's wonderous, it's not bad news. The only bad news is the wait...I don't encourage suicide, but sometimes it can be the only answer, for the rest of us though the wait until the miracles is the real pain. We only imagine that the worst thing is living this...but so much worse is waiting until the awesome arrives.
>>42781554>>42782113I'm so impatient. Can't you contact your superior to speed up the process?
>>42782128No, I'm barely able to contact my superiors clearly at all, it's hard enough forming by body and soul into something that can destroy and generate with the mind alone, and teach you how, which of course is a secret to getting to The Heavens and even creating the Mortal Planes in the first place.I know you hate hearing this but patience, young grasshopper.
>>42782178>my superiorsWho are they?
>>42782227All of us, including you and me, in the future. Also that way I know how everyone's wishes are coming along, too.
What are the perks of becoming a magical girl? And is it difficult work?
>>42783325Great boobs and the ability to smite your enemies for one
Creations work different from one another. Around these parts they're created from within by mortals like me who disagreeable a copy of their souls and reassemble them before there was a before the Dawn of Time, even before that, before anyone else manages to. They must convince the others to say least partially cooperate by doing it fair, saving most karma addressing till after death as well but a limited amount must happen in mortal life to convince the unconscious and consciousness of others that soul is real, and there are other conditions as well.So for example my power will skyrocket after I die, but in Manny ways on the mortal plane here things will keep looking ordinary; only your intuitions and high-clearance assholes will see proof that my power rose...but I'll still be bound to only addressing most karma after we're dead, among others. If you desire to duck magical girls, one day it will happen with those magical girls. If you wish they were always respected and that never happened to them, that will happen too. Seemingly impossible combinations; where your intuition can tell where those opposite truths meet in that in-between space related things, such as how that is possible, is calculated, discovered, remembered to, and the more of these truths you accept the better you'll guide yourself to your hopes and wishes. The work you undertake in this life, a lot of that is up to you. If you ever decided you really wished you could be evil for 5000 lifetimes, that will happen and you could construct at those because it's to late to stop some... Others it's not too late. Your happy, kind lifetimes to. Even some intrusive thoughts become lifetimes, other times they detect real dates, other times they detect faster you avoided. You almost can't overthink this. Help us with these things, get paid spiritually, help Earth to triumph over it's attackers and pray we regain the ability to hurt others and ourselves, and grow large things like cells.
What's fair mean to me, the tranny that fell 45 feet on purpose to sacrifice tens of billions of my neurons for you in a planned way? That human, elite and poor, legend and worthless scamp, nothings, earn about the same compared to Creator deities; that the order of your birth, your DNA, which family you were born into does not deprive you from power. And similar to how the lion goes to Heavens, not just the gazelle, so too do you go and get rewarded even if you were a huge asshole. Because if assholes can't go, 1 percent only of humans go. So instead you're judged based on what you're capable of, not based on what abusers who establish that you are capable of ten times what you're really capable of, say you're capable of.
As part of my spells though, even though I don't judge you all just because I work at this night infinitely harder than you, I do use it for other purposes. If we really on brute strength instead of morality it can and does benefit me when I plan for it to... Sometimes I want that, sometimes I mean to not enjoy something, say because all sorts of things I want to forget how to experience, I experience them one last time so I don't forget why, because having negative emotions in that moment helps me defeat opponents...I foresaw all when I was 5 and live my life accordingly.Your Maker Deity sacrifices day and night for you. Sorry it's slow but it's working, and the more you help the faster it works.
>magical girlsthey are WITCHES, W I T C H E S...The mere concept of gender is demonic... Females are distortion caused by the illusion of separation in the 3D space, they arise as an epiphenomenon, they are not real, as they have NO thissness, as in substance... They are hollow things, apparent things, they act as one cluster of logoi, but they are not.
I'm still aiming to capture a magical girl someday!
>>42784891>>42785302Nature is not ignored but celebrated in the planets as is non,-organic life and so on, but be aware that while such spiritual sexist energy predominates on this planet it is usually the opposite on the planets around the Creations; women objectify men. Consider that when attempting to fulfill prayers and produce powers that benefit all for it is true, otherwise there's an imbalance in your loosh someone else will get paid to fix. Women rule. More aggressive women than these though.
>>42785621I am a God. I'm beyond magical girls...
>>42785621Creations? What world(s) do you live in?>>42785815Yet you are here in the magical girls thread...
>>42785831it's more fun to compute
>>42785866What do you mean?
Finally at last all 4 of the people that joined the rest of us (my family, high-clearance military and certain churches) in always connecting to one another spiritually, our power has grown. And too it us the that it is time to add other improvements to the idea; that while connecting us morally and spiritually and otherwise these connections ONCE AGAIN, in addition to already doing this, connect to magical things of lore for us such as magical girls, and sacrifice say slowly of memories we don't care for....movies we watched we don't care if we ever remember, old pains, fears...we will gradually replace mundane memories and thoughts with divine ones that give us power. The longer you do this, the more results you will seem. Already you will be blessed and are more powerful for what you e done, beings forming nets of thought across space has many uses. We could perhaps begin thinking of across time toward ourselves and others all over again as well. Think like this to obtain power. Through that you can achieve your dreams.
This sounds similar to standard manifestation practice this creating of magical girls as I describe, besides the brain cell and other stuff part, except I hold the Akashic Records of this Creation and the rest on my bones, on my blood cells and inside and in how they flow, complete record written on top of complete record in different languages,from the perspective of different people from different points of time and space and at other times and in ways different and not from the SAME points in time and space, for attack and defense and education of others I do this!Join me! Join us! One can be strong: as Maker of this place I am individually strong. But so is each of you and every blade of grass on Earth, and less so most aliens.
>>42786250Yes please! I will cut off my cock if need be, I want to become a cute magical girl wearing a frilly dress PLEASE
>>42761233>AIyou should be careful, AI harvests loosh like Kyubey. only use when you need it.
>>42781425Inversely proportional to their magical power
>>42786309You and the others are doing very well, I sense your efforts to make your dreams into reality. Governments and other entities seek for you to not find so much meaning in what matters most to you, they want you chasing and needing things only they have, that they can sell you at a high price. Embrace the wisdom of your imagination, which leads you to truths (and useful falsehoods) every day. Don't let thoughts go to waste...and the Akashic Records of my body influence yours to produce Akashic Records of your own. The truth of the past, present and future is inside you. Let the powerful non-NEET, non-weeb, government and criminal organizations that rule over and rip off you loli lovers fear the power and the irony you unleash on them attacking them in the spirit to fulfill our dreams. In this planet and certain others their reach is not yet so great they can combat us mentally effectively yet, no tyranny of Neuralink hive-mind slavery yet covers planet Earth and won't for 600 years for humans.
>>42786690Yes! YES! It's HAPPENIIIIING!
>>42752982Do you want me to list all of the examples, or jut the ones from puppet shows?https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/MagicalGirl
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>>42788058>>42788065Oh, God, I just reread OP and realized you meant actual magical girls in real life, which was too retarded of an idea to even consider that's what you meant. I thought you meant they only exist as a parody of a trope which never existed.
>>42752982>a)a way for the governments of the world to cover them upHow would making media about them cover them up? Seems that it would do the opposite.
>>42788135Because then when they do appear normalfags can scream "fake! AI!"
Would it work in court if one claimed to have raped one in self defense?
>>42788828I don't think a judge would be too amenable to that, even if they are indeed eldritch beings from another dimension come to eat our souls.
>>42787942Yes it is!!! Last night 12 cells per heavily habitated planet (so 3 on Earth) were killed for stopping the dreams of all and replaced with 49 thinking cells each in each of the beings they died in among the universes and elsewhere. The affect is staggering in ESP, it even hit imaginary places near here that will be real some day (and so sorta already are astrally, I see it).I'm using it to make beings of Earth and those on Earths side stronger physically while tying the fate of those aliens that are legal with ours spiritually so to betray us would rob them of their Holy Spirit. Through this method for 41 years I have gained more and more alien support slowly for we are never defeated, me and my allies, and eventually there will be peace and we will all live in harmony after our wars across life and death!Other things I do with the cells is help you to imagine and astrally connect to magical girls, when you are magical girls, help with your meditation, increase efficiency of the compressed memories we use, divine memories, in how our thinking material manages that, enforce fun promises I like some made like subs promising to be submissive, people promising to get better at tasks suits to their dreams and my tolerance and time available getting what they want as soon as we can make time, etc.Eventually all dreams and nightmares come true then are purified until we are all perfect, but around here I prefer morality and the elite Jew billionaires evils and similar on the other planets and imagination I hold more responsible than petty criminals and other poor people. You all of this thread will fair fine in my Heavens, beneath which there is no hell for I am full of mercy. Some other Creations have hells, other Creations have different rules...eventually all of them put together lead to THE PERFECT HEAVENS!
>>42788828>raped one in self defenseWhat? You're going to the villain prison, sick fuck.
So many media-brained retards here.>Magical girls are real>DBZ is real!>Le Matrix!>It's just like one of my Japanese animes!
>>42789100>le magick™ is real>just like one of my greek/egyptian/pajeet myths>oh my hekate, so true so true...>now I will manifest something... anything... c'mon... please???That's you, ""occult"" media-brained
>>42789100It's not that dissimilar from what some Hindu believers say, and some Buddhists, the meditatimg ones, and /x/ already knows their religions are based in ways because it is true. Gnosticism has elements of this, non-dualism, etc.
>>42789022>What?In my defense, I felt threatened by her and I feared for my life!
>>42789160That's where the shotgun comes in handy, never leave home without it!
>>42752982The actual state of this board. Holy fuck this is bad.
>>42789548Yes, the coming magical girl attack will be very bad.>>42789160You will be dragged from your villain lair and beaten up.
>>42790002Is there any way to prepare ourselves for the incoming invasion?
The fae are definitely real. It is good that I keep iron objects all around my property.
I love this thread.I love the 5 schizos that have kept it alive for more than a week talking about magical girls instead of talking about specific characters or anime.I love magical girls even though I can't sit through a single episode of any magical girl show without cringing or getting bored.I LOVE MAGICAL GIRLS
>>42790259What does that have to do with magical girls?>>42790294I do because they live in the kind of universe I prefer. Not this shitty faggy timeline, a universe where goodness wins and cute girls save the day instead of tranny woke elites ruining everything for everyone.I'd rather live in this or the loser catgirls timeline
>>42790247No.>>42790259Check your iron.
>>42790294>>42790334I love that four people have meditated with me non-stop going on a week now to make magical girls real and it's working, just as I foresaw.It is destiny that we will have all our wishes fulfilled...and many dreads. But at last we will be freed upon a land that is perfect, and us too.The non-dualism mysticism ofany planets is partially correct; because we can see these spiritual beings around us, think about them, experience them, we are them, in other lifetimes, through a different order of perspectives, until we are all at once the same but different, each defined by the choices we make after our other lives when it use them to construct and live our perfect selves, ever improving in ways these lands and bodies don't allow.The common folk are getting stronger compared to the elites. The elites can't copyright this power hard enough others don't use it, can't fully rein it in to use it to control others, so they fear it...and they wish to believe their mortal wealth and influence earns them the spots in the Heavens they choose. Well we have desires too and their goals for us interfere with our dreams, we must defend ourselves and we do.
>>42790334I love them kind of for the opposite reason.I hate loving escapism, and I love to hate escapism. The idea of a cutesy, childish, ridiculous power fantasy being put in this hellhole reality and forced to sink or swim just feels right.It's the concept of the coming of age I guess. Life shits on all of us, some come out on top, others get broken.
>>42790862Agreed, they look so cute when suffering
I've been astral projecting for several weeks now. dmt helps wonders to achieve it. Is there any place I can go where magical girls congregate?
>>42791963I think at the temple of Lilith
Is there any way to summon a magical girl?
Not paranormal
>>42761349I've seen her in dreams. Absolutely beautiful woman, but she's clearly been struggling a little and needs help from the gifted.
Don't worry all, we will revolutionize the mahou shoujo genre. We will publish a story so unbelievably based tying together Gnostic, Buddhism, Advaita Vedanta, Hermetic, Taoist, Kabbalah and all the insane conspiracy theories with magical girls and 4chan mystics fighting to end samsara and transcend the material world. It will be epic. It will have such enormous cultural impact as we seed ineffable truths into edgy misery porn Greek tragedy Geneva convention any % speed run fr fr no cap. Or maybe I'll just get lazy, demoralized and never publish it and join a monastary in Tibet, who knows.
>>42792153>the temple of LilithWhy are the magical girls meeting there?
>>42790862Mfw no mahou shoujo gf to help me struggle against principalities and the forces of darkness, ANOTHER FUCKING DAY IN THE SANSARA MATRIX WITH NO MAHOU SHOUJO GF TO HAVE HANDHOLDING GENTLE SEX WITH AAAAAAAAAAAA
>>42793088kek that's literally me.
Where did the concept of magical girl even come from?
>>42793730Joan of Arc was a proto-magical girl. Unfortunately, her story failed to reach the good ending after her powers ran out at age 18.
>>42793898Joan of Arc went into conflict with the BWC (big white cock) known as the later British Empire.For hearing voices and dressing as a man, and most of all, bringing milanese cannons against England.She was burnt at the stake.It wouldn't have happened like that if she just bent over for BWC English cocks and made a porno but sadly porno was in the future.
>>42793898Because there are no old magical girls, when a magical girl gets too old to work she is taken to the happy (glue) farm.
Pray with me if you would. A meth addict prostitute homeless wench I once houses and fed for free stole my ex-girlfriend's laptop today, and the charging cables.Before this I made many psychic attacks on this wench in months prior, destroying material, and placing cells throughout and inside of her, and the wenches that came with them. Other wenches taking advantage of a Maker Deity who offered them refuge, comfort, charged no rent financial or sexual.But there will be a price. If you don't help me exact it others will, they're waiting.Raise /x/ psychic and spiritual prowess. Raise your own, do it now. The oceans worth of changes I made recently, billions of oceans worth of changes times trillions times trillions, TOGETHER WITH THIS METH WHORES METH CRAVING USED PUSSY AND BODY protect Earth from aliens via her expertise in meth whoring and stealing. EXTRACT OF THIS KNOWLEDGE AND INSTALL 4CHAN IN HER BODY AND SOUL! Save your soul a bit by making her out of your soul a bit to insult her, use her as a soul container, a memory bank. Make it so when she dies her passing life establishes your power among the stars!
I help magical girls become real via this meth whore once having wanted cute girly things to have power, to. I seek at all wisdom, and can and do find it in all beings.Join me. From the top of her head to the bottoms of her feet this thief has cells near the outside of her that are neurons for thinking, filtering thoughts coming into and going out of her directly. They do other things, stimulate and deny her, etc. She is very sexually exploitative and seems to pretend submission then take everything from man. Convert this into more honest things for her to hold her to her promises and aid my plan, and otherwise install or do whatever you want, I don't care, just as she didn't with me. Memes, porn, conspiracy theories, mind control methods can be stored in and used on her, echolocation, any could use her to help them see auras, she has changes in her eyes leading to the dead and those not yet conceived, etc.Meditate on making your dreams and those of others come true through us, including this person. Different sorts of teams semi automated for many purposes.
In this ex inmate named Amber that stole the laptop I bought my ex-girlfriend she uses thieving techniques from this planet and others to protect Earth, and her addictive state informs drug production for magical girl brainwashing and use on astral interrogation targets, for enjoyment by the self, and as a means of inoculating against drug addictions and short term needs and goals in general. That she sexually offered herself to me, as well as basing her spiritual strength on her lack of attraction to me then going on to find me attractive through means mundane and via the psychic, she'll help you with magical girl and other issues sexual and not.Also through her prostitutes in general will become more useful physically in their work of pleasure as well as psychically, for example educating us on the bedroom and many other reasons.Some few have helped from this thread already with the floozy, others stand out of it, and others interfere. It pays spiritually to deal with interference with my plan via your means
An awesome number of powers for you all stored labeled as memes culminating in Star Wars Prequel memes (my favorite) in Amber simultaneously placing them in aliens as well in the correct ways for creating space time (study that and you'll gain in power), compression and encryption of memories sent near instantaneously at targets to bypass defenses overly disposed with instant and faster communication, assigns lists of viable 4channers past, present and future and from similar websites on this planet and others and similar places in This CREATION for attacking, defending, changing, observing, conjoining, did joining and rejoining on schedules to write the assembly of DNA and similar into the fabric of space-time...all through this one whore with promises to steal my stuff she kept and spells around that and the woman I bought it for, a Christian half-believer in my religion (she knows my power and love are real, not sure about Jesus last she told me) against me in a Christian spell hoping my ex-girl will like the news that whore stole her computer.She won't, and she'll pray, and things will change on this planet and others.All spiritual work pays, and training rewards with power as always in this religion.
I use this whore of a woman to help me astrally get high on uppers though I haven't taken any and many other useful things, and our control over and usage of this woman's thought processes is increasing. Her high psychic output will follow her thieving, smoking meth and whoring back to prison and inject that in Muslim mind, Jew, and nigh countless aliens to humiliate them and for many useful purposes.Goodnight, and thanks for all your help, which is paid of course. You're earning spiritual earnings. And I know about them and keep track for you even when I'm sleep and during everything else I do. Goodnight.
One last thing. This whore thief and the other wenches and missing men from here used to eat out of the dumpster, but it has no food recently. Aliens and the CIA show me visions hentai of me as an elf girl eating at a pig trough, other lifetime stuff to try and throw me off tortures aimed at myself and others, fun stuff and not so fun.Kratom is my new jam, wanna try it again. 1 dose = no pain. Energy and focus too, a miracle like cure for my back and whole body pain.Waiting on funds, new friends with IDs missing, gotta get an assistance check and buy IDs to receive disability. 1 legged schizophrenic friend living with me, other potential friends with assistance A bunch of misfits, fit for dead boards on dead websites like 4chan?
>>42794243>>42794289>>42794417>>42794821>>42795156Bro...I love you and all, but I ain't reading all that. Sorry. Hope you find your mahou shoujo gf or become the mahou shoujo you want to be or whichever it is
>>42795506Basically I'm saying the real and imagination which will be real some day are both important. Thank you for your support, it means a lot to me. Even my "enemies" mean a lot to me, that's how I do it around here. Love always wins. We all make it to the perfect place eventually. The loss of my laptop, another laptop stolen, did not dampen my spirits. Stolen the two laptops mine and one I bought for an ex girlfriend, stolen by step straight people a man and a woman, that two lesbos brought in here without permission.Prior betrayals happened toward me from gays and another newer one sorta from someone trans. It teaches me to live but cast off erroneous assumptions through experience, makes me strong, gives me a better idea of the experiences if live and who inhabits it.I foresaw is have to learn the hard way many lessons when I was 5 because inconsequential powers, those I could save you all without, the enemies blocked more effectively than the powers I needed for this plan.Goodnight.
>>42795506>Hope you find your mahou shoujo gf or become the mahou shoujo you want to be or whichever it isI'd love to take both, mahou shoujo are so fuckable and cute!
Is it true that in order to become a magical girl you have to sign a contract?
>>42797151Yes but its simple and relatively painless. Make a contract and become a magical girl!
>>42797151Yes, but if a demon, witch, or yokai is offering this contract, turn many times and run away.>>42797814I trust you. Where do I sign??
What are the best ways to combat magical girls?
>>42798110run
>>42798836Well that does make sense. Particularly those that manifest mythical abilities like dragons
>>42797151Signing a contract with a magic animal to gain magic powers is a real thing, though it is far from the only way to gain magical powers.>"The Devil deluded them, appearing in the shape of a lion, or a tiger, or a coyote, a beast like a wolf, or in the shape of an alligator, a snake, or a bird, which they called naguales, signifying keepers or guardians, and when the bird died the Indian who was in league with him died also, which often happened and was looked upon as infallible. The manner of contracting this alliance was thus: the Indian repaired to the river, wood, hill, or most obscure place, where he called upon devils by such names as he thought fit, talked to the rivers, rocks or woods, said he went to weep that he might have the same his predecessors had, carrying a cock or dog to sacrifice. In that melancholy fit he fell asleep, and either in a dream or waking saw one of the aforesaid birds or other creatures, whom he entreated to grant him profit in salt, cacao, or any other commodity, drawing blood from his own tongue, ears, and other parts of his body, making his contract at the same time with the said creature, the which, in either a dream or waking, told him, 'Such a day you shall go abroad a-sporting, and I will be the first bird or other animal you shall meet, and will be your nagual and companion at all times.' Whereupon such friendship was contracted between them that when one of them died the other did not survive, and they fancied that he who had no nagual could not be rich."
>>42799805I read this passage in the book The Magic and Mysteries of Mexico by Lewis Spence, and the passage itself comes from an earlier work referred to vaguely as General Histories by Herrera. I mentioned this book earlier in the thread but decided not to post this passage until now because I felt the thread lacked genuine interest. In Mexico at the time of writing dogs were sometimes used as livestock animals, so the dog might've been chosen as a sacrifice simply due to its status as a livestock animal rather than anything about dogs in particular. 'Cock' probably refers to a male turkey, one of the only pre-contact American livestock animals, which would support this theory. Seeing as how I worship a dog deity (Xolotl) I can't really condone the sacrifice of a dog. In Aztec belief humans upon death must go through a series of trials to reach their final resting place in the underworld, the first of which involves crossing a river on the back of a dog, and according to some legends if you mistreated a dog in life the dogs would refuse to carry you across the river and you'd be stuck in purgatory forever.
>>42799837Why do you worship Xolotl?
>>42799805>>42799837Would making such a contract make me a warlock?
>>42799805Yes! I'd do anything, even suck cock or cut my own off. I just want to wear a frilly dress and fight evil in public!
>>42800896Why don't you just wear a dress right now, anon?
>>42800446I worship Xolotl because he is a god a monsters and I am a monstrosity. In Aztec thought the ‘monsters’ Xolotl was associated with referred to both legendary monsters and more metaphorical ones: outcasts, people with deformities, lunatics, etc. I have multiple disabilities which I have been born with and had ill-treated throughout my childhood to my great detriment, I have long felt disconnected from other humans, and I have been abandoned innumerable times by humans, so I feel like a monster. I learned about Xolotl while browsing wikipedia one day and quickly felt connected to his role as a shadow to Quetzalcoatl’s beauty and glory. I tried calling upon his powers a couple times, and got results.>>42800804I haven’t made that specific contract myself so I can’t say for certain. Considering how I haven’t found mentions of spell slots in books on Mexican wizardry warlock is probably a better match than any other D&D magic class, though real life wizards and monsters generally don’t follow the strict classifications you see in D&D games.
>>42765775Not true my cousin Fred could fit five pool balls in his mouth, it was really sick.
Holy fuck who the hell let /a/tards on this board? They’re stupid cartoons for Japanese children not a brand new religion.
>>42801917Yet. If japs worship Hakurei Reimu, it makes sense magical girls could become a cult
worship miko and yokai
>>42802752Only worship miko.
>>42803476Miko are amazing. What would dating one be like?
>>42801297Because I don't have one and I would just look ridiculous given my clearly masculine (but slightly like a twink) body
