>at school>eas alarm comes on and warns of an earthquake>earthquake doesn't happen, everything is fine>teacher predicts it will evolve into something apocalyptic>later another eas alert happens this time they say that at 9 am it will be 1 trillion degrees, followed by a cool 60>the teacher asks "what did that just say?"> i repeat it, and we start to hear satanic chanting, akin to the kids from lord of the flies chanting, except it's in some foreign language>outside the window we can see the statue of liberty on fire and ready to fall over as chaos ensues and people get brutally murdered all around me>as the chanting intensifies, i wake up from my dream in a cold sweat, terrified
the apocalypse is happening.give me all your money since you arent going to need it
>>42753873>people get brutally murdered all around meBy who/what?
Nice nice.One can only hope.
>>42753873your world is about to burn, we are on our way. those who are chosen, and those who answered the call will be spared. Those who fight life, who have committed atrocities will perish. Relax you will be fine.
>>42757991by us silly
The phenomenon of people saying they want the apocalypse is interesting to me (mostly because I find myself feeling the same sometimes), even though most if not all of us would probably die a painful death. Why do you think we feel this way?
