I posted last week about a Gangshi I saw in KTown and I have an idea>be me, OP from last week>the hopping woman outside the tofu spot>never went back scared shitless of qt3.14 Ganshi Vampire succ >never slept either desu>halmeoni left boxes in the closet when she died, never touched them>started going through them at 3am like a schizo>incense, little brass bell, bag of 찹쌀 rice with symbols drawn on the bag>and a notebook. her handwriting. instructions.>my 2nd gen ass can barely read hangul but i get the gist>turns out grandma wasn't senile>turns out grandma was fr on one about these thingsNotebook says to use:>찹쌀 rice - draws out their qi, weakens them. also they HAVE to stop and count every grain. built in autism.>부적 bujeok - the wards she taped everywhere. not decoration. she was keeping something out>팥 red beans - same counting thing. throw a handful, buy yourself a minute.>coarse salt - every shopowner on the block throws it at their door at close. Does everyone but me know about this wtf>small mirror + hand bell - mirror locks them up, bell breaks the trance, they are extremely retarded which is good for my plan (more on this later)>lie awake after reading notebook and my brain starts doing a thing>what if i hadn't run>what if i kept it>brain presents SoloLeveling dialogtree.exe>A) domesticate it. gangshi gf. keeps the apartment warded, i never pay rent again, halmeoni finally gets a granddaughter>B) livestream it. first verified ktown vampire on record. retire off ad rev. mrbeast in a hanbok>C) train it. point it at my enemies.if i dont post tmo and you see a missing person post about a korean guy from ktown, you already knowam I retarded? This seems like a no lose idea except for the obvious downside that I get my Qi succ by a hot Korean vampire
>>42788656Its only possible with groveanon helps
>>42788656Do you know anything about the kumiho (Korean fox spirits), KTown anon?
Why are you so autistic about these vampire threads?What's wrong with you?There's literally nothing here... Yet it triggers you yo ban me?What in the fuck?Literally what in the fuck.Anyway...This is pretty retarded.Like grow up or something.Anyway... There are other places to say stupid things... If I bother you so much like... Sure. WhateverHonestly... I think you jelly cuz I am smarter, better... Just better. And I am the chosen one.Goodnighthttps://youtu.be/7e9Pq3E88wQ?si=4EeacEz3Bnyqos-c
>>42788656No
>>42788656You are retarded
>>42788656When will she hop to my bed?
And then you will blame her when she takes your life force!
>>42788656Jesus christ my guy, what makes you think you're worth a good goddamn to any woman let alone one that's going to live for 500 yrs at a minimum and has already lived for lord knows how many??? You're not the MC, you're not that interesting, they're not a fucking novelty, and they don't get tied down you narcissistic little shit. At best, BEST, you get to slide your dick inside one a few times before getting put down because you happened to be color blind enough to think red flags are pink and they think it's funny.
>>42791291more like when she turns him hahahahahaha forever friend is a thing.
>>42791306anon is right btw. but that didn't stop the monster fucker. EVER
>>42788656there are no vampires so its impossible. what is possible is us fucking yo mama nigga style
>>42788656you do know there are specific discord servers where you can go and larp right?
>>42790024I don’t should i ? I’m about to go looking for this Gangshi this weekend will knowing about the foxes help
>>42792739You need to work with the foxes if you want to be able to defeat the vampire. They may even lead you to her.
>>42791853>OP and vampire gf hopping togethercute
Hey OP, hope you found a real hit here. Just for luck, try to remember a bit of small talk to sate their immortal soul:"Society is infinitely competent after all"
https://ctext.org/wiki.pl?if=en&chapter=5038078#p84
>>42788656for the last time Onioson K Y S !!!!!!!!!!! https://youtu.be/1k5zTrTRu3s
>>42791306>You're not the MC, you're not that interesting, they're not a fucking novelty, and they don't get tied down you narcissistic little shit. At best, BEST, you get to slide your dick inside one a few times before getting put down because you happened to be color blind enough to think red flags are pink and they think it's funny.Found the Demiurge.
Please try to post more often, OP, or else we'll assume the gangshi or some other Korean monster got you.
>>42798358OP was eaten
>>42798839Good. Big waste of Qi.
Kill all vampires.Behead vampire babies.Curb stomp vampire chileren.Burn vampire maidens at the stake.Kill all vampires in all fields.Defang elder vampires.Crucify vampire blasphemers.Hang vampires from razor wire and set them on fire.Murder vampire prostitutes.Drop kick vampire teenagers off a bridge.Force feed holy water to pregnant vampires.Put vampires under a pneumatic press.Instigate vampire inviolence.Burn down vampire weddings.Immolate all vampires.
>>42788656No, because vampires don't exist in any shape or form. They're a literary creation that later became famous through various movies. In the beginning, "vampires" were local beliefs in Transylvania. Locals were checking the state of a buried body after a few days of their burial. If they looked "healthy" (such as having red coloration on the face which is a normal part of red blood cells breaking apart), they drove a stake through the heart of the cadaver, believing that it's digging out from its grave with their long fingernails (which keep growing even after death), suck out blood out of one of the villagers (that's how they explained feeling sick or not experiencing a sleep paralysis) and go back to the grave. A writer traversing Transylvania noted that oddity and wrote an entire book around it "Dracula" which also borrowed from the local legends about Vlad the Impaler and Elizabeth Bathory. There's nothing real about vampires and anyone that tells you otherwise is a scammer that wants to get attention and being seen as an authority on the matter by you, which often ends up in small communities where people dress up and LARP as vampires, there's always the vampire "elder" among them (who can be a dude of any age, he just has enough charisma and created the group around himself) who fucks all the dumb and insane chicks that flock to that stuff since they can LARP as "I'm different from other girls" or "I'm not actually [who I really am], I'm a... vampire!". These chicks also serve as a bait to get other guys and girls to join their cult. That's what modern "vampirism" is all about - sucking you out of your money, time and hopes for getting some pussy (unless you're already good looking).
>>42788656You niggas can't even get a normie human gf, what chances do you think you have to bag some immortal ancient foid with god like power?
Gotta be 18 to post here OPGlobal Rule 2
A lot of hopping vampires here....
>>42800474Before doing all that, how long can you stay awake? Shall we play a game?
>>42800500Who hurt you? My brother in Cain...
>>428044317 days by an act of god motherfucker prepare to die.
Yeah the vampires are just people who come from Romania with a very eclectic mix of bacteria, virus and fungi that make em basically superhuman combined with the "warrior genes".Then you purposely induce intense pain, shove your front teeth back so you always have this adrenaline rush from said pain...Then you just nibble some adrenochrome! And the longer you stay in such states the more your microbiomed changes to suit it.You too can become or create a vampires GF today. Try rabies if you wanna go hardcore but that kills most people.
>>42805775You need a wooden stake, to have em overdose on all the chems that get stuck in it.Or destroy the head entirely, or full organ systems.Otherwise they'll just go hibernate and regenerate.
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>>42805310Which god are you a slave to precisely? I mean there are so many to choose from. Which one is your preferred excuse for incompetence?
