Let's say that you are in a cage match to the death with a big burly man. He is armed with an M4 submachinegun with a full magazine. You are armed with whatever woowoo bullshit you're currently studying. What's your excuse for wasting your life as he fills you full of holes?
>>42753385but what if my death can be used as an inversion to save my entire peoplehoods continuity
>>42753398It won't
>>42753385>tripfag thread>low IQ garbageevery time>hurr durr what if you get hit by lightning or a meteor, what then you fool? Checkmateyou gotta be kidding with that bullshit lmao, fucking retard
>>42753398>but what if my death can be used as an inversion to save my entire peoplehoods continuityThat's pretty cool. Care to elaborate?>>42753424So you just die? Wow, that's kind of lame for a wizard.
If he kills you, he's still trapped in the cage, but you are not.
>>42753385Easy peasy.After years lurking here on /x/, I've accumulated vast amounts of knowledge and abilities. I will now show you the culmination of all power derived from this board...
>>42753430yeah what a tragedy, it's always the sensible people that die and never the dumbass tripfags making up retarded scenarios in their head to own the wizards (kek)
BEHOLD!
>>42753385>M4 submachinegunHe's armed with technology that doesn't exist, against this blade I have coated in nightshade, henbane, and aconite. I win.
>>42753447Wow.No wonder that's all you learned. You still can't do the most basic illusion.
>>42753457Spectre M4
>>42753460Illusion!?I am no conjuror of mere illusion!I have studied from only the best here on /x/.
>>42753434This.
>>42753447AHHHHHHHH YOUR THUMB IS OFF
>>42753443honestly this would be the most accurate display of abilities that anyone here could have
>>42753461I will add a shield made of steel plate with a warding of protection, since I was mistaken.
>>42753490I don't think steel is allowed. Only paranormal abilities.
>>42753385>You are armed with whatever woowoo bullshit you're currently studying.He doesn't even need a submachine gun, lmao. If he were a decent MMA fighter, he could win very easily using his training.
>>42753443>>42753447>>42753460>>42753480AHHHHHHHH HIS THUMB IS OFF! BURN THE WITCH!>>42753490Neat. Care to do this on video?
BOW BEFORE ME PEASANTS!
>>42753460>>42753499How does one learn such sorcery?
>>42753494The steel is a holder for the warding...duhAlso, metallurgy especially steel has a history in the occult. The blacksmiths used to chant while swinging the metal to cool and crystalize. Steel is occult. That's why you can take a hammer and hit steel a bunch of times to make it magnetic.
I'm close to mastering the art of making anyone submit to me sexually, so this dude is donezo
>>42753507Listen. You have to be on this board like almost every single day for years just to soak up all of the most esoteric of knowledge. Eventually it will all fit together like a jigsaw puzzle. Only after you've finished piecing it all together, could you ever hope to achieve this level of paranormal ability.
>>42753496MMA fighters train? I thought they just take drugs and talk shit. Why do they all look like alcoholics on withdrawal?
Great sorcerers of /x/A wizard has stolen my nose!!Please help
>>42753513I don't think rape is considered a paranormal ability.
>>42753521Look, it wasn't "stolen", okay. Your nose was simply returned from whence it came.
>>42753385>You are armed with whatever woowoo bullshit you're currently studying.But part of that armament includes the intelligence and wisdom to not be in such a cage, so the premise is flawed and already leaving me disarmed.
>>42753528>intelligence and wisdom to not be in such a cageDoesn't apply here. Isn't considered woowoo
>>42753531But it is. It is the very foundation of, say, manifestation and LoA.Here, let's try it.>I am not in a cage at all, you do not exist, and cannot harm me.Now what?
>>42753520Some MMA fighters actually train. Some.
>>42753533Doesn't make it factually true. Your vessel will be riddled with bullets.
>>42753528>>42753533So you show up in the cage, you think these things, and then bullets perforate your vital organs. If you can really protect yourself from bullets by manifesting, post a YouTube video that shit, shit would be tight.
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>>42753540But I'm not. I am not in a cage, the fighter does not exist. I am not harmed.>>42753546No, I am not in a cage at all. There is no fighter and I am unharmed.You have no power to stop this at all.
>>42753552Manifestation and LOA doesn't work. Things come to those that they are meant for.
>>42753552>But I'm not. I am not in a cage, the fighter does not exist. I am not harmed.>No, I am not in a cage at all. There is no fighter and I am unharmed. You have no power to stop this at all.How would you feel if you didn't have breakfast today?
>>42753551What makes those people stare at an empty cage? Have they each manifested their own fighters and the camera can't see it?
>>42753558It is working right now.>>42753560I would feel the same as I do right now, waiting for my breakfast to cook.My reality is supersedent. I am not in a cage and unharmed.I have won, and you are admitting this.
>>42753562You don't see the fighters?
>>42753562empty?what do you mean?
>an m4>throws dust at you. >it jams.lol lmao even
>>42753385Personally , I more so imagine a drone killing me while meditating.The image is more evocative.
>>42753385I cut a promo and work him into a seething shoot. After this stunt, he is relegated to a dancing jobber gimmick.
>>42753657Your wish has been granted and will occur in the rice fields. Thus has spoken Zarathustra.
>>42753385I have a glock inscribed with various runes. He is dead as I have a wicked fast draw.
>>42753497>Will you show us your power level?Nice try FBI, but I will never give you that power.
>>42753385I’ve got more lives than he does ammo.
>>42753385>M4 submachinegun
