I finally got one!What the fuck do I wish for? The box says I only get one... I called the number and asked if I could wish for the trifecta, money, love, and fame and he said no, the wish has to be specific...Give me some fun ideas!
>>42753256"I wish for all dukkha to end for all beings."
>>42753256For all cum to become gold please anon I need this
>>42753282not tryna be any way but wouldn't that just cause a blockage requiring removal of your balls?
>>42753281naw fuck that, suffer
>>42753256where the fuck do i get this
go back to /tv/ spammer
It's the ouija board shit all over again
>>42753256Is that a trans keyboard?
>>42753386magic shops sell them, you know the places where you go to buy magic spells and get tarot readings? They are like $7.
>>42753423not trans, just got the keyboard for $20 from amazon, I am kinda poor.
>>42753464Ah, I gotcha.
>>42753471no hate, I just like cheap but nice things. I use it because I like the white thoccy switches. Maybe it's trans colored, explains why it was so cheap. IDGAF. I am comfortable in my own skin.
for Obsession on VHS
>>42753256Could you post an image of your box that it came in?
>>42753501it already exists
>>42753503There was no box at my local magic shop. They had them in a bowl on a shelf with a card.
>>42753524well shit, so it does
>>42753529Oh you got ripped off, anon. There are no paranormal properties in your 3D printed knockoff
>>42753256All gnostics and related retards to kill themselves
The website says it's sold out.
>>42753614What a strange wish
I wish to be pretty!
>>42753678Are you calling OP ugly?
>>42753282That would mean that either your balls get ripped off by the weight of the gold or that molten gold comes out of your cock. Neither would be particularly pleasant.
>>42753503it doesn't have a box because it's 3d printed slop
>>42753256Be careful, you may end up the protagonist in a gender war slop film
>>42753256Wish that /x/ exists. ;)
>>42753745back in my day we at least bothered using real sticks to trick the goys
Wish that anime becomes real
>>42753256wish for the apocalypse
>>42753256I’d advise against making a wish for yourself as I’ve heard these bring quite severe consequences. How about making a wish that benefits all of humanity. Like the end of human suffering. Or you could wish for the harmonization of humanity. Or for humanity to collectively ascend. Or you could wish that no child is ever intentionally harmed again.
>>42753386You can 3d-print as many as you want.
>>42753256Wish for your crush to love you more than anyone else
Wish for maximum wisdom.
>keyboard faggingI will never understand this hobby
Wish that every woman’s ass is three times larger.